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thatdeadaquarius · 25 days

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Hello there, friend I'm here for fluff

OK, this has been on my mind for a while

But like

The reader is just becoming the biggest parent to the Benny's adventure team kids

And the wolfs

We are like a parent of like 27

Knitting and making food brushing razors hair(let's be for real, you would hear a crunch when you brush it)

I'm not gonna lie

Do these kids know what spices are?

Cuz when I think about it

Razor hasn't had shit so he's has the least tolerance for spice

He would probably cry if you feed him a pepper

Bennett has tried spicy food but does go well with it

And not completely sure if fischl has had a spicy food before

But what flavor does mondstadt add to their food??

These kids need the damn flavors

AHDHAKALL FERAL ANIMAL AQUARIUS- ANOTHER PLATONIC ASK AAHHHHGGGGDJJSFHSAK!!!!!

AND ITS YOU!! ITS- ITS- ONE OF THE WRITING RULERS OF SAGAU (FOR ME AT LEAST) <3 !!!!!!!!

You cooking in genshin all anime studio ghibli style looking like food from god (literally): ⬆️

Sun: Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: Benny’s Adventure Team! (Bennett, Fischl, Razor), Diluc, mentions of other Mond characters

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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^^ The posts being referenced in ask, (OG Razor ask) (Benny + Razor) and a more direct sequel, a part 2? a part 4 atp?? of this post (Imposter/Not Dark AU + Razor + Diluc) ^^

OMFG

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP BITCHES

SINCE UR IN TEYVAT

YOU GONNA COOK LIKE TEYVAT

AS IN-

SHIT BE SUPER EASY TO COOK, AND MASS MAKE DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF DISH

(So, like Zhongli's special Bamboo Shoot Soup is like getting made... once a year if you read the little desc. for that dish 💀)

AND THEYRE ALL LIKE-

ANIME GORGEOUS FOODS ✨️❤️‍🔥

OKAY SO

PROMO TIME-

U GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THE ANIME "CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD"

Bc that's mostly where this inspo gonna come from to both be realistic cooking + best parts of video game cooking

A guy gets isekai’d and instead of hero powers he just gets the skill of "online grocery shopping" LMAO

and ofc he gets insta gifted whatever he orders and starts making dishes and adding spices and regular stuff you know. like soy sauce.

but the best part is the food in that world is like British medieval soup shit

like barely salted, no spices definitely, no sauces, its barren

so he ends up attracting all kinds of interest that want to eat his cooking ofc

And it gives buffs too!

dw i didnt spoil anything u don't learn in the first episode, but that's just to say that's exactly whats happening here

u DO have to manually collect more ingredients but its so worth it, also u can just buy in bulk or put a commission thru the adventurer guild

tbhhh now that i say that, that could be how u end up drawing in Benny’s Adventure Team even more, bc they just take all ur quests for collecting ingredients around Mond!!

(u have to actively sneak behind their back and whisper to Katheryne that you want to put in other food quests in other guilds tho, silly kids will absolutely go running around Liyue and crazy shit just to have an adventure and do smth for you + eat ur banger food lol)

omfg the first time u barbecue smth???

the wolves, Razor, and Andrius??? Go feral.

Fischl and Benny who were already on their way to u guys to hang out again start booking it thru the woods, dodging hilichurl camps (thatve since settled down and been v peaceful to the wolves + anyone in the woods of Wolvendom after u started living there)

they knowww ur cookin smth fucking amazing

(and u even have some hilichurls and mitachurl that wander close to Andrius’ edge of the woods to shyly beg for scraps,, u give them a portion)

Razor was actually lookin at u like u hung the stars just for him when u gave him a homemade barbecue sauce to put on his food

(u acc may have done that to Teyvatians according to Andrius + the stories u overheard from Springvale…)

ok but the amount of begging u get for desserts like-

No, Razor u cannot have chocolate cake/cupcakes after every meal, u need to take care of ur teeth

(u use ur collection of mora-monster-donations for comms for more ingredients and living supplies like fabric + furniture, u cant afford dental on top of that for ur boy)

Fischl dutifully declares you the “best chef in the kingdom” and writes down all ur recipes (u have them auto-stored in ur settings obv but it cant hurt to have a physical copy, and they look so happy doing it, u don't have the heart to tell them its not necessary-)

Benny insists on both giving u extra ingredients when he takes ur commissions, and giving u handmade trinkets or weapons for the meals!!

No!! He will not take “im good” for an answer!! ur sharing ur home-cave with him, taking care of his best friend Razor, and now feeding him food better than Liuli Pavilion!!! There’s no way he can just take all that and give nothing back!!!!

and theyre not the only ones getting some food tbh

when the knights begin patroling near Wolvendom and slowly all of Mondstadt to search for their “All God”, u break up the beginnings of a fight between 2 confused knights and the now peaceful hilichurl camp at the edge of Wolvendom

U offer some snacks u were going to give Benny’s Adventure Team when they got back (u made little triangle sandwiches, rice balls, etc. finger foods, and u made plenty extra bc u kno their teenage appetites lol)

the knights and hilichurls nearly cried with appreciation, which made for a hilarious sight when the teens actually showed up lmao

ur wearing ur cloak, bc u dont wanna take on that whole “creator of worlds” title just yet, and the kids helped verify u werent anyone suspicious (Benny + Fischl keep ur godly secret, theyre the best like that 🥰)

the knights just swing by for snacks occasionally (they also either pay u in trade or with mora, theyre not bullies)

another person who gets flavored food privileges is the lazy librarian witch herself

u also sometimes pick Razor up from Lisa’s tutoring and bring “the best tea and tea snacks in the world” along with to share with Lisa and him

(she is also fully aware after awhile of meeting u of what u are, and fully believes this is why the food must be enchanted to be so good, but u dont want to be treated super reverently she can tell, so she keeps ur secret too and is just extra flirty when u come by lol)

(Razor refuses to let his pare- Lupical move out of ur cozy cave to the library, so he sometimes hauls u away when Lisa flirts too much LMAO)

…and the moment you've been waiting for.

Yes, Diluc got to try ur food that night he was searching Wolvendom for signs of the god of Teyvat

tbh Diluc was half-convinced that shit was a fever dream.

a bunch of sleepy wolves, a coffee table in the stone colosseum, a giant spirit wolf licking a big plate clean, the wolf-kid glaring at him, and you.

you with gold eyes, staring right thru his soul, like you already know everything there is to know about him, (like the way Kaeya looked at him that night),

like he doesnt even have to introduce himself

and he doesnt, u just lightly smack Razor’s hands until he gets rid of his claymore w/a pout, since Diluc had long since dropped his,

and grab a plate, piling on what leftovers u could, and turn back around from the coffee table to smile at him, patting the cushion-seat beside u for him to join

The giant glowing wolf licks his lips and watches him, the wolf-kid’s creepily watches him, and you, with eyes gold in teh light of a simmering bonfire just past the table, watch him

he just sits down and begins to eat.

its the best food he’s ever had, its his dad’s favorite dish, but not realistically, but the way memory embellishes a dish so much it can never be tasted again, except its right here. in front of him. u pour some wolfhook juice for him, and offer him a napkin to wipe his mouth and eyes

Diluc visits often after that, obviously.

u give him snacks too, and when he lets the staff try some, Adeline will not stop harassing him abt gettin ur recipes/ingredeints so u get him to pay Fischl to get a copy of their recipe book :)

including blank pages for future entries, and Fischl is literally glowing with happiness, would not stop monologuing abt ur food for weeks (send help Oz wants some peace and quiet sometimes)

Oh Diluc absolutely told the Favonius knights he found you. But he’s not saying where LMAO

Jean is actually begging him, Diluc ik u hate the knights but this is an international investigation-

this is the closest Diluc has ever gotten to getting under Venti’s skin.

when he told him this at Angel’s while bartending, he just casually ofc said this, just his smug little smirk, and the anemo god cracked a glass and everything- esp when he said he tried ur cooking??

he's gotta start looking over his shoulder in the city bc not only is Venti stalking him, the entirety of Mondstadt’s citizens are glaring at him in envy everywhere he goes LMAOO

(Venti now has a bar glass or too on his tab to pay off as well)

mans is literally paying u in weapon/artifact materials/mora to make him lunch one day and Venti nearly lunges over the counter

(Diluc purposefully ate it in front of him 💀)

ur food is the ultimate, “u could make a religion out of this!” /ref

like Diluc fully gives u offerings of ingredients he can pay for shipping from other countries + along with regular materials after grinding in domains

does the rest of Mondstadt + the world find out where u are?

only if Diluc lets them tbh. LMFAO

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hope u have a great weekend and i did this little side story justice for you

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latinokaeya-moving · 2 years

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mutuals that don’t want to see me get unnecessarily angry over plot points in a dumb gacha game look away neow

anyways i think the point that frustrates me the most wrt the whole kaeya diluc situation is how often i’ve seen ppl be like “oh they both are equally to blame for their falling out/strained relationship now” or whatever which is like sooo crazy 2 me bc only one of them tried to kill the other in a fit of rage n grief and then proceeded to leave them out in the middle of a storm and then fucked off out of the country for like 4 years without warning but ofc NOT before literally selling their childhood home and leaving the other essentially homeless and with no further support systems. and then when they finally came back to take over the family business they just… never spoke abt that again. lol. like only one of them did all that stuff. but whatever. yeah. kaeya is totally the unreasonable and petty one

#x #kaeya is petty but like come on. [waves hand at his entire Thing] like maybe it’s bc he’s got tiniest bit more stressful things to worry abt #LIKE COME ONNNNN #was he most likely halfway to a death wish that day n so ridden w guilt abt his past that he was perhaps deliberately provoking diluc #knowing they were Both not in the most mentally wel of states seeing as their fucking DAD died. YES. Yes He Was #diluc still tried to kill him. and probsbly would’ve if kaeya didn’t get his vision in that exact moment #n then he sold their house… THEIR CHILDHOOD HOME…#and it’s unknown whether diluc deliberately had him disowned from the family name or if kaeya took that upon himself afterwards but like #either way… like who did kaeya have left after that other than like. his friendship w jean at the time or something #diluc had the righteous fury over the death of his father and the whole KoF corruption thing to fuel him and his conviction to become public #fatui enemy number one which. great for him but kaeya had to completely rebuild his life in mond… AGAINNNNN AUGHHHHH #and he would’ve been STILL a teen/barely a young adult at the time …#IDK IDC i’m a hater i don’t like diluc i don’t like the excuses made for him i don’t care abt ppl that use his tragic backstory as a crux #for his actions he’s so lame and still treats kaeya kinda awfully in canon even tho kaeya has multiple times expressed desire (even vaguely)#to be on better terms w him…. like whatever diluc can get over his victim complex thanks xx #LMAOOOO this is long sorry i’m soooo mad abt this but i’m totally normal now i promise. definitely.#gi posting #< for bl if u guys want

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actiniumwrites · 1 year

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Not sure if you’re taking request still but if you are was wondering if you could right abt reader hiding their fever from Tighnari or Diluc (or both)

𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑

synopsis: in which you try to hide your sickness from them, just trying to stay out of their way, except it doesn’t quite go to plan

characters: heizou, thoma, tighnari, dottore, and childe x gn!reader (separately)

warnings: angst to fluff, hurt/comfort, descriptions of being sick, a tiny bit of swearing, established relationships

notes: thanks for the request! i tried pretty hard to come up with something for diluc but i wasn’t able to so i just did tighnari. i also added in some other characters, hope that’s okay :) also reminder that this is a relatively old request and i’m not actively taking requests!

heizou:

you hadn’t intended to ever hide your sickness from him, honestly

you woke up with the incoming feeling of what you assumed was a fever. your temperature was high and you felt fatigued

still, when your red haired boyfriend came prancing into your shared bedroom excitedly shaking your shoulders begging you to join him on his day off, you felt as though you couldn’t refuse

he was just so happy and you didn’t want to ruin that, not when he had been so stressed recently

walking around ritou with him seemed to be alright

the weather wasn’t bad and he even took you to a few shops for some lunch and souvenirs

but as the time passed, your head felt dizzier and your eyes stung a bit. the red of the maple trees was blending with the blue of the sky and the shops around began to spin

“are you okay?” he had asked worriedly, noticing your eyes began to droop and the overall fatigue you seemed to be experiencing

he put a hand to your forehead and noticed the burning sensation and light sweat building quickly

“shit, you’re sick? why didn’t you say anything?” he asked as he began to rush you home. his arms were around you, steadying you against him

“you were so excited,” you mumble against his shoulder, “i didn’t wanna ruin that, but it looks like i did anyway.”

the detective’s heart ached as the words left your mouth, he couldn’t believe you would say something like that, “please don’t say that again. your health matters way more than my fun, don’t ever forget that.”

