#some onions

[fieriframes]

[SOME ONIONS, SOME BELL PEPPER, ARTICHOKE BOTTOMS. THE HEARTS OF THE ARTICHOKES. GOD CREATED THE EARTH BUT THE DEVIL EVOLVED IT. ONCE THAT SAUTéS UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU ADD A LITTLE BIT OF CHOPPED UP CREMINI MUSHROOMS. THOSE WILL REALLY BREAK DOWN FOR THE FLAVOR.]

#s11e12 signature twists #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #some bell pepper #some onions #artichoke bottoms #little bit #cremini mushrooms #the #hearts #artichokes #god #earth #devil #chopped #those #flavor

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’ #if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

#in which cate tells stories #that!!!! sandwich!!!!!! #spicy chicken breast with fresh mozzarella red onions and pesto on a ciabatta roll #I’ve tried to recreate it and I CAN’T #I don’t know what spice mix they used but DAMN #and nobody’s pesto was better than theirs #so much good food at that job tbh #the chef liked cooking for me because I was always so thrilled with whatever he did #he made ricotta gnocchi once??? it was THE BEST EVER #and lobster ravioli? that wasn’t even on the MENU we were both just there late at night and he made it for himself and gave me some #his greens and beans were also perfect #but I especially miss that sandwich #I ate that almost every day that summer

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

an underrated glass onion detail is miles saying his mother took him to the louvre when he was six- a subtle implication about how like, he CLEARLY had money to start with. he didnt conveniently have all those connections that helped everyone early on, or that helped him start alpha with andi. 

like most rich people, he started with money and gained more and more.

#glass onion #knives out #miles bron #andi DID work hard and was rewarded but the moment he felt threatened he made it clear how precarious it all was for someone like her #who actually had to earn it #i bet that if the situation reversed he had some family connections that could have helped him actually fight a court case

[wherestoriescomefrom]

rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore

#Some geniuses in the notes are talking about how it wasn't the real mona lisa #And I'm editing my tags because tumblr is a website with minimal reading comprehension #But the POINT is that he went through all that effort to make the world canon complaint with ours #Only to DESTROY a cultural artefact real or not #Having massive political implications for the world #And that's what I was pointing out. Here and in another reblog that presumably no one will care to fish out #It's in the replies for those looking #Anyway I hope rian johnson makes ten of these without the mona lisa #Also as a side note. So many movies have ignored covid #Not this man. He's like no we'll include it. But if we divert from canon reality #We're going to destroy the mona lisa #Love that for him. Icon #hello void this is ridiculosity #knives out #glass onion

[mwagneto]

funniest part of the knives out movies is when blanc is like ok enough nonsense time for me to reveal the truth *starts stripping*

#can't point out the murderer if you dont show some skin #glass onion #knives out #knives out 2

[twisted-deal]

guys today's paper just dropped and i think i know these guys

References -> [x] [x] [x]

#floyd leech #ace trappola #jamil viper #twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanart #twst floyd #twst ace #twst jamil #twst basketball club #☆▪DEAL #admittedly i was having a little fun with these #don't worry guys it's all in jokes they hang out and are good friends #ace literally taught floyd how to spin a ball they're friENDS GUYS BELIEVE ME #this is inspired from @/egophiliac's yuu interviewing everyone #and i thought what if articles on the clubs so i went scouring the onion for some

[just-french-me-up]

I only watched Knives Out two days ago because I wanted to understand all the Glass Onion memes, and maybe that's a huge bias on my part but I knew Daniel Craig had an accent in the movies, i just didn't know which one, and I 110% expected a butchered french accent, because, come on, Benoit Blanc!

And nothing, NOTHING, could have prepared me for my reaction the first time he opened his mouth

#daniel craig #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #I JUST?????? #i had convinced myself for some reason?????????? #cause i never heard him TALK i only saw GIFS #and since his name was that i???? assumed??? #egg on my face for forgetting the louisiana purchase was a thing #THANKS napoleon #mine

[fieriframes]

[SOME ONIONS, SOME BELL PEPPER, ARTICHOKE BOTTOMS. THE HEARTS OF THE ARTICHOKES. BUT DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THE TURN WITHOUT PUTTING ON THE LIGHTS. ONCE THAT SAUTéS UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU ADD A LITTLE BIT OF CHOPPED UP CREMINI MUSHROOMS. THOSE WILL REALLY BREAK DOWN FOR THE FLAVOR.]

#s11e12 signature twists #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #some bell pepper #some onions #artichoke bottoms #little bit #cremini mushrooms #the #hearts #artichokes #way #turn #lights #chopped #those #flavor

[keingleichgewicht]

what's house of leaves?

the short version is, it's a book about a book about a book about a book about a movie that never existed about a house that's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. it is probably the single most famous/notorious existing work of "ergodic fiction", meaning basically fiction which exists in such a complex relationship with its medium that it takes nontrivial effort just to consume, meaning uhhhh a lot of it looks like this,

or worse!

it's like, fifty percent an extremely high-effort mockery of modern academia, it's often doing its active best to be completely incomprehensible to you, its and i cannot emphasize this enough A Space With A Beast In It. its awfully dear to my heart also. or as mark z danielewsky who wrote it puts it:

"I had one woman come up to me in a bookstore and say, 'You know, everyone told me it was a horror book, but when I finished it, I realized that it was a love story.' And she's absolutely right.

