Tim, trying to comfort Conner: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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Wally: I need life advice.
Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming]
Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?!
Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming!
Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.
Cassie: You are literally worse.
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Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?
Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.
Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.
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Damian: Santa’s not real.
Jason: Only because Tim and his friends KILLED him.
Tim: Oh for the love of- we didn’t kill him!
Jason: yeah we know, he died under “mysterious” circumstances.
Tim: It was a meteor!
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Tim: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad...does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Dick: Not this again, please
Jason: Hold on, hold on...I think he has a point
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the voices 👹
tbt to young justice s1ep1
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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim
Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?
Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours
Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours
Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.
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Cassie: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Cassie: Help.
Tim: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Stephanie, camera in hand: Are you ready?
Duke: Are you two sure this is a good idea?
Tim, standing ontop of his skateboard at the top of the stairs: We’re vigilantes, Duke, we do stuff more dangerous than this every night.
*A Week Later*
Kon: How’d you break your arm again.
Tim: Two Face’s goons, you know how Gotham is.
Bart: Really?
Tim, Solemnly: It took ten of them.
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*Superboy is benched from a mission but shows up to help with the investigation*
Wally: Connor, what’s up? And the outfit, man. What, are you back on the job already?
Connor: No, these are my civvies.
Artemis: They look exactly like your work clothes.
Connor: Hardly. I’m wearing my suede bucks. They’re a casual gentleman’s shoe.
Dick: A casual gentleman’s shoe. What are you, the Great Gatsby?
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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