when you got home, you fell asleep quickly, all snuggled up in the warm covers

heizou dimmed the lights and brought some medicine and water to place on the table next to you for when you woke up

as he got in the bed with you, he made sure to pull the blankets snuggly over you and bring you closer to his chest and placing a small kiss to your forehead

“i love you,” he whispered before shutting his eyes and holding you close.

thoma:

thoma hadn’t asked you to help him with chores, but here you were…helping him with chores

although the weather was beautiful, it was spring and in influx of new leaves and all sorts of pollen was in the air and on the floors of the estate

you were kind enough to help your boyfriend out with all of the spring cleaning to prevent him from getting stressed

unfortunately, it only lead to you getting stressed and consequently sick

you had already felt the oncomings of sickness for the past week

from various headaches, lack of sleep, the inability to eat, all the way to a runny nose and sore throat — you knew it was only going to worsen, but still clung to the hope it was just spring allergies

still, you chose to help him anyway while also leaving out the details of your sickness

about two hours had passed since your last break before fatigue hit you hard. the rake you had been using to gather fallen flowers was now leaned against the wall

your arm was resting against the railing to balance yourself as you sat on the small set of stairs under the shade

“thoma,” you called out to him through shut eyes and rushed breaths, “i’m so sorry, i- i don’t think i can help you anymore.”

he ran to you almost instantly, dropping everything in his hands to check if you were okay

when he saw you weren’t, he rushed you inside to your guys’ shared room

“oh archons, i’m so sorry i didn’t notice! you really didn’t have to help me if you weren’t feeling good,” he apologized, urgently trying to help you

it was like that for hours after

he was constantly apologizing for not noticing and you could tell he truly felt bad

he even brought you fresh homemade soup and anything else you so desired. you name it, he got it

at the end of the day, he fell asleep alongside you, swearing to stay by you until you felt better.

he didn’t even care if he got sick. if it was for you, it was worth it

tighnari:

tighnari had been frustrated all week

you had noticed that almost instantaneously and even if you hadn’t, all of his grumbling, dark eye bags (which he never seemed to have), and the distance he was placing between you would have made it blatantly obvious

he didn’t seem himself as of late and that made you feel a bit down yourself

eventually it got to the point where his mood was dampening everyone else’s and you had fallen ill

the forest watcher was so stressed that he hadn’t even noticed

you had tried to tell him when he requested you help him with collecting samples of withered areas, but he was quick to shut you down before hearing you out, requesting that you, “please just help me without complaining.”

under normal circumstances, you would have told him off and not allowed him to dictate over you like that, but you weren’t feeling well at all and didn’t have the energy to argue

besides, it would only be an hour and a half right? you figured you could get through that

you should’ve known what you were getting into. your boyfriend always took longer than expected, though you hadn’t expected an hour and a half to turn into two, which then turned into three

when you realized the time, you began to ask to go home and just come back tomorrow. it was getting dark and was definitely a reasonable request of him

but tighnari wasn’t in the mood and he brushed you off, choosing not to answer your question

moments later, his equipment fell and broke — almost as if karma had struck him

he was never one to lose his cool so easily, but here he was yelling at nothing and kicking his bag over

when you had asked him to calm down, he refused and snapped at you too.

he didn’t mean it — you knew that, but you couldn’t help but feel like he did. like he meant to snap at you and that all his anger was somehow your fault

mixed with the fatigue and shivers from your now fully developed fever, your eyes drooped and you fell forward into unconsciousness

hours had passed before you awoke. but when you did, you found tighnari right by your side handing you a cup of water and some of his homemade medicine

“i’m so sorry,” he started quickly, stumbling over his words as he tried to apologize, “i was so selfish forcing you to go with me. i mean, what kind of boyfriend doesn’t even notice when their partner is sick?”

you cough before responding, “you were a little harsh, but it’s okay now. you were just stressed and no one was around to help you out when you needed it, so don’t feel too bad okay?”

he nodded sadly and fell against your lap, still guilt-stricken by his lack of awareness and clouded mind from just a mere few hours ago

he would take the next week off he decided. taking care of you was more important and he had a lot of making up to do

dottore:

you weren’t surprised the doctor had failed to recognize the fact that you were sick

while he was a doctor, he wasn’t one that cared for his patients or anyone besides himself

when he had called you to his lab early one morning to aid him in some lab work, you knew there was no chance of it ending well

you loved him, you really did, but your boyfriend was pushy. and when his mind was set on something, it became the most important thing to him

today he had asked for your assistance in his lab for whatever new experiment he had conjured up this time

initially, you refused as you weren’t feeling well and didn’t have the energy

but, as aforementioned, dottore is a stubborn man and wouldn’t take no for an answer

“dottore, i’m not feeling we—“ you tried to argue with him

“ah ah, i do not care what excuse you have this time. i need your help and only your help.”

he didn’t even hear you out

so you sucked it up and helped him

about an hour had passed when you began feeling strained

back and forth of reaching for different materials and finding information for him became too much

“can we just take a break?” you breathed out heavily, immune system weak from your sickness

“no, what did i tell you? it is imperative that we do not stop until this is finished,” he stops for a moment, tone softening as he turns to you, “i’ll take you out to that place you’ve been wanting to try later, i promise. just, help me with this and we can go.”

you smile at the offer, happy he was finally making the time to go out with you, but it wasn’t enough

as soon as he asked for the next object, your dizziness kicked in as your neck craned to see it up on the high shelves of his lab

and the next thing dottore heard was a thud with you on the ground

“dottore… i can’t— i’m so sorry,” tears pool at your eyes as your fever worsens

he helps you up with a stern look, his arms wrapped around yours as he pulls you closer to inspect your face, “why didn’t you tell me you were sick?”

“are you serious? i did tell you! you didn’t listen to me,” you exclaim

dottore softens in the way he only does around you, quietly offering you an apology and his coat to warm up your shivering body “i apologize, my love. i should not have been so neglectful of my own partner.”

he’s careful as he carries you to your shared bed and wraps you up:

“how about that restaurant? i’ll pick up whatever you want.”

childe:

sometimes childe can be a literal child. you knew that when the two of you began dating. sometimes you minded, other times you didn’t

he had a way of nagging when he wanted things and whining when he didn’t get them

you hadn’t gotten out of bed all morning and childe was getting impatient, hoping you would spar with him today for fun

you didn’t bother to tell him you were sick, thinking that he’d eventually realize later in the day

but childe was having one of those days and didn’t have a care in the world for anyone but himself

he came in to your shared room and collapsed on you, completely missing the pained grunt you let out as complaints flew left and right out of his mouth

things like: “spar with me, please!” and “c’mon we haven’t challenged each other in so long!” among many other complaints

he was right, it had been along time. and while you didn’t exactly want to spar with him today, you figured if you just indulged him for one round he would let it go

so you got up and got your equipment desperately trying to ignore the pounding of your headache

childe was beaming with excitement as he kissed your cheek and ran out to grab his equipment

when you got outside to join him, the chilly wind of snezhnaya bit at your skin and made your nose run faster than it had been before

childe quickly went in for a few hits, you dodged them and countered him quickly

it seemed to increase his determination as he charged at you effectively hitting you in the side

you didn’t let it affect you too much, aside from a bit of coughing which your boyfriend had chalked up to being from the impact of the hit

you had only lasted ten minutes longer before he landed one last hit, knocking you to the ground

“oh, c’mon! that one wasn’t even that bad. don’t tell me you can’t handle a hit that weak!” he laughed, just teasing you

you bent over on your hands and knees, violently coughing as tears poured out from your eyes

“hey hey hey, what’s wrong?” childe panicked as he dropped to his knees next to you with one hand placed on your back to support you

his hand reached your forehead, feeling a burning sensation, “woah, you’re burning up! why didn’t you tell me you were sick?”

“you were—“ you were cut off by your coughs, “so excited to spar. i figured if i just indulged you for a round or two i’d be fine…”

“hey, you didn’t have to do that,” he said softly, “i would’ve understood if you just told me. i care more about you than fighting, you know that.”

childe picked you up quickly and brought you back inside your shared home and to your bed, wrapping you up cozily under the covers before joining you

“childe, no— you’ll get sick,” you tried to push him away.

he smiled and firmly placed a kiss on your lips,“oh c’mon, when have i ever cared about that?”

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sh1-n0bu · 7 months

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𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔲’𝔰 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 2023!

day 14: sensory deprivation with diluc from genshin impact

warnings: sensory deprivation, blindfold, bondage, mouth gag, handjob, orgasm denial

notes: first time writing abt diluc in smexy way lessgooooo

diluc was never one to get kinky in the bedroom. if anything, your lover preferred soft and slow sex — lazy sex, if you will — with a few bondages or blindfolds thrown in here and there. when had one too many drinks and playing “spill your guts” with kaeya and rosaria, they made a bet in front of you that you can’t ever get diluc to do more than just that.

and what did your drunk ass do? accept the bet of course.

it was a but confusing at first. despite saying that you wanted to take your bedroom experiences with your fiance to the next level, you… also lacked in knowledge of kinks and bdsm. which led you to borrow a book about it from lisa’s library. to which, the ever so smug witch teased you at.

flipping through the guide for kinks book, you came across many things. ones that seemed vanilla and could work to you two. ones that made you cringe. ones that made you literally shut the book, place it down and walk in circles around the room because why would anyone be into being fucked when threatened? aka, fear kink.

to say that the rest of what little innocence you had left had flew out the window would be an understatement.

but after losing so many brain cells and sacrificing your shreds of sanity, you came to a conclusion. ‘sensory deprivation’ — a kink in which you take away your partner’s senses for a moment to heighten their pleasure. sounds simple, sweet and pleasurable. considering diluc was already into bondage, it could work.

now what remained was on how to bring it up to him…

yes, you also lost a lot of brain cells trying to come up with a way to bring up the kink to him. just saying it on a peaceful dinner or lunch would be awkward. during cuddling is basically impossible since your overworked fiance drops dead the moment he feels the warmth of your embrace.

good thing your forgetful self left the book on your nightstand to which your sharp lover had found. just reading the title written on the hardcover book was enough to make the young lord cough and hide the flush of his cheeks. you were not the one to bring up the topic first. your lover, who’s face was burning hotter and hotter by the second, was.

by the time you two finally managed to come to an agreement that yes, you two will try sensory deprivation, the room was already significantly warmer than it was before. a result of your fiance’s vision.

hands tied behind his back, a ball gag placed securely in his mouth and a blindfold over his eyes. in a way, diluc was glad for the blindfold. if he were to ever take a glance of himself in such a compromising position or to meet your eyes, he was sure that he might set something on fire. literally.

he could hear you shuffling around the room. his other senses being temporarily restricted caused his hearing to be more hyper than before. every little breathe, shuffle of the sheets, he heard them all. and it caused his heart to beat faster in his chest, excited, nervous and most definitely aroused judging by his cock standing hard and weeping pre.

the gentle hug with your chest to his back catches him by surprise, jolting slightly in place with a muffled grunt.

“sorry. did i scare you?” you ask, peppering kisses on the freckles littered on his shoulder. he shakes his head ‘no’, wanting to assure you with his words but forgetting the ball gag in his mouth. so, he simply settles on nodding or shaking his head instead.

“can i touch you ‘luc? do you mind?” you ask again, nails grazing against his naval slowly. although you may not have intended it, diluc felt teased by your hand ghosting over his member but never touching it. the red head nods, soft and curly hair locks draping over his back. how he always manages to look so beautiful so effortlessly makes you jealous sometimes.

placing soft kisses on his neck, whispering praises of how he was such a sweet and considerate lover for agreeing to try this new thing together, sweet nothings about how you were the luckiest person on earth for having such a wonderful man for a fiance, you slowly rub his pre over his tip. he was already breathing hard and you hadn’t even started yet.

“mmngh—!” a sharp whine and a startled sound comes from diluc when the cold lube dribbled on his cock, hips twitching in a sharp motion that made him seem like he wanted to get away. but he eventually calmed down and relaxed back into you when you soothed him with more sweet nothings, spreading the lube over his cock gently.

archons, has your hand always felt this good or was it him being pent up? he could no longer focus on your words but only on your hand. your hand that’s wrapped around his member, pumping him slowly. ever so often, your thumb would pay a little bit of extra attention to his tip or the sensitive underside of the tip. each time, without fail, diluc’s muffled moans would get a bit louder.

not so long after, he was completely relaxed in your arms. leaning his back against your chest, spreading his legs open just a little bit more for you each time your hand would slow down. muffled moans and words coming from behind his ball gag, he could feel the tightening in his stomach the more your thumb massaged that one spot under his tip. he was so deeply lost in the feeling, in your hand, in your scent, in your presence that he was desperately trying to fuck himself into your closed fist.

maybe that’s why you wanted to be just a little bit mean to him. the more erratic his hips moved, the more his legs tried to close around your hand before remembering his place and opening his legs wider, the more debauched his sounds got, you knew he was close to coming. and when the damn nearly burst and he could enjoy the blissful feeling of his orgasm washing over himself, you let go of his cock. making the hardened member hit his stomach softly.

