#society sure is weird

[junipercalle]

I have a Reddit account, mostly because I wanted feedback on my query letters for Ismene.

It's nice to browse on there and see that a lot of the experiences I have are experiences people share. Like the weirdness of social interactions.

I think that one of the things I enjoy about writing is that I can write stories that I understand--or, rather, stories that communicate themselves to the reader.

Social stuff isn't like that. Take "How are you?". Well, it's a question. I should answer those truthfully (it seems respectful to, and also, experience states that if a superior asks, you'd better). Briefly, since if someone's working, that'd be the way.

But when you're asked how you are doing, you're not meant to answer the question at all. There is a formula response: "Fine, thank you", or some thing--and that is often true as an answer! But you're expected to answer with something like that, without any explanation, and even when it is a lie. It's bizarre. You're supposed to disregard what someone (that you don't dislike) said, and respond as if they didn't ask that question; but they didn't ask it in malice either.

Politeness as a lie, as an expectation that you deliberately misinterpret what is said, is very surreal to me. I understand that social norms are the consensus that has come to be, for my given context, and that I have to deal with them, and even that they apparently come naturally to some people, but they're still weird.

I don't meant that IRL society is wrong, or that it's wrong for there to be people I do not understand. I mean that, when it comes to me alone, I enjoy that I can write people such that there's not so much guesswork about what they're trying to say. Or build text such that the implicit things are communicated explicitly. It's very satisfying.

#writer diary #society sure is weird #I like being a hermit

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

#answers #I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like #I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡 #And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it #Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him #Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways #Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are #Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though #I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't #He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold #And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be #Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps #They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon' #And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing #Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any. #Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common #But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE #*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying #Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around #Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST #So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while

[boundingfeather]

you could make a top 5 weirdest dates in the cosmere list and the carnival scene from yumi wouldn't even make it despite the fact that The Painter's a ghost and has to explain how to have fun to Yumi

#cosmere #ssp3 #ssp3 spoilers #yumi and the nightmare painter #brandon sanderson #idk what would be number one #but im at least 50% sure it would be siri and susebron #raoden and sarene would also be on there...forming a society of magical half crazed zombies is a WEIRD date

[firstroseofspring]

dr. b'elanna torres phd! (eventually) she got first place in the 35th annual planet-wide science fair but she nearly knocked kessik's moon out of orbit so she was asked not to return the next year

#star trek voyager #my art #b'elanna torres #society if b'elanna got to be weird >>>>> #voyager would be hitting warp 15 taking trips to the delta quadrant on the weekends #she asked for a chem kit and never looked back. john can see the path to starfleet unfolding before him so he's chill #miral ignores the maniacal laughter from the garage bc she can't deny it takes true bravery to do the things b'elanna does for fun #b'elanna on the phone with her classmate like yeah i got a cease and desist letter from starfleet so. :) #i think the multidimensional warp project is reaally coming together. #yeah it- mhm. yeah its the third one so far this year. uh- not sure lemme check. oh! february. why?

[samyelbanette]

Samy and Joel went to a hockey game today. 🏒🥅⛸️

Posted to Instagram by Arttu Lindeman. February 2nd, 2024.

#samy elbanna #joel hokka #lost society #blind channel #I’m sure one of the weird hockey RPF girlies who follow me can tell us who was playing

[brbgensokyo]

not to be an old man but technologically and sociologically amazing things like MMOs becoming so natural that they've become wallpaper is honestly a shame. They're such bizzare constructs from both a subcultural and textual level

#i like #think alot of about the people of limsa ive talked too and all the folk that helped me when i was commiting self harm with bdo #and that kind of stuff just isnt captured by modern MMO media bc the concept of a virtual society just isnt novel anymore #even when its still exceedingly weird #theres also never any talk about how culture drifts within the game itself #adamantoise was a much smaller place with alot of more friendly faces prior to ShB's launch #alot less Courtesan clubs/cafes/bars/etc for sure

[lightshiningforth]

The fact that Uhura, Sulu, and M’Benga don’t have first names in the original series is frustrating first and foremost because it smacks of racism (they’re the only recurring characters of color AND the only recurring characters without first names), but also because their later established names make me think of the newer versions of their characters, not the originals.

