#someone help this guy get fucked PLEASE !!!!!

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive... #battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay. #furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys. #unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline. #bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :) #im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown: #“[its] about someone who *tries”* #danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?” #danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean Winchester of Supernatural fame is NOT reading parenting books he is putting on Cheaper By The Dozen, Daddy Daycare and Honey I Shrunk The Kids taking notes.

#i woulda said full house but dean's more a movie guy than a tv guy #it doesn't help. btw. lol. #if dean read a gentle parenting guide he would scoff and roll his eyes and throw it across the room #and eventually start silently weeping if he was convinced to keep going bc HE was a kid and HE didn't get treated with respect or gentlenes #dean in an argument with those mommy bloggers he follows saying something like 'please. i was left in a motel room with my brother #from like age 7 upwards I think little Timmy will be okay in the car by himself for 3 minutes 🙄“ #and someone hits him with 'I'm so sorry that happened to you' and he tries to brush it off all day and complain about it to Sam #and Sam's like. yeah it was kinda fucked up though. and Dean's like WELL I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS DOING HIS BEST #(not fully believing it bc he certainly can't picture leaving a 7 year old alone in the world they live in no matter what) #(and Dean's never fully actually agreed with their dad but he feels attacked by Sam's agreeing) #(but old habits run deep) #cawis creates

[incultas]

i like their dynamic so much

#someone help this guy get fucked PLEASE !!!!! #sampo koski #stelle #sampostelle #stelle x sampo #honkai star rail #my art #zzz

[inkedmyths]

So does anyone else feel like this or is it just me

#ink arts #I GUESS #blorbo #idk what else to tag this as #anyways when a character lives rent free in my head #my sketches of them get increasingly unhinged as time goes by #please fuckign help i am turning my guys into stress squeaky toys #like thats how i know its bad. when drawing them as little creechurs unlocks new levels of serotonin #i have sketchpages of the most nonsense you've ever seen. they will never see the light of day #idk i mean unless someone really wants to see them #i need to go to fucking BED

[elibean]

the way the "NO" was ripped out from his lungs. the pain, the excruciation of it all. his best friend (boyfriend) being ripped away in front of him. oh my god y'all i'm not gonna make it another week

#text post #link click spoilers #link click #y'all. #y'all... y'all. #someone come talk to me please #i'm. oh god. #send help #I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TEWINS OR ANTYING IM SORRY I JUST #MY BOYS......... #BY THE WAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING TO QL IN THAT PREVIEW TOO LMAO #I GUESS SHE'S GONNA GET POWERS TOO NOW??? WHICH LIKE. RAD #BUT ALSO. ARE MY BOYS OK #IS THIS GONNA BE SMTH THAT HAPPENS IN THE LAST LIKE 3 SECONDS OF THE EP #BC I FELE LIKE IT WILL. #also where is hat guy

[twentyonefirstmates]

Guys. Guys we need to talk about the drown/chlorine/backslide parallels. We have to talk about it. I don't have time to make a full analysis right now but just think about it. Think about it Guys. Think about it

#enough about the car theme lets talk about the drowning theme! #lets talk about the motif of getting up every time you fall and doing it over and over again #lets talk about the things you turn to to heal yourself becoming things that pull you back into the cycle #lets talk about the guilt of coming back to someone for help when youve turned away from them #guys we have to talk about it #uuuhfhfhfhfhfh fuck #tyler stop it #tyler let me give you a hug #please tyler you need a hug so bad #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #josh dun

[mifhortunach]

.

#i’m a little drunk so forgive me please but #idk if it’s like.. bc i’ve been kinda down/moody anyway recently or if it’s bc i was gone for a week or bc i’ve finally picked up on it or #what - but i feel like legit kinda isolated now in work.. not in like some awful everyone deffo hates me way but in that bs olivia laing way #like it’s taken me way too long to notice that i’m not doing a good enough job making fuckn work-friends or whatever the fuck #& it’s so hard to say if that’s like. a me issue or if that’s bc fuckin almost all the people i work w are guys so i’m not a real person t #*to them!! probs fuckin both lbr - but it’s rly not helping shit yk #bc as soon as u go in knowing that ppl are talking 2 u for politeness then ur quieter so u look worse so there’s less talking etc etc etc #great fuckin stuff - ANYWAY remembered what i actually wanted to say #which was that i went to get some drinks w a friend earlier this week and god i wish i could like. this week just do ANYTHING #get properly pissed! see people & shit properly again; i miss having a proper social life and i’ve litch never had one #this is best left to be forgotten #so let’s not tag it lol - but anyway; anyone know how to make proper friends as an adult as a compulsive nonsharer & someone w/o interests!