“mmngh! unngh!! ghuuck!” the red head lets out a loud, shrill sounding whines. hips twitching in place to try and chase after your hand, chase after that blinding feeling of finally coming on your hand. that feeling that fills his heart and stomach with a fuzzy warm feeling as you coo soft praises into his ear.

in response, you only chuckled softly, placing your hands on the inside of his flexing thighs. that only worsened his whining.

“not yet, honey. i wanna delay it just a little bit, okay?” you coo, hands massaging his inner thighs, naval and around his leaking pitiful cock but never touching it. all he could hope for was for you to be kind on him.

and yes, you definitely won that bet.

#nobu.writes #sub genshin #sub genshin impact #sub!genshin #sub!genshin impact #sub diluc #sub!diluc #sub character #sub!character #genshin impact x reader smut #genshin impact smut #diluc x reader smut #diluc smut #dom gn reader #x dom reader #dom reader #dom!reader #gender neutral reader #nobu’s kinktober 2023

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zushikiss · 1 year

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the way i love you

summary ; how the genshin boys love you !

warnings ; talk abt bruises and wounds in diluc (no vague description), mentions of death and fighting in xiao, again nothing vague

pairings ; scaramouche, diluc, xiao

notes ; making this took so long goodbye, ginawa ko to kasi ayaw ko pa mag aral (send help)

─ SCARAMOUCHE

scaramouche loves you like the world is gonna end tomorrow.

to him loving you is crucial to his daily life, he fell in love with the way you kept talking to him even if he ignored you, sometimes even abruptly telling you that you should go do something else.

he always thought of himself as someone uncapable of loving another, yet you taught him how to love not only you, but himself.

he accepted all his flaws and the atrocities he did in the past, got over them and attempted to fix his wrong doings, it wasn't a quick nor easy process but you made it easier.

telling him how instead of dwelling over his past and the things he did, he should focus on the present and try to be a better person, and so he did. thanks to everyone but specially you.

scaramouche loves you with his all everyday, he of all people knows nothing lasts, but he hopes that this does.

─ DILUC

diluc loves you to no end.

he'd drop anything if you needed him, he'd spend all his mora for something you wanted, he'd make sure you felt loved daily, that you were assured that he would be here for you, everyday.

perhaps, he evens cuts his job as the dark knight hero a little earlier than usual in hopes to catch you before you go to bed, he wants to bask in your warmth and comfort all he can.

he loves the way you tend to his wounds after battle with a frown on your face, and with no fail you'd scold him afterwards, and as always you'd end your little lecture with a

"sorry luc, its just that i'm really worried for you.. please be more careful out there, i can't lose you."

that's when he realized just how much you truly loved and cared for him, he hugged you afterwards kissing your cheek, he knows you're not trying to stop his nightly battles, rather you're trying to get him to be more wary of the bruises and wounds he get because you care for him.

that alone makes him so happy.

he's familliar with loss, and he knows the both of you won't live forever so he tries to give you his all everyday.

─ XIAO

xiao loves you gently.

he loves you, fully but he doesn't want to hurt you, he's been fighting all his life, all his life has been full of battle, for once he wants to settle down and be happy.

he feels glad you're able to understand and accept his duties as a yaksha, though he does feel happy he doesn't understand it, how can someone like you love someone like him? he who spent his life killing.

and once he has asked the question, your answer only made him love you more, xiao is ready to come at your every call, wether it be necessary or not, he's ready for anything.

he'll feel extra special if you call him when you're in danger, the amount of trust you put in him is surreal, that alone has him weak to his knees.

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queen-of-scissors · 1 year

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I saw your "god of the multiverse" thing where reader tells them abt the other games theyve played and i just-- JFJSJFJEBOFJSNFEOFN I AM JUMPING SO HARD ON THIS HYPE TRAIN--

I only have two words for you.

Among. Us.

You're welcome.

BUT LIKE FR FR THO-- HOW WOULD THEY REACT?? Since the entire thing is literally cooperate or die for crewmate, or Eat Hot Chip And Lie / Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss for imp

And like, imagine them being named Dolos or Apate as a new epithet if they enjoy lying as crewmate to stir the pot or just regular lying as imp (dolos was the spirit of trickery, apate was the personification of deceit-- you can make either kaeya, albedo, ruebedo or dain give the title since theyre all from khanriah)

Or like-- they could also be rlly uncomfy with being imp and just being a model crewmate and they could be given the epithet Eleos or Anteros because of it

Just-- THSKFJSKDJWJ soooo many possibilities for reader/creator

And like-- oh my gOD IMAGINE THEM TRYING TO MAKE THE ACOLYTES PLAY IT AHAHAHA

The murder?? Theres gonna be a LOT

Sorry if there was a lot, i just rlly enjoy what you've written so far!! Have a nice day :))

GOOD SHİT GOOD SHİT THATS SUM GOOD SHİT RİGHT THERE!!!!

First, explaing the game.

Everyones reactions will be diffrent about it, no matter how you explain it;

The scared ones

Noelle, Diluc (brother flashbacks),Barbara, Bennett, Razor (lupical PROTEC lupical!! NO KİLL), sucrose, Jean, Yelan (you... Kill your friends??)

The impressed ones

Kaeya, Childe, Venti, Hu Tao, Yanfei (sees it as a usefull skill), zhongli (MF is impressed by anything u do smh), Lisa, Ei, Yae miko

The confused ones (what why would you?)

Ganyu, Xiao, Diluc, İtto (doesn't even understand the rules), kuki shinobu, Kazuha

"İ WANNA TRY!!! oh wait does this count as blasphemy-"

Childe, Venti, Albedo, KLEE (actually thinks it like a game), Yelan (ok since you said its not actually killing them i wanna try), İTTO, Nahida (knows its a game), Heizou

Now if we were the imposter you are right. İt doesnt matter if you are bad at it, they are going to call you as some god that has been assosiated with trickery.

İ wrote a story about it. But didn't make the reader as imposter because no one wouldn't dare to say you are an imposter. Even as a joke

ESPECİALLY if it was a traitor!AU. Tough im not sure that they would even play if that were the case

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İ made the story of how you got the title a bit long, i hope you like it :)

More under the cut!

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"Have you guys ever played 'vampire'?"

Your voice echoed in the throne room, they looked confused, they weren't expecting your answer to be another question.

You were bored out of your mind. Watching people come and go in the room just for them to ask for your guidance about daily stuff was a pain, both phsicaly and emotionaly. So you opened your phone to get a bit of a downtime while no one was there to ask for your divine wisdom.

"Forgive my rudeness, Your highness. But... What does that have to do with it?" Said Albedo, who got there for your divine wisdom.

"You asked what i was doing in my device, so in order for me to answer, you must for answer my question."

"Vampires..." He mumbled "aren't those imaginary, humanoid monsters that drink blood to survive?"

"Ah, ok. i see that you never played."

"Play what exactly?"

"So its a game about a group of villagers trying to find a vampire/werewolf among them.

You choose one host, and that person controlls the whole game, The other players all close their eyes and the host walks among them, and picks a vampire.

Each night, the vampire chosses someone to kill and that person is eleminated, and each day, the other players try to find the vampire and kill them.

İf they choose the wrong person that person is also eliminated."

Acolytes look at eachother, that sounds so fun?!(deffinetly not the kill eachother without killing eachother one is the reason not at aaaallll)

"Ohh, İ see," Kaeya said, impressed "so this game also tests you ability to not get caught and lie, as well as finding lies. This is interesting!"

"...turnes out, you might have a chance after all, since the creator favors imposters and all." Diluc half whispered to him.

Lets pretend we didn't hear him for his sake.

"Yeah so on my phone im playing it but this version is harder."

"OHHH i wanna try!" Klee said exitedly!

Jean stoped her "Klee, the creators device is a holy one, so we cant just ask them to give it to us for our desires."

"Actually i dont mind! Does anyone else wanna play?"

The smartest yandere ones were having a light yagami moment ("if i agree to play they might think im a murderer and discard me but if i don't play they will think im avoiding these types of games because im a murderer myself and i would get discarded again. Oh i know, i will wait someone to take the bait and say 'of everyone is playing then i will too' then no one will suspect me hahahahHAHAHA İTS ALL ACORDİNG TO PLAN-)

"İm... Sorry your Grace but... İ think i will just watch." The depressed Yaksha said, he hates to dissapoint you but he doesnt want to kill people that he concidered friends, even if its fake.

Zhongli looked at you and his gaze softened.

"İ shall join if Your highness would join as well."

"But of course!!" There is no way you're going to miss THİS OPPORTUNİTY.

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The game.

This isn't the game where you taught them how to play. (Which... Took like.... 3 whole days. İm not writing that)

Yae and Venti (a dangerous duo smh) asked for your permision to make the event prised. You agreed, this might make things more fun! They didn't told you what it was though.

PLAYERS: ChildE, Bombombaku (Klee), windbornbard (Venti), foxlady (Yae miko), Rockhead (zhongli(venti messed it up)), (your choise of player name), COOLGUY (itto), Al Haitham, Ei, Dreamy (Nahida)

İt started as you being a crewmate. The god team were immediatly on your side, attempting to keep an eye on you. But as soon as you shot them an angry glare from across the room, they left you alone.

you were a bit worried that the imposter was going to get too scared and not kill you for the whole game just because you are the creator, and having the gods in Real life be at your Side even in the game might scare them even more.

You watched as rockhead leave the caffeteria, Ei going to the opposite direction from him. But windbornbard did not move at all. Not even an inch.

You made your character walk up to him, wondering if he is having connection problems, just as you tried to get him to move, he killed you and ran away.

..... That smart mother fu-

Honestly, you weren't mad at all, (just a bit if you game rage alot like me) because this could help to ease tention in the first few rounds.

You followed windbornbard a little, wondering if he is going to get another kill. You both passed the boiler room and through security camera room. Seeing other players and fake tasking.

DEAD BODY FOUND

Your toughts were cut short as they discovered COOLGUY's body.

Windbornbard gasped "the creator is dead?!"

Your throne room was filled with whispers, and angry mumbling, completely forgetting that COOLGUY is also dead (poor itto).

"Who would dare such a thing?! İ tought the gods were going to be at their Side the whole game!" ChildE said panicing, as if you actually got killed.

Al haitham picked on quickly, "if there was an agreement on protecting them. That can only mean that one of the archons is the traitor."

"Maybe, both of the imposters are gods?" Foxlady spoke in her teasing voice, profably to see Ei's reaction. "After all, theres only one way that they can get away with this, trap them and leave no witnesses behind."

"What you are saying is unlikely," Dreamy objected. "if that were the case, one of the archons would be dead as well, as all of us promised to protect them, one of us would have to witness the murder and the second imposter would kill the other god."

"Uhhhh... Guys?? İm also dead??? HELLO???"

Rockhead cutted in. "Sadly, we cant make any assumptions on who killed our creator, since we all parted ways to do our tasks by ourselves when..." He trailed off in the end, Coughing to hide his emberrasment, he didnt want to admit that he got scared.

"Then im voting to skip the vote." Windbornbard said. Someone find this man, you can't deal with his smug face if he wins!!

And thus, everyone skiped the meeting an no one got voted out.

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Next round you decided to do your tasks. That might help the crew a bit. While you go through the corridors you noticed Al haitham and windbornbard is going to somewhere together, and its not the first time you caught them walking Side by side. You're not sure if Al haitham got suspicious of venti or he is an imposter as well. Either way its an interesting duo. Maybe you should check the cameras.

You went to security room and looked through.

Blockhead was standing in the corridor, watchin Ei from a distance.

ChildE was avoiding everyone, immideatly leaving if the room has a player inside, he is taking it so seriously, he is profably not an imposter, you thought.

Klee was getting in and out of the rooms, Following random people and waiting just besides the door. İt suspicious but it could be that she is just exited to play.

You closed the security camera window, and looked across the real world room instead.

İtto placed the phone you gave him to his side and crossed his arms, pouting because he was the first one to die. Trying to look at other peoples phones from where he stood, to find the other imposter.

You could see the sweats forming at zhongli's forehead. He was SUPER concentrated. Why was he, amongst all of the other acolytes, being so serious about it anyway?

You looked at the traitor, who realised you were looking at him and smiled at you. You smiled back, at least one of them is having fun!

Suddenly his smile grew bigger and went back to his phone. Uh-oh he has an idea doesnt he.

EMERGENCY MEETİNG

"AL HAİTAM STOP FOLLOWİNG ME" he partly screamed.

"You misunderstand me, i was just following to make sure you are not a traitor."

"Oh realy?! Then explain why while we were in the room to the east, the doors were locked and you started to chase me?"