#star trek #star trek tos #yes I’m aware that Spock goes by one name as well #but he is an alien and that’s how his society works #I’m sure there are some cultures in our vast human world that only give people one name #but not in the USA where the show was made and whose ideals infuse the show for better or worse #weird that they thought of a name for Kevin Riley but not Uhura and Sulu who appear way more

[queerstudiesnatural]

i think it's time to take a page from the james flint gay agenda manifesto; stop trying to convince people that the queers are not a danger to society, and become a menace to civilisation instead. the real queer agenda should be to overthrow any and all social systems. work in tandem with other marginalised groups and set heteropatriarchy on fire. become ungovernable, ignore social norms, uplift new voices. assimilation should not have ever been the goal. queer people are different. difference is good. the real enemy is conformity. conformity is responsible for every man made horror in history. war, poverty, hate crimes, slavery, genocide, they are all made possible by the existence and desirability of a status quo. remove the desirability of normalcy and you remove the foundation for all systems of suffering. systems work because a majority of people have decided it was in their best interest to uphold them. but is it really? remove the desirability of normalcy and you have no grounds for competition. keep quiet out of fear that the system will decide you are abnormal next, and you are making sure it will. fuck civilisation, fuck normalcy, fuck the status quo.

#rain posts #sorry watching black sails has enraged me #seeing gay people and women become outwardly transphobic #because they've convinced themselves that trans people are the problem #because they're so scared of society turning on them/relieved that the heat is off them for once #that they'll do anything to keep their spot on the normal people hall of fame #is so fucking heartbreaking #you fucking idiots are only succeeding in making sure that people remain categorised #that a hierarchy perseveres between normal and abnormal people #that inequality remains the foundation for civilisation #if you are anything other than a cis gendered heterosexual wealthy abled white western man #then society is not and will never be your friend #it's so fucking baffling that such a small group of people has managed to create an atmosphere of fear worldwide #where instead of saying fuck that we've all decided that we needed to find any resemblance we have to that tiny group of people #(being white or cis or male or straight etc) #and beg to be included based on that one similarity #i'm so fucking tired of normalcy i'm so fucking tired of quiet acceptance #be fucking weird. be appreciative of other people's weirdness. refuse to put anyone into categories #categories lead to classification and hierarchy #the most powerful weapon we have is non conformity #we all possess it. so fucking use it. #and at the very least (if you're scared for yourself) make sure other people's right to non conformity is protected and uplifted

[octocurse]

Societies' sexualization of incontinence and incontinence products is insane . Like . People just automatically assume it’s a sexual thing when they see an adult in a diaper / talk about incontinence like disabled people don't exist

#Plot twist: it’s not #I think we as a society should be allowed to shame people who purposefully disabled themselves and then post kink under said #Disabilities tags / in the community where people didn’t ask to be disabled #It’s also soooo goddamn weird how kink communities are like “it’s all about consent!!!” but the MOMENT it’s agere content in any form / #Content about someone being incontinent #they’re just allowed to start ignoring the “NO NSFW/KINK” signs written all over the posts #That was sarcastic btw #They’re absolutely not allowed to and are openly disregarding boundaries #Sure it’s not EVERYONE in those communities #Doesn’t mean that they don’t still crosstag agere and kink like it’s some sort of game

[da-proti-toku-grem]

why can't anyone understand that everyone is different and not everyone likes the same things and that it's completely okay AND normal for someone not to like going out and preferring to stay at home :/

