#swiffer wet jet

[dizzy-pops]

#swiffer #swiffer wet jet #airplane #poll #plane #weird poll #idk

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

"You'll ❤️ love ❤️ swiffer wet jet, or your 💰 🤑money🤑 💰 back!"

Who are you to determine what love is? Can one truly love an object? And how best could you love a swiffer wet jet? Why should we allow a company to ask us how we define love? Do we bow at the throne of an item and call it love when it has the courtesy to function as intended? The church has offered to us an indulgence and we happily take it, stripping God's green Earth of its resources to make the replaceable parts when the lord himself(grandma) has bestowed upon us everlasting tools that can cleanse our homes and will age with a grace of a wizened priest. Longevity be damned for this new kind of love, a new fast fashion to cheapen a word meant to be a special gift a child gives to a favored stuffed toy that will remain in their bed until the day they depart this world.

Love it or your money back.

I guess they aren't making love like they used to.

#swiffer wet jet #i made myself sad #i wont lie #im really high and i got emotional after seeing an ad #what have we become truely #use a mop and bucket #do not praise be to the swiffer

[daenerys-targaryen]

💃

#leah rambles #tumblrina swiffer wet jets ily #ts

[ariesbilly]

the artist who loves to play victim played the victim again? i am so shocked by this behavior

#listening to trisha paytas' podcast and shes talking about swiffer wet jets time article #um..... so anyway lmfao

[shodansbabygirl]

Damn how'd I forget vacuum mops exist. Well probably because they're $100. But like. Cool short term goal to have.

#i sweep and i swiffer and i steam mop and my floors still look like shit and its destroying my back #but. vacuum mop 👀. #but how am i supposed to get rid of fuckinf 2 wet jets and a steam mop that technically work and work well #just not with or for my personal abilities. #theyre useful tools and i have refillable swiffer wet jet bottles even (modded the caps) #but like. a good vacuum mop would replace them for me. do i just. ask if anyone near me wants them until someone takes them. #im not just throwing them away thats so much plastic and ive made mine free of disposables.

[stevethehairington]

just went fucking FIVE rounds with a god damn moth and i am THANKFUL to say i fucking won but jesus fucking christ that was a FEAT and i am TRAUMATIZED FUCK.

#i thought it flew back out my window like at least 3 or 4 times and i thought i was in the clear #only to spot it once my guard had started coming back down #i finally got it bc it landed on the ground and i smashed its fucking brains out with a swiffer wet jet fjsjsks #which - i should go give it a 5 star rating for that huh #anyways. its DEAD now so i can rest easy #but i am TRAUMATIZED #you bet your ass every time i walk into my kitchen now for the next like 2 weeks imma be so on edge and looking everywhere #thats what happened with the gd roaches and tbh i still check places for them sometimes so im clearly not over it #but FUCK THAT WAS AWFUL #im still shaking bc of it fjsksks #i can handle bugs - spiders are fine roaches SUCK and i HATE THEM but the ones here dont fly so i can fight them to the death #but FUCKING MOTHS WITH THEIR FUCKING WINGS AND THEIR FUCKING GIANTNESS AND EUGH NO FUCK OFF NO #i draw the LINE at flying bugs #im so fucking wired rn tho dhsjskaka #the adrenaline is buzzing still #i think that moth was the thing that flew at me when i was making coffee on saturday but i thought that fucker went out the window #guess not tho #i sent my sister so many snaps of me freaking out over this fjdjsksk

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

I have ordered the final supply I needed to start canning. I am about to become so powerful

#personal #thanks need to replenish my swiffer wet jet cleaning solution & get furikake for a recipe for being so cheep #so i could use my love of free shipping to get the last of my canning supplies

[randofanficrecs]

Today's random fic is from the Swiffer Wet Jet "Delivery (Baby Come Back)" Commercial fandom. Swiffer Family by Bloodiedpixie