"...that did not happen."

Foxlady cutted in "now that you mention it, i do remember that one of the rooms that had my tasks was blocked by a door."

"İM VOTİNG AL HAİTHAM" windbornbard said. İts all going acording to plan hehehehehe. Some other started to back him up as well.

"Wait."

Everyone in the room turned to Blockhead.

"İ understand that all the evidence seems to be targeting hım. But i know my bard friend here for quite long, i can tell when he is being serious." He looked at windbornbard, "could it be that you are trying to blame Al Haitham for your crimes against our creator?"

"You seem to have quite the imagination old friend" he said calmly, imitiating him "it is as you say, we've known eachother for a few thousand years after all. So i too, can read your emotions."

Venti once again turned to you "your highness said so themselves, it is just a game afterall, so theres no need for me to treat it as a war between rivals. Of course im not in my serious mood."

He turned back to him "now thats out of the way, i must ask, why did you gets so offensive and tried to protect Al Haitham? Kind of... What was the world? SUS? don't you think?"

You almost burst out laughing, it was so funny hearing it from him, he sounded like a grandpa who is learning internet lingo, despite his youmg voice.

"Are you suggesting that, i am the one who killed the creator?"

"Now i didn't say that, you could be the one that killed 'COOLGUY', since you have strick policies when it comes to the creator."

They glared at eachother while Ei voiced her opinion. "What bard sais sounds very belivable, while mr Zhongli also made a convincing point. İ suggest that we vote Al Haitham, and if he does turn out to be an imposter, we can figure out from there."

"Well, it seems i can't get myself out of this one even if i try. İt was a very fun game." Haitham sighed. He accepted defeat, just like that? This isn't like him.

"İ expected for you to fight a bit more over this, not gonna lie"

"İ was more interested in the gameplay, rather than the prize itself. So being able to see the working mechanics was enough for me."

"Ah i see, maybe i can teach you sometime?" You asked innocently, not caring of the angry glares that turned to him as soon as you said that.

"İ belive the academia would bother us as soon as we got out, so that wouldnt be productive." He crossed his arms, knowing that this knowladge could profably get him killed. "But i do appriciate the tought, thank you, your highness"

Everyone hold their breath as the result was written in the stars.

AL HAİTHAM WAS THE İMPOSTER

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Everyone, including the ghosts stayed in the positions they spawned in. What now? Do they do an emergency meeting again and vote zhongli off? But is this right to assume right away? Should they wait a bit longer for evidence?

Before the meeting cooldown ends, everyone finally made up their mind. They all went back to their tasks.

You almost finished all of them, but the bar was only half full. Acolytes are too busy trying to find the last imposter that everyone seem to forget doing tasks causes instant win.

This round was worse, the lights go out, random doors closing and opening, causing panic among people, but venti was nowhere to be seen. Maybe he is doing this because he paniced, He has to kill 6 players all by himself afterall.

EMERGENCY MEETİNG

Ei, Klee and Dreamy died

"hOLY shit- 3 people died?!" İtto screamed.

"This can only mean one thing.." childE said, he was the one that pressed the meeting button. "Mr. Zhongli, care to explain?"

Everyone in the room looked at both of them

"İm not sure what you mean, Childe, would you be as kind as to enlighten me?" He said calmly, but it was obvious that he was getting irritated.

"The whole round, the rooms were randomly opening and closing. İ can tell that was a trap to create confusion, windbornbard has experianced the same thing. Only the smart ones that are experianced with faking their identities can think of this trick."

Oh this was a personal attack-

"İ agree with your opinion, however, i suggest that you choose the next words carefully, afterall, there is only 3 players left. İf we happen to fail finding the imposter now. We might not win this game."

Foxlady stoped both of them, realising this conversation contains topics from Real life"now now, lets not fight, even though the prize is grand, it is just a game after all."

Yeah what is the prize anyway?

She added "But i must say, what you said is quite right, only the ones that has an experiance to fake their identities can in fact create confusion skillfully"

"See? She agrees with me-"

"Hey now, have some manners. Don't you know that it's rude to interrupt while a lady is speaking?" She teased. ChildE cursed himself for being overly exited while she continued;

"However, the reasoning for you to claim blockhead- ah i meant Mr Zhongli- is an imposter is not realy a strong one. Since everyone in this room have experianced acting as another person."

Venti jumped in "yeah, aren't YOU the one that uses a fake identity in the first place? Harbinger of shneznaya?"

"How curious," zhongli added "blaming people is exactly what the imposter would do. İf i hadn't known better, i would have said that you are the imposter that is trying to cover up."

Yae raised a Brow "hmm? Do you have something else to say?"

"Not that it matters of course, but i have noticed that my usually talkative friend seem to be rather silent." He eyed Venti "And we have accused hım for being an imposter before."

"İm just watching, as you guys make this whole game about yourselves. İ have been having fun with my tasks!"

"Oh realy?" Yae teased, "what was the last task that you have done?"

"İ... Uh... The wires?"

"Which ones?"

"İn the.... Upper part of the ship."

"İs there even wires on there?"

"Yes there is! İ meant the caffeteria!"

"You were having fun with matching colors? My aren't you childish~"

"İ uhh well- you asked me the last task i've done! Not my favorite one!"

"Why are you stuttering bard?" Zhongli pressed on.

"You never got questioned by the shrine Maiden?! She is scary" he whispered

"Of course not, unlike you, i am not someone that causes trouble."

"OH come on! Why are you all mean to me all of a sudden?!"

"Yeah im voting him." Said childE.

"İm only voting for you because you told me im scary and that hurt my feelings" she laughed.

"Well, Barbatos, any last words?"

"İ was sooo close, thats not fair ;;"

WİNDBORNBARD WAS THE İMPOSTER.

Crewmates win!!

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Childe stoped you from leaving. "Your highness, do you have a moment?"

"İ guess? What is it?"

"Since this competition doesnt realy have öne winner. How do we know who won?"

"Zhongli, Yae miko and you won, because all of you survived untill the end."

"....does that mean you will go on a date with all of us..?"

"Wait what-? A date??"

"Fox lady said that the winner is going to have a date with you."

"İ DİDN'T KNOW THAT????"

"THEY DİDNT TOLD YOU?!"

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The whole tevat was mourning their loss. The day you were killed by the hands of someone they knew you held dear, there were offerings to your shrine, silent appologies were made.

The weather was rainy, as the world cried with your followers.

This is the scene you were greated with as you walked towards the shrine that made for you, after giving the winner the... Prize...

"Uhh guys.. im not dead?"

"Sometimes we can still hear their voice..."

Your acolytes was eternaly happy for your short visit ("guys i didn't leave-"). You never died. Anyone could still feel your presence when they looked at the sky, to the infinity.

You are the

İnfinity.

The undying one...

"Oh your Grace welcome how have you been? :D"

"The game was fun and all, but do you guys have to make everything dramatic?"

"Speaking of the game, were you the one that found the imposter? But got killed because of it? "

"Man i wish. Maybe next time i won't die immediatly!"

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#genshin sagau #sagau #sagau brainrot #self aware genshin #sagau x reader #genshin impact sagau #genshin isekai #genshin impact venti #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #yandere genshin x reader #genshin cult au #genshin imagines #among us

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minminho0 · 1 year

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◈Empty promises◈

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-Angst ~ No comfort

Summary: No matter how sweet his words and promises are, you knew deep down that its just bluff.

Gender: Female

Warnings: Cheating, Neglect, bad writing skills, toxic relationship, leaving without telling a word[thats all i think]

A/n: This story is inspired by @myyaworld

I hope you enjoy~!

(Feel free to correct my grammar)

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It was honestly pretty tiring, sleeping, waking up, and eating without him by your side.

He barely comes home!

You grew tired but you hold on because you thought he will change and you loved him to much.

'Dear Diluc, '

You send him letter every single day but you never get nothing in return to the point that you think that the letters never reached him.

You finally grew suspicious when your friend(a worker of his) told you thats hes not coming home to you cuz hes too busy fucking other womens to even think abt you.

You remembered that back then he also cheated on you but asked for forgiveness and said those empty promises he made.

"I promise i will never do it again! Please forgive me!"

"I can never think my life without you"

"I love you, only you! Those other women meant nothing to me"

And blah blah blah

He made so many empty promises that you cant even remember the last time he kept one.

One day, when he went out to go to work. You saw he forgot his lunch and decided that you can bring it to him.

You went to his bar but before you can even go inside, you saw through the window him with another woman sitting on his lap.

You were stunned but not suprised

You kind of expected this but not so soon..

Its only been 1 month since his last cheat..

Ig it already turned into a routine, a cycle...

Diluc cheating

You finding out

Diluc asking for forgiveness

You forgive him

He gives you affection for 1 week

Then suddenly act like strangers

He cheats

Then the cycle repeats..again..again...and again..

It all started when you two got married

He wasn't like this before..

Back then..

He always makes time for you even if its just short..

He pampers you with affection everyday

You always go to bed snuggled on him

You eat with him

You hang out with him

And etc.

But now?

Why?

Did he got bored of you after 6 years of being together?

Well..you cant blame him, after 6 years with being with someone and always drowning yourself with work, of course he got tired and wanted to try someone new..

You got tired of this cycle

You patiently waited for him for years but in the end..you got nothing but lies.

You were so..delusional..and always at your own little world thinking things thats probably not possible..

Thats why, you get your hopes up for nothing.

'Dear Diluc,'

You wrote Diluc one final letter..

You were done, you were hurt

You were leaving him for good

You wrote at the letter on

how unhappy you both are

How it good if you both seperate ways

How you wont be coming back

How your hurt

Everything you felt

You put it all there..

But you didn't tell him that your moving to liyue..

Your mother needs assistant and asked you to help her when your free, you accepted and will be leaving in a few minutes...

You left the letter at the counter, where it is visible when he comes home.

You started packing your things on a suitcase.

You left your ring

You left everything that he gave you so you wont feel in dept.

You put on your coat and headed out the door.

You gave one last look at the house before leaving for good.

You were finally free.

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*Masterlist*

Heyy i hope you enjoyed it!

Sorry its a bit short!🫠

-January 23 2023

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throwaway-yandere · 2 years

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His Ice Fishing Buddy (Yandere!Childe/Reader)

A/n: id get accused of favoritism if i didn't write a childe fic ehe. I already wrote a fic where my current dps-es ayaka and ayato are there, would be weird if I didn't write my previous main dps lmao. sorry my tartar sauce boy. This is part 1/3(?) of the short fic "Soldier, Poet, King" (which is yandere Childe, Thoma, and Diluc respectively). Ps: I'm gonna make some stuff abt Varka's "family" cause we still don't have enough info on him lol

An actually reliable synopsis this time wow: reader vents out frustrations and childe listens w/ added bantering

Gn!reader

Cw: It's a really mild/soft & wholesome short yandere fic. Also, I likely have a different characterization for Tartaglia haha… I'm more used to his character in the voice lines so this might not have that "hey girlie~" vibes to it, I'm sorry (´-﹏-`；). Implied yan!Diluc & yan!Thoma/reader.

Parts:

Soldier (You're here), Poet, King

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If you asked (Y/n) (L/n) who Tartaglia was, they would tell you that he's nothing more than a pampered kid who got scolded by the Millileth.

If you asked (Y/n) (L/n) who Ajax was, they would tell you that he's the best fishing buddy they ever had.

In hindsight, you are correct. But that's only because you've never had any other fishing buddies to begin with, so there's no competition for him.

You loved fishing around Dragonspine's west end, close to the road that connects Liyue and Mondstadt but far enough to see both civilizations. You were viewed by the Fishing Association as a lone wolf yet beloved "cousin," the type that only came by on holidays to dish out trinkets to the family. That was your place in the group, and they regarded you with plenty of endearments.

Everyone in the association was ecstatic when they received a half-frozen letter from Tommy, penned by yours truly, which detailed a new fishing companion.

Although, when they read your tales about him, it seems as if this new partner of yours is just as unhinged as you are.

"Have you ever wondered how it would feel like to be a fish?" You asked before you cast your line.

You kept going while smiling. "It would be nice, wouldn't it? To feel happy when you're drowning. To sink in and just… not be affected by what's up there. Kinda cool. I mean, fish can drown in certain ways, but still..."

He looked at you with a mixture of bemusement and sympathy. Ajax mentally reasoned that having long chats must be a family characteristic for the Imunlaukr Clan.

"Are you alright, comrade?" Ajax asked. He wrapped his scarf around your neck, but the effect was nearly nonexistent. You are used to this cold as much as he is, but considering how he's a full-pledged Snezhnayan man, he's likely to be more resilient.

Still, it made your lips quirk up for a second. It's the thought that counts, right?