#honestly i understand that my parents care about me and they don't want me to be feeling bad #and that they ask me bc they just want to make sure i'm okay #but i've explained to them what i feel like and they just don't get and i get mad but i akso know it's not their fault and just... oughhhhh #like yeah i have a weird kind of social anxiety according to my therapist and even she doesn't know exactly how to help me yet #but there are just so many reasons behind why i don't like going out and it's not just bc it gives me anxiety #or why those situations give me anxiety in the forst place #1. i'm just a very introverted person that doesn't like going out #2. crowded places/closed spaces/places where there's not enough ventilation/loud places (be it people talking or just music) overwhelme me #3. all said in 2 + flashing lights give me huge migraines that can linger for over 3 days #4. i am very much a night owl and i'm forced to live in a society where that isn't fucking acceptable apparently and i'm called lazy for - #- not being productive in the morning when the only reason behind it is that i am a lot more productive at night #but no one ket's me do that bc 'why are you doing stuff when you're supposed to be asleep?' #i have been the same since i was little. literally nothing has changed #and people where always like 'oh she's just shy' #but idk wtf changed #maybe it was that i became and 'adult' or maybe the fact that i started therapy and they told my parents that i have social anxiety. idk #but suddenly every single person in my family is worried about it and they're genuinely making me feel like there's smth wrong about me #i mean. i have my problems i'm not gonna go telling you that i'm perfect bc i'm pretty much not #but is there really smth that wrong with me that i need to fix #or is society just a bitch that doesn't understand that there's different kinds of people and everyone is different & IT'S COMPLETELY OKAY #have they ever thought about the fact that maybe these situations cause me anxiety bc i've been forced all my life to do them #even if i don't like them #instead of thinking that i don't like them BC they cause me anxiety?? #i mean. i know i have to go out more and that there's tons of things i can do ofc #but you can't just force me to do things i don't want to and put on a good face while doing it *every.fucking.day* #aaaaand i could add a lot more things but i'm once again reaching the tag limit so i shoukd just shut up #it's just driving me crazy bc i know they're trying to help but it really is not helping at all............. #ranting

[dramatic-dolphin]

today in my dreams I visited the world of the bunny-things.

they're like toddler-sized antropomorphic bunnies. you know, the stylized plushie kind, with two legs and two arms and very long lop-ears. very cute. just adorable.

"why are you calling them things, isn't that rude?" not at all, because i got a fascinating look into bunny-thing sociolinguistics too. the only personal pronoun they have is "it", and they don't have words like "someone" or "everyone", only something and everything.

apparently they consider thinking they are different from every other thing in the world the height of arrogance. they're not different from a tree or a rock just because they are alive and sentient. strange worldview but I kind of dig it.

#i'm pretty sure i kept calling them bunny-things specifically so i didn't forget their pronoun preferences #also this is the third fucking time i get a look into the sociolinguistics of weird dream societies i find myself in #well it's more the sociology of language in this case. but also why am i dreaming of this. #trick question we all know why. it's because i'm insane.

[applejongho]

idk how to articulate this correctly but like 🥲 the whole "girl _____" rubs me the wrong way. ig the pilot girl _____, girl dinner, was innocent enough at first glance but now I've seen girl therapy (relaxing after a long day) and girl memory (approximating a time period based on your nails or hairstyle in a picture) and it's just. why are we doing this. why are we gendering normal things and why are we specifically gendering things that happen to be "ditzy," "silly," and sometimes "dumb"

#obligatory statement of: theres nuance here and im not saying this is the most pressing issue of our generation nor am i saying this is #actively hurting people and we need to protest against this or some shit. no. thats not it #like sure. it's innocent enough. but it makes me feel uncomfortable. the things that i (as a woman) do arent 1) because of my gender or 2) #exclusive to my gender #not to mention that 'girl' is a little infantilizing. woman dinner sounds weird. woman therapy sounds weird. woman math sounds weird #and the fact that it has taken off. i just kinda sit and stare at others like ????? #i'll admit tho i have said 'girl dinner' before but it's usually in reference to something that shouldnt be eaten #and the 'girl' is /specifically/ me. i could say anne dinner and it would mean the same thing. anne dinner is jh in a suit etc #it's just a weird situation and like lmk if what im saying is absolute bullshit but also... #something something society's view of gender is unearthing itself something something #something something anne likes thinking too much about gender's role in society something something #apple lady words

