#sounds like heaven

[deathblossomm]

Neil, in his character of John "Soap" Mactavish as narrator, presents Soap's Sleppy Story Time

SOAP'S SLEPPY STORY TIME

#neil ellice #his voice #sounds like heaven #he knows #one of these days this man will kill me #i love him #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod price #cod mw2 #soap cod #soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #john mactavish #john soap mactavish

[just-a-pole-sir]

I want to tie Theo James down to a bed, sit on that gorgeous face with those wondeful pouty lips, and ride his tongue like it's a bucking bronco...

#sounds like heaven #theo james #asks #anon

[link-sans-specs]

😋😋😋

GMM2514

Frozen vs. Fast vs. Fancy Food Taste Test

#gmm #gmm 2514 #link neal #link avec specs #ocean blues #om nom #so much yum in this episode 😋 #gimme some chicken fried steak w/ lots of gravy and mashed potatoes #and a pretty-eyed fluffy-headed hoodie-boy to eat it with #sigh 🥰 #sounds like heaven #my edit

[outofthewoodsintothedaylight]

i think he knows on guitar is genuinely the best thing i have ever heard

#sounds like heaven #i literally smiled ear to ear hearing it #taylor swift #ts #the eras tour #surprise songs #lover era

[rosequartzdolly]

Idk kinda wish some1 would just grab my throat, pull me close, kiss me sweet, and then push me down & facefuck me into a wall

#sounds like heaven

[urbosas-bodacious-boytoy]

Everyone’s like “Lady D is so tall” and “Mommy Milkers” but nobody is appreciating that those thicc thighs would ABSOLUTELY take a life. I mean, she’s 9’6 and based off of what she looks like we can assume those are some weapons of ass destruction. With how thirsty most of this fandom is she wouldn’t even need to capture victims, she’d have volunteers.

In this essay I will-

#there won’t be an essay because i don’t have time to write one #lady dimitrescu #lady alcina dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #re8 shitpost #also imagine using her thighs as a pillow #she’s tryna do something and you’re just sitting next to her head on her thigh absolutely knocked out #sounds like heaven #shut up oliver #it is 2:04am i should sleep

[lordacne]

you would like getting tied to a tree and groped by a group of guys and girls

i hope they’re gonna do more than grope me??

#sounds like heaven #anon #asks #make an assumption

[father-of-the-void]

Animal rights in Nazi Germany

#sounds like heaven #vegan #veganism #vegetarian #vegetarianism

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda #they're very silly especially in retrospect #aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy #i'll do it but christ alive #my art #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf spoilers #technically #also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #hua cheng #...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases #every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse #my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence

[wishfulfawn]

fmk alexandra , elizabeth , calliope

"All of the above? Is that an option?"

#shes like #sounds like heaven #anon day

[slutdge]

So you just want to see old mens fat stomachs out all over the place?

yes

#bro are you new here? this is the old man fucker and dad bod appreciation blog. this sounds like heaven. #asks #dilfphobia

[justyouraverageeverydaysimp]

I am this close 👌 to just buying a one way ticket to France and living in a little rural area in the middle of nowhere and have only the wildlife for company

You don't understand how appealing this sounds to me right now

#im going to france #im sick of this place #i wanna go to france #i wanna be like jamie in love actually #he had the right idea #a little cabin surrounded by a lake and writing #sounds like heaven

[fedorahead]

tell people from the victorian era that "gay marriage" is legal and explain it's for men to marry men and women to marry women and they'll be so psyched that society has finally built a structure for their friendships to have inheritance that they won't care who's fucking who

also, victorians were hella gay just saying

#gay marriage #you mean i don't have to marry some old man #and can just live in a house with my dearest girl-friend #sounds like heaven

[hopeinflowers]

after thanksgiving I’m going into my hibernation period

#no travel planned #no entertaining #just me and my books #sounds like heaven

[irebloghere]

shhh imagine, Eddie sitting crisscross, u on his lap, your back facing him as he's leaning into you, his head on your shoulder. his arms around u on your lap and youre painting his nails

#sounds like heaven #if only someone could write some pure uncensorred teeth-rotting fluff like this #not me #hfhriejis #eddie Munson #stranger things

[fearandhatred]

what hurts about angel crowley is not even just that he used to be an angel. it's the fact that in that one scene, even though it's just him and aziraphale, you can tell that he's so different from the rest of them.

aziraphale is very obviously wary, cautious and maybe even a little standoffish, and he's so concerned about breaking heaven's rules. crowley on the other hand is so innocent and excited the whole time and he's not afraid of anything, and he doesn't see the harm in being inquisitive, rightfully so.

and also, aziraphale at that point in time, and i assume all the other angels as well, are in that small little box where they think everything that they make has to have a purpose to advance heaven's plan: when crowley makes the stars aziraphale is like "okay... but what's it for though?" but why does it have to be for anything? crowley made them because he genuinely loves them, because it brings him joy, because he sees the beauty in things.

it's exactly these things that set him apart from the other angels that caused him to fall. and they're such human traits too. the curiosity, the passion, the want to create things just because they can be created. anyway that's what hurts thanks for coming

#fearandhatred #fearandmeta #don't talk to me ever again #also all my meta posts sound like i'm dunking on aziraphale so hard but i promise that is not the case #this IS a flaw of his though but that is exactly what will contribute to his character arc. #finally seeing how these harmless and maybe even desirable traits that heaven looks down on IS the problem #good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #angel crowley #good omens meta