Ajax had always struck you as a kindred spirit. His odd fascination with fighting turned you off at first, but he has a compelling and charismatic presence. Yet, Ajax is far from a playboy. His pickup lines are rarely memorable and they hardly ever stick. Quite frankly, you thought his flirtatious jokes were enough proof that he's likely to die alone.

The man is uber-fixated on becoming stronger in such a nerdy way, which is kind of contradictory. He boasts that he's strong but seems to flail around in the hopes of achieving whatever the hell "world domination" entails.

In short, Ajax is a paper tiger in your eyes. Both in flirting AND combat.

"Never better," you replied sarcastically.

"Have you eaten lunch?"

You pointed at your half-eaten frozen... charcoal discarded in front of your humble tent.

He initially mistook that you were pointing to the letter written by an Inazuman fisherman rather than the hazardous garbage that was strewn about. Ajax's nose scrunched.

With his siblings and acquaintances, he provides them with sugarcoated words when it comes to cooking. It matters not if the scales are flakey and toasted to bitterness similar to ground coffee. But this? This, however...

"I get that it may just be my preferences talking, but it doesn't look very palatable. Don't you realize that food is like weaponry? You need to consume things that are beneficial for the body. Damn. How are you going to keep your promise of 'not dying until Ajax conquers the world' when you live like this?"

"Oh, please stop. You sound like my mother." You grimaced. "Who said you need to be a master chef to fry a fish? You just need to be moderate at arson!"

That last sentence explained a lot.

Ajax laughed boisterously. "C-Comrade, you couldn't even fry the fish right."

"Oi! Shut up. You're scaring the fish away." You grumbled. "The rain just stopped and the fish aren't coming back. So be quiet."

"I'd be afraid too if that sad charcoal is my fate."

"Just shut up."

"Amuse me: were you cooking for yourself or were you just crafting fish baits?–"

"SHUSH."

Tartaglia would have offered you a big supper in Liyue under normal circumstances. During combat, he had fleeting thoughts about pampering you with the dishes and clothing you deserved. He can see you dress up just for him holding his arm as you both enter the establishment so vividly. Tartaglia could hear your laughter fill the air as you mispronounce different Liyue cuisines.

He felt hollower each time he snapped out of his daydreams and remembered your patched and ragged clothes in this unforgiving climate

However, Ajax desired to uphold this image you had of him. Even if your cheap lifestyle is slightly killing the banker's insides.

"Hey, why don't you eat something in Mondstadt? My treat."

You gazed up, confused.

"Why?"

"There's no way you haven't missed a good, juicy, meaty steak," Ajax said, his voice similar to a burlesque salesman. "Plus, I'll accompany you on your trip. The road's teeming with hilichurls compared to this dead place. There'll be plenty of fights waiting for me if I accompany you, so why not?"

As long as no one saw Ajax's mask, no one would shun him for being a Harbinger. He had already sent directives for the Fatui stationed in Mondstadt not to approach him on this little date.

The only problem is Master Diluc…

Why didn't he exposed that he's a Fatui Harbinger yet?

You rolled your eyes. "Why not? The reason why not is because I'm not going to order steak just to sate your bloodlust. Plus, Good Hunter has a delivery service anyway."

"But you should go home once in a whileeee," Ajax whined.

You yanked back your reel, but there was no sign of a catch.

"Why are you so persistent?" You said in a monotone voice.

It didn't sound like a question. It sounded like a complaint.

Ajax finally realized how crestfallen you were when he stared at you. Your expression had been the same the second he mentioned Mondstadt. He felt a stab of remorse as he struggled to come up with a reply.

Your eyes looked just like his, dead.

"I don't want to be seen at the town square."

Ajax paused and hesitate on whether or not he should ask. He decided that it would be best if he would've ordered Viktor to figure out what happened if you didn't tell him anyway. "Why?"

"I overheard a few things about me." You said. "A few things I didn't even know about myself."

"Oh?"

You both paused, but it was a comfortable silence. As Ajax sat alongside you on the wood, your shoulders began to relax. The ice gradually soaked his gray trousers, but his attention did not divert. Ajax's entire focus was on you, and it warmed your heart to know you have such a wonderful friend.

"Ready when you are, (Y/n)."

You felt some kind of zest. In this scenario, hearing him use your name instead of "comrade" had a distinct effect you can't quite put a finger on.

"Right." You cleared your throat. "So, uh, last week when you weren't here I overheard Marjorie and some blonde rat-tailed guy talk about me a-and umm..."

Your eyes were beginning to moisten. You bared the restricting ache in your chest with a close-eyed grin and proceeded to spill.

"S-She wasn't saying nice things. That's all."

You would have had a better chance of seeing Ajax's evil gaze if you had kept your eyes open the entire time. You might have noticed how strangely silent he was if you had concentrated on him instead of composing yourself. Instead, you were clinging to the last shred of self-control you had to not let the floodgates open.

"Marjorie, the Souvenir Shop owner? Do you know the other man?"

"No." You shook your head weakly. "Never met him, I think. He seemed like a tourist but he looked like a Mondstadter..."

"I-I mean, not-that-it-bothers-me-of-course. I know I'm a weirdo, but I'm ashamed to think that I never once pieced together that people think I'm a disappointment to the Imunlaukr Clan. I thought everybody in my family was unique, but I didn't realize that I'm underwhelming when it comes to... whatever positive uniqueness people are after. It gets suffocating when I hear those harsh words constantly whenever I come home. Especially since I don't have a vision."

"That's why I hate visiting little Mond. Everyone there despises me. Some have the gall to hide it to gain my cousin's favor, while some flat out tell me that they want my name erased from the family tree." You continued.

"So, I guess that's why I'm so glad to have met you and the Fishing Association. You didn't know who my family was and treated me like a friend, not a means to an end."

Ajax took a deep breath. You laughed nervously a few seconds later.

"Haha, that kinda rhymed. Sorry. Even I admit that that was too much. I'm rambling again. My bad."

To be honest, he also had an ulterior motive when befriending you. Keyword: had.

He sought you out before to leech out more information about Grandmaster Varka, who seemed to go on month-long expeditions out of nowhere. It made him agitated. He was desperate to learn more about Mondstadt's powerhouse that he combed through all of his contacts until he came across you. The joyful titan's favorite cousin: the isolated fisherman.

Tartaglia saving you from drowning in Wyrmrest Valley was no "stroke of luck" as you put it.

Tartaglia intended to kidnap you for ransom, one that can only be paid by sparring with a worthy opponent.

But after getting to know you, your insecurities, and your passion as a human being for half a year, Ajax couldn't help but want you even if he tried not to.

He could no longer bring himself to cause harm to the one weak link to The Knight of Boreas. If anything, he learned firsthand why Varka was adamant about keeping you safe and hidden. It also made sense why there were rumors that the Uncrowned King of Mondstadt has a crush on you. You are too eccentric– too valuable for the public eye

Perhaps it was for the best that you declined Ajax's offer. He loathes the idea of others looking at you, particularly that redhead with a (reasonable) vendetta against him. You're better off isolated.

Alone, with him.

He rubbed his thumb at the back of your palm.

"Comrade..." Ajax cooed. "You're not a disappointment."

You laughed.

"A part of me already acknowledged that, but thank you. It's impossible to be like Varka. I wish I could be like him every day, but the thing is the only thing I'm good at is whipping this rod and reeling in a big one... and I didn't even get a catch today. Hell, when I tried to train, Diluc told me to just give up and let him do all the protecting-and-what-not. I wish I could just, well, not think about other people like Varka does."

You exhaled deeply. If not Varka, then you hope to become like your pen pal, Fixer, instead. He frequently offered sound advice on how to be more friendly and personable, and he even offered to meet with you after the Sakoku decree was repealed. "Fixer" didn't appear to mind rumors about him, despite the fact that he's a Mondstadter living in a xenophobic country. You can only dream of being that resolved in your worth and confidence.

Maybe you should accept his invitation to meet up. Fixer sounded like he was dying to see you. After all, it's the least you could do for the man who still kept in contact despite his country's prohibition.

"Huh?! Diluc said that?" Ajax suddenly exclaimed. "What kind of man discourages someone from training? People should strive to be formidable warriors if they want to--"

He stopped when he realized you were staring at him with immense judgement.

"Ah, right, wrong timing." He gulped.

"But hey." Ajax squeezed your hand, and you squeezed back. "Comrade, you're being too harsh on yourself and you know it. Hell, it's those scheming bad guys who should be self-critical, not you."

He definitely had his co-workers in mind when he said that.

You snickered. "I'm not a child anymore, Ajax. There's no such thing as bad guys."

"Well," Ajax nervously cleared his throat, undoubtedly uncomfortable. "I mean, there's the Fatui."

"What, like that big doofus Childe?" You teased.

He froze.

Ouch.

'Ajax' laughed sparingly.

"Yeah. Like him. Just tell me if those guys are bothering you, I'll get them knocked off their perch."

You shrugged. "Whatever, sure."

Hmm...

He continued to stare at you with a small smile, long enough for you to see that his eyes are noctilucous jade-like. They were gleaming. Is this how they've always been? You could've sworn his eyes were a dull shade of cobalt blue (though you never told him that since you were afraid he'd challenge you to a sparring match).

"Why are you still smiling? Is there something on my face?" You giggled.

That immediately made Ajax flinch. "H-Ha? Oh, what, no, of course not, wha– pshaw! I just got lost in thought, that's all."

"Really?" You raised an eyebrow playfully. "Then what is The Greatest and Most Renowned Snezhnayan Fisherman pondering about in the company of his Poor and Estranged Mondstadter Friend, hmm? Mora for your thoughts?"

Ajax looked away.

"It's a bit embarrassing."

"What is?" You said. "C-C'mon, if there is something on my face just say it, man!"

"No, no, nothing like that." Ajax pouted, yet he still refused to face you. "It's just that..."

"I just thought you're drop-dead gorgeous, that's all."

You blushed.

"L-Like, the light of the moon." He continued blabbering. "The perfect lighting for a bloodbath or a crime scene, for added mystery."

The warmth in your face fizzled out as you smacked his arm. Classic Ajax. He can't go on for ten minutes without thinking about fighting. Somehow, that 'drop-DEAD' compliment was fitting coming from him. You're pretty sure he mentioned something about wanting to see his enemies drop dead on several occasions.

"You had me at drop-dead gorgeous but you ruined it with that last part, idiot."

Ajax was dying inside. Sure, he had slain multiple enemies as a 14-year-old but no amount of "maturing" prepared him for the awkward steps of wooing someone.

He's still a little kid deep down who grew up too fast, and sadly, he will always be more comfortable holding a weapon than a person's hand.

Please, have some mercy.

"You asked me how I felt, so I just said what I thought of at the time!"

"Gah! You're hopeless."

You ruffled his ginger hair roughly before his shoulders and spine tensed up. He was unable to look away. Your wide grin is a wholesome sight to see.

Even though Dragonspine was frigid, he's pretty sure his cheeks were scorching.

"But thank you, friend." You whispered loud enough for him to hear. "You always know just what to say. You're right, I'm too critical."

He puffed humorously, "Of course you are. But anytime, (Y/n)."

"Perhaps you should start self-reflecting as well," you suggested, a little less soft this time. You stood up and gradually increased the distance between you two.

He scowled as he realized where this shift in tone was leading.

With a mischievous smile, you added. "You know... since you can't seem to land a critical hit with your attacks."

He sneered, oblivious to the fact that he'd already summoned his hydro weapon before you even finished your punchline.

"HEY!"

It's not his fault he gets so scared fighting when you're around, okay?! You're one of the few people who makes him nervous when fighting. In Ajax's heart, you are already a part of his family, and revealing his real fighting style would be like telling Teucer he wasn't Snezhnaya's greatest toyseller. He doesn't know what he'll do if he makes a mistake that leads you to suspect that he's Tartaglia. He doesn't know what he'll do because you are the one who causes him to falter—

You started sprinting.

"SEE YA LATER, AJAX!"

"What the-- YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE– GET BACK HERE, (Y/N)!!!"

Normally, he would have caught you as you headed for the pines and exacted his wrath in under ten seconds, but he made the mistake of glancing down. Ajax stared at his frozen reflection in the stream.

He grinned.

You're truly starting to restore the brightness in his eyes whenever you're around.

It's only justice that those people will soon deeply regret spreading false rumors about you, right?

Then, all Tartaglia needs to do now is collect Marjorie and that blonde man's debt...

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astrequa · 2 years

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— Injuries !

Their s/o come back from a harmless commission injured!

୨୧: Ayato, Childe, DIluc, Xiao, Tighnari, Alhaitham (/w gn! reader)

A/notes. This originally come out as a scenario if my crush notices me injured while on camping but ehe suddenly Alhaitham appears in my mind and ykkk :)

I can never be serious when I'm in this situation. There either me laughing or joking abt it :'^ [ I feel like this is very self-included ]

#. KAMISATO AYATO : Cypressus Custos

I feel like Ayato is the type of won't let you go commission alone. There will always someone by your side, either Thoma, Ayaka, Sayu or anyone who have his trust. So when the sight of you injured enter the estate without anyone beside you, he'll panicked. Called out nearest maiden to come and help him bandage you up, even if it's only a cut. He doesn't like it.

