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#incorrect bart allen quote
jakascoo · 13 days
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Bart: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Cassie: Wait, what’s the difference? Bart: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
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bbbbbbbbatman · 2 months
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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daiwild · 11 months
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Tim: I'm telling you Bruce, my team is very competent.
Kon, rushing in: Tim! Bart tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!
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girly-blogging · 2 years
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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥
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timdrakeismypatronus · 5 months
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No one:
Conner, Bart, and Cassie trying to describe their Timmy:
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niiwa-angel · 3 days
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The Core Four: would you still love us if we were worms?
Wonder Woman: I would keep you in the best gardens of Themyscira and fight any predators that came your way.
Wonder Girl: 😁
Batman: I would make worm sized weaponry for you and train you to be the most well trained worm in history.
Robin: 😁
Flash: I would make you a proper terrarium to live in and make sure you always had fresh dirt.
Impulse: 😁
Superman: I don't even like you now.
Superboy:😢
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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)
Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”
Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"
Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”
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jakascoo · 1 year
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Bart: Cassie, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Cassie: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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[raiding the batfam's fridge]
Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.
Bart: Taste it.
Kon: *drinks it*
Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.
Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.
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impulseowlll · 12 days
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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.
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two-sibyls-tall · 8 months
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*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*
Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance
*the next morning*
Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean
Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either
Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance
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need-a-name-101 · 5 days
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Cassie: call him Tim.
Bart: yeah Tim call him!
Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.
Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)
Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?
Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.
Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)
Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.
Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)
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arguablysomaya · 9 months
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Tim: Why do I always let you two talk me into things like this?
Kon: This was literally your idea!
Bart: You made charts.
Kon: And diagrams.
Bart: And code names-
Tim: YES ALRIGHT FINE. FUCK.
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