[myriadsystem]

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#personal #i have doctors appt today with a new doctor its literally not even a real appointment i just need some stupid forms signed #but guys im so stressed im so scared ive already cried once about it today i just. i fucking hate doctors so so much #theyre all so bad. im not in the mood to be dismissed again today and its 15 goddamn degrees so everything feels bigger and worse than it is #if they dont sign the form i dont get paid any more and if i dont get paid i cant continue to try and sort out my medical #which means i continue to not get paid and im just. so scared. so so fucking scared i dont even care if we find the start if the path #to vetter my health i dont care about gettinf better right now i just need this fucking form signed but #ive already been dismissised for it once and i have new doctor jitters. what do you mean i have to tell someone new that #i have ptsd and anxiety and depression and fibro and alleged bpd but its probably autism actually and hope #hope and prey they losten to me because its other doctors that have told me this and im definitely computer illiterate i couldntve come up #with all this on my own i promise ive done zero research into my own symptoms i live with every day im a simpleton im an idiot #please believe me dr refer me to ypur colleagues for further testing but in the mwan time sign the one form i need please #im so scared. i dont know what to do. my tarot says to tryst myself and find my own authority about the situation #but like literally legally i cant i have to rely on the hope this new doctor gives her signature or i dont get fucking paid as stated #i hate this i feel so shaky and nervous and nauseous and awful 😮‍💨 #and im supposed to do groceries today. im at the very end of my shopping like if i dont go get food today #then i dont eat tonight but its cold and rainy and im super stressed abt the appointment so idk if ill be able to go shopping after #i dont wanna die anymore but like rn i kinda do this is too much today feels like too much #help me im drowning

[genderfluid-druid]

on the razors edge of saying things that would start conversations i KNOW are destructive to both me and other people so hello tumblr. I'm posting here instead because those people are not here

#i have no business asking my ex what his poly lifestyle is like #i have no business daydreaming about being IN a polycule #i have no business inviting a friend over to help her sleep even and no actually ESPECIALLY if it was half a joke #but god i am daydreaming. what if. what IF i had a nice cozy little cluster of people in varying degrees of intimacy.... #whatever each individual relationship felt right at you know? #what if i had a little relationship anarchic come and go as you please nexus #what if we could choose to hold hands or share a bed or just share emotional conversations #what if i could invite someone over to just sloppily make out on the couch for an hour and then get dinner #or perhaps [redacted] #or perhaps just sit together doing our own things #and what if anything across that range was allowed if we both wanted it but not expected and not exclusive #god a guy can dream. i barely have the emotional bandwidth to keep a housecat happy so could i hold up in a polycule? fucking doubtful #but god i am dreaming

[themyscirah]

Started thinking about the Amanda Waller + Ben Turner relationship again.... fuck, I'm gonna need a minute

