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jakascoo · 3 years
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[Roy creeps up on Jason, who’s asleep, to try to give him a scare.]
Roy, leaning closer to Jason: [Screams.]
Jason, waking up calmly: [Blinks twice.]
Jason: [Slaps Roy in the face.]
Jason: [Goes back to sleep.]
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komaedanagitotrash1 · 4 years
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Shuichi: I’m like a crow with feelings.
Kaede: Feelings about what?
Shuichi: [trying to sound normal] Shiny things?
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lorios · 3 years
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Cris: I’m microwaving some coffee.
Raffi: You really did give up on getting your life back together.
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Connor: awm i a puwwity kwitty dwaddy uwu xD
Amaya: How much for you to stop talking?
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Mary: I think I’m gonna cry.
Nea: Are you ok?
Ion: I’m not ok-
Nea: You’re never ok.
Ion: E x c u s e m e ?
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Eyes: (muffled pterodactyl-like noise)
Melting, alarmed: Are you okay? What the fuck?
Rebel: They’re fine, that’s just how they deal with frustration.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Jason, to Kara: I wanna order takeout and watch Twilight with you.
Alex: That’s relationship goals.
Kara, putting her arm around Jason: Everyone wants what I have.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Tim: It’s just like that old movie, The Ape. And by the way, I don’t get it: why was the doctor dressing as an ape and killing people???
Bart: Wow, talk about spoiler alert.
Tim: Oh, grow up, that ship sailed, you’re 80 years too late.
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jakascoo · 4 years
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Roy: [Absolutely freaking out.]
Jason: Oh, hey, Roy. Sorry I’m late, I was brushing my teeth.
Roy, pausing everything and smiling nervously: That’s good. Hygiene!
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Kara, going to bed: We’re gonna wake up in less than 4 hours. Because of you. I love you, but why must you kill me?
Jason: Because I love you!
*4 hours later*
Kara, waking up: I have access to shrimp colors. I can taste my feelings. My life hurts.
Jason:
Kara: I am going to murder you.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Brainy: How am I supposed to know?
Nia: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Brainy:
Brainy: [Sighs.]
Brainy: You wouldn’t be trapped.
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jakascoo · 4 years
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Jason: I’m microwaving some coffee.
Kara: You really did give up on getting your life back together.
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jakascoo · 4 years
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Ok, stop this nonsense. Enough. We have depression. And we’ll fucking act like it.
Tim, calming down after a shared fit of laughter with the team.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Nia: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Nia: If no one fulfils my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Rori: That was so weird.
Boo: YOU’re so weird, cutie.
Rori: You don’t need to be rude!
Boo: I wasn’t rude!
Rori: You know, sometimes just adding a pet name to the end of the sentence isn’t enough!
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komaedanagitotrash1 · 4 years
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Shuichi: WHO THE FUCK HAS A HARMONICA?
Shuichi: …Of course it’s Kokichi.
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