#speaking of smashing it

[teamxdark]

Sonadow fankids named Live and Learn.

#Smash speaks. #I'm about to pass out for a bit I hope this blows up that would be so funny. #sonadow

[konigsblog]

im looking at his ass

#ghost ass #smash #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #cod ghost #ghost simon riley #simon riley #orla speaks

[sporadicthingcollection]

do you think buggy would let me squeeze his tits? i just wanna play with them a little

(hi it’s char aka vgilantee. we can reply from sideblogs but still can’t send asks…)

o hay gurl! 👋

Buggy absolutely would let you squeeze the tiddies. He'd pretend to be annoyed by it but he'd be basking in the attention at the same time.

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Buggy's bending over to pick up his trousers when you come up behind him. Like a sloth draped over a branch, you lean against his back and let your arms dangle, resting your cheek between his shoulder blades. Your feet leave the ground and you put your full weight on him.

And then you start groping his chest. Long squeezes, short squeezes, squeezing with each individual finger, grabbing the sides, the middles, dragging your fingertips along the hair.

"Can I help you?" he asks.

"Nope." You keep squeezing.

He'd let you continue your ministrations all day if he could. Knowing you love his body so much is quite the confidence boost -- not that he needs it, but appearance is the one category that seems to be consistently lacking. The fact that you think he's a catch is all that really matters.

But his back is starting to hurt. "C'mon, I got stuff to do." You don't let go. He tries to shake you off, but still you cling. "Fine, be that way."

He straightens up. Instead of sliding off, you go from a sloth to a koala, still clinging to his back, still groping his chest.

He sighs. You're in that kind of mood. Getting dressed is going to take forever.

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To the "Curious Courtship" Masterpost | To the Mastahpost | Tip Jar

#thanks for the ask! #emberly speaks #lovebugcody #buggy the clown #buggy x reader #buggy x you #buggy the clown x reader #kiss marry kill #one piece x reader #one piece #one piece live action #fan fiction #one piece fanfiction #reader insert #x reader #emberly writes #smash or pass #the curious courtship of buggy the clown

[gibberishquestion]

turns out there’s this thing called a “hobby” you can have where you enjoy doing a thing even if you’re not obsessed with it. fucked up right

#my brother and i are getting better at online 2v2s in smash #he’s picked up ike as a main and he’s kind of scary good with him. i have no idea why he decided to start using ike though. #Ike and sephiroth the dream team you didn’t know you needed. we kind of slay. #sawyer speaking

[strrwbrrryjam]

how much of a failure is dutch that he fumbled his way through three partners for a rat

he threw them all away

FOR HIM?!?!?!?!

he looks like he has never heard of the word soap in his life. he looks like a dog shat on his face and he decided to wear it as a mustache. his hair is so greasy it looks like spaghetti. if you run your fingers through his hair you'll need to amputate that hand as it is never going to be clean again no matter how much you wash it. he looks RANCID. he's vibes give of the most vile disgusting creature you could meet in your life and HE IS.

#i wanna smash him into tiny little pieces till there's nothing left of him but dust. #i want that dust to be hoovered and then i want to blow that hoover up with dynamite and i want those pieces to be shat on by 100 horses #listen. i know there are people who think micah is hot or whatever. but do better bestie. ur so much better than this. #i believe in you. you can get through this bestie. RAISE YOUR STANDARDS #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 dutch van der linde #dutch van der linde #rdr2 molly o'shea #molly o'shea #rdr2 susan grimshaw #susan grimshaw #rdr2 hosea matthews #hosea matthews #rdr2 micah bell #micah bell #strawberry speaks

[izunias-meme-hole]

Ganondorf Designs Ranked

(Part 2 here)

Ocarina of Time (Young)

I like the outfit a lot. It compliments his buff body, the armor acts as protection, and some parts of it allow Ganondorf to be more mobile, which if fitting since he’s a theif. Also the Gerudo markings on it complement the outfit very well. However the head seems… off, mostly the hairline. Ah well we only see him with this design three times in the game anyway. 9/10 

Ocarina of Time (Timeskip)

AH NOW THAT’S BETTER BY A LONG SHOT! The cape and newer headpiece makes the rest of his outfit seem more regal, while the yellow eyes make him look more demonic! Not to mention his head got fixed! His ears even got pointier in the actual game to further emphasize on how Ganon changed into a demon king! Also, can we please point out the long slicked back red mullet he has? 10/10

Wind Waker

His armor got traded in for some regal robes, he’s still built like a tank, his eyebrows are smaller, and overall he seems less of an open menace compared to before. It’s more subtle now, which is fitting, since Ganon is a defeated king trying to revive his dead empire and restore Hyrule, just to take it over. I also really like the face shape he has. 10/10

Twilight Princess

Regal, powerful, and commanding. Fitting for who Ganondorf it, but WHY is his hair curlled up? WHY can’t his locks flow in the wind? Still, Smash resued this design for a reason. 10/10

Hyrule Warriors

I miss the cape, the Gerudo markings and the black armor on the Twilight Princess design, but DAAMN this is a glow up. The longer hair, and the golden gauntlets make this design for Ganondorf more regal than the Twilight Princess design, and helps it embody a lot more of Ganondorf’s traits. 10/10

Super Smash Bros. Melee

I’m sorry, but the face somehow looks uglier than the OG Young Ganondorf. I like the realistic textures, but a lot about this design feels off. 7/10

