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chai-latte-knight · 1 year

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captainofthetidesbreath · 6 months

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Fjord, after the Nein kicked Trent's ass the first time: Perfect time to say "I love you" to Jester for the first time.

Fjord, after the Nein kicked Trent's ass the second time: Perfect time to ask Jester to marry me.

#THIS IS SO FUNNY #Critical Role #Fjord #Fjord Stone #Jester Lavorre #Fjorester #CR spoilers #Critical Role things #Echoes of the Solstice

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palecryptid · 5 months

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sad wizards + sweet warlocks >>>

#bg3 #critical role #wyll ravengard #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #caleb widogast #fjord stone #baldurs gate 3 #hi yeah my two fantasy hyperfixations 🫶 just wanted to draw them i realized how similar my tastes are #funny enough i made the first ones before the bg3 epilogue came out and revealed they just gave gale the caleb treatement LMAO #but anyways :’) caleb and fjord walked so gale and wyll could run yk

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roachmeatz · 5 months

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three dios in a row… dios mio… obscene amounts of dio… dio jumpscare etc etc

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shorthaltsjester · 9 months

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the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

#also with softer vibes. i offer They #every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit #the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family #also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them #i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp #also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives #as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed #posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts #which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #fjord #veth brenatto #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #my posts

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lenaellsi · 1 year

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realistically i know that if caleb is actually a ghost and not a goop-induced hallucination and hunter interacts with him in the finale it will be like. viscerally upsetting for everyone involved. but also. i want them to two spidermans

do u see the vision.

#caleb wittebane #toh hunter #toh spoilers #toh #the owl house #ghost caleb HAS to be funny. because if it's not it's too fucked up to think about.#he is sorry that his face is like that. like he's not TRYING to scare hunter #but when you've been a grim reminder of the inevitability of death and retribution for 400 slutty slutty years #some habits are hard to break.#caleb completely stone faced and covered in blood: youre doing amazing sweetie #hunter:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 13 days

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#emma stone #wario #waluigi #nintendo #mario #super mario #emily blunt #the office #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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cowboythewizard726 · 29 days

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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face