"I told you! You shouldn't go alone" *Que name's laugh* "This isn't funny [Name]. You know I hate to see you in this state" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I promise I won't go alone next time"

This man won't believe you, that's all. Ground you for a week and the next upcoming commission, you'll see him joining you.

#. TARTAGLIA : Monocerus Caeli

Now, Childe. Yes he do come home with many scars and bruises from those countless battle he made but when it's about you getting injured, he's not very happy about it. He's a big brother who will protect his siblings and family with his whole life so seeing you injured hurts him in deep inside. He may sometimes over-react it but in a reasonable way. He's a harbinger himself of course there are enemies out there try to bring him down. He worried that's it. What if one day you eventually gone forever?

"So you're telling me you got this... uhm- hurt while on commission?" "Would you believe me if I tell you I fall down a cliff while trying to pick up a qixing flower?

Childe: . . . why? [Name]: Mora.

If you seriously do commission for mora, he doesn't know how to talk to you anymore. He rich why bother doing it for mora?

#. DILUC RAGNVINDR : Noctua

First give you proper treatment to your injuries and then lecture you. Diluc is a busy man on both daylight and midnight. He usually make some time to accompany you for missions when there's fighting involving.

"You should inform me the next time you're going into this kind of commission" "I never know you're interested on following me collect some dandelion seeds but sure"

No comment on this man

#. XIAO : Alatus Nemeseos

Xiao was kind enough to offer you his help, just called his name and he's there ready to help you. The moment you step in the wangshu inn and go meet xiao at the top with those bandage on your hands, he's upset. Questioning you why you didn't called him to help you.

"I don't understand you mortal when you have the offer of adepti and refuses to use it" "Sometimes it's better to not inform you, you know? I bring traveler along side me don't worry"

Xiao trust you in traveler hands but sometimes it's better for him to tag alone.

#. TIGHNARI : Vulpes Zerda

Tighnari trust you that you capable of handle things by yourself but seriously if you came back home with these many bruises from a literally harmless commission, he lose faith in you being a forest ranger like him. Smack your head from being too reckless and lecture you about it.

"Your commission is not even related with forest and you still managed to injured yourself, how?" "I slipped down the stairs" "Use your eyes next time you walk, you're not a baby anymore!"

Tighnari gives me Asian mom vibes but do I have the position to complain?

#. ALHAITHAM

This man probably didn't care much less about you. Even as much I love him, he just give me a tired bf energy that can't match your energy. For first time relationship yes he do show some genuinely concerned about your injuries but after weeks and month seeing you injured like it's daily routine for you to get hurt, he's tired. Might as well scold you for being reckless during battles and while doing commissions.

". . ." "Look. The Hilichurl had better aiming ok" "I sometimes wonder why I fall in love with you"

One day If I successfully shift to genshin, first thing I'll do is running to Sumeru, find this man and touch his abs + hair. Then force him into marriage. Repeat the steps with Cyno, Dottore and Childe.

Tagging. @strawberryswirlss, @kaedzuma

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lluzionz · 2 years

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hi can i request fem reader x diluc where reader is drunk and diluc takes her home (they live in dawn winery) so ofc since she is drunk she doesn't know its diluc carrying her back home so she goes like "diluc my beloved boyfriend i love him but i am not worthy of his love he deserves better" stuff like that yk? and he asks her abt it in the morning (hurt/comfort pls) feel free to ignore this, have a good day/night/afternoon

Hello there dear anon (hope you don't mind if I call you dear). First of all I hope you have a great day/night too. Second, you won't believe what happened. I had the same idea as you but in my scenario Diluc was the one who thought he didn't deserve y/n. Anyway, I just found this crazy and wanted you let know. Sending you my love <3

"Unworthy of your love"

Diluc x fem!reader

Tw: comfort

"More please!" Y/N raised her grass to the air towards Diluc, expecting him to refill it as he did before. But he didn't make a move towards that. Instead, he took the glass off of her hand and placed it on the counter behind him, away from her reach. "Hey what are you doing? I want to drink more!" Y/N yelled at him as she crossing her arms over her chest, causing Diluc to glare at her. "You drank enough. It's time for you to go home." He scolded her. "I don't want to go home. It's not like anyone is waiting for me there anyway." She mumbled, thinking that Diluc wasn't able to hear her little comment, but he did even tho he didn't say anything. He knew that if he tried to ask her about it, she wouldn't tell him so instead, he took her glass from the counter, picked up a bottle of wine and filled her glass, giving it back to her. "Here, drink this. It's a new wine that I made and I would like to know your opinion." Y/N took the glass from his hand, electricity rushing through her entire body the moment the tip of her fingers touched his. "Sorry 'bout that!" She drunkly apologised as her cheeks took a darker shade of red from the one they already had. Diluc didn't say anything in return, just got back on serving drinks to the customers.

Hours past and the tavern was finally closed for the night. Everyone had left, well everyone except one person. Y/N. Her head was layed on her arms and her eyes were closed. "Is she sleeping?" Diluc wondered as he walked over to her, tapping her on the shoulder as he called her name. "Y/N, wake up we're closed. You need to go home." He said in a soft, low voice causing her to open her eyes. "What? Closed? I need to go home then." She said as she got up from her seat and made her way towards the door of the tavern. She was so drunk, she could barely see in front of her when suddenly, she stumbled and fell but before her body could hit the hard floor, a pear of strong hands wrapped around her body, pulling her back on her feet. "Come on, I'll take you home." He said, picking her up in his arms bride style, her arms finding their way around his neck as he started walking towards her house.

"Mr, do you know a pretty red haired guy who's name is Diluc?" Y/N suddenly asked him, causing a small gasp to escape his mouth. "Mr? Doesn't she recognice me? Also why is she calling me pretty all of a sudden?" Diluc thought to himself. He was about to ask her what she meant by that but Y/N continued to talk. "He is my beloved boyfriend or rather the man I want to be my beloved boyfriend but..." Her voice trailed off as a sob escaped her lips. "I'm not worthy of this man's love. He deserves so much better. He deserves the whole world. He dererves all the love in the world which I can't give to him. I just can't. I'm so worthless!" She cried as Diluc subconsciously tightened his grip around her body, pulling her closer to him as he tried to comfort her with his words. This seem to work as after a while, she stopped crying as her eyelashes grew heavier. She ended up falling asleep in his arms and he secretly wished to delay his arrival to her house, just so he could hold her in his arms an and show her what she really worth, without letting go of her. Ever.

Sadly his wish didn't came true as after a few minutes of walking, he arrived at her house. As silently as he could, he opened up the front door and entered her house, holding Y/N in his strong arms as she slept peacefully against him, her arms still holding on to him as if she feared he was going to leave her and she was trying to stop him from doing so. Diluc sighed as he carefully unwrapped Y/N's arms from his neck and placed her on her bed. A little whine came out from her as she felt his warm body leaving hers.

Sitting down on the bed besides her, Diluc reached out his hand and started stroking her hair as he started whispering sweet words to her, words she sadly wasn't able to hear. "Don't worry Y/N. I won't leave you. Not now I know how you feel about me and about yourself. I will always be there for you no matter what." He said, leaning over and placing a kiss on her hair. As if she understood what just happened, a faint smile made it's way across Y/N's lips as Diluc got up from his seat besided her and left her house. He planned to visit her again in the morning to check up on her but most importantly, to ask her about what she said to him while she was drunk.

The next day finally rolled around and Y/N woke up with a massive headache, unable to remember what exactly happened the night before. "Ugh my head. How much did I drink yesterday? And how did I ented up in my house? The last place I remember being is the tavern where I was drinking some of Diluc's new wine." Suddenly the memory of that strange man provoking her from falling and picking her up bride style formed on her mind. "Who was that man anyway?" She asked herself as a light knock at the door pulled her out from her thoughts. With slow steps, she walked up to the door and opened it only to find Diluc standing there, a worried look covering his beautiful, red eyes. "Diluc, what are you doing here so early in the morning?" Y/N asked him as she moved out of the way so he could come in. "I came to check up on you and also, here, take this." He said, handing her a bottle of painkillers. "You didn't have to come all the way just to check up on me and give me some painkillers." She gave him a faint smile as she took the pills from his hand. "The is another reason I came here besides the painkillers. I wanted to ask you about something you blurted out while I was caring you home."

Flashes of lasts night encounter rushed through her mind. Her smile fainted from her face as the realisation hit her like a brick. "Was Diluc the on ewho brought me home last night? Did I comfessed my feelings to the man I love but accidentaly let him know about my low self esteem?" She wondered as she slowly sat to the couch behind her. "D-Diluc, what did I say last night while you were caring me?" She asked, fearing his answer. "You said you don't deserve my love and that I deserve better." He reminded her as he sat next to her on the couch. Y/N's eyes filled with tears but she quickly blinked them away. Having someone else pointing out her low self esteem and the thoughts she had for herself really got to her. "Uh, it was actually nothing, just drunk-talk, you know." She tried to force herself to smile but nothing came out.

"People speak the biggest truths when they are drunk." Diluc commented as he moved closer to her, placing his gloved hand on her cheek, lifting her face up so he could face her. "So please Y/N. Open up to me and tell me every single feeling you held hidden for so long." He spoke in a low, soft voice causing Y/N to brole down and tell him every single thing she felt, for him and for herself. How she fell in love with him since the first time she met him, his serious but caring nature had her heart beating faster and faster everytime he was around her. But she never felt that she deserved him or his love.

"You are such a great person who deserves all the love you missed for all this years while I, I'm just a nobody who fell for you. A nobody who will make you sad and miserable if you're around. I am someone who never loved herself and probably never will. I don't deserve to be loved by anyone or love anyone. Especially you. I will hurt you if I stay by your side Diluc. I'm horrible and I don't deserve to to love you!" Tears ran like rivers down Y/N's cheeks, as Diluc stood there, starring at her crying but still beautiful face. How could she think such things for herself? Why she didn't deserve to love him? She was such a kind and lovely person so how could she think so low of herself? He was the one who didn't beserve to be loved by such a person. He was the one who was so broken and empty inside that it was a big surprise for him to find out that he had started having feelings for her.

After his father's death, Diluc thought he couldn't love anyone else so he locked all of his feelings away in his heart to never be seen again and became that grumpy man who never smiled. But then she came appeared on his life, making all of his possitive feelings come back one by one. She was so bubbly and cheerful and always had a goofd thing to say about him. She also spend a lot of her time on the tavern, keeping him company either by offering him a hand or just drinking wine while happily chatting with him.

But now, that cheerful mask had fallen off, revealing Y/N's true feelings which were dark and awful, nothing like he expected from her, the happiest person he knew and the one who managed to make him smile after so long. Without loosing any moment, Diluc wiped her tears away as he pulled her closer, giving her a kiss on the forehead. "Nothing of what you said is true Y/N. You are such a incredible person who deserves to be treated like you treat the people around you. With so much love and care that you can make even the grumpiest, most deppressed person in the world, like himself, feel happy and loved just by being around them and giving them the words of courage that you are the first one who needs to hear." His thumb stroked her cheek, wiping a tear drop away.

Y/N wanted to say something, to tell him that what he said wasn't true but hearing those beautiful words coming out of this man's mouth, really left her speechless. "Since you don't love yourself, as you said, I want to be the person who will give you what you deserve. Love. I want to be with you and give you all the love I have Y/N and even more." He said causing tears to fall down Y/N's face. Diluc loved her? He wanted to be with her and give her all the love he had? Surely this coudn't be true. Diluc couldn't actually be in love with her, could he?

"Do you really mean what you just said Diluc?" She asked him, a faint smile slowly making it's way on her lips. "Of course I do. I couldn't ask for anyone else to love me rather than you. You are the one who deserves to be called my girl, the love of my life, no one else." He said to her. "So this means I can call you my beloved boyfriend now and this time be true?" She hesitatly asked, wiping the remaining tears away from her eyes. Diluc nodded his head and a the brightest smile he had ever seen plastered on her lips as she through her arms around his body, pulling him closer to her a she connected their lips together. Perfect fit, like the perfect fit they were for each other.

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thatdeadaquarius · 11 months

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I was playing Genius Invocation yesterday, but out of nowhere this idea came to me like tge whispers of an old god.

