#sunday punday

[cerebraldischarge]

Disappointment: when a person seems dope, but actually is baking soda. Instead of high, you’ll just be bloated.

The early bird may get the worm, but night owls hunt mice, and I don’t know about you, but a mouse seems way more nutritious than a worm. That would also explain why I’m so girthy. Well-padded for stealth hunting, you might say.

You know when puns were invented? That’s right, in the Punic Wars. Just picture Cato the Elder, armed with nothing but his sharp wit, am I right? The saltiest man of the Known World, he had the whole damn place covered in salt. Probably not the kosher variety, either.

Burying someone in or under a wall is called immurement, after the Latin word murus, wall. Shouldn’t impeachment, therefore, be the act of burying someone in peaches? Except in a certain case, it would be difficult on account of the victim’s complexion making them indistinguishable from the fruits.

#sunday punday #puns #dad jokes

[weedorganization]

ice cream

#ice cream #monday funday #sus #suspenders #hood memes #hood #2016 #2017 #2016 election #1st amendment #nyc #sunday punday #us army #submisive and breedable #no hesi #assetto corsa #gran turismo 7 #constitution #united states #supernatural #dragon ball #z #and knuckles #hyper fighitng #turbo #the new challengers #world warrior #featuring dante from the devil may cry series #©

[nem0-nee]

Welcome to Punday Sunday, I offer you:

A juul.

"Consequences" will be revealed after the poll expires!

#punday sunday #twst #twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #starting off with something #this was funnier back then

[brightgreendandelions]

do you use headphones in public or are you a phonehead?

#textpost #shitpost #puns #today is a pun day #(but not a punday sunday) #headphones #phones

[doujinshi]

sunday punday, please make me laugh

#vtuber #vtuber en #twitch #honkai starrail #hsr #nier automata #just chatting #armored core 6 #vtubers of tumblr #independent vtuber #indie vtuber

[small-red-rose]

"As much as i hate the idea, i think i should bring Punday back for sundays....At least to avoid being lewd."

#ruby speaks

[onehundredcrocus]

May I have your attention peas? They are so sweet. Me and the kids have been eating them off the vine for days. This is my first time growing peas.

#sunday punday #peas #eating in the garden is the best

[nekasu]

“Beethoven? More like Bae-thoven.” 

“...A shame she can’t hear my jokes.”

#dash commentary #muse:neka #sunday punday #muse:fate!neka

[pickledwombat]

just brushed a spelling mistake off as a pun how's your Sunday going?

#shitpost #pun #sunday #or should I say #Punday #I'll see myself out

[snowedmgic]

     🂥𝒞𝒽ℯ𝓈𝓈;;– ‘ So it’s pun day today from what I heard, Freddy. Nyaow how about that? ‘

     🐇𝒮𝓃ℴ𝓌;;-- ‘ Well, I say we better hop to it. ‘

#💗 punday sunday 💗 #🂥 is this real? is this pretend? 🂥 ( cheshire!merc/naib/chess ) #🐇 magical cabins and lovely white rabbits 🐇 ( white rabbit!lawyer/freddy/snow ) #This is how I introduce-- #I can't Snow Chess please!

[thecraftybear]

RP scenes that never happened

Brujah: OK, I jump into the tank, wrestle down the orca and bleed it dry.

*a few rolls later*

ST: It’s dead. Roll for Hugh Manatee point loss.

Brujah (OOC): OK, that was a stupidly convoluted way to make an aquarium-related pun on “Humanity”.

ST: Yeah, Humanity too, but this aquarium’s local vampire is a Marine Gangrel named Hugh. He looks a bit like a two-legged dugong and he won’t appreciate what you did.

#world of darkness shitpost #sunday punday #had to get it out of my system #cw animal cruelty

[younitrogen]

I think I finally figured out why Toriel likes to eat snail pies.

She just doesn't like fast food.

#yoen puns #ha.. ha... hahahahahahahahhahahaha #toriel #undertale #pun #punday sunday

[themindfulnessmagpie]

Happy Bunday!

#Sunday #punday #bunday #funday #i'll stop... #witchblr #cottagecore #bunny #rabbit #mimir #when you name your rabbit after a giant expect him to be huge...

[lightshielded]

( jarv vc ) i like big puns and i can not lie!

#but of these statements are true #he cant lie #he really cant #instead of sunday #i should do punday #:thinking: #— crack ` #( but yeah just a couple more to go )

[lindapaper]

"So, I've been browsing through Scrooge's old records and it's amazing that he owns the original copy of 'Alegander's Ragtime Band' by Irving Birdlin. It's over a hundred-years-old and still works!"

#!crack #open to mutuals #((old-fashioned sunday punday)) #((I'm going to hell for this.))

[vondog]

Who is she?! Idk but I bet She will drive you BANANAS!! XDD Happy PunDay, stay tuned for upcoming vid xD #punday #sunday #banana 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7OHsFDJwQy/?igshid=ttd6aipzfy5h

#punday #sunday #banana