[magpiesbones]

I’ve just done a mass reread of witch hat and like. It Gets Me that olrugio is apparently SO well known for being brilliant at magic that he worries about being spotted in the cafeteria at lunch time (and then does get spotted and accosted by Hiehart who is fabulous but. Exactly how Much of an outlier is his behaviour?) and Qifrey is infamous enough that On Sight he is the subject of gossip.

like olruggio is really That famous? That good at magic? And then he makes friends with Qifrey who is really kind of a troublemaker and a pariah and then Leaves. there’s only ever that One panel of Peoples’ Opinions On Qifrey but. based on Qifrey Backstory and what can reasonably be inferred about witch society from admittably Everything Else witch society was probably Shocked that Olruggio left the hall to go hang out with Qifrey

#witch hat atelier #tongari boushi no atelier #tbna #like. Exactly How Much of an upset was it that Olruggio didn’t pass the fifth test and go on to be a librarian/next sage of wisdom #but no he chose to go hang out with his weird secretive friend like That Sure Is A Statement Dude #and imo mental-health-wise it’s probably better for him he Did Not seem happy in the hall At All #but I am still highly amused by thinking about what the outsider pov on all this might have been #the other possibility is that witch society is just Small but that’s not nearly as funny

[goatsghost]

nightwing #65

i’m curious if the “gray son of gotham” thing has been around for a long time? obviously it’s not been canon since dick’s introduction, but how soon after?

because this might be controversial but i feel like if they want to write a story about a robin being groomed to be the heir to a huge evil empire, they should write a damian comic and not turn dick’s family’s legacy into something dark for no reason

#again; i haven’t read many dick-centered series at all so i genuinely don’t know about this #but it seems so weird to mess with the graysons’ backstories #especially since we got to see more of mary’s childhood through raptor’s pov #and the family is obviously as kindhearted as ever #if at times in trouble with the law #they’re not the heirs to a secret evil society #nightwing 2016 #dick grayson #william cobb #ggw liveblog #i’m sure i’ll end up liking it soon anyway lol #i liked the court of owls in the gotham knights game; i’m sure i’ll like the actual comic version too

[boxwinebaddie]

Across the ninaverse Kyle is beautiful yes ( and I his is definitely true for your lovely take on the superhero au ) but so so scary

Please don't let that ugly ass tfbw human kite suit design stay scary tho I'm begging you ☹️☹️ I'm not sorry it's so horrid I cry thinking about it even Cousin Kyle pulled it off more than they did like holy fuck IT'S SO BAD 😭😭 I have personal beef with that god damn design LIKE WTF IS THAG?? I never got the chance to fully play through tfbw after my mom DELETED IT OFF HER COMPUTER I'm still mad about that hwhdhgr but!! from what I saw I didn't mind the human kite I just stay up at night thinking about how Kyle deserved better

also!! I think it's rlly cool that it's canon the human kite is gender neutral and asexual and I wanted to hear your opinions on that and COUSIN KYLE WHEN?? 🤨🤨

( now I don't remember if I actually sent one previously about rm5 and how much I loved it I might have deleted it?? It was a dumpster fire of rambling is all I remember )

-Stan who loves Kyle but is personally traumatised from that ugly ass tfbw design 🧡 I'm actually personally offended for him they did him so wrong I'm sorry if this makes no sense this is built up anger

hi orange heart stan! :) <3

first of all, i am glad you agree! i believe in beautiful style supremacy.

i just think whereas stan is like commercially and cosmetically beautiful, like in terms of like celebrity, supermodel, break your neck looking at him on the street, boy next door pretty. (aka conventionally attractive in a way that is indisputable, i think, like That shockingly stunning...also he hates it more than anything in the world smh )

kyle is definitely a more ethereal renaissance painting, sort of elfish/fae like, looks kind of like a timeless museum statue like high cheek bones, prominent nose, pretty red hair, hes attractive in a feel like a less conventional way but is still spellbindingly beautiful as a muse...also kyle thinks hes ugly i want to die ( spef. human kite kyle )