How would the characters react to knowing they are the creator's favorite card? (Mine are Beidou and Ningguang, but if you are confortable, I would like to know yours as well)

AHDAALLL I HAVENT PLAYED TGI CARD GAME ENOUGH!! SO FOR NOW I RLLY LOVE THE WAY CYNO AND KAEYA'S ART LOOKS (tho diluc does look shmall in his hehe)

Thank you for your patience!! Sorry this is SO FUCKING late :0 and if it’s bad! i havent rlly liked my writing the past couple pieces, so i stuck with some fun headcanons i thought of while kicking me feet and twirling my hair over this question hehehe

Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only)

Planet: General SAGAU/Isekai Stuff :)

Orbit: Headcanons

Stars: Beidou, Ningguang, Kaeya, Cyno

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Cussing & Trigger Warnings: None Known.

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Beidou:

BIGGEST EGO BOOSTS OF HER LIFE LMAO

SHE WOULD LITERALLY SUBTLY FLEX EVERYTIME UR AROUND IM CRYINGGG

Every fucking port knows she’s a favored one, every goddamn pirate knows it atp, hell maybe even some abyss monsters at sea too-

(Kazuha’s happy for her, but also lowkey jealous)

literally got one of her cards framed and hung in her captain’s quarters, and insisted you sign it omfg-

Ningguang isnt surprised tbh, (she knows u like strong women lol)

Ningguang:

…she gives one of the most smug smirks of her entire fucking life.

All of Liyue is gushing for her, not that she isn’t also excited on the inside, she’s just more proud than anything on the outside/for appearances

Literally set up a whole date meeting that felt like it was about to turn into a goddamn wedding proposal

I’m talking giving handcarved furniture, household necessities but they’re in pretty colors that all match (like a gold tea kettle, gold throw blanket, etc.)

Full nine-yards different kinds of teas, cakes, and all accustomed to your taste

so if u dislike super sweet stuff there are more savory items, the teas can be more bitter, or if u love sweets, this woman is giving you a bakery basically every day for nearly 2 weeks, u dont have enough space in the cabinet for all these teas- help-

Kaeya:

so fucking smug on the outside, def brags about it in Angel’s Share and he’ll only just be tipsy he’s so fucking excited to talk abt it

whenever conversations end or get a lull, he just, “So anyway, our All-Powerful Guide, really likes my TCG card, maybe even above yours, Diluc…”

pls stop him he’s annoying Diluc, and slowly other patrons 😭 (there are bar rules posted on the wall, and Diluc adds one, not for the first time, specifically for Kaeya to stop talking about TCG while in the bar LMAO)

Now all Kaeya has to do is just pull out his card (cough he’s constantly got it in his pocket, the one he asked u to sign cough)

Rosaria just looks the other way like if she can’t see it it’s not real, Diluc will literally be in the middle of making a drink for one of them and just leave it halfdone and attend to somebody else, Venti’s eye twitches-

and the entire bar just groans too LMAOOO

(have a meme I made just for you <3 )

Cyno:

oh no.

Look what you’ve done, you’ve seduced the General Mahamatra!!

Take responsibility, play TCG with him every time you see him now lmao, the only reason all of Sumeru knows you like his card (which makes it all that more desirable to ppl who do play, and collectors)

is bc he talked to Tighnari about it for hourssss, and then it made it’s way down the grapevine, and if they didn’t find out that way, the other was just seeing the usually stern and formidable General Mahamatra nearly vibrate out of his headpiece when you come near him every time you visit

Cyno weirdly gains like, 20x the luck when ur either playing against him, or sitting watching him play someone else, he’s struggling to find partners tbh bc “you’re my lucky charm? Of course I’m winning more.”

When you initially told him about him being one of ur fav cards, he literally looked like there was a loading sign over his head… Then proceeded to nearly break your ribs hugging you so hard, and nearly take ur eye out with the ears on his headpiece lol

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Sorry if all my writings shit for these past 2 posts! Idk im just thinking its not so good rn and idk how to fix it-

anyway I’ve started playing Breath of the Wild over the past like 2-3 months I think, and it’s amazingggg

I may or may not be both getting gender envy and also a huge crush on Link help-

Safe Travels Wandering Lantern,

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♡the beloveds♡

An iced coffee? For me??

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche

#hello i bring more bad writing #kinda short this time #hope u dont mind #love u guys have a good weekend!!#thank you so much again for the ask and sorry again it was so late!!#genshin sagau #genshin isekai #sagau #genshin imagines #my asks #gender neutral reader #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact isekai #genshin fluff

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latinokaeya-moving · 2 years

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after all of this tho i still think diluc sucks lol he still irritates me bc it’s clear the game wants you to sympathise and admire him sooooo bad and they lay it on soooo thick when i’m just like :/ no. lmao.

#x #gi posting #i don’t like the way this game consistently shoves down ur throat how ur Supposed to feel abt characters or whatever it’s so annoying #they use paimon as a mouth piece everytime and i’m just like ? no thanks #like they do it consistently w eulas whole story. like narratively the traveller DOES feel sorry and sympathetic towards eula when it’s like #but what if i don’t lol.#i get dilucs deal now though i had been ruminating on his like. motivations/goals for a while now and they make more sense now #his whole thing is to do with self righteousness and believing himself to be the only one able to enact justice into the world #so he neglects or at least has put to the side all other personal issues bc he believes only his vision/delivery judgement takes precedent #and that. is incredibly annoying in terms of his relationships w others #like what’s worse than a self righteous white man lmao. come on #(me being at my most unforgiving and bitter bc i’m a hater at my core£#also random thought but i think it sets up an interesting parallel between diluc - choosing to continue to sort of. enact his fathers legacy #perhaps at the expense of himself and his relationship w others? (in the sense that they do not take precedent !)#vs kaeya - choosing to… ignore(? lol) his fathers legacy/wishes bc of all the ties he has to mondstadt now #and how He actively maintains those familial and friendly relationships bc they’re what matters to him #and how that translates into kaeya more obviously / desperately hinting towards wanting an active/true reconciliation w diluc while diluc is #more like… willing 2 accept what they have as of now. at least until his job of playing judge jury and executioner on all threats to mond #or whatever is finally done (which it never will be lol)#anyways a lot of assumptions and leaps of understanding r made here but it clicks fairly well in my head so i’ll accept it for now #i’ll admit they were on more neutral terms than i thought. tbf not my fault consenting all the interactions #we’d had until this moment were either tense or actively antagonistic lmao #so yeah. sure they care for each other n want to reconcile 2 a certain extent #still only one person rlly putting in most of the work tho

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dxmoness · 1 year

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Give your moots a genshin valentine!! 💝

note: Omg this is going to be fun. This is so late 😭 I have too many mutual so will only do a few 🙁

@sidra-29 — Kaveh.

personally I feel like Kaveh would be the best match for her since one, he'll be this extremely sweet lover who'll do anything for you and two he'd support her for anything she does. Plus he'll most likely talk her out of some negative feelings that she has for herself! Plus from the info I got in the post she made. Kaveh is everything she'd want.

originally I was gonna place Ayato but then realized he wouldn't exactly know how to have fun so yeah. Kaveh or maybe Kaeya?

@nxccolo — Diluc.

Idk why but when I think of Diluc I think of that he the same traits as Papyrus minus leaving her alone (I'm watching you). Since I feel he'd make you think he doesn't care and then suddenly comes in with everything she could ever want / need.

thought Zhongli would also be a good match, but judging your current bf / type I thought Diluc best fits.

@d10nsaint — Dottore.

Yes, I chose a red flag on purpose. Due to Brooke's many fucked up men. They'd fit so well together. Their fucked mindsets is just going to be fun for each other. Dottore talking about random stuff like how his experiments failed in a morbid way and Brooke's just admiring him 😭.

I'm eyeing you Brooke. Also I remember I post you made abt Dottore so I think or thought you like him? Another person would be another Harbinger or maybe you'd fit with the Raiden Shogun. Not Ei just the puppet.

— Thoma.

I'm kidding Brooke here's the actual one. Thoma because he'd be just the perfect househuband / malewife. He can also cook and make sure you don't burn the house down. Who knows your bonding moments may be about him teaching you how to cook. Thoma would try his hardest to love you no matter what and he'll be such a great caretaker for when you're sick. Plus the fact that he'll give all his time of work just to spend it with you.

@elychee — Xiangling.

I feel like you and Xiangling would always be in the kitchen cooking with each other and enjoying each other's company.

— Al Haitham.

You both would be arguing about who's more intelligent; Haitham winning but Ely doesn't back down so easily. Then after you fight about it, you both refuse to talk for like thirty minutes before talking again.

Al Haitham came to mind first so did him too. Xiangling would be such a sweet wife

@that-one-pretty-bitch — Kaeya.

I actually don't know why Kaeya came to mind, but he did si here he is. Kaeya would be a good husband expect the fact that he acts flirty sometimes but you know still a good husband. I feel like the fandom just does Kaeya dirty and he isn't actually a play boy as people say. For me, Kaeya would be so loyal to the point he'd give up his captain role for you.

If you don't like Kaeya I'm sorry 😭 another match could be Yae Miko, but then again idk

@roseadleyn — Kazuha.

Ahem one reason only because you deserve the world. Also because Kazuha is such a cute green flag I thought you two would fit so well for each other. You both would be so adorable with each other

I don't need to explain <33

@kaaveh — Ayato.

Personally think you fit so well with Ayato. (Heard you're an Ayato kinnie). He'd treat you like such a princess and buy you your cravings anytime. When there's days where he doesn't show up to the house, he'd make it up in other ways.

Ayato best man 😍

@ykassu — Ei.

Yes, you got the archon. Reasons are simple. You for one deserve everything. Ei could be so happy with you and love you so so much to the point that if someone annoys you or harasses you, she's willing to bring in her puppet into the picture.

Don't make Ei mad lmao.

@dion-s-lawyer — Rosaria.

Idk you just give Rosaria fancy vibes. I don't think Rosaria would be a bad lover in fact she'd be equivalent to Dion, but more loving.

Was gonna place Hu Tao, but I don't think-..

@yevenly — Yae.

Feel like this is a Yae situation and you'd fit Miko's standards although idk. Yae would be a good lover, though mostly will tease the f out of you 😭

Yaeee

@acuriousmoon — Bennett.

He may be an unlucky boy, but with you on his side he can take on any unlucky events ! Bennett would do anything to help or entertain you ^^

Our unlucky boy may be a great guy to be your lover

@cerisearan — Jean

Jean would be the best emotional support although she'll be gone most times, she'll come to see you or even sneak even when she's so tired.

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peaxhies · 2 years

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when the moon shines

i'm talking abt diluc’s new skin btw ;3

tags: fem reader x diluc, (sub?? diluc?? idk) porn little to no plot, i think I just made up my own lore don’t trust my genshin knowledge bc it’s all self indulgent. I didn’t proof read so sorry abt spelling errors

after a long day of work at the winery you’re preparing to wind down in your shared room with Diluc. he said he had some business to attend to and told you to go to sleep without him, that he would probably get home at some ungodly hour. you on the other hand had some suspicions about what business your lover was really attending to. although Diluc is no liar he hasn’t quite told you about his alternate persona, the Darknignt Hero, and intends on keeping it that way because he solely wants to protect you. but when he’s with you it’s like his sly and cool persona melts away; so yes, you figured that’s what he’s up to at night.

so as you turn the water on and sit in the tub you begin to think: you’re 99.9% sure of dilucs alternate persona but cannot confirm this because you’ve never seen him in action. playing around with the foam in the tub you try and think of ways to catch Diluc in his hero’s act, you can’t really follow him because he’d most definitely catch you. so you decide that just waiting for him to get home would be your best bet. you set your plan in motion and finish your nightly routine.

you place your mug of warm tea next to the nightstand as you look over to the clock. damn. 3:37 am was blinking in red light. you decide to turn your lamp off and finally pretend to sleep. good think you chose now because you heard Diluc’s steps down the hall, barely even a creak on the hardwood floors. as you close your eyes you hear him open the door, you feel his presence as he walks and crouches next to you. he brushes your hair out of you face and lightly kisses your forehead.

you sense he gets up and walks towards the balcony, opening the window and basking in the moonlight. you open your eyes just a bit and decide now it’s time to interrogate him. you slip out of the covers and walk over to him, careful not to make a noise. you wrap your arms around his waist placing your head on his shoulder breathing his scent in.

“since when was this apart of your wardrobe?”

you wrap your hands around his and you feel the cold metal of his rings along your fingertips, a chill running up your spine.

“I guess you’ve figured me out, huh?”

“I guess I did” you respond. “were you ever planning on telling me though?” you chuckle.

“I was only trying to protect you, please believe me y/n there are dangerous people out there”

“I believe you ‘luc…” you turn him around slowly, “but when did this become part of the equation” you can’t help but grin because damn does he look good.

you guys are so close you can feel his body vibrate as he lets out a light chuckle

“I’ve got to hide my identity somehow, right?”

yes Diluc with your bright red hair.