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

This is the Young Ganondorf design with the face shape, headpiece, and cape of the timeskip design. AND IT WORKS. Also the addition of more black and grey on the outfit makes this design as good as the original GOOD OOT Ganondorf design. 10/10

Tears of The Kingdom

A true tribute to a lot of Ganon’s past designs, and he looks more in touch with his Gerudo heritage than before. Also, I like the Wind Waker inspired face shape, the long red hair, and the samurai look. 10/10

Mummydorf (TOLK)

He has the same outfit as his hydrated self, except it’s all torn up. His hair is longer too, and he looks gaunt as hell. Still this was a creepy as hell appearance. 10/10

Demon King Ganondorf

This design embodies what Demise was, but at its core it’s still pretty much Ganondorf. The horns, water-like hair, yellow and black eyes, and gloom/malice robe that’s merged onto his skin all look demonic, but every other feature he had cement that it’s still Ganondorf. 10/10

#ganondorf #ganon #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #wind waker #hyrule warriors #twilight princess #tears of the kingdom #super smash bros #(one behind the mask) Mun Izunia #Izunia speaks #ramblings #ranking #//Had to get this off my chest

[pink-onyx-au]

I wonder if us anons are safe behind the screen since we've also interacted with the world before... *steps on Jasper's foot*

#pink onyx au #steven universe au #steven universe #steven universe future #c423art #ceephorart #jasper #Jasper speaks #jasper smashes #den notes

[llamagirl28]

Another BG3-related ask: who would the BoC ROs pursue if they’re playing BG3? 👀

Oooh fun!

Elaine - Karlach

Isac - Lae'zel

Sofie - Astarion

Agravain - Shadowheart

Gawain - Wyll

Galahad - Shadowheart

Nimue - Astarion

This is more of, who would they pursue on a first playthrough because all of them would take an interest in multiple characters lol

#Both Sofie and Nimue would be playing chaotic gremlins who mesh well with Astarion #Gally's a cleric of Selune so fun for a Shadowheart romance #Elaine sees Karlach and immediately thinks “a woman after my own heart” #Smashes that 'hot' option when karlach asks how she looks #Agravain's playing a goth conflicted durge sees Shadowheart and goes HER #Gawain's won over by Wyll's charming self and intrigued by his backstory #Isac finds Lae'zel very interesting #Loves the way she speaks #Also since I've seen debates about ROs being playersexual or bi #I wanted to mention that the BoC ROs are all bi/pan

[mewkwota]

I was imagining something like a Smash Reunion Party where everyone's families were also invited, but regardless of the scenario I can see Mario staying in touch with fellow Fighters and celebrating important moments with them. Such is the way of Mr. Nintendo. :>

#no I didn't forget mythra I often keep the two combined so please don't think hardly on it (I'd punt you if you spoke poorly of her) #doodle-daas #smash bros #mario #pyra #homura #rex #nia #glimmer #kagiroi #mio #xenoblade 3 spoilers #(y'know just in case) #also: I have been made aware of my poor italian grammar-- I apologize for my lack of double-checking a language I don't speak ;;

[tobytost]

thinking about how Ezra lived alone in the streets for 8!!!!!! years before the ghost crew found him

he was 7 years old and he was all alone out there OUGHHHHHH

THE FACT THAT HE WAS WITH THEM ONLY FOR 4 YEARS!!! only 4 years of safety and comfort and he was thrown back in

#DONT SPEAK TO ME IM TOO EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS #toby talk #im smashing my head on the table #star wars #ezra bridger #star wars rebels

[shima-draws]

#WHOA HE’S BISEXUAL I DIDN’T KNOW THAT #Snapcube #Sonic #Sonic the Hedgehog #Snapcube fandub #Super Smash Bros #SSB #Subspace Emissary #Video #Shima speaks #Deadass the best part of the dub. I waited all 56 minutes and 10 seconds just to see Penny’s Sonic cameo. LMAO

[teamxdark]

Shadow and Rouge need separate bathrooms because they're both major mirror hogs with two-hour-long morning routines and neither will leave the bathroom until they look perfect.

#Smash speaks. #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat

[firewalkwithmedvd]

#yes i know his name. and for the record i think jack nance was a super handsome guy #smash! #thursday speaks

[heich0e]

which of your faves tries to do the whole boombox-outside-your-window bit after you get in a fight like in say anything thing but it's the wrong window

#personally? i dare not speak his name #bonus points if the boombox is also playing the song u first smashed to like in say anything #triple word score if the song is suuuuuuuper embarrassing

[borbology]

More shenanigans

I spent way longer on this than I should have 🙃 As always, click for better resolution.

And no worries, Frito's little sword is made only of popsicle sticks -- it can't hurt her (she might chew it, though)

EDIT! haha nobody could decipher it! Blade is actually saying "hold on is she really!?" and "ah she got the sword!" (followed by actual crying). Indeed they have been waiting for this moment ever since they made her that little sword ◕‿◕

#sword knight #blade knight #meta knight #frito hampter #kirby oc #blade speaks in keyboard smashes #meta knight wearing fluffy slippers #borbdoodles

[ministarfruit]

tempus hypemen showing up to outscream all the fans

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #gavis bettel #banzoin hakka #regis altare #noir vesper #they make me laugh. shouty little guys #every time I see them just SPAMMING the shit out of chat #I laugh so hard I'm rolling #like how can we compete with that #they're the loudest keyboard smashing maniacs #and then you hear them speak and it's JUST LIKE THAT #honestly me though. same #godspeed you screaming bastards #the kind of energy I need to exude in my life