#sponsor him

[aalysspace]

Mr Chip was mad I intruded his special hello fresh time

#rats #pet rat #ratposting #ratblr #rat #sponsor him #he demand a sum of one (1) wormy dealie for photograph #chippie the rat #mr chip #chip

[ohposhers]

Floyd but hes sponsored by mountain dew frost bite after i accidentally defaulted to my non-troll style while drawing him

i was originally going to do all of brozone in different mtn dew palette pinups for funzies but i lost steam so you guys get the shitpost i made when i was trying to decide on palettes instead

#i might come back to this and do baja blast john dory cause i think the palette fits him really well actually #they had to get sponsored by mountain dew to be able to afford the brozone reunion tour #it was too late to turn back by the time i realized i was drawing him with twink furry proportions cause i had work on the brain #trolls #trolls band together #floyd trolls #john dory trolls #bruce trolls #clay trolls #branch trolls #brozone #my art

[xexedraws]

Remember to keep your deer strapped down to the bed at night to avoid lethal jump scares (ง ◉ _ ◉)ง

#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #xexedraws #staticlovetune #sponsored by shark plushie #that plush gonna be working double time #ALASTOR GOT IT FOR HIM #alastor picking up random shark knick knacks cause he knows Vox’s likes sharks #i should draw this #imma draw this

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it. 

Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap. 

He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.

No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby. 

Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass. 

With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting. 

Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.

“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later. 

“King Phantom we have been working daily to-” 

“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.” 

#the most punk thing you can do is protest #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc crossover #dp crossover #danny phantom #dc universe #young justice crossover #danny doesnt want to work with the authorities but is willing to work with YJ #Tim drake gets a new skateboarding buddy #danny's skateboard is kind of cheating tho cause he and it can float #kon is always down to take down a government sponsored org that does unethical research #cassie just wants to fight for him and fix his fashion choices #bart recognizes him from the speedforce and they bond over time being a fake ass bitch #i just wanted the funny visual of danny skateboarding into a meeting on the watchtower

[anna-scribbles]

if the agrestes weren't rich i think that gabriel would be the normal one. like gabe's problem is that he stopped running into natural limits due to absurd wealth and his obsessive nature led him to develop some kind of god complex where he won't accept that anything is out of his control. I think that if gabe was broke again and just simply couldn't afford to go on an international goose chase for ancient magic artifacts of untold power, if he had to work a 9-5 to live and couldn't just disappear into his basement lair to commit domestic terrorism and say evil monologues to himself, then he would be way more normal. he'd just be some guy. he might even let himself have a mowhawk again. but I think that emilie would be way LESS normal if they weren't rich. like emilie needs so many people to be obsessed with her so much all the time in order for her to function. and gabe would still have his toxic codependent obsession with her, sure, but that wouldn't be nearly enough. emilie has to be at the center of the world's spotlight at all times because she doesn't know how to exist if she's not performing. anyway all this to say I am so certain that if the agrestes were not disgustingly wealthy, emilie agreste would one million percent be running a massive family vlogger youtube channel

#this post is sponsored by the version of emilie agreste who lives in my mind #in this scenario adrien still exists so maybe he's a normal baby somehow. but the important thing is that he's still exploited #this is just an exercise for me in thinking about how much of the agreste family dynamic you could preserve if they were middle class #how much wealth is an enabler of the terrible things happening in that house #but yeah agreste family vloggers au. I guess. #where adrien shows up at school and everybody knows him because his mom posted his potty training videos online and everything since #he has no secrets every milestone he's ever had has been packaged up and sold to the public #until he becomes chat noir of course. etc #oh god emilie would vlog her own death😭 help #get ready with me to die and haunt the narrative🤩 #ml #anna rambles #I wrote this because im not finishing my homework:(

[missingexaltation]

Wayne coming home to find the boys viciously and LOUDLY arguing and immediately getting ready to a) throw that Harrington boy out on his ear and b) be a shoulder for Eddie to cry on.

As soon as he walks through the door the Harrington boy gestures at him and screeches "TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME", and Eddie just crumples in on himself in shame, refusing to look at anyone.

Wayne standing there listening to Steve rant about how 'he doesn't care about kids or marriage or any of that shit' and how he's going to throttle Eddie for trying to break up with him because he thinks he's trailer trash and therefore has nothing to offer Steve in the long run.

Wayne excusing himself to get ready for bed, chuckling to himself as he realises that 'that Harrington boy' is gonna be around for a long time, and he's actually good with that.

