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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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This day, three years ago, Unus Annus met its end. Happy Death Day, friends.
Together we will remember, grieve what is gone, and celebrate the life we have and the memories we made.
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Memento Mori,
Unus Annus 🖤🤍
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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Normal love triangle: two people fighting for one person’s affection.
-Lame
-Cliché
-NEVER results in polyamory
Princess Tutu love SQUARE: everyone wants each other but nobody can have each other
-Excellent
-Underutilized idea
-Totally canonically resulted in polyamory btw. Source? My divine wisdom and cosmic insight into the inner machinations of the universe.
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realstrawberrysquid · 7 months
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Tumblr likes low effort gay right?
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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NOOOO DONT PUT HIM IN THE PANINI PRESS GOTHAM NEEDS HIM NOOOO
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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I’m going to get a tapestry of this made for my birthday. Thoughts?
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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How DARE this absolute DORK steal my HEART and make me experience EMOTIONS! NOT FAIR! She didn’t even have to TRY she just had to infodump and call me cute and I’m SMITTEN!
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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The difference between “you’re just a girl” and “I’m just a girl” is ASTOUNDING.
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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Hm.
That ofmd episode was…jarring. I don’t even know how I feel about it. I’m not really leaning one way or the other I’m just confused.
Calypso’s birthday is my favorite episode of the entire series so far, but everything after that feels kind of disorganized. It is to be expected as this season was produced during the writer’s strike, and the livelihood of the cast and crew obviously comes first, that’s not even a question.
I guess I’m just like, where the fuck do we go from here? I’ve got no threads to follow and my brain is frazzled.
Like I’m upset that Izzy died, big duh, of course that’s not where I personally wanted shit to go, but it went there and he’s gone. It doesn’t feel right to say his growth was for nothing, life doesn’t lose meaning in the face of death, death gives life meaning.
I think I’m okay with the ending of S2, we got what we got and I’m just happy we get to follow along for one more season. Here’s to 8 more episodes of Ed and Stede being innkeepers (nothing bad will happen) 🩵
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realstrawberrysquid · 4 months
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Every trans woman needs her gaggle of mentally ill fuckbuddies. It is necessary for her health.
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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I’ve been read to absolute filth. MARKIPLIER IS MY #1 TRACK OF *ALL TIME????* HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
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EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY TRINITY YOU TAKE THAT BACK SPOTIFY STATS
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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Squid down. I repeat, squid down. I kissed a girl.
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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Why is crushing on a girl the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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Fellow sensory issue havers, opinions on this spoon?
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I’d rate it a 6/10, not as bad as I thought it would be but it was wide enough to touch both corners of my mouth which was an awful sensation and the shape actually hindered the scoop-ability of the spoon.
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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FUCK YOUUU!! *ponyfies another character*
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realstrawberrysquid · 5 months
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Giving my plushies skin to skin so we form a strong parent-child bond
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realstrawberrysquid · 6 months
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I am losing my fucking mind (been inside too long and I need new stimulation in my enclosure)
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