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kuramalvbt · 6 years

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Baekhyun: Chanyeol, I love you!

Chanyeol: Thank you! :)

Baekhyun: ..... *leaves*

*20 minutes later*

Chanyeol: *realization* WAIT WHAT THE F-

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luvelytheo · 4 years

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*minseok driving baekhyun and chanyeol in the car*

Ad on the radio: do you know someone who deserves a treat after all the hard work they do?

*at the same time*

Baekhyun and Chanyeol: *point at each other*

Minseok: yeah, fucking me.

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incorrect-exo-mamaverse-quotes · 5 years

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Chanyeol:How did you guys find me?!

Baekhyun:We saw a huge explosion.

Kyungsoo:And wondered 'now who could that be?'.

#boyfriends to the rescue #park chanyeol #byun baekhyun #do kyungsoo #chansoo #chanbaek #baeksoo #chanbaeksoo #exo #mama #mama au #mamaverse #exo mamaverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect mamaverse quotes #incorrect exo mamaverse quotes #incorrect exo quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

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kittychen · 5 years

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Baekhyun, jokingly: You're not allowed to fall in love with me

Chanyeol, seriously: Won't be a problem

Chanyeol after a week: T H E R E S A P R O B L E M

#fake exo quotes #mineiq #minekittychen #fake exo chat #chanbaek #incorrect exo quotes #exo #exo scenario #chanbaek scenario #source: cradledbykeith #chanyeol #baekhyun

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seriousblackk · 5 years

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Toben: Who's MORE important? ME Or girlfriend

Chanyeol: Girlfriend

Toben: You ASSHOLE. The rule is PETS BEFORE SEX.

Chanyeol: You just made that up.

Toben: No. JESUS made that rule!

Chanyeol: If YOU had a girlfriend would you put ME before her?

Toben: of course! OWNER BEFORE BONER.

#exo #exo chanyeol #chanyeol #chanbaek #toben #park chanyeol #exo incorrect #incorrect kpop quotes #source: internet #internet #incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes

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kpopersanonymous · 5 years

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Yixing: What is your offering?

Chanyeol: I have a flower.

Yixing: This was given to you by Baekhyun, yes? There is great love in this flower. He really cares for you more than the other 7 boyfriends he's had this week. Perhaps you do know love...

Chanyeol: 7 other boyfriends?? I thought I was special B-dog!

#incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect exo quotes #exo lay #exo yixing #exo chanyeol #exo baekhyun #exo chanbaek #source: jacksepticeye … and also kindergarten

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incorrect-kpop-quotess · 6 years

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Chanyeol: Hey, I like your pants

Baekhyun: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Chanyeol, wiggling his eyebrows: I'd like them 100% off

Baekhyun: The store can't sell free stuff.

Chanyeol: No, that's no what I-

Baekhyun: That's a terrible way to run a business

#exo #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect exo quotes #chanbaek #exo chanyeol #exo baekhyun #exo chanbaek #source: twitter #chanyeol #baekhyun

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leedongheck · 6 years

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Baekhyun: If I was kidnapped, what would you do?

Kyungsoo: Nothing.

Chanyeol: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

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xiuwonnie-blog · 6 years

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Baekhyun: hey Chan, what inspires you man?

Chanyeol: hmm... Long grass, that hasn't been cut

Baekhyun: But what you would might find in the grass or the grass itself?

Chanyeol: I think the grass itself, because it shows determination and will against being cut by the man

Baekhyun: so, that scares you?

Chanyeol, confused: no, inspires me

Baekhyun: oh

Baekhyun: that sounds like a fear

Baekhyun, laughing: I thought I said...

Chanyeol, laughing harder: what scares you?

Both of them laughing them ass off:

Chanyeol: GrAsS

#that probably would happen if they smoke weed #source: twenty one pilots #chanbaek #chanyeol #baekhyun #chanbaek incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes

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incorrectkpopquotess · 6 years

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How do you tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?

Chanyeol (about Baekhyun)

#source: texts from last night #chanbaek #Park Chanyeol #byun baekhyun #exo #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect exo quotes

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ktrashquotes · 6 years

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Chanyeol and Baekhyun: [laughing hysterically at one of Jongin’s jokes]

Jongin: [leaning over to Kyungsoo] see? they think i’m funny

Kyungsoo: statistically i suppose someone has to

#source: unknown #kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #exo #exo incorrect quotes #kaisoo #chanbaek #chanyeol #baekhyun #kyungsoo #jongin #d.o #kai

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incorrect-chanbaek-quotes · 7 years

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Jongin: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip onto a trampoline]

Junmyeon: [trying to stop him]

Chanyeol: [cheering him on]

Sehun: [making a bet with Baekhyun on whether or not Jongin will hurt himself]

Kyungsoo, looking into the camera like he's on The Office: I need new members

#not chanbaek #incorrect exo #incorrect exo quotes #w: do #w: suho #w: kai #w: sehun #source: the office

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dvilkings · 7 years

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Chanyeol: I would love you no matter what.

Baekhyun: What if I had a mullet?

Chanyeol: I still would but don't push it.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #chanbaek #baekyeol #exo #sorry i just had to #*laughs for eternity*#chanyeol #baekhyun #mine

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incorrect-exo-mamaverse-quotes · 5 years

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Chanyeol:I wasn't injured,I was lightly stabbed.

Baekhyun:I'm sorry,you were stabbed?!

Chanyeol:Lightly stabbed.

Chanyeol:I didn't want to frighten you.

#too late #chanbaek #park chanyeol #byun baekhyun #exo #mama #mama au #mamaverse #exo mamaverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect mamaverse quotes #incorrect exo mamaverse quotes #incorrect exo quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

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kittychen · 5 years

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[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Minseok and Kyungsoo: *spinning a little and talking*

Chanyeol and Baekhyun: *fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

#mineiq #minekittychen #incorrect exo quotes #fake exo quotes #fake exo chat #chanbaek #exo #source: incorrect-voltron-quote #baekhyun #chanyeol #kyungsoo #minseok #xiumin

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hangzooo · 6 years

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Baekhyun: I heard you like bad boys.

Chanyeol: Yeah.

Baekhyun: Well I’m bad at everything.

Baekhyun: *proceeds to fall down the stairs*

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