#stuttering john

[littletroubledgrrrl]

#stuttering john #inside edition #morton downey jr.

[rawiswhore]

Stuttering John, Fred Norris, Howard Stern x Fem Reader- "Y/n's Spanking"

This is a fanfic about people I've never written about, at least, never wrote a fanfic about.

I'm pretty sure this may be the very first fanfiction about these people, since I seemingly can't find any other fanfiction about these aforementioned men.

I also hope you readers won't be offended over this fanfic, so viewer discretion is advised.

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Love him or hate him, Howard Stern may be the most famous, iconic shock jock of all time.

When people think of shock jocks, they immediately think of him or Rush Limbaugh.

Besides shock value, Howard Stern is also known for interviewing celebrities, and he's been interviewing celebrities since at the height of his popularity in the 1990's.

Speaking of celebrities, one of the people on Howard Stern's show is Stuttering John, a man with a stutter who used to ask celebrities stupid, vulgar questions in the 90's, often asking these questions at award shows these celebrities would attend.

Many famous professional wrestlers have appeared on Howard Stern's show, ranging from Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Chyna, Mick Foley, Sable, Stephanie McMahon and even John Cena.

And when you were at the height of your wrestling popularity and heyday in the late 1990's, of course you appeared on Howard Stern's show.

Not only was Howard wanting you to guest star on his show, but so many people would flood him with emails and phone calls begging to get you on the show.

The very first time you guest starred on Howard Stern's show to be interviewed was in September 1998.

Howard was very excited to see you appear on his show, and even you were excited to appear on his show, but not for him, for Fred Norris, Stuttering John and even Jackie Martling.

You won't lie, you think Fred Norris, Stuttering John and even Jackie Martling were pretty sexy and handsome, especially Fred Norris in Howard's "Private Parts" movie.

Howard told you that he has gotten endless amounts of requests from people for you to appear on his show, and he even admitted he wanted you to appear on his show after seeing so many times.

You told him you've kind of always wanted to appear on his show if you were ever a famous celebrity or even if you were an average everyday person.

The reason you said "kind of" was because Howard has said and done some very awful things, just look at when he played one of Selena Quintanilla's songs and then a gunshot shortly after her death.

But, he interviews celebrities, not to mention Fred Norris, Stuttering John and even Jackie Martling are handsome and maybe you could do sexual things to them on their show.

Howard is infamous for sexually objectifying women, and of course he sexually objectified you many times throughout this interview, which made you uncomfortable deep down inside, but you tried to hide it.

Since your ass was spanked many times in the World Wrestling Federation on television, and since Howard and Stuttering John ask rude questions that objectify women, Stuttering John asked you if you enjoy being spanked.

"Hell yeah!" you answered him. "There's a wrestling company called ECW, and many women in ECW have gotten spanked, and I wish I was in ECW so the sexiest male wrestlers in that company could spank me"

ECW was overshadowed by the World Wrestling Federation and WCW at the time.

"I'd even let some of the sexiest wrestlers in WCW spank me" you added.

"Like who, Hulk Hogan?" Howard asked.

"No!" you answered. "Like Scott Hall from the nWo and the Outsiders, Chris Jericho, Raven, Chris Benoit"

This was before Chris Benoit murdered his family a decade later.

"Can I spank you?" Howard asked.

"No!" you squealed, really meaning what you said. "But...I will let Stuttering John and Fred Norris spank me, maybe even Jackie"

Some of the cast members on Howard's show got a rise out of this, including Howard himself, and not just rise as in erection.

Jackie Martling and Robin Quivers laughed hearing this.

"C'mon, lemme spank you!" Howard offered.

"No thanks!" you answered back politely.

There's a reason you don't want him to spank you.

Stuttering John no doubt wants to spank you, and do other things.

"Can I finger you?" John asked.

"I can give you a blowjob" you suggested.

"There you go!" Howard chirped.

Some of the people on Howard's show clapped their hands and cheer for you.

"Come here and I'll spank you" John offered, wanting you to lay on his lap and spank you.

"Even though I'd love to lay on your lap" you said to him. "I want you and Fred to spank me both at the same time"

Robin Quivers, Jackie Martling, and Howard's eyes really grew and their eyebrows raised hearing that, Howard excited to see that.

"What about me?" Jackie asked.

