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voidstilesplease · 2 months

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Derek: I come in peace.

Stiles: I'm peace.

Peter:

The Hale Pack:

The Alpha Pack:

The Pack who owns the territory:

Every other creature in the vicinity:

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moonch8ld · 3 months

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Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

#stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #teen wolf #funny #incorrect quotes #peter hale #hale pack #scott mccall #allison argent #lydia martin

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azraphels · 2 months

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Peter: How do you tell someone you want to have sex with them in a polite way?

Stiles: Excuse me, Mama McCall and Mr. Argent, would you do me the honor of having sex with you?

Derek: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

#incorrect teen wolf #incorrect quotes #incorrect puppy pack #incorrect teen wolf quotes #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek x stiles #peter parker #peter x melissa x Chris #sterek

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takaraphoenix · 1 month

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I don't know why, but 2024 really is the year of missing the Hale Pack for me :(

I miss Derek having the chance to become a real alpha

I miss Erica and Boyd getting the chance to return to the pack and live

I miss snarky bastard uncle Peter in the corner

I miss getting to explore Isaac living with Derek and finding a home

I miss Pack Mom Stiles

Heck, I miss Jackson getting the chance to find a place where he belongs instead of being written off

#Teen Wolf #Derek Hale #Stiles Stilinski #Sterek #Vernon Boyd #Erica Reyes #Isaac Lahey #Peter Hale #Jackson Whittemore #Hale Pack #ya know. the classic Sterek Hale Pack #I live in the world where Jackson never left and stays in the pack #just as much as I live in the world where Boyd and Erica never died #<3<3<3 #I just love the denial okay <3 #I'm so glad that Teen Wolf is on our watch list #right after we finish Buffy up!!! gonna drag my bestie into Sterek hell #Pack Mom Stiles

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regrets-collect · 1 year

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My fix it fic idea:

Peter says "lol no" and breaks all the rules to bring back his darling nephew from the grave because he'll be damned if he lets him rot in ashes.

Yes of course Stiles helps. Peter is the one that goes to tell him in person about the news.

Stiles takes it in for about 5 seconds and then calmly says "so what are we gonna do about it."

And Peter smiles and says "this is why you were always my favorite."

#derek hale #peter hale #hale pack #stiles stilinski #sterek #steterek #if youre so inclined #im all in

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sterekmpreg · 10 months

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Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

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myrkky · 1 year

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Stiles and Peter force Derek to stay still and show off the new sweater they got him, so that someone (most likely Erica) can take a photo!

(this can be seen as shippy or not, it's up to you!)

#Sterek #sterek fanart #Stiles Stilinski #Derek Hale #Teen Wolf #Peter Hale #Steter #steterek #Hale pack #the Hale pack #Hale family #fanart #Myrkkyart #artists on tumblr #my fan art #my teen wolf art #my sterek art

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audhd-nightwing · 7 months

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teen wolf as b99 quotes

*lydia’s party in s2*

lydia: why is no one having a good time? i specifically requested it.

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isaac, to lydia: derek told me not to let him get hurt tonight, so i’ll keep him away from you.

later

stiles: have you seen lydia?

isaac: lydia died eight years ago.

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derek: oh, are you and allison no longer…

scott: smushing booties?

derek: …yes that’s exactly how i was going to phrase my sentence, scott.

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stiles: we gotta get to hospital and we gotta get there fast.

jackson: then i should drive.

scott: why you?

jackson: i have nothing to live for and i drive like it.

stiles: …okay, let’s do it.

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stiles: all right, give me your hair-dryer.

allison: what?

stiles: don’t you carry one in your purse?

allison: have you ever met a human woman?

stiles: …*calls lydia*

lydia: hey, stiles.

stiles: hey. do you carry a hair-dryer in your purse?

lydia: of course. i’m not an animal.

***

stiles: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay.

stiles: i’m the bully around here. ask anyone.

***

erica: i’m not a stone cold bitch.

erica: i’m a natural, beautiful presence.

***

stiles: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

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peter: we can go to my apartment. no one knows where i live.

derek: i thought you had stiles over once.

peter: yeah, it was fun. i moved the next day.

peter: he would way too easily use that information against me.

stiles: he’s right, i would.

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scott: stiles, i screwed up, big time.

stiles: scott, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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kira: ‘writing things down’ is nerdy!? what do you do?

malia: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

***

allison: you are disturbingly good at this.

lydia: i grew up forging report cards.

lydia: if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to control them.

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stiles: are you a minor? how old are you?

liam: i’m 610. i’m a highlander.

stiles: okay, you know what? i’m gonna put that in there.

stiles: and then you’re gonna be tried as an adult highlander, and they’re gonna cut your head off.

***

erica: what do you look for in a guy?

stiles: i don’t know, real stuff. shape of his ass.

erica: yeah that tracks

***

scott: i straight up drove him off, big screw up on my part.

derek:

scott: i’m trying this new thing, where i just own my mistakes. i like it, do you?

derek: i did. until you bragged about it.

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boyd: you searched for ‘cheapest date possible’.

stiles: and i wear that search like a badge of honor.