#eddie munson #steve harrington #wayne munson #steddie #i can see Wayne being completely aloof and distant with King Steve 'The Hair' Harrington until he shows that he puts Eddie first #and then realising that his boy is actually in good hands and backing off completely #Wayne Munson is a god tier parent...no i don't take criticism #(Eddie thinks he's being practical but he's just scared shitless bless him) #Steve is in full 'shut the fuck up and listen to me while i aggressively tell you how amazing you are' mode and it's terrifying #how the fuck did this get 1k notes #and now 2k notes wtf...thanks guys! #3k Holy shit #This post is sponsored by 4k notes #5k notes omfg...it's an honour to be on this hellsite #6k nightmare 😂 #7k superstar #8k baby! #9k nugget! 😄

[nerdpoe]

Tim follows a youtuber who builds computers and teaches how to build them

The guy has a nice cadence when he talks, and he's always meticulous. Plus, sometimes he does som absolutely batshit insane crap.

He used a PDA to hack his college database.

A fucking PDA.

Tim actually learns things from the guy, and although Tim will never admit it, one of the security systems he uses was one he personally ordered from said youtuber. It's literally the best security system he's got. Naturally, it isn't meant for his Night Work, but it's great on his personal computer.

And that really says something about his level of trust for this Youtuber.

Then one day the youtuber shows off his own set up.

It's brilliantly RGB, and water cooled. But that's not water.

When the chat asks about it the youtuber laughs it off and says soemthing about highlighter dye and LED lighting, but Tim knows better.

That's Lazarus Water.

Youtuber Tucker Foley uses Lazarus Water to cool off his gaming PC.

Where the fuck did he get Lazarus Water?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #story prompt #lazarus water is great for cooling PCs #Tucker loves it because if it ever starts leaking he knows immediately #it also make his computer do this fun game calle #i've typed in three random letters into the address bar and pressed enter #then his computer randomly sends him to either an alien website #the keyboard starts bleeding #or he's accidentally hacked the pentagon again #which is why THIS episode is sponsored by Nord VPN #Tim thought that was a skit #it was not #it really was not

[starheavenly]

#bee cant tell SS that hes sponsoring him he'd lose it #i just fused these asks cause some people were asking about bee and screamer #transformers zenith #TF Zenith AU #my art #artists on tumblr #maccadam #transformers #transformers bumblebee #starscream #starbee

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

.

#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

[cerealboxlore]

Do you think Billy Batson is allowed to enter Olympus???

Would Zeus vouch for him and let him in?

Is there a door in the Rock of Eternity that opens up to Olympus?

Just imagine. This small boy in a red sweater, walking into Olympus, surrounded by ethereal and immortal gods and goddesses, just to like, pick some nice flowers for his adopted mom on Mother's Day. Or, maybe he's having lunch with some gods or deities, like that one comic panel where Billy is eating ice cream on the moon with powerful mages/people.

Would Billy Batson share a pizza with Hades? Would he have lemonade with Hera? Would Billy invite Mary to have breakfast with Artemis and Apollo?

There are so many questions, and not enough time in the day to write a cute little domestic fic about Billy Batson and his adventures in Olympus.

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #shazam #mary bromfield #greek gods #mount olympus #I often wonder about how the other gods feel about Billy Batson #Do they also wish to sponsor the boy and aid his journey in protecting the realms? #do they see a small child given the powers and responsibilities of a god or do they see themselves in his eyes like a mirror #Do these gods respect him as an ally or do they pity him #Late night talks and thoughts

[just-null-cult]

Thinking….. thinking of yandere noritoshi

me too....

Noritoshi is suspicious of you at the worst of times. The same faint crease on his brow always appears when he's trying to hide being bothered by something.

This time? Because you've been focusing on your phone rather than him for a little bit too long...... He trusts you, of course he does! its just, he doesn't trust others. What if you end up talking with somebody for too long and they try whisking you away?

Obviously it's most likely nothing and you're enjoying your time doing who knows what on the phone that he's not allowed to check because you told him he couldn't no matter how many times he asked. Noritoshi still stares at your phone intensely when its sitting somewhere, itching to take a quick peek.. it'll be harmless, you don't even have to know!

Yet, his mind wanders to the possibility of getting caught. He'd rather spear arrows through his palm than be gazed at with disapproval by you. Its only natural to have privacy, he tells himself. So, begrudgingly, Noritoshi obeys and watches you on the stupid little phone.

The phone that contains a lot of mindless entertainment and important files. The same phone that holds a lot of personal information you keep to yourself. The same damn phone he's been itching to get his hands on ever since you began smiling at the device.

Why aren't you showing him what's so funny? Oh, right, because he could care less. All he cares about is that your attention is off of him and onto something else that could easily lead you to interact with someone else. It becomes too much and he acts emotionally, tilting the phone down and confronting you. It's not an accusation, just a question. Tell him he's wrong, he's almost begging you to tell him he's wrong. He just wants your attention again, so forgive him if he acts irrational. He'll make up for it, he promises.