"Maybe" you suggested to him, your eyes turning and looking at him. "I guess I'll lay on John's lap and let him spank me"

With your hands cupping your headphones, you slid and removed the headphones off of the top of your head and ears to let John give you a spanking, and he wasn't the only one to do it.

You got off of the chair and walked over to where Stuttering John was sitting, where you laid on your stomach on his knee.

"She's really gonna do it!" Howard exclaimed.

John grinned as you laid on his lap, whereas you were smiling and giggling over this.

 "Can I pull your pants down?" John asked.

"Is water wet?" you asked him. "Go ahead!"

After John rubbed his hands together excitedly while smiling, his hands grabbed your pants and slid them down until he exposed your ass, you had a thong underneath your pants that was buried in between your ass cheeks and your thong straps were slung around your hips.

Howard and his crew were all staring at John pulling your pants down, they were all smiling and excited to see what was going to happen.

Howard was especially excited seeing your ass get exposed, especially since you were wearing a thong.

"She's got a thong on!" Howard exclaimed. "It's like she's begging to be spanked"

John let go of your pants with one of his hands, where he raised his hand up in the air and began repeatedly spanking your ass, his hand spanking both of your ass cheeks at the same time.

You squealed while he spanked you, whereas Howard and his crew were smiling and some of them even laughing.

You weren't squealing in pain, but shrieking in excitement, although you weren't sexually excited.

Your ass cheeks were turning pink when he spanked your ass.

"Man, this is getting me so hot!" Howard exclaimed, referring to you getting spanked sexually arousing him.

John, on the other hand, was smiling and grinning as he spanked your ass, his eyes were looking at you while you got spanked.

You, however, were smiling from ear to ear as you got spanked.

"Can I spank her too?" Fred Norris asked.

"Whaddya say?" Stuttering John asked, referring.

"Yeah!" you replied back, wanting Fred to spank you as well.

Fred got out of his seat and walked over to where John was sitting and where you were laying, where John removed his hand off of your ass, and Fred now began to repeatedly spank your ass with one of his hands, his hand spanking both of your ass cheeks at the same time.

"Man, I'd love to see Fred and John both spank her at the same time" Howard said. "Or even better, let Jenna Jameson spank her"

You were smiling from ear to ear while Fred spanked you, and Fred grinned as he spanked you, whereas Stuttering John still kept a smile on his face while Fred spanked your ass.

"Is she gonna lay in Fred's lap?" Howard asked.

Maybe, you'd love to.

Actually, soon, Fred wrapped his arms around your waistline and pulled you off of John's lap, where Fred sat down and laid you on your stomach on his knees, where he repeatedly began to spank your ass with his hand.

"Will John and Fred finger her?" Howard asked.

Sadly, no.

Maybe next time, but not now.

After this spanking session was older, you received a round of applause and you pulled your pants up until they covered your ass, smiling as you pulled your pants up.

When you sat down in an empty seat again and pulled your headphones back on top of your head while your mouth was near the microphone, Howard asked if you were spanked as a kid.

"Yeah" you replied.

"Did you enjoy it?" Howard asked seemingly excitedly, like he was happy you were spanked as a child.

"No" you answered back.

Now there's Howard going in the really creepy territory, where he asks if you enjoyed being spanked as a prepubescent little girl like he's a pedophile.

Your very first episode where you appeared on Howard Stern's show was broadcast on television and on the E! channel.

#howard stern #the howard stern show #fred norris #stuttering john #1998 #90s

[loveboatinsanity]

#stuttering john

[wombywoo]

baby blue 💙

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #mw2 #my art #i stg if I get one of those 'give him brown contacts' comments.. #I'm calling security. #as IF this mf's husky gaze wouldn't catch a hostile off guard across any battlefield #dropping their weapons at his feet tripping stuttering etc. #to have been blessed with such a cerulean stare #anyway

[wfodicks]

#575: BARBARIAN AND THE STUTTERING JOHN RENAISSANCE

#575: BARBARIAN AND THE STUTTERING JOHN RENAISSANCE

mike, travis and drunk discuss the following topics…. all podcasts are stuttering john podcasts now…. jeffrey dahmer….. bruce willis deepfakes…. the king of cola tries faygo…. america’s favorite gameshow: horror music or spa music life pool: michelle yeoh (mike/60) robert englund (travis/75) blythe danner (drunk/79) potw: movie theater employees/s’mores/terrifier 2 well,…

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#ADAM LEVINE #BARBARIAN #BRUCE WILLIS DEEPFAKES #FAYGO #HORROR #JEFFREY DAHMER #movies #PODCAST #SMILE #spooky month #STUTTERING JOHN #TERRIFIER 2 #WHO ARE THESE PODCASTS

[dazednstoned]

I love that canonically Abigail was head over heels for John when she first joined the gang. She, who's so tough and sharp-tongued, being so hopelessly in love with John. After being taken advantage of for so long, she finally got to experience that teenage crush-type feeling.