--sorry i sat on this anon for a while, i was trying to troubleshoot what i wanted my human kite to look like in my universe! which, again, i have not played tfbw -- but i have read extensively on it because you know i try to be thorough...so if some of this is wrong it all belongs in my dystopian, sci-fi commentary on societies prejudices, fear of what they don't understand, superhero au, where canon is mostly there to provide the bones/basics and i chaotically world build around it. ;)

**also i did not know that kite!kyle was gender neutral and asexual, so i will adjust accordingly and use they/them to refer to kyle. i also have never played an asexual character, so i am interested! i am also curious whether that was a conscious choice or something to do with them being an alien ( i think...both maybe? interesting! )

also bc last time i did toolstan and kyshed, this ask is for the kyle/kite lore im working through and a lot of stankite because aw <3

but DO NOT WORRY!!!! i did scrap the original design because it's hideous. okay i'm going to drop some pinterest pictures. xx

( you how i am im sorry guys i love pinterest sm smh )

this is insane...i am apologizin in advance...

*hides* don't make fun of me omg

so obviously kyle is an alien and as such i feel like the pigment of their skin is not a natural...human color. so i was thinking about shades of the sky and i was thinking about the teal jumpsuit so i settled on blue!

so to me, in alien form, kyle has blue skin ( sort of similar to mystique in xmen i feel like...probably an interesting skin texture? ) and i think all of their freckles are actually white? so they look like little stars ;-; their entire body just looks like beautiful night sky or blue sky with tiny clouds/sun spots...theyre like a living painting.

however...they are...insecure abt it but when kite visits stan and stan likes them more and more he says theyre really beautiful <333 :') ( them and their frecks ) and that he tells his super best friend, who is anxious abt their freckles that they look like constellations but that kite really is like The Sky haha

( i think it’s funny when secret identity stan and kyle talk abt eachother in human form to kite and shed haha )

--sidebar, but i think that ky might have some sort of kite alien birthmark to represent the kite imagery, but its hidden ofc ofc

—second sidebar: i think kyles voice as kyle is very uptight and forced but as kite, his relaxed alien mothertongue is a lot more fluid/faster it has a fantastic alien dream like quality they also forget to use human words sometimes bless them stan is confused

( he’s not complaining tho whatever u say beautiful alien person w the cool pretty voice )

i also think just for the purpose of it not being too obvious who kite is in human form and just based on the reverse of kyles warm toned human skin pigment being blue i think that kyles hair in kite form is...white? i feel like they r giving celestial drow elf alien energies.

( also tech bc of the reverse pigment their cool laser eyes should be red but i kinda want them to be really bright green like wooo shiny )

but their HAIR AAAAA ( ok its curlier tho like very curly )

also yes its really pretty!!!! stan did say wowza up close skhdlkha it has soft cloud texture and feels like cotton candy...wowza indeed

as for the costume moment...to me it really reads as more of a cloak? like i'm thinking raven of team titan vibes except...weather?

like this cool cloak thing, maybe a little half leotard/jumpsuit moment for For Their Bits...do aliens have bits? yes...maybe? im crying omghs ( listen i made stan look like a birthday party stripper or like hes on the cover of a sexy men at work playboy calendar [ was it you that thought it was funy when i said shed looked like a magic mike construction worker? ]...ky can be a little scandy as a treat xx )

but!!!! in my brain, the cloak is an heirloom that was passed down thru shelia's side ( in my weird lore, i'm thinking shelia is an alien who married a nonmutated human and had kyle who is like half alien? ike is not an alien...just a human canadian boy...and nuisance. )