#I JUST- SHDIAUDJSHDSHEYEYRYRYRY guys. guys #i know none of you see my vision and thats okay. i will make you see my vision. i will force you to see my vision. i will- #like jesus fucking christ oh my god. its so interesting and gives me so many emotions and just!!! #i know im not making sense bc none of my moots are sui sq fans and also like half of the content fucking me up specifically here is in my #head because i cant stop thinking about my absolute power fix it au but like!!!!!!! #also the fact i have a fix it for a comic that isnt out yet is so funny to me. its literally fucking real though. god knows we need it #may my own content carry me through the dark times (extreme villain waller arc) #anyways this fucks me up so bad you dont even know. someday ill actually explain it #dc hire me to write a suicide squad ongoing PLEASE. i could do it so good it would be so fucking good dc PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #also like this isnt me shipping them btw. like 110% not that. just to clarify. #i wouldnt even call it a friendship bc like. theyre not friends really. he has the most equal dynamic with her i would say but it still isnt #equal. shes v much his boss even though they have an understanding and respect there #like she believes and trusts in him much more than anybody really even himself. like she sees the good man and the leader even when he #doesnt. but she isnt nice about it. and there is a lot of conflict between them when there needs to be #like as much as ben is “wallers man”--the team leader she wanted from the beginning before rick flagg pushed his way in #ben i would say is still a very moral person even when lost and unsure of himself and his goodness (which is like one of his main things) #like i feel like while amanda can lean very into a “the ends justify the means” mindset in her worse moments and do bad things to get #herself out of a corner ben has like a deep and meaningful understanding of how the choices of your methods and how you act can weigh on you #like even though he was brainwashed and whatnot (thats still the story right? i cant remember) he holds a lot of guilt and baggage over his #actions and i think is able to temper amanda's worse tendencies in terms of that by calling her out when he recognizes that behavior #idk. i just really think that amanda waller and the suicide squad as a whole has lost its way without a more moral authority presence there. #like someone who can call her out and keep them more on track. which i really thing ben is and could be #i just very much am interested in their dynamic and how that would look like as equals and how i think they could help each other. #which ofc is what my wip is about and revolves around #blah #sui sq

[giantkillerjack]

Yo the writing in this movie is weak as shit

Like, the animation looks good and there are some fun segments, but why is the writing so fucking WEAK???

This is fuckin' embarrassing.

41 years since Miyazaki's Castle of Cagliostro established Lupin could be likeable, and you have somehow made a movie in which Lupin threatens a girl with sexual assault and then also there is a sympathetic Nazi character?????

And! AND! what is this shit?? What is this utter laziness??? EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS NOTHING-ASS PLAIN WHITE BREAD CHARACTER DESIGN IS NOT JUST ANNA FROM FROZEN??? EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

And she's next to the Lupin characters, who are so dynamic and alive! She looks like an unfinished 3D model base this is nothing.

And, more importantly, will someone please explain to me why this horrendously-written character is present for the climax instead of anyone in the Lupin gang???

Like, let me be absolutely fucking clear: All this girl actually does in the movie is nearly cause a second Holocaust. Literally, her actions are the thing that allows the Third Reich to nearly regain power. That is the only thing she actually succeeds in. She fails at every other thing she tries to do!

And I don't care that she feels bad about it! I don't care that she did it accidentally! The fact is, this is literally the only impact the writers gave her in the story! The only explicitly Jewish character that survives the movie! They just! Didn't catch the optics on that, I guess! They don't give her something heroic to do later in the film that has any tangible weight to it, either! The old Nazi character does that! They just plum forgot about Laetitia I guess! Too bad she takes up 60% of the screentime in this film!

I mean, this movie starts with a Nazi shooting a Jewish man in the head, and then that Nazi raises that man's granddaughter as his own in order to trick her into doing Nazi shit for him. In the first scene he interacts with her in a parental capacity, it is clear that she fears being beaten by his metal cane. That Nazi then goes on to be framed in a sympathetic and undeniably warm light by the film. He actually does more for the good guys than Laetitia does! His death is given way more weight than the Jewish character he kills at the beginning.

Gods, this is shit. This is so fucking disrespectful.

I mean, if Laetitia was a golden retriever, the plot would have changed literally not at all.

In fact, it would have absolutely been an improvement because then her actions, characterization, and relationships with the other characters would have made sense. She would have been way more likeable too!

GENTLEMEN, If your female character could easily be replaced by a lamp, a prized possession, or a Pomeranian, then you have fucked up.

"Arf! Arf arf! Grrrrrr!!!", "MANGY DOG!!"

And Laetitia is, no mistaking, the main character of this film. THIS film. You know? The film called Lupin that is supposed to be about Lupin except it's actually about the world's most generic girl reacting to Lupin??

And all this focus on Laetitia comes at the expense of time with the Lupin gang!

Fujiko has like 4 lines!

Goemon has like, 6!

No one in this movie has a character arc, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE LITERAL ABUSIVE-PARENT NAZI CHARACTER.

OOPSY DAISY.