Though, if you're alright with Noritoshi looking through your phone, his looming shadow over your shoulder will be a common occurrence every time you turn on your device. He might as well stop using his own with how much he likes holding onto yours. It's just to help you carry your things, of course. He's so gentlemanly isn't he? Go on, praise him!

#noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #yandere noritoshi x reader #yandere kamo noritoshi x reader #yandere noritoshi kamo x reader #noritoshi x reader #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo x reader #looks fondly at the jealous post i have yet to fully write in my drafts.. #sighs whistfully #this post is sponsored by casetify. just kidding but youll need it if you dont have a case. he probably got you one for this very occasion. #btw you couldve been on tiktok or looking at emails or some shit and noritoshi would still overthink abt it #why are you watching other men? yes he knows its a youtube video but answer the question... #oh and he wants to hold onto your phone for you bc it means you'd have to focus on him for entertainment #and hed know why you're using your phone if you ask him for it.. a little controlling but it's only bc he wants all of you all of the time #needy bitch he's amazing

[luminarai]

Trent: I need to embrace my role as a wise gay mentor Trent’s ex wife: Trent: what Trent’s ex wife: last week you told me you were worried about animal control at pride Trent: well, how was I supposed to know they weren’t talking about literal bears

#my art #ted lasso fanart #Ted lasso #trent crimm #Trent’s long suffering ex wife slash best friend #in my mind she’s a long suffering Irish bisexual who does pottery #that’s all #these jokes are sponsored by Trent ‘the best way to befriend my closeted colleague is to follow him secretly to a gay bar and scare #the living daylights out of him’ Crimm

[sofiaruelle]

Meet us at the Bus Stop~!

# a d (/s for joja)

#stardew valley #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley abigail #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew abgail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #totes a joja cola ad #sam finally getting that sponsorship #lmao #even his skateboard is sponsored #i promised band posters and i shall deliver #i’ll probably make more of these cause they’re my lil brain rot #boi am i also so tempted to upgrade the fashion series #cause i had so much fun drawing sebatian’s pants #also in my lil delulu sam ‘accidentally’ poured bleach on all his clothes once #and now jodi doesnt trust him to do laundry…pfft #also abi keeps eating her crystal necklaces #and i love making the ASS gang lowkey6 matchy matchy with the piercings #cause you bet they DIY-ed it themselves #with maybe a lil help from Emily #cause we know they probs got an infection #leave me a lone i have lots of delulu ideas about their wardrobe ok TT A TT #its fall/rainy season and yet heres a belated summer music festival vibe #why is this flagged for mature? 😭😭😭 #is it because i made seb hit the zaza?

[mumblesplash]

can the ear snail tell u to draw more gay fish 👉👈

ok normally i don’t do requests but i will make an exception bc i was given actual money! here u go :D (the sequel to this)

+bonus

he wasn’t ready

#this post dedicated to and sponsored by tumblr user solsearchingnights everybody say thank you #my art #limited life #scott smajor #inthelittlewood #the dangers of agreeing to an underwater team photo with a guy who can actually breathe underwater #this was the moment martyn decided to kill him #gdi this fucking Would be the way i end up drawing a kiss for the first time wouldnt it

[russellius]

@.georgerussell63: Rested and ready 🏖️☀️

#george russell #f1 #*m #*p #24 #XHSHHXHWJHXBSBHWIQJDBDD #(COOL. IM COOL ABOUT THIS) #(and the cult were so loud about him not being in nyc for that goofy aah whatsapp event 😭 #turns out the guy was flown out to the cayman islands to shoot an ad for a sponsor 😓😓 horrible!)

[katierosefun]

insane to me that if harvey had been even an iota less insane, he probably could have gotten mike to be a lawyer the more normal way. i mean, man is a big shot attorney who graduated fifth in his class at harvard law school and probably has a gazillion connections and he absolutely could have just gotten mike into harvard law school (and talked harvard people into looking the other way about how he got kicked out of college . . . worse people have gone to law school tbh), and then harvey could have just negotiated with jessica about not having a personal associate for another three years or just have had mike become a summer associate or something and then hire mike onto pearson hardman, but noOOoOoOoOOoOOO, harvey was so impatient to get his hands on mike that he had to go through this whole fraud thing. gay behavior

#caroline talks #suits #marvey #like the hilarious thing about harvey is that like. there was a FULLY legal way to get mike to work for him #he could have just waited. or negotiated. #it's funny because like. jessica pulled harvey out of the mailroom and just said 'i will sponsor you to get through harvard #and then u can work for me.' #but harvey isn't jessica. harvey is. well. he likes playing with huge risks and also unlike jessica #harvey was the one who fell in love. VERY fast #like i don't think suits makes much sense if we take love out of the equation. #i don't care what anyone says but you don't do something as insane as THAT unless you were like. toxically drawn to someone