I think people tend to forget she was only 17 when she joined the gang. She was literally still a kid.

#something about young abi is so bittersweet to me #SHE MAKES ME SO SAD #Ik her and John's banter went crazy back then #i imagine John to be this super cocky guy always showing off but the second Abigail acknowledges him he becomes a stuttering fool #abigail marston #abigail roberts #abigail roberts marston #john marston #john rdr2 #john x abigail #john marston x abigail roberts #rdr #johnigail #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2

[meyerlansky]

hey, look, one's getting away. let him go. he won't get far.

#masters of the air #motaedit #john egan #bucky egan #appletvedit #callum turner #callumturneredit #hbowardaily #hbowaredit #appletvsource #dailyflicks #perioddramaedit #tvedit #smallscreensource #userstream #violaobanion #idk who else to tag in this fandom 😭 #everything about this shot drives me crazy tbh. egan eating shit. the way the camera only stutters AFTER the second stumble. the TREES. #cinnamon topography

[ghostlywhiskey]

my ted talk:

john price talks you through it

#john price #did i stutter?

[seekmemystar]

Hc that instead of merlin's beard/Godric Gryffindor Sirius starts using variations of Lupin's name as exclamations in his everyday language like

"Lupin's furry tail, that was close"

"By Lupin's name, I will hex you"

"Remoony's baggy Y-fronts, Minnie's going to kill us!!"

"Lupin's most luxurious pelt, those dungbombs did a number, huh?"

"Moony's pants, what have we done"

It drives Remus up the wall but it catches up with James, Pete and the girls and by extension, the whole Gryffindor tower and soon there are several variations going around and almost on every corner you can hear someone go

"Acting the Lupin"

"Buggering Lupin"

"Gobsmacked Remus"

"In the name of Lupin"

"By the power invested in me by Remus Lupin"

It's hilarious and by the end of their time at Hogwarts, Remus doesn't even notice it anymore to the extent that it goes from blushing profusely and dropping whatever he's holding in surprise to blushing mildly and stuttering.

#remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #someone please add this in their fics #i wanna see all of Gryffindor doing this and them sirius getting jealous #marauders era #wolfstar #marauders hc #cute wolfstar #casanova remus #stuttering remus #blushing remus #remus john lupin

[weast-of-eden]

AKA Holmes acting like a jilted lover? hello??

This scene really got to me for some reason. It starts off with Watson complaining about Holmes hotboxing the flat again, but then he calls Holmes’ laugh the most irritating thing he’s ever heard!!

I didn’t understand why they were being so nasty to each other until Holmes brings up Mary, and he sounds more than a little miffed about Watson’s marriage. But of course he’s maintaining that sarcastic and light air about him, which irritates Watson even more.

There’s something much more intelligent in this, but I’m on mobile and don’t have the brain capacity to analyze this right now

Transcript is below!

[Begin Transcript.]

WATSON: I’ve never known a man who so despised fresh air.

HOLMES: Mh? (chuckles) (laughs heartily)

WATSON: And before we start in on my shortcomings, may I say that nothing I’ve ever done could possibly irritate you half as much as that laugh irritates me.

HOLMES: Really?

WATSON: Really.

HOLMES: Ah, that’s fascinating. W-why haven’t you mentioned this before, hm? P-perhaps your forthcoming nuptials have given you a new spirit of frankness. Do you intend to be this direct with the excellent Miss Morstan?

WATSON: We will not discuss Miss Morstan, if you don’t mind. 

HOLMES: D’you know, it would make an absolutely splendid monograph– yes– ‘Upon the Classification of Nonverbal Utterances and Their Effects on Various Listeners’, yes–

WATSON: Good God! And you have the infernal gaul to criticize my writing?

HOLMES: (light laugh) Mm… well, perhaps you’re right.

WATSON: Mm.

HOLMES: Mm.