Anyway, the main value of this movie is that Jigen is so so so so hot. But damn. I do think he could've still been hot in a non-shitty film. 🤔🤔🤔

#lupin iii #lupin #original #lupin the third the first #lupin iii the first #hey! why does this suck so bad??? #it is so easy to make Lupin likable just don't have him threaten to rape anyone it's just so easy #Mr Miyazaki managed to create a non-misogynistic Lupin in 1979!!! we have the technology! this movie came out in 2020! there's no excuse! #I guess she helps them get past those three trials when they're going to get the super weapon #but all that actually ends up doing is allowing the Nazis to take the super weapons so??? #there's no reason one of the gang couldn't read ancient languages or pull out a translation dictionary. she didn't need to be there. #someone please tell me there's other good lupin iii content because Jesus Christ #my girlfriend pointed out that it seems as though the writers were trying to do a doctor who kind of thing #like what is it like to be a character that is helped by lupin and his gang? #the thing is you do still need a fucking character #archeology is not a character trait. you have to write your female characters with more than an inch of depth. fuck OFF #i hate this fucking character so much #and it is fully the fault of the writers. presumably men. if women wrote this movie i have no fucking idea what their problem was #there's a point where fujiko leaves Lupin in the hands of the bad guys. which would be pretty standard except they are literal nazis!!! #also fujiko definitely does do work for the Nazis. like it seems maybe she's trying to rip them off but it's not clear! #that should be clear!!! #also lupin is like 'you and i do what we do bc it's in our DNA! We can't help it!' and like. hm. #I mean that's weak on a good day but if your villains are Nazis it becomes a weird time to validate the concept of biological determinism

[harrowharkwife]

swear to god if i open a fanfic ONE MORE TIME only to be greeted with an author's note saying "i asked chatgpt to tell me a story about-" i am going to go fucking NUCLEAR

#it's NEVER tagged!!! #i am so sick and FUCKING tired of hearing about chat bot shit. it's irresponsible tech that is only gonna help spread misinformation #/be used as a tool by corporate America to crank out shitty computer generated content #bc anything is better than having to hire people and pay them what they're worth am i right guys! #my job won't shut up about chatgpt i don't wanna have to see this shit on AO3 dot gov! please! is anything sacred! #I've already started running into endless variations of the same regurgitated paraphrased clearly AI-written garbage misinformation article #half of the time whenever i try to google something! i just keep getting AI generated garbage instead of any actual helpful information #side note: is Google like... super fucking broken for anyone else in terms of 'i can't find any useful information about anything anymore'? #or is it just me? #but AUGH. tech bros will be our downfall i swear to god #keep the AI shit out of art and creative endeavors it's a slippery slope and it's not leading anywhere good #this is fucking nfts all over again #or at LEAST if you're gonna be posting chat gpt prompts to ao3 fucking TAG THEM AS SUCH #I'm at the point where i hear someone say AI or chatgpt in an excited tone of voice #and i just consider it an immediate red flag #I'll delete this later it's unnecessarily cunty and i realize that but my GOD im sick of it #is it not enough that all of these writing bots are training on ao3 fics without the authors consent or permission? #now we have to encourage it by putting AI shit on there to begin with?

[lzrdprsn]

It's really weird when you know someone in a context different from how everybody else knows them so you look at them and you still kind of see that person they used to be

#this post is about the boy i dated my senior year who was so incredibly sweet tbh wouldnt be the person i am today if i hadnt met him #but he was so fucked up he had so many issues it was really hard so it didnt work out but i loved him and i think he loved me too #but hes in a moderately successful band now which i just found out about do i looked them up and theyre good #but its so weird because its like i know that when you were 17 you wanted to be an underwater welder #i helped you clean your room at your grandmas house because you were so sad you couldnt do it yourself #i ditched 5th period AP English to sit on the steps behind the auditorium and listen to you talk about whatever #you pushed me on the swings and we took the bus to the movie theater and you liked cherry wraps and you played me my favorite songs #i havent REALLY thought about that guy in years and we were only together MAYBE 6 months but its so weird what you remember about people #and especially how you remember how they made you feel because he made me feel so good like i was in control #all my previous relationships was me trying to desperately please someone who wouldnt do the same for me #and honestly a lot of my relationships since have been the same especially in college and with the one girl who honestly if she called me #today i would drop everything and go be with her again no questions because i cant get her out of my head #but stuff witj him was never ever like that it was so easy it was like breathing even though it ended messy i have 0 regrets #and its nice to know that things are going well for him because honestly he changed my life a little bit #the way i dont give a fuck now is something i learned from him #ill probably delete this later but you know