...and its like a sheet...of the atmosphere? or something that was like...made/woven out of the sky?? and it helps them with flight and also turns the color of whatever the sky is at the moment ( for camouflage purposes ) and is essentially weather proof, rain, sun, snow,

thunder...lightning...:/

so i think kyles one regret is that they missed stan getting struck by lightning but risked alien form flying him to the hospital, concealing him in the kyle cloak and set him on the steps of hells pass...they could have prevented it and it haunts them everyday bc stan almost didnt survive...kyle does not know it gave him powers however smh

but yes!!! half kite/atmosphere alien icon kyle!!! i hope they thrill you!!!

i think the entire broflovski family is concealing the fact that they are aliens/harboring secret aliens because its dangerous and people are REALLY racist towards aliens ( who i think fled their planets due to persecution...i dont know if this is getting too political given the current climate lmk ) and they get killed by extremist groups who...sigh...tell them to go back to their planets...their galaxies >:(

reg kyle “human cameo form” just for reference btw (if we remember) ft. kyle trying to draw what he thinks shed looks like ;-;

for ref they are like an art history/psychology major at cu

stan and kyle are roomates ouo but no they do not kiss :/....yet ;)

kyle is mad abt hiding it but for the sake of their family, keep it lowkey...that does not stop them from protesting for mutant/alien rights, going to dangerous rallies with stan ( who is shed aka mutated technically...but bc his mutation is considered "helpful" "not ugly" or scary by society...tool shed is a superhero...where as someone like kyle who is an alien and widely hated and demonized. )

i also think that kyle...might not sleep at night bc alien ? i think that they might just watch stan sleep in their dorm ( ok twilight ) or take night flights ( WHICH IS DANGEROUS SHEILA SAID NOT TO DO THAT ) and i also dont think they eat human food? or at least it doesnt nourish kyle/other aliens...and tastes really fucking bad.

i think there is some sort of underground part of the city, some sort of like dark web, undercity, black market part of denver/most major cities, where heavily mutated people, aliens, cyborgs, other species can interminge, you can buy alien life sources/energy fluid idk, chef is down there and i think has 72372329 arms and makes the alien food into fine dining...which is probably still scary but stan will eat anythin

also yes i do think kite takes stan down there once and they sit in the human-alien friendly restaurant and stan is like WowZA !! its scary but accepting down there...they also make u state ur species...and stan says human bc...his cover...but the machine picks up that he has a mutation but stans like ahaha must be broken im so normal! woops!

--sidebar abt stan...also heres pinterest toolstan again for ref :***

greasy king oh my god...hes cute tho in a snapback frat-fuckboy way

people do not know that stan is mutated, when they checked him at the hospital i think the machine...Exploded...when he was being treated for the strike...but uh RANDY IS SUPER RACIST AGAINST ALIENS AND MUTATED PEOPLE HE THINKS THEYRE ABOMINATIONS so its a secret...sharon...might know? and is protecting him from randy and people that might want him dead.

but I THINK that because stan can manip tools it works for things like...gears...engines...metal...parts of technology? so he makes the scanners and mutation check station machines go haywire or malfunction...tbh he is safe for now but he do be fuckin up smh

( but anyways! i do think that humans going down into the undercity alone is not completely safe...or at all because while a majority of aliens/mutated humans/other species are very kind and accept you for your authentic self...

...there are definitely some extremists on the other side of the coin who think ALL humans are evil and should die so...kind of dangerous to go alone...but i think stan goes down there ( either as shed or reg stan ) to pick up more alien food for kite bc he looks...faint...i think he almost dies or gets captured ripppp he is a damsel in distress )

cousin kyle!!!! oh my god so cousin kyle i guess is also a kite mutant alien then...BUT HES REALLY BAD AT BEING AN ALIEN AND HIDING IT HES BAD AT CONTROLLING HIS POWERS AND ALMOST BLOWS THEIR COVER A LOT...and whenever he comes by...kyle is basically babysitting him...bugs them abt liking stan

i do also think sometimes cousin kyle has to tag along w kyle to raccoon and friend meetings so he knows kyle is kite AND ALSO WENT WITH HUMAN KITE 2 AS A NAME? KYLE WAS MAD ASF

off topic i think alien kyle is like seven feet tall *wowza* i also think they have a tail not in a furry way let me live!!! in a badass alien way!