#house of leaves #hol #ask #anonymous #to clarify the first bit it is specifically like. an onion of unreliable narrators. scheherazade tactics with in-text citations #mark z danielewsky made a book about the editors making a book about johnny truant making a book about zampano making #a book about will navidson making a movie #about his family in A House Which Is Bigger On The Inside. #half the point of course is that at some point you start to feel that the book is also bigger on the inside

[serious-goose]

Hugh Grant is in his Bond girl era

#asdfghjkl #this is stupid i know #benoit blanc #glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #daniel craig #now rian johnson i will lose some of my animosity toward you if you make the old men kiss in the third one #glass onion spoilers #james bond

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Oh my god !!!!!

Well that explains this then

#i love to see him trending #yes give my boy some love #please be quick i need this film #also please get hugh grant to do another 3 seconds #no seriously what does later this year mean be more specific #daniel craig #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #knives out 3 #benoit blanc/phillip #james bond

[fluister]

“Blanc.” “...” “..Blanc?”

“...”

“The bread wasn’t that bad, was it?” “...”

“Come on, we’ll start that jigsaw I ordered.” “...” -sigh- “...” “Alright... It’s alright. We’ll just sit here a bit longer.”

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #philip #benoit x phillip #benoit having some lockdown blues #but philip is there! #flu art

[achronicallive]

So you know those silly little plants that evolved defence mechanisms such as literal poison that we eat for recreation for the purposes of experiencing a range of things from “it tastes good” to “I wish to feel the pain that god felt when creating this?” You know, like chocolate, caffeine, pepper, stuff like that?

I just thought of one that I haven’t seen before:

Onions.

Onions were so scared of being dug up and eaten that they just decided to develop highly irritable chemicals so that eating them, or even simply existing within a certain vicinity of them for too long was highly inadvisable if you wanted to keep your nervous system.

And then some fucker came along and said “what is this? Is bulby root! Let’s eat it. Oh that kinda hurts my eyes to be near but it’s fine. Wow that tastes bad but also very good! Let’s get a lot of these and use them as flavouring!”

So anyway my brain thought of that and immediately started trying to write one of those humans are space orcs fics except everyone is trying to secretly kill the humans without them noticing but it keeps backfiring, and one of the things they try to do is feed them all of these “super dangerous things” and then the humans are just like

Ah yes

Finally

Some good fucking food

#onions #humans are space orcs #poison #(technically) #finally some good fucking food

[reality-detective]

HEALTH TIP😮

Did you know it matters which onion you use?

YELLOW onions are the best all-around cooking onion. They also contain up to 10x more antioxidants than white onions.

WHITE onions are the crunchiest with the sharpest flavor. They are best in salsa and stir-fry.

RED onions are best for eating raw (guacamole, salads and sandwiches). They also contain Anthocyanins, a powerful antioxidant that reduces the risk of chronic disease.

SHALLOTS (Levi refers to these as the “gandolf onion”) have a more subtle flavor, but are higher in vitamins and minerals than other onions. They are great in vinaigrettes and garnishes.

Onions 🧅 are good for you. 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #onions #for your health #health tips #healthy living #food #red onion #yellow onion #white onion #shallots #you decide

[imliterallysnakejaguar]

DRAGONS RISING S2 SPOILERS‼️‼️

okay but i actually really hope that zane is the first one to 'find' jay in dr. it actually makes perfect sense. zane is being hunted by the administration, and we now know that Jay is in that kind of field of work (retrieval of items and/or persons) as he was present during the mission at the other monastery.

and like, wouldn't it be so so sad. jay shows up to take him to his death, zane isn't able to fight him bc well, he's JAY, and thus gets taken into custody. he then realises that jay doesn't recognise him. he's lost his memories. the very worst thing to ever happen to zane is now happening to one of his friends and no matter how hard he tries, he can't stop it. he can't help him.

meanwhile jay is just trying to do his job (transporting this random robot to the incinerator), but the robot starts saying things that only jay should know. he talks about jay's lightning, and his food preferences, and his daily habits, and jay is frankly TERRIFIED. not of how much this stranger knows about him, but of the idea that he might have been wasting the past few years of his life working at a dull office job instead of being with a loving family.

thankq for listening to my ted talk (i DEFINITELY won't be writing a one-shot of this omg)

#ninjago #ninjago zane #ninjago fanart #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago angst #agent walker #sobbing #ninjago dragons rising #please ninjago writers give us some more zangst #if this or at least ONE interaction between agent walker and zane happens i can die in peace #because the parallels #who's cutting onions