[rosicheeks]

All I wanna do right now is taste how wet you are and make you cum

All I wanna do right now is for someone to taste how wet I am and make me cum 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

#what a coincidence #huh????? #fuck guys #this is an emergency #if I don’t get head soon I’m gonna die #just slowly pass away :(((( #someone please help and save me by eating me out for hours #ask #anon

[zesbian]

some of y’all have the worst street smarts and survival instincts on the planet. like how has a majority of this website not been mugged on the subway lmao ???

#‘the guy screaming at you on the subway isn’t scary he’s mentally ill’ please stop giving other ppl who don’t go outside advice Jesus CHRIST #y’all are gonna get stabbed by someone coked out of their mind #do they need help? yeah ! Fucking duh ! should you also USE STREET SMARTS ??? HELLO YES ?????

[vaultboyenthusiast]

OC MASTERLIST

god there’s so many of these dudes it’s actually ridiculous someone stop me they just keep popping up in my brain

for now until i finish making them all profiles like I did for Dusty, all you get is names. Sorry! I an definitely open for any questions about them though while I work on writing everything.

Dusty - 16 - Male [he/him] - Courier - Yes Man ending - Good karma

Marcus - 68 - Male [he/him] - Courier - Yes Man ending - Neutral karma - Raul 

Louelle - 19 - Female [she/her] - Courier - NCR ending - Good karma

Sorren - 35 - Nonbinary [they/them] - Courier - Yes Man ending - Neutral Karma - Cass

X - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Agender [they/them] - Courier - Yes Man ending - Neutral Karma - Benny

Nemo - 32 - Male [he/him] - Courier - Yes Man ending - Good Karma - Benny/Arcade

Enyo- 27 - Female [she/her] - Courier - Legion/independent ending - Very bad karma

Spotty (Icarus) - 19 - Male [he/him] - Lone - Neutral karma - Butch

Ophelia - 20 - Female [she/her] - Lone - Neutral Karma - Amata

Juliette - 26 - Female [she/her] - SoSu - Minutemen ending - Bad karma - Cait

Virgil - 15 - Nonbinary [they/them] - SoSu - Railroad ending - Good karma

Jack - 22 - Male [he/him] - SoSu - Minutemen ending - Good karma - Maccready

Donny - 15 - Demiboy [he/they] - SoSu - Minutemen ending - Neutral karma

Apollo - 36 - Male [he/him] - SoSu - Minutemen ending - Good karma - Nick

Orion - 32 - Agender [they/them] - SoSu - Railroad ending - Neutral karma - Deacon

Paz - 30 - Male [he/him] - SoSu - Railroad ending - Neutral karma - Danse/Travis

Katerina - 24 - Female [she/her] - SoSu - Railroad ending - Neutral karma - Ellie Perkins

Leo - 15 - Male [he/him] - SoSu - Minutemen ending - Good karma

#god there’s so many. help. #that’s 24 in total at this point someone just shoot me dear god #that’s too many. please send help. #I think the reason I have so many sole survivors is that took one look at the overly constructive background it gives you #and immediately took it as a fucking challenge. #so every one of them is an experiment to see how much I can fuck around without the plot becoming completely incohesive. #my current answer is “a whole fucking lot actually bethesda is just stupid” #but yknow. that’s not really new information is it. #anyway if you followed me from the smell post just to see this hot fuckin mess I’m sorry but you have no idea what you’re getting into #I have maladaptive daydreaming disorder and a massive hyperfixation and I will do whatever the fuck I want with those two things actually #also my attatchment to the yes man ending is so obvious sorry. i see funky robot man #and I go join funky robot man. #he has too much swag for me to resist. I know he’s a robot but he is AGGRESSIVELY transmasc yknow. #really hope you guys are reading the tags because I’m being funny down here