also...riley if ur reading this...alien form kyle is tall...but human form kyle...is short...also im making toolshed stan tall...ur welcome bestie

they also practice both judaism and kite theology ( but venturing to that church or getting caught w/ their alien torah essential is dangerous and could get you suspected as an alien and killed :( )

like u can live in society as an alien or someone with an advanced mutation but its...4x as hard to get a job, do anything, you get hatecrimed everyday...could get killed...its not worth it :////

last thing just for clarity:

i'm still working on this bear with me...its complicated ik

to me the way society divides mutations ( also i think there is a 20% percent chance people are born mutated bc of how chemically contaminated the possibly worldwide water supply is ill go into that later if people want it ) that u are accepted in society as a mutant if you have a small mutation, like a party trick, something that doesn't effect how you look but! also if you look human and have a power that you use to Save people, you're hailed as a superhero aka toolshed/fp

but racoon and friends is for like the shady odds and ends, the social pariah/outcasts who society doesnt like/dont fit in, like racoon!cartman is literally a raccoon person, mosquito i think does have a crazy pointy nose situation/maybe is some sort of bug alien...captain diabetes is medically compromised/weak...kyle is an alien...tolkien used to be racoon and friends bc he was a cyborg but realized evil was not the way...him and timmy switched over...

tldr: public perceptions in my weird tfbw universe ( wip )

humans: "good" ( ew )

humans with mutations that dont effect how you look: also good

human-mutants with strong powers that appear human/conventionally attractive: extremely good, worshipped

humans with mutations that make you look inhuman ( extra limbs, unnatural skin color, scales cysts/growths, wings, fangs, tails, ‘monstorous’/scary deformities): bad, frowned upon

aliens, cyborgs, other species in gen: V BAD, might incite violence

r&f are villians but because they are against a society that hates them and therefore lashing out in a way that started out as vigilante justice, but is now becoming Evil ( cartman i think just likes chaos )

and freedom pals is just trying to keep everyone safe and i think there are varying tolerances for the members of r&f by fp ( not bc of their mutations but bc of the atrocities committed by r&f like suspending school buses over buildings, holding civilians hostage etc. ) so when mysterion presented the idea of a merger a lot of them said hell no!! im not working with those motherfuckers!!! stan included...but after spending time w/ kite is reconsidering his stance on the merger

i also...think the undercity is a wellkept secret/people think its an evil place and dont go down there...its hard to get down there unless u know someone to protect civilians living down there..so most people think its a myth, a bad place etc. fp included but now that stan has been hes like...ITS BLOWING HIS MIND OKAY HES LEARNIN SM

sooooo basically kyle joined the villain cause bc people treat them like a villian anyways also took the name Human Kite when theyre obviously an alien just to b an asshole…luv them omg fight the power

ANYWAYS! I HOPE THAT MADE SENSE THE BOTTOM PART I AM STILL WORKING ON SHLHDSD ALSO IDK I TOOK A LOT OF LIBERTIES LMK HAHA SHSJS

