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aphroditness · 1 year
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"Oh god, have you seen the new girl ?" South park headcanons with a really pretty+feminine Y/n <//3 (Requested)
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(All characters are in highschool +aged up, about 14-15)
!! GIRLBOSS Y/N AU 😍🔊🔊
You always knew you were pretty, if beauty was a weapon, you would be locked and loaded. (Ginny and Georgia reference LMAO)
Your parents weren't the best, but they were filthy rich. So you had all the freedom you got, especially since being the only child can have its MANY perks. You would always go out with your friends to shopping malls, thrifts stores, salons, and allll thatt gooddd stufff
When you moved, you and your parents moved into this really big house. It costed an ass load of money but you could afford it, y'know, cause your rich n' shii.
When you knew it would be your first day at south park high, you got up at 5AM, curled your hair, did your makeup and put on your cutest outfit. Your pretty smile was the cherry on top. Of course, you missed your friends. But you were still excited to be going to a new school. Maybe your life could be better here. Without all the drama, and rumors spreading about you.
Once those doors opened, all eyes were on you. People were whispering and a few people even FAINTED. F A I N T E D. But you just laughed and brushed it off, you would always get these reactions from everyone. For you, this was normal. You already had all your classes set, and your locker was decorated to your liking. You owned the school now, and even the teachers accepted their fate.
Entering your classroom, you were most intrigued by four boys. A boy with black hair, a boy in an orange hoodie with blonde hair, a red head, and a very degrading boy with brown hair who seemed to really get on everyone's nerves.
Everyone stopped what they were doing, and for the first time in years, the classroom went silent. The same classroom those annoying boys (from what you heard) were in. You walked up to the front, and with a sickingly sweet smile and a pretty voice, you introduced yourself.
You twirled your hair, made eye contact, and spoke with perfect confidence. And the whole class, was instantly flustered by your beauty. Cartman decided what would happen if he tried messing with you. He pulled your chair, which Kyle pushed back before you could sit down. And he even tried spitting gum in your hair, but missed when you bent down to grab your pencil. He was getting pretty annoyed since he couldn't do anything, but he wanted to try one last thing.
Insulting you infront of the whole school.
You were sitting in the cafeteria. With Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Tweek and Craig. You all were giggling and having fun until Cartman screamed your name across the room, making everyone turn heads.
"Hey Wh0re! What's it like being the center of attention?" | "Excuse me? Would you care to say that again?" | "You heard me, bitch." | "Sorry, Eric. But I dont really think I wanna be wasting my time listening to bullshit from a cocky fatass."
The room started laughing so hard, Cartman's face was turning red. He got played by his own game. Gave him a slap in the face with that one. Kyle's drink was literally about to explode out his nose and you just sat there, face to face, smiling at Cartman.
God you were such a Girlboss, and a total hottie.
The girls (Wendy's girlgroup) Invited you for a sleepover at Bebe's house, and you accepted right away! You had made friends with the entire school in just one day, I think it's pretty obvious that your the most popular girl in school now.
At the sleepover, you and the girls shared your music tastes. After you shared your playlist with everyone, they blasted your music on Wendy's radio. <//3 Melanie martinez -> Taylor swift -> Lana del rey -> MARINA -> Nessa Barret, and all the latest pop songs!
(Until the guys decided to break into the sleepover, and they had to stay over as well.)
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amoratelier · 6 months
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ੈ ✡︎‧₊˚ may we be as full of mitzvot as the pomegranate is full of seeds.
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hunt3rr4t · 3 months
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Style Headcanons for the Soul
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naskaolgia · 7 days
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Late 420 post with our favorite genderfluid pansexual(headcannon) smh
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+cartman 😒
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catnip--corpse · 10 months
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THEYR PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER 2 MAKE THE CHILDREN TRANS!!!
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4raykage · 1 day
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I draw Mr garrison :D (@fennecfiree this is 4 you :) )
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fennecfiree · 4 months
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Take him.
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cynameru · 1 year
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my favourite girlies :) (touching a drawing tablet for the first time in a month)
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kerlooggsea · 1 month
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rx-aysgl · 3 months
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türko park headcanons
this is might be the most painfully turkish contribution to the sp fandom
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mishytato · 10 months
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Silly small doodle of them
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alister312 · 5 months
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Gregstophe slowdancing 😭😭 imagine they’re in their kitchen, technically in the middle of a mission listening to a small pocket radio trying to tune to a specific channel to get some sort of information and they end up tuning it to a channel playing old love songs. I think christophe would take gregory by surprise by taking his hand to dance with him in their kitchen 🥺 i think he’d be oddly good at that sort of thing
YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! christophe secretly being a big romantic is a huge soft spot of mine..... he's already smoking like a french stereotype, why not also make him very romantic? 🥰
i'm also a huge fan of "christophe's mom tried to make him be a good proper christian boy growing up" so against his will he is skilled in things you don't expect based on looking at him (such as ballroom dancing perhaps 👀). also, it would be a good explanation as to where he and gregory might've met before, since they seem to lead very different lives.
but yeah i can totally see this scene!! christophe is usually a super serious business mercenary during missions, but he still knows how to have fun. probably even more so when he's working with someone competent like gregory (he actually wears watches, unlike stan and co.). so maybe they've been flipping through channels for a while with no luck, making both of them rather frustrated. until they finally catch this far off station but it's not what they want, it's playing some really old and cheesy love song. gregory kinda reaches his breaking point so christophe calls off the search for the night and invites him to dance.... it's probably not even really dancing, more just swaying together to the music 🥺 but it's very sweet and it helps calm both of them down
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derpoprime · 2 years
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edible
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lime1991 · 1 year
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T4T Lesbian Kenjorine
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amoratelier · 6 months
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Splatoon South Park au :3 i had a lot of fun making this
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Death Park: Tweek's design
Plain colors because this is just a ref
All the info is of when the comics start, as the story advances some of it may change
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Tell me whose ref I should do next >:3
Pointing out some details under the cut because I'm autistic about this but I don't expect anyone else to be-
He's a hunter, he mainly uses his bow and some arrows
He made that bow himself one day he found a good branch for it, and has been using it ever since. He makes most of his arrows himself too, but he's bought a couple from some sellers in town (he saves them for special occasions though, definitely not for usual hunting)
He's also really good at finding useful items (both objects and food), which has gotten him to have a business of some sort
That's where Hyreix get most of their stuff, but only Jimmy knows where (and who) Tweek is (everyone else from Hyreix is completely clueless)
Only sells things to hybrids, besides special occasions
Most of his scars are from fighting wild animals/hybrids, but he doesn't really know where he got the ear one
Money being useless in this world, those leafs are one of the things he takes as payment, as they make him alert to hunt better but he doesn't know where to find them (and believe me he's tried)
Naturally, his skin should be basically as white as paper, but since he spends his time outside now it is what for his standards would be considered tan
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