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An imagined family for Kara Zor El (Supergirl), and Jason Todd (Red Hood)
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Talking on the phone.
Erik: Remember how I said that Boo and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Rori: Yeah…
Erik: Well, we’re in jail.
Rori: Hangs up.
#incorrect quotes#ch: erik#ch: rori#ch: boo#roboik#incorrect erik quote#incorrect rori quote#oc friday#ocs that appeal to three people#the generator had them switched around#this felt more right#took a while to have rori the one ohanging up#like 3 tries#the price of dating vigilantes
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Damian: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Jon: That doesn't exist.
Damian: Not with that attitude.
#incorrect quotes#damian wayne#robin#johnathon kent#jon kent#super boy#supersons#incorrect damian wayne quote#incorrect jon kent quote#incorrect supersons quote#random thursday#this feels right
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Kara: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Jason: I will politely decline.
#incorrect quotes#kara danvers#kara zor el#supergirl#jaon todd#red hood#jaykara#incorrect jason todd ote#incorrect kara danvers quote#incorrect jaykara quot#jaykara wednesday#totally not 11 hours late#nope
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Bruce: Do we have any orange juice left?
Selina: pours the remaining juice into their cup
Selina: Sorry, we’re all out.
#incorrect quotes#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#incorrect bruce wayne quote#incorrect selina kyle quote#incorrect batcat quote#random tuesdaybatcat tuesday#the generator had them reversed#this felt more right
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Dick: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Dick: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
#incorrect quotes#dick grayson#nightwing#incorrect dick grayson quote#batfam monday#young justice#this has strong young justice vibes
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Drabble Challenge: 1-150
Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!
“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”
“Who gave you that black eye?”
“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“I just like proving you wrong.”
“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
“Forget it. You fucking suck.”
“Quit it or I’ll bite.”
“If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”
“If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”
“Take. It. Off.”
“Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”
“I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”
“Stop it! It tickles!”
“It’s okay to cry…”
“And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”
“D..did you just make that noise?”
“He’s a bad kisser.”
“You can scream if you want.”
“I didn’t know we were keeping track.”
“We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”
“One of them’s missing.”
“Save some for me.”
“Oh, fuck off.”
“You’re still mad?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“You better watch yourself.”
“Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”
“Why did we have to have kids?”
“Call on Line 1”
“He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”
“I’m done! You can fix it!”
“Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
“Where did he go?”
“You leave whenever you feel like it.”
“I forgot I was a single parent.”
“Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”
“You’re going out dressed like that?”
“For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”
“Frost the damn cupcakes.”
“Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”
“You look pretty hot in plaid.”
“I thought you were dead!”
“I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”
“We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”
“Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”
“You know you want it, sweetheart.”
“I’m your husband. It’s my job.”
“You just wanted them because the light up.”
“That wasn’t very subtle.”
“He thinks he’s a mind reader.”
“It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”
“I don’t do hugs.”
“Don’t talk anymore.”
“I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”
“How do I even put up with you?”
“I said get rid of it.”
“They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”
“You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”
“Can you just man up and change his diaper?”
“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”
“I have a secret.”
“I won’t let you get hurt.”
“You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”
“He’s four years old!!”
“I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”
“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”
“Me and the boys will handle it.”
“You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“You’re a dork, just like your father.”
“Mind if I join you?”
“Daddy!”
“I lost our child.”
“That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”
“My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”
“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”
“I’ll take care of it.”
“I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”
“You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”
“Come on, baby, up to bed.”
“They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”
“Am I scaring you?”
“Run! You said you’d work out with me!”
“After everything…I’d still choose you.”
“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”
“Trust me.”
“Scoot over a little bit, please.”
“You’re so clingy, I love it.”
“You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”
“Did they hurt you?”
“You’re cute when you’re all worried.”
“Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”
“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”
“Don’t shut me out.”
“You got a cute butt.”
“I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”
“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
“Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
“Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”
“…or we can chill in our underwear.”
“You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”
“Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”
“You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”
“Have you seen my contacts?”
“Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”
“Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”
“You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”
“Is he coming home?”
“I prefer blondes.”
“No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?”
“I let you win.”
“I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”
“Can I do your hair?”
“Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”
“I told you not to jump on the bed!”
“He’s pampering me, let him be.”
“Ready or not, here I come.”
“I’m worried about losing my job!”
“Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”
“Happy new year!”
“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”
“You nap, I’ll stay awake.”
“It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”
“Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”
“I’ll give you a massage.”
“You fell asleep in the tub?!”
“Are you doodling?”
“We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”
“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
“Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”
“Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”
“You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”
“We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”
“Is this our closet? Or your closet?”
“If I win, you do dishes for a week.”
“Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”
“Use your words.”
“Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”
“Ew, your hand is sweaty.”
“Get out of my face before I hit you.”
“I don’t care if your 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”
“You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”
“Look! Fireflies!”
“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”
“I just need ten minutes.”
*Make Your Own*
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Kara: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
#incorrect quotes#kara danvers#kara zor el#supergirl#incorrect kara danvers quote#supergirl sunday#mood
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Maggie: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Alex: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Maggie: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
#incorrect quotes#maggie sawyer#alex danvers#sanvers#supergirl#incorrect maggie sawyer quote#incorrect alex danvers quote#incorrect sanvers quote#sanvers saturday#mood
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Boo: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Boo: Ask me to kill for you.
Erik: …First of all, calm down-
#incorrect quotes#ch: boo#ch: erik#boik#incorrect boo quote#incorrect erik quote#incorrect boik quote#oc friday#ocs that appeal to three people#the generator had them reversed#this felt more right
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Bart: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Cassie: Wait, what’s the difference?
Bart: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
#incorrect quotes#bart allen#impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#young justice#incorrect bart allen quote#incorrect cassie sandsmark quote#incorrect young justice quote#random thursday#young justice thursday#the generator had them reversed#this felt more right
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Kara: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Jason: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Kara: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
#incorrect quotes#kara danvers#kara zor el#supergirl#jason todd#red hood#jaykara#incorrect kara danvers quote#incorrect jason todd quote#incorrect jaykara quote#jaykara wednesday#mood#theyre both nerds
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Selina: Awww, why don't you like cats, Bruce? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Bruce: I don't know Selina, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Selina:
Bruce: I'm ALLERGIC.
#incorrect quotes#selina kyle#catwoman#bruce wayne#batman#batcat#incorrect selina kyle quote#incorrect bruce wayne quote#incorrect batcat quote#batcat tuesday#random tuesday#imagine#the chaos
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Babs: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
#incorrect quotes#barbara gordon#batgirl#oracle#batfam#batfamily#incorrect barbara gordon quote#batfam monday#mood#canon
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Kara: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
#incorrect quotes#kara danvers#kara zor el#supergirl#incorrect kara danvers quote#supergirl sunday#canon
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Alex, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Maggie: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Alex: I absolutely fucking do not.
#incorrect quotes#alex danvers#maggie sawyer#sanvers#supergirl#incorrect alex danvers quote#incorrect maggie sawyer quote#incorrect sanvers quote#sanvers saturday#is she wrong?
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Your blog brings much joy!! ❤️❤️
Aww, thank you!
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Scott: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
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