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 761 Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Swiffer Wet Jet "Delivery (Baby Come Back)" Commercial Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" & Siblings Characters: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Simon Snow, Fiona Pitch, Malcolm Grimm, Daphne Grimm (Simon Snow), Mordelia, Baz's younger siblings Additional Tags: Swifferverse, AWTWB Spoilers, Sort Of, it's literally only the names of Baz's siblings lol, Crack, Swiffer Au, Silly, dorky jokes, Baz has a family but make it swiffer, no beta we die like men, EVERYTHING IS SWIFFER, Enjoy fellas Language: English Summary: Swiffer Wet Jet Family and make it the Grimm-Pitches, it's a bit of a sequel to Swiffer Me Off My Feet. Disclaimer: awtwb spoilers in the form of names of Baz's siblings, literally nothing about the actual story is revealed 💙

#fanfiction #random #random fanfiction #random recs #fic rec #fanfic #fanfiction recommendation #fanfic rec #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell #Simon Snow & Related Fandoms #Swiffer Wet Jet “Delivery (Baby Come Back)” Commercial #Tyrannus Basilton “Baz” Pitch/Simon Snow #Tyrannus Basilton “Baz” Pitch & Simon Snow #Tyrannus Basilton “Baz” & Siblings #Tyrannus Basilton “Baz” Pitch #Simon Snow #Fiona Pitch #Malcolm Grimm #Daphne Grimm (Simon Snow) #Mordelia #Baz's younger siblings #Swifferverse #AWTWB Spoilers #Sort Of #it's literally only the names of Baz's siblings lol #Crack #Swiffer Au #Silly

[henryworm]

i got a

#swiffer #wet #jet #wet on main

[twottie-m8]

Opinion on notneppgalnun > frog movement

crude yet bold, controversial and a 49.2% on rotten tomatoes. it makes mothers weep and fathers turn away their gazes. the children dont understand and critics are at each other's throats. my opinion would be blasphemous.

#ask #twottie talks #i see you nepp #wet-jet-swiffer

[daenerys-targaryen]

wait it's selfie night?

#leah rambles #sorry swiffer wet jets #i missed the memo!

[ariesbilly]

If you can’t shake your ass or dream about dick in silence to a certain artist, billy ain’t listening to them. Period.

#saying billy would listen to swiffer wet jet be so serious with me right now no he would not

[twog-team]

Hey what’s ur opinion on notneppgalnun on twitch

y'know i think he's actually pretty [redacted] and am [redacted] that you brought him up. his yt channel is also pretty [redacted]. -frog

this you? mr. hasn't-streamed-in-10-days? https://www.twitch.tv/notneppgalnun - twottie

#ask #the gladiator roars #twottietalks #frogtalks #wet-jet-swiffer

[tofolklore]

that July 9th, the beat of your heart

#happy holidays swiffer wet jets #rach posts #taylor swift

[eatingexpired]

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#How do you put a Swiffer Wet Jet pad on? #eatingexpired

[stevethehairington]

THERE WAS ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH A N O T H E R F U C K I N G M O T H ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS I CANT DOOO THISSSS

#my ass got smart this time and got the fuckin RAID #i totally forgot i had it #but i killed this bitch ass moth dead in like 3 minutes with that raid #raid my beloved #BUT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ONE COME FROM #i hate it bc i literally had an awful feeling when i walked into my kitchen tonight #i was like ooh its around the same time this happened last night i dont feel good about this #and i went to my fridge to get something #and i saw something on top of my fridge like hidden between a basket and a bag of trash bags #and i was like fuck i dont remember that being there #and i was like could be a roach #and then i lightly moved the basket and it fucking FLEW AT ME #AND I WAS LIKE NOPE NOT A FUCKIN ROACH THATS A MOTH #so i tied my hair up put on some shoes and a coat for protection lol put on my yellow rubber gloves grabbed my swiffer wet jet and the raid #sprayed that fucker and it went NUTS it was SO PISSED but i didnt care i sprayed it again and it flew towards the rest of my apartment #and i was like NOT TODAY BITCH and sprayed it til it went down. then i stepped on it (w a shoe ofc) for good measure #then took the trash out bc fuck if im letting it sit in my apartment dead or not im not gonna wait for the day zombie moths become a thing #then i scrubbed the floor #needless to say im fucking SCARRED #i cannot go into my kitchen without walking slowly and looking everywhere for bugs i hate it i hate it i hate it