[End Transcript.]

#it’s the way holmes starts stuttering after watson calls his laugh annoying :(( #john don’t be mean you’re literally abandoning him he’s gonna spiral the second you leave man #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #john watson #bert coules radio show #merrison holmes #silver blaze

[littletroubledgrrrl]

There's a guy I found online who said when he was a kid in the 90's he felt so cool for watching "The Jerry Springer Show" and Howard Stern's show.

How do you feel about that?

"The Jerry Springer Show" and Howard Stern used to get so much hatred back in the 90's and they still do today.

#stuttering john #howard stern #90s

[edwardallenpoe]

Who else is on that Sherlock & Co brainrot?

#Sherlock and John at it again making my life worse #I mean #These men #The way Sherlock said “you have PTSD which I don't have. Yet.” Like baby please there is a hole in your chest #THE HUGS #JOHN BEING SUPER FUCKING AWKWARD AND HIS STUTTERS AND HIS WORRY ABOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK SEEING MATEO'S BODY #Also Mrs. Watson's “you're generation is obsessed with pronouns!” Like so real ma'am #God I just #They canonically watched Barbie together #And yeah I will never forget that #AND MRS. HUDSON #SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY #SHE'S SO *screams* #I love #I love Sherlock and co #And I don't think I can handle another heartbreak #Esp bc it's ONLY HEARING #HEARING JOHN GO THROUGH THE FINAL PROBLEM WILL END ME #HONESTLY #Anyways #They make me unwell your honor #sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #john watson #ALSO ALSO #THE BLUE CARBUNCLE #EASILY MY FAVORITE JUST FOR THE GIFT EXCHANGE #SHERLOCK GETTING EXCITED OVER HIS GIFT #THE FACT THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY THE BEST GIFT OF ALL TIME #End me

[dykefaggotry]

"can you take me back" jam session you will always be famous and distressing to me

#GOD #like the snide way john says are you happy here honey... #it being directly after I will...... #Paul's stutter after he says that and then going into 'I ain't happy here my honey can you take me back' #they were SICK

[sunwarmed-ash]

The Breakfast Club-Masterlist

Supernatural activity at Shermer High

Explicit, Supernatural/TBC Crossover: werewolf case for backstory, Sam and Dean adopt a dickhead teenager, HIV+ character, happy ending but drama rollarcoaster till then, sex worker!Bender, mentions of torture/abuse, mentions SA, wincest, destiel, mark of Cain!Dean, fallen angel!cas

Locked in a vacancy

Explicit, UA: Bendew Romance, Never Have I Ever, truth or dare, minor angst, blow jobs, first kiss, just about everyone is bi

Did I stutter?

Explicit, Canon Divergence-Bendrew Romance, first time, non brother wincest, tattooed!Dean, tattooed!Bender, tattooed!Sam, angst, sex, smut, blow Jobs, bottom!Bender, Top!Andrew, Self Harm, Cutting, Blood tw, Queer as Folk inspired

You couldn't ignore me if you tried

Explicit: Sequel fic to Did I stutter, Prom, homophobia, homobphic violence, rescue, big brothers Sam and Dean, love, romance,

Monday morning

Explicit, Bendrew romance, first kiss, bisexual Bender, Virgin!Andrew, Verse!Bender, enemies to friends to lovers, hurt/comfort

#the breakfast club masterlist #the breakfast club #bendrew #supernatural activity at shermer high #locked in a vacancy #did i stutter #you couldn't ignore me if you tried #monday morning #john bender #andrew clark #judd nelson #emilio estevez #allison reynolds #brian johnson #claire standish #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #wincest #wincestiel #find me on ao3 #sunwarmed ash #i post new stuff every sunday #sinful sunday #links in pinned

[sophiemakarova]

If you were wondering where my money went, @veradia has it 💗💖💕

#Graves x2 - no I didn’t stutter 🤠🖤 #he’s my fav lil cowboi war criminal of course I need extras #Phillip Graves #call of duty #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #modern warfare ii #MW2 #mwII #ghost #Simon Riley #simon ghost riley #soap #john mactavish #soap mactavish #gaz mw2

[mylemonginger]

Everyone shut up for a second. Scatman John had a stutter and he harnessed it to make one of the most influential meme songs of the internet. Everyone say thank you to this absolute king.

#scatman john #stuttering #speech impediment #john paul larkin