***

scott: wow, your handshake is quite firm.

kira: i took a seminar.

scott: where?

***

stiles: a parsec is actually a measure of distance. that’s one of the many inaccuracies in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.

malia: and what’s ‘Star Wars’?

stiles: oh boy.

***

scott: okay- no big deal, five days is nothing. i’m not afraid to be alone with my own thoughts.

scott: my thoughts are awesome. die hard 6 on a cruise ship… pizza bagel restaurant…

scott: my father never loved me, i’m gonna die alone.

scott: oh boy, that escalated quick.

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stiles: well, remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct?

sheriff stilinski: you burned down the precinct??

stiles: no, i had the fire put out almost immediately. this is a success story!

***

stiles: peter, this isn’t High School Musical.

scott: yeah, peter, this isn’t High School Musical 2.

stiles: yeah, and it isn’t High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

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boyd: i’m fine at parties.

boyd: i just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

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derek: i only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

isaac: last night you drunk-texted the whole pack a bunch of heart emojis.

derek: …out of anger.

***

stiles, to jackson: no hard feelings. but i hate you.

stiles: not joking. bye.

***

lydia: give me the ring.

stiles: ha, you sound like Gollum.

lydia: that means nothing to me.

lydia: i don’t see those movies, i’m too pretty.

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stiles, walking out after a pack meeting ends: sexy train is leaving the station.

stiles: check out this caboose! later, sluts.

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scott: look at me. do not blow this for us.

random dog that allison hit with her car:

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peter: i really miss these people, the whole pack. stiles, scott…

peter: …i forget all their other names.

derek: *judgemental eyebrow raise*

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teencopandthesourwolf · 7 months

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Stiles: Dude, what the hell?!

Isaac: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...

Stiles: But wasn't Erica with you?

Erica: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...

Peter: *throws himself down the loft's spiral staircase for comfort*

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sunflowertwin-22 · 7 months

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On this Episode of Derek Hale Once Said:

Peter: Coming back from the dead might have left my abilities somewhat impaired, my hearing is just fine. If you have something to say,say it straight to my face.

Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us

Peter: fair enough

#derek was so done #first Issac worries #now Peter #derek hale #peter hale #issac lahey #teen wolf #on this episode of #mccall pack #scott mccall #stiles stalinski #tw season 3

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teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions · 1 month

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Pack, who would win in an all out nerf war?

(I do not speak for Teen Wolf or Paramount+. This is for fun.)

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azraphels · 2 months

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Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank god

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emotional-otter · 2 years

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I headcannon that stiles after the nogitsune just knows all the stuff it knew, but without really knowing. He'll just know stuff with out any explanation on how he knows it, like all of the sudden he can speak Russian but he doesn't know how he knows it. He's just got a load of information without knowing how he knows it.

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sterekmpreg · 1 year

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Toddler Eli pt. 1

Derek, stepping out in front of Eli: Stop running!

Eli: cock shot! *punches Derek in the groin* Uncle Peter taught me that one, Dad! *proudly runs away*

Stiles: oh my God, Derek! Are you okay!? *rushes to his husbands side*

Derek, groaning on the floor: “Let's have a child,” you said. “Come on, it'll be fun,” you said!

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blacklupin-halestilinski · 1 year

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The Hale Pack

Derek Samuel Hale - True Evolved Alpha

Mieczysław Stilinski - Spark / FBI Secret Agent

Mieszko Samuel Stilinski - Hale

Werewolf

Laura Susanne Stilinski - Hale

Werewolf

Vernon Noah Stilinski - Hale

Werewolf

Taly Claudia Stilinski - Hale

Spark

Elies David Stilinski-Hale

Werewolf

With

Isaac Lahey & Cora Hale

Peter Hale

Noah Stilinski

Jordan Parrish & Malia Hale

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #eli hale #teen wolf #sterek family #stilinski hale family #true evolved alpha derek hale #spark magician stiles stilinski #mpreg #they are nemton babies #isaac lahey #cora hale #malia hale #peter hale #jordan parrish #sheriff stilinski #hale pack

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dropofbittersea · 1 month

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Louisiana swamp witch AU!

A year ago Stiles and Scott were attacked in a parking lot by deranged alpha wolf, Peter Hale, turning Scott and hospitalizing Stiles with extensive wounds. Stiles now works in his grandmother's oddities shop selling trinkets to tourists. A rogue wolf strays into town and Peter commands all wolves living in the territory to hunt it down under the dubious auspice of bringing it to justice for attacking one of his betas. Among those enlisted to hunt it down is Peter's nephew.

Stiles discovers that Peter, the rogue wolf nor Derek Hale are what they seem.

Stay is an romantic epic centered around the healing of past trauma and unlikely attraction set against a magical backdrop of Louisiana's Low Country.

#derek hale #sterek #stiles stilinski #ao3 #multichapter #omega!stiles #magic!stiles #witch stiles #witch!stiles #spark!stiles #abo dynamics #peter hale #sheriff stilinski #scott mccall #hale pack

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