“fine, I’m just glad you’re here now” your voice barely above a whisper. you lean in, impossibly closer, and hold his cheek. as the moon casts a pearlescent glow along his smooth skin, you kiss his soft lips. you feel him caress your back as his hands slowly move up to your neck, and his leg finding a spot between yours. you groan into the kiss, vibrations shooting right down to the spot between his legs, as Diluc shifts uncontrollably.

“come here” he grunts softly, and picks you up as if you were a piece of paper. putting you down gently on the bed he traps you with his legs, his stray hairs tickling your cheeks. you wrap your legs around his waist and flip so now you’re straddling him. you back away to catch your breath for a moment but then you notice something. you knew he totally changed his outfit but really, FISHNETS?! not even around his legs, they’re around his neck. well damn. diluc reaches out to kiss you again but you stop him

“‘luc, what is this?” you say, not even attempting to hide your cheeky grin

he can’t even give you a proper response before you take your finger and hold the fishnet, pulling it out and teasing to snap it against his skin. he softly whines, trying to hide his face that started to blush way to quickly. you begin to take off his garments for him, as he adjusts everything himself you take off his shirt that you wore to sleep. you’re quite comfortable sitting on Diluc, feeling his smooth chest and lean arms, you begin to rub your hips on his in a rhythmic motion. the two of you are almost naked, you being in your already soaked panties and Diluc in his already tight boxers.

diluc can't take it anymore so he grabs your hips and ruts into you, and you feel his hot breath on your neck. you both moan into each other’s breath, uncontrollably moving into each other. diluc being the gentleman he is, always makes sure your pleasure comes first, so he flips you onto the pillow, littering your body with deep kisses that will surely leave a stain in the morning. he sucks your breasts and nipples quickly, leaving them with a pop. he grabs your hips and adjusts himself swiftly, pulling your panties down so he can finally take in all your beauty. he kitten licks your lips, lapping up all the juices that were just previously released. as you whine against his movements diluc reaches for your hand, intertwining his fingers with yours, putting his other hand on your clit, thumb rubbing in circular motions. he looks up at you, silently asking to stick a finger in, you accept. he starts off with one, twisting and working your gummy walls, then another finger just to get you riled up. his fingers feel so good you can’t help but squirm, to ground you he takes his hand away from yours and grips your thigh, fingers indenting on the fat part of your leg. hearing you enjoy this so much gets poor luc all riled up and he can’t seem to ignore the ever-growing bulge in his boxers, so he ruts into the bed with nothing to get off on but your sweet noises.

when he pulls out his fingers you whine at the loss of pressure, a string of your juices connecting you to his fingers. he admires his shiny fingers and laps up all your sweet juices, moaning on his fingers and looking up right at you as he does so. he takes his cock out of his boxers and you watch as it immediately bobs up to his lower abdomen, and you notice the sheen of sweat coating his body. he takes his blushing red tip and pushes it against your lips, mixing his precum with yours. as he rubs his dick against your fat puffy lips he leans in to kiss you fervently, filled with a carnal feeling. he begins to kiss you all over your face, moving up your jaw and breathing into your ear.

"can I...put it in?" his voice a mix of panting and shyness.

"please" you breathe back.

he pushes his cock in, just the tip at first as he waits for you to adjust. kissing and sucking at your shoulder he continues to push in, your pussy making the lewdest noises as your walls suck him in. luc can't take it anymore, the heat inside of your, your sweet, sweet noises, and the way you're panting against his neck makes him go feral. he tries to keep it together, he really does, but how can he when he's just so tired from a long day of work :((. so his movements become more rabid and uncontrolled, his strong arms pulling you close as he begins to pound your poor pussy. he leans the both of you onto one of his arms, taking his free arm and snakes it down your body, pausing to play with your nipple for a second; but continues down to play with your tired clit. circling his thick and calloused thumb around your puffy genital.

your guys' moans fill the room, along with the heavy creak of your wooden bed frame, which matches diluc's thrusts. your high is so close, you can feel the build-up as luc's hot dick keeps on pushing your womb, each thrust pushing your sweet spot. the pressure on your clit and his panting in your ear send jolts of pleasure right to your core.

"'luc...'m so close! please mmf 'wanna cum so badly" you whine.

"mmm, mmmcoming. mcoming, lets do it together please" his words slurring together.

this is it, the sweet release you always feel with your lover. you scream his name countless times as you squirt all over his fingers, his dick, his body, and your thighs. diluc's release is almost instantaneous as he feels your walls contract on his dick, making pushing in and out feel all the more euphoric. he loads his dump inside of you, thick and creamy cum painting your walls white, and squelching against his dick as diluc finishes out both of your highs.

keeping his cock in you, he grabs your body and rolls you two over, so you can lay on his lean body and finally relax. you can feel his cum slowly pouring out of your hole, onto his dick and thighs as you close your eyes in pure bliss. diluc swears you can hear his heart pounding out of his chest, but he calms himself by brushing your hair out of your face, admiring your soft features. the two of you were gonna take a bath, but neither of you had the motive to get up, not when you guys are relishing each other's heat, savoring these precious moments.

#diluc ragnvindr #diluc smut #diluc x reader #genshin impact scenarios #genshin imagines #genshin smut

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albenyx · 2 years

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Some things happen at the right time

pairing: diluc x gn!reader (Modern Au)

Warning: not proof-read, fluff, kinda short sorry abt that

note/tag: @greenfairy1gf tagging you bc i remember you asking for this

Part 1

And make sure of it he did, Diluc didn't rush you and helped you move on one step at a time.

That night he had drove you home, ending his shift early so he could assist you more and hopefully lighten up your mood

The next day he comes over, suggesting you take a day off and hang out with some friends to get your mind off the things that stress you out, which you hesitantly agree. Next day he comes over to drop off gifts for your parents and you, then the next week he comes by to hang out suggesting you two go watch a movie or just stay at your house and watch a series you two would like to catch up on, and so on.

Diluc would come visit you either twice or thrice week or if he was quite busy he would visit once a week and would just check up on you by text

Soon it became some kind of habit for the two of you to give each other things and check up on one another.

You didn't expect Diluc to ask if you wanted to go on a walk today, nonetheless you agreed to it and here you were wandering aimlessly around the city "So.. why the sudden hang out?" You ask casually as you looked at random stores windows

"Just wanted to see you" He puts his hands in his pockets, looking down at the ground lost in thought

You hum in response before looking at him curiously, Diluc was unusually silent today as you observed.

He wasn't the type to be talkative but he also wasn't the type to be too quiet which made you wonder if something happened today, "Penny for your thoughts?" You smile sheepishly, as you jokingly offer him a penny

He softly smiled at this and shaked his head, once again you successfully pulled at his heartstrings with little no effort "It's nothing to worry much about, it's just that.. whenever I'm with you I feel my heart beat rapidly and I feel the need to hold you close to me" He confesses and you stopped on your tracks "I think I didn't hear you clearly.. what was that?" You look at him expectantly

"Ah.. it seems like I've fallen" He blurts out, and you feel your heart flutter, he panics, his brows furrows as he seemed deep in thought before he speaks again "I'd.. I'd like to confess about my feelings" He stutters, and you notice his ears turning into a shade of pink

It takes his whole being to not look away from your eyes, the eyes that are staring intensely at him.

"I have fallen in love with you, I adore you a lot, though I can't find the right words to tell you why but I do" He looks at the ground This looks rather neat today

"Diluc" You call and he looks up to you in an instant to see you with a soft expression on your face he guesses you were beating yourself up for always seeking him when you needed him "I'm not sure if I can handle a relationship right now, I don't wanna hurt you while I try to heal myself" You pause, "Although this seems selfish of me.. but I'd like to give this a chance, to give us a chance" You smile nervously, and he nearly forgets to breathe

You always seemed to effortlessly make him fall deeper

"Though you'll have to wait for me to trust you with the key of my heart for awhile" You joke and Diluc couldn't help but smile, taking your hand in his he rubs your knuckles gently with his thumb

"I've waited for 10 years, [Name]. A few months, or another year won't kill me"

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #diluc #diluc genshin impact #nyx — writes.🖊

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noctualagenaria · 10 months

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Choose violence 1-25

all in one? ok you asked for it buddy

1) the character everyone gets wrong

- most if not all of the men, even itto he is Not a himbo im sorry hes literally a twunk,, or as much of a twunk as hoyo can make them hes also jus awful in general 2) a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom - my top fave is baizhu and he's 100% a switch hes both at the same time so this is difficult for me to argue-- alhaitham and ayato however !!! paragraph incoming sorry--

alhaitham is 100% a bottom not because he wants to be but because he doesnt wanna put any work into the act, he just wants others to do things to him, others doing the work for him basically dfsfsd so ofc that reflects here ( also flushed alhatiham expression >>>)

ayatoooo isss s s s i think also a switch but i dont think too much abt it sjhdf he could be a service top and a power bottom at the Same Time 3) screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

-- every diluc x fem!reader im sorry they are all so bad and also the unironic use of "yandere!(guy)" is,,, never done right or like,,, isnt good sdfsdf at all 4) what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

-- there was this artist i found bc i wanted to look for more diluc artists, right, as one does ! and then after like a couple weeks of tolerating the chiluc bc it started to get on my nerves, they posted a komi cant communicate diluc au thing, and in the caption they had literally said "i thought it fitting considering diluc deserves to be worshipped <3" liKE DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW???? diD YOU PLAY THE GAME?? ?? ? diluc doesnt deserve that nor Want that and the show character komi has a mental illness that makes it awful its not something to be romantisiced at All and they were romantisicing it AND diluc like aughhhh

5) worst discord server and why

-- main genshin server or the keqing main one bc i think the main one jus is Hoyolab part two (derogatory) and the keqingmains is just meta fighting over numbers n shit orz orz orz

6) which ship fans are the most annoying?

-- any and all popular ships but mostly the popular mlm shippers bc they are,,, practically if not Exactly ,,fujos basically (the popular wlw shippers are either Cis Het Men or also sapphic ppl 7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? -- itto for sure, tho the more i saw abt canon the more i hated him, i jus saw a buncha fanon that i hated so sdfsdf 8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about -- most if not all of them, most specifically kazuha/beidou family and zhongli/xiao family i fucking Hate that SO much because WHERE did it come from????? the infantalising short guys bitches??? fucking stop it

9) worst part of canon - ugh too much to fit here it could be a2 hour long video essay atp but mostly the colorism fucking Sucks 10) worst part of fanon -- also a lot, but the part that irks me the most is that No One thinks outside of the box, and im not pretending like im special or anything bc of certain things but like,,, at the mere mention of a rarepair they just go "oh no but i like (popular ship) better!" like ughhhhh stop it think differently 11) number of fandom-related words you've filtered - too many to count on twitter but here ive been spacing it out ;> 12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them - baizhu for SUREEEE and like look at the everything about him literally WHY after his release whyyyYyyYyyyYY is he STILLLLL unpopular why is he STILL lacking in fancontent im ehrgehrgeehrgere upsET 13) worst blorboficiation - childe,,,,, who made him a fuckboy 14) that one thing you see in fics all the time - they/them pronouns for baizhu ( not a bad thing but not rlly a good thing im getting sick of it a little bit ) 15) that one thing you see in fanart all the time - diluc with a Bow WHY 16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc) - a LOT a fucking LOT mostly ships and the Collective Dynamic of the ships bc aughhh they are so boriinnnnnnggggggggggggggggg g g g g g and again the "found family" that comes out of NO WHERE

17) there should be more of this type of fic/art

-baizhluc 18) it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

-baizhu,,,,,, 19) you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

-,,,,,, tighnari-- and i used to absolutely HATE him bc the voice was so just IRked me so Badly it rubbed me the complete wrong way and ruined the character for me, yes i play in eng and ever since the recasting my view of him is much nicer now he doesnt irk me anymore 20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

-ayatos story quest he deserved better still 21) part of canon you think is overhyped

-,,,,,raiden and yae content 22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

-- the fact that diluc is 1) BANNED from snehnyaha 2) got WASTED in snezhnya 3) was part of a secret underground organization WE STILL know NOTHING about??? it was never brought up again and 4) Killed his Own Father out of his misery 23) ship you've unwillingly come around to

-uhhhh is i bad i dont know, 24) topic that brings up the most rancid discourse -- "are kaeya and diluc brothers " and to that i say they are exes fuck both sides of the argument 25) common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

--"genshin fans need to touch grass" "genshin fans are the worst fandom ever" literally look at every other fandom, any big hit anime fandom ,, (ahem mha) are like 100x worse then genshin fans, like yeag we're ruthless sometimes sure and will chew each other out thanks to most of the fanbase being on twitter of all places but we wont put glass in cupcakes

#and yeag the glass cupcakes was probably fake but regardless its the reputation of the fandom that ppl rememer the most is it not #this was a Very long post im so sorry #anon asked for it so #anon.txt #long post.txt

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