-uncle nina, sweatin over my weird au again

#OK I GOT WAY TOO INTO THIS IM SORRY IF ITS WEIRD AND NOT VERY CANON COMPLIANT #i did make kyle a 7ft tall atmospheric alien creature w blue skin and white freckles and white hair #they are very gorgina to me!!! #i hope the lore is cool or kinda makes sense let me know haha or dont let me have my delusional superhero au #i wanted it to be fun and superheroy but also dark and gritty and like reflective of society in a modern dystopian way? #idk i hope it was cool and not too much #BUT UH ALIEN KITE KYLE AND HUMAN STAN ARE SO CUTE #bc hes like u are secretly my arch nemesis i hate u #and sees them by the window a lot and is like oh god kite knows my identity #but realizes they dont and just happen to save stan a lot #and now hes kinda like wow my 7ft tall alien boyfriend that sometimes does not know human traditions kiss me sahdlshd #also in hs stan was playin his homecoming game there were recruiters and he almost missed his touchdown #but kyle cheated and manipulated the air 2 make the ball go in #gay ass behavior #also kyle just has to pretend to eat people food its so funny theyre like mmmm this is so....good...y...um #idk what the alien food is yet ill get back to u its def...slimey and very suss...stan would eat it tho..garbage disposal king... #the undercity people like stan some of them were intially sussed but hes cute and harmless if it comes out hes shed itll b bad tho #the fp are enemies of the undercity for surely! anyways stankite kyshed forbidden love square babey!

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So have a new OC! His name is Reynold and he works as like…. CIA or FBI I don’t know yet. His hobby is doting on his younger (by ten years) brother. His younger brother (and a friend) are recruited by a goddess from another world to be the hero (and aid) to saving her world from the demon king. Unfortunately, the hero is bad at saving the world if seems.

The goddess returns to earth and begs Reynold to join her and help the hero - his beloved younger brother. So he agrees under the condition that “I would do literally anything to help him. I only ask when you send me to your world, I want to be a woman.” And the goddess is just like “odd flex but ok” and does so.

Rey (it’s so much cuter than Reynold and still works) then does an excellent job at protecting the hero and solving problems for townspeople … to the point that the demon lord’s army kidnaps her and takes her to their castle as leverage to lure out the hero. The demon lord looks at her and just gets really confused because “your soul doesn’t match your appearance. If you aren’t the hero, were you cursed?” And Rey is not willing to admit to the big bad demon lord ‘well my brother called me creepy since we’re both guys and he wished he had an older sister instead’ so he just looks away and says nothing. Over a week, Rey keeps waiting for torture of some sort (heck, she’d be willing to torture someone for the hero and besides /what/ is otherworldly torture like?) but the demon lord keeps trying to talk and ask questions. Finally, he asks “do you want me to return your form?” And Rey agrees. He kinda misses being a guy.

Finally the hero gets to the castle and is ready to fight the demon lord and … doesn’t understand why there’s an illusion of his brother in the castle since he should be a she last he was aware. Reynold tells him “oh hey! I solved the whole world being doomed problem. I’m engaged to the demon lord. Don’t worry, I arranged for you and your friend to return home! And! I’ve secured visitation rights!”

The hero tries to suggest they team up and take the demon lord out buuuut the demon lord isn’t thrilled by the idea so he transforms into a huge dragon and gets between the brothers. Unfortunately, Reynold thinks that’s kinda hot. Crap. Oh well. He’s gonna be married to him so it’s fine probably. And so that’s how Reynold saves another world and gains a seven foot tall husband.

Also noteworthy: he’s basically a cryptid in two worlds. On earth he’s constantly going radio silent and then popping up at his parents house and picks the lock and stays for ten minutes before leaving. In the other world, rumors of a woman in love with the hero who fought anyone who got too close still linger in multiple towns.

#guess I’ll marry the demon lord? #I love him so much you guys he’s a menace to society #also whenever he talks to the goddess he just pulls out sunglasses to wear #bc she is glowy and has a halo and he’s not going to go blind over this crap #and when he wants to introduce his husband to his parents #the demon lord is like surely this is a bad idea I mean look at me #and Reynold is just buddy you’re literally like the least weird thing I can show my parents in my life #which kinda concerns the demon lord but he agrees #so they go to earth and he watches Reynold about to pick the lock #and gets so confused because WHY ARENT YOU KNOCKING??? like a normal ? #and Reynold looks confused because I HAVE NEVER KNOCKED ON A DOOR MY ENTIRE LIFE #then he agrees to knock because good lord he married an upstanding citizen or something yikes fine #and the demon lord is now VERY concerned by his husband’s standards