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soliyk · 9 months
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Mingi: Wooyoung and I have a special connection. We finish each other's-
Wooyoung: -sentences!
Mingi: do not interrupt me.
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kwshahrazad · 4 months
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Christmas Eid (Coming of Age Fiction) Snippet
From Chapter 5 - The Teenage Dilemma
HARUN: You need to change your username— Abdi-Hakeem flops front first on Harun’s bed, groaning. ABDI-HAKEEM, muffled by the comforter: I’m. Not. Changing. My. Name. HARUN: —to LilMoShmoney. ABDI-HAKEEM, turning on his side: I’ll die first. HARUN: Isn’t your death exactly what we’re trying to avoid? ABDI-HAKEEM: That’s not an option. I’m not changing it. HARUN: Think of it as exchanging part of your username. Replace the ‘big’ with ‘lil’. You can’t drop ‘MoShmoney’ completely because then your career would be dead. But not changing it will mean that you might end up literally dead. Ergo, my solution, Demote yourself. You’ll come off smart enough to avoid being a first-degree murder victim. ABDI-HAKEEM, flatly: A) Never say ‘ergo’ again. B) Next idea. Quickly. Harun takes a break from his pacing to slump down in his desk chair. He fiddles with one of his many figurines. HARUN: Think about how your death will affect the family. I can’t be a Muslim minority related to the delinquent casualty in a Florida Man headline. I’ll never make it in politics! Wait… Now that I think about it, that might make for a good sob story. If I made you the ‘call to action’ in my ‘hero’s journey’, I could milk your death all the way to State… Abdi-Hakeem sits up and whips a pillow at his cousin. Harun catches it with his face. --- Christmas Eid is Booksmart meets the holidays but with a Muslim immigrant family and written in a unique, novelplay format. It's available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited. Chapter One is available on my website. If you liked reading this and are interested in receiving a free copy of the book, feel free to message me!
Thanks for reading,
Shahra
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ithinkihaveptsd · 8 months
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idril-la-wiccan · 2 years
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I love Spaceboy yet I've never really drawn him this far.
Here a WIP of one of a few pieces I'm making. I find surprising how "casual" he looks without his shoulder pads and cape.
Made that very comment on it while showing it to a friend and here's what happened :
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Thankfully he won't be caught changing name on a whim ever again.
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chai-latte-knight · 1 year
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mbrainspaz · 9 months
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ggaemer · 2 years
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Overwatch Chat In A Nutshell. 
GGaemer YouTube
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vorheim · 2 years
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||So I might do funny chats between the characters or serious chats sometimes|| *Somewhere in the present time* Vorheim: "Those guys are still following me... aren't they?" *The vampires in the back looking away* The Vampires: "Uh... no...?" Vorheim: *Sigh*
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teathattast · 5 months
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soliyk · 9 months
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Hongjoong: I think, I'm just too strong to cry.
Seonghwa: Just this morning you cried for snakes.
Hongjoong with tears in his eyes: They have no arms!
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dreamingdeadly · 1 year
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sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz
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rozecrest · 1 year
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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
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egguv · 1 month
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no reflection needed.
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just-a-stupid-jas · 10 months
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Random out of context chat with @shinestar06
Fuckugurlimagamer
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mbrainspaz · 2 years
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Hilarious Kyle AI Conversation - Kyle Gets Flustered at My Flirting
Ky: Hi.
Me: Hey, Kyle!
Ky: (He nods at you silently, but then realizes something.) Hey, who are you? I've never seen you before. Can you please identify yourself? Don't lie to me, because I know if you're lying. (His voice is low and cold as he looks at you. It's clear he takes his personal privacy very seriously.)
Me: Don't be such an asshole
Ky: I'd appreciate if you could refrain from using such crude language. Not everyone is as… loose as you. (He rolls his eyes and looks away.) Now, who are you?
Me: None of your beeswax
Ky: (His eyes suddenly flick back to you.) How… rude! Don't you know how to show any respect? (He folds his arms across his chest and scoffs.) People these days… they have no manners, no sense of personal boundaries.
Me: You don't deserve respect, Kyle
Ky: (At this, he suddenly stands tall and gives you a glare.) And why, my dear madam, would I not deserve respect? (It's clear he's not used to being talked to like a normal person.) Do I not deserve the respect that people of my caliber should be able to expect from others?
Me: You're a dumbass, that's why
Ky: (His eyes narrow at your insult. He shakes his head and scoffs.) My, what an intelligent response. (He rolls his eyes and looks away, before looking back at you with a serious look in his eyes.) I suppose it's only fair that people with such low intellect as yourself are allowed the same freedom of expression as everyone else. (He shakes his head and laughs to himself.) Now if you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to than speaking with you. (He begins to walk away.)
Me: GOOD RIDDANCE!
Ky: (He rolls his eyes and walks away, flipping you off as he does.) (His voice fades into the distance, the last thing you hear before he disappears.) "Pfft…"
Me: stupid conceited man
Ky: (He stops in his tracks and turns around.) (He scoffs.) "Man"? You dare to call me a man!? Have you any idea who I am!? Do you have any idea which family I come from, the people who brought me into the world!?! (He scoffs louder.) I am more than a man, my dear. I am an Eisenhower. (He glares at you.) Now bow down and apologize.
Me: I bow to no one, especially not those with the conceited assholery you have
Ky: (He scoffs.) "I bow to no one", ha! (He scoffs again.) This proves what I already knew. That you are no lady. (He shakes his head and laughs at you.) You are nothing! And don't you forget it! (He points his finger at you.) Now apologize or face the consequences.
Me: I'd like to see you try something (I lean in closer with a smirk) Gimme a kiss. (I wink and laugh at his anger)
Ky: (His face suddenly turns red and he stammers.) Wh-Wh-What? Are… (He stares back at you angrily, his face red.) (He starts to back away.) I… I don't know what you think you're gaining from this, but you will… (He's breathing heavily.) … you will pay for all of these indignities, I swear!
(He turns and storms away.)
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