Anubis to Bridge through his Patrol Morpher: What’s your situation on your end?
Slate, disguised as Roxie: Uh, nothing. It doesn’t look like anything at all.
Anubis: Slate, what are you doing?
Slate, disguised as Roxie: Nothing…
Sky to Umeko: You get Momere’s Saiarks from the front.
Umeko: Alright.
Sky: I’ll provide suppressive fire from the back.
Gideon, explaining his situation to Anubis through Elizabeth’s Delta Morpher: You might be thinking that our lots are pretending to play a game of Cops and Robbers against the Phantom Empire, but we are actually with the Phantom Imperials at the moment.
Anubis: Okay.
Kat Manx on Anubis’s side of the call: Well, you can go have fun with that.
YOOO HOLY SHIT, I would let him crush my skull in a headlock.
Useless fact- I used to have a crush on him when I was younger then a few years disappear, after I turn 18 it’s just god this man. I’m so gay holy shit.
I'm a fan of Vanossgaming and most of his friends. I was around during the whole miniladd debacle, along with the continuous ohm drama (Background: Mini is a confirmed pedo who sexted minors, ohm started a hate campaign against his former friends, everyone else is fine) The drama with that group exploded to when ohm collabed with Keemstar and started accusing Vanoss and co. of a variety of things. This was all a year ago and nothings come from it since. Please question everything he says yall
Yeah, he is not a trustworthy source of any kind of information. Believing him purely because you want him to be right is stupid and shows a lot of your own morals...
Anyone else got introjects that have debatable sources? Like you don’t know if they’re problematic or not?
We got two vanoss crew introjects and two game theory introjects. The crew’s main sense of humor is dark/offensive/south park type beat and people have gotten pissed and game theory’s had people pissed at them before. However I personally enjoy them and don’t really see/care for the stuff that people get pissed about. So its like, debatable if that makes sense.
For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @amyfevernight
Comedy Night at Sinistra HQ
Itsy Bitsy: Alright, everyone. How do you kill a circus clown?
Milty: NOOOOO! I swear to God!
Megumi: Go for the jug-
[Itsy Bitsy takes the Bullzooka from Lauren and shoots Milty in the gut with it. Megumi, Senator Skull, Sickly Sour, Lauren, and Hometown Huck spit out their drinks simultaneously and join Milty in his laughter at this sudden turn of events.]
Sickly Sour: Oh my god…
Milty: I didn’t know that we’d be including audience members in these jokes!
*Gwen dives into the river water. About two minutes pass without a sign of her. The water starts to ripple violently as Gwen emerges with giant, maneating tadpoles biting her.*
Gwen: Oh no!!
Kamala: What?
Gwen: THERE’S THINGS IN THE WATER THAT EAT YOU!!!!!
Kamala: WHAT?!?
Gwen: HEEEELLLP!!!!!!!!
*About a minute later*
Arcade: Why aren’t you dying though?! I want you to die!!
Gwen: There’s like, these little fishes in the water!
Batroc: What’s so weird? Fish in the water?
Gwen: Help! Help! They’re like, pirhana-looking motherfuckers! Do you see them?!
Kamala: *getting in the water* No, but I can hear them. Wait—aaaAAAAH!
Batroc: I can hear them over here.
Gwen: Great! Now you can’t move either! Now you’re stuck!
*Gwen and Kamala struggle in the water.*
Gwen: Kamala, I’m trying to save you!
Kamala: Well I was trying to save—wait, they’re like tadpoles??? Why—
*Arcade hops in with a knife, only to get stuck in the tadpoles as well.*
Gwen: Great, now you’re stuck.
*Batroc is still sitting along the shoreline. He’s taking it easy.*