#table one

[fieriframes]

[THIS IS HUMMUS AND OLIVE OIL? MM-HMM. YOU MAKE THE HUMMUS? MM-HMM. MMM. YOU GOT TO COME TRY THIS. (Gazala) TABLE ONE, HUMMUS PITA. LOOK AT HOW THIN IT IS. MM-HMM.]

#s14e10 international eats #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #olive oil #table one #hummus pita #mm-hmm #the #mmm. #gazala

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[fadeintoyou1993]

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

#txt #vid #i think you should leave #just... so me from start to finish #probably one of my top 5 skits from the series overall its tied to tables lady

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

#art #comic #coyotes #comics #my art #digital #zine #idk what else to tag this if anything #i just think coyotes are so fucking cool and excellent queer symbolism. if you think about it #< he has thought about it so fucking much #shoutout to the handful of ppl who kept me company on stream last night too hehe #sorry if you get a version with typos they should all be corrected by now. i unfortunately have adhd and made this in two days #busted out all the illustrations for this in...one night for phx zine fest lmaO #our group found out two days before we were tabling that we got taken off the waitlist. had fun today tho #greatest hits

[oifaaa]

Fun new game I'm playing while watching the new Percy Jackson show called "Was this actually different in the books or is my memory just shit"

#percy jackson #pjo #just with small things like #wasnt it a thing in the books #that all the gods children had designated tables #and its one of the ways you could tell the hermes cabin was over crowded #bc there was hardly any space at the table #i could always just reread the book again to see #but im busy enough rn #so hopefully one of you lovely people will tell me #oifaaaposts

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it #headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious #stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs #shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr #also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious #still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af #i love them #these three are the best thing that ever happened to me #sashisu #satosho #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #satosho weekend #satoshoko #jjk #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart

[toneelspeelster]

live feed of sarah nelson having war flashbacks of divorcing this man

#heartstopper #heartstopperedit #sarah nelson #stephane fournier #olivia colman #if there's one thing olivia will do at the diner table is having FACES! #very serious matter of course but damn her FACES lmao

[sibmakesart]

part 2

im procrastinating on the time travel comic by working on the thriller bark aftermath one and im procrastinating on the tba comic on making this

with a bit of luck itll circle back around at some point

#a stammtisch is the table reserved for the usuals/friends of the owners #idk if theres a term either in english or in french lol #but a a good little Strasbourg boy #sanji says stammtisch #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #op #one piece #east blue crew #lyon au #french au #luffy #zoro #sanji #nami #usopp #monkey d luffy #cat burglar nami #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sogeking

[boykingpirate]

you have changed me, gently, unknowingly. you have changed me with your love

#one piece #op #monkey d. luffy #strawhats #strawhat pirates #nami #roronoa zoro #sanji #nico robin #franky #jinbei #brook one piece #tony tony chopper #You can put your strength down. I'm sitting here with you at your kitchen table. You don't need to say anything. #You are sunlight through a window which I stand in warmed.

[iaminsideyourwalls]

food for all you scout haters out there in the audience tonight i guess?

#this is what happens when two extroverts beef #if there are zero scout haters medic is dead in the ground- #since there's no one waiting at the table to get a drink i guess you could say there's no punch line #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 comic #tf2 art #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortess 2 #team fortress fanart #heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #medic #alcohol #drinking #comic

[fieriframes]

[ALL IN BETWEEN THE CRUNCHY BREAD--IT'S PERFECT. HUH. DON'T AIR THAT. ONLY IS BETTER THAN BEST. MEAT LOAF SANDWICH, TABLE ONE. YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE DELICIOUS. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WALKING INTO A PLACE]

#s11e08 soup and sandwiches #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #meat loaf sandwich #crunchy bread #table one #between #the #perfect #huh #gonna #place

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

#not a shitpost #related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on #all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment #and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object #if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think #you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now #anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating #than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever #i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege

[art-the-f-up]

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU part 3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4, Part 5

#I am posting more on tumblr and patreon than I am on my instagram #how the turn tables #anyways i know you guys wanted a next part so here's a mega one #miraculous ladybug #bfu au #bfu #ml au #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved au #ladynoir #adrinette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #shane and ryan #adrien and marinette

[tow-bees]

snapple knees

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl meme #apple bees #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl the one who waits #cotl baal #cotl aym #cotl bishops #cotl leshycat #cotl narilamb #cotl ratau #cotl sins of the flesh #because there's an egg #they needed to take it with them because it needed to be babysat #idk whose it is #I was originally gonna include a bunch of random followers but I ran out of space and thought the bishops would be funnier #just imagine the followers all squeezed together in another table #you can't see it but narinder is still wearing the socks and sandals from the fishing drawing I did #that's just canon for me

[criticalsyourroles]

now i've watched a fair amount of d&d i've started to pick up on the differences between dm style i think

like brennan IS all the bad guys. every game he dms is brennan vs the players. he makes npcs and battles that make his friends throw things at him and he smirks the whole time. he makes them tell him their worst fears and then he makes them do it. and it's awful and amazing and really funny

matt IS exandria. his characters and battles never feel written or constructed, they just feel like things that already existed in the world. it's all about verisimilitude with him, and he's amazing at it. he tends to fade into the background and let the players react to the story and it makes everything he does incredibly cinematic

aabria dms like she's just another player at the table reacting to the story, right up until someone gets lulled into a false sense of security and tries to fool around and THEN she throws a curveball by making them deal with the consequences of their choices. she's like oh you think that's funny?? then i'm about to be hilarious, bitch. and she keeps getting away with it bc she's just that good!

basically, brennan's an evil bastard, matt's the world, and aabria's the queen of consequences

or:

brennan - fuck

matt - around

aabria - find out

#brennan lee mulligan #matt mercer #aabria iyengar #sorry but this made me laugh agdjgsjsgs #petition for a d20 series dmed by brennan w aabria as a pc where a couple eps in her pc kills brennan's bbeg and they swap seats #revealing she was the dm all along #i also really want a round robin series. all dms at the table and they take turns controlling the narrative #whether it's in order or just like. every time one of them kills the dm's npc they become the dm or smth #it'd be really fun i'd love to see what kind of mangled mess of a story we'd get #i haven't listened to that much taz but griffin seems to be a mix of brennan and aabria where he does things for the bit #and then eventually he's like oh btw the bit is immense emotional trauma. whoops!