#so was your guess correct lol

[qqueenofhades]

in the land of snow and shadow is SUCH a lovely title, which ship is it for? I have a bet with myself over which it is. XD

Aha, this is the sequel to my Shadow and Bone season 2 Fivan fic, we could stay like this forever [lost in wonderland]. I wrote it after we learned by Word of God that Fedyor and Ivan were both alive and supposed to be in SAB s2, but foiled by scheduling conflicts for their actors. Anyway, now that Netflix has been its usual terrible self and cancelled SAB (everyone throw poo at them), in the land of snow and shadow is both the sequel to LIW and the exploration of things I would have liked to see in season 3. As such, the ships are Fivan, Darklina (he's dead but since when does that stop him), some Nikolina, and my dearest need, which is Ivan/Jesper foetp, or rather Ivan hating Jesper's guts for all eternity while Jesper is like AH YES I KNEW WE WERE BESTIES!!!! I am excite.

I actually just finished chapter 2 of that earlier today, and have about 15k words written overall. I'm trying to decide when I want to start posting it, but yes, it is at least in production. Ahem.

#letmetellyouaboutmyfeels #ask #fivan #fivan ff #in the land of snow and shadow #wip tag game #so was your guess correct lol

[deafening-radio-silence]

I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.

#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts #so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so #all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation #idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists #bucky barnes #tfaws #alpine #my art #thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol #i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule #so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats #she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner #now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter #i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol #anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol

[obihoe]

naruto people need to become a bit more creative w their dreams for the future at some point i think like it cant be that literally every child who wants to make something out of themselves only dreams of becoming hokage. how about being a weapons manufacturer. build huge fucking scythes and kunais and other cool ninja shit. become a teacher. a trainer for magical animals. something like that. like something thats actually cool sgsgsgs and there cannot be 50 hokage per generation anyway

#posts #naruto #i mean i guess it makes sense since youre raised to admire the hokage #so every child grows up thinking this is the highest goal u can reach #and its ur duty to protect ur people etc. these tags are becoming too serious for the silliness of this post sgsgsfs #but im watching the tsunade retrieval arc rn and she was thinking abt nawaki and dan and like both of them #Of Course they also dreamt abt becoming hokage lol. like both of them #and its treated as such an honourable goal like the characters with honorable aspirations are always connected to the hokage dream #how abt coming up with something new for once LOL #u know who had the correct goal? shikamaru #i dont like him so much but his plan for the future was literally just to be some guy who is chilling #a ninja who goes on missions and looks at the sky and just chills #THATS a good goal. lol

[quinn-pop]

genuinely i could not sleep until i drew this. sewing jokes ft a very confused kirby

at first i thought this idea was silly but i mean. it probably would be a big deal for the prince of patchland to be made of synthetic fibers, so uh

bonus doodle of me when i actually am sewing lol (sorry for the anatomically incorrect iron)

#yeah it’s anatomically incorrect (like everything i draw) because i really didnt feel like getting a reference #okay here’s your explanations #singer and brother are both sewing machine brands lol #inter facing makes stuff stiff #smth not cut on the bias won’t stretch as well (basically he’s saying they’re not flexible. i didn’t mean literally but ig you could #interpret it that way. idk whatever) #tulle is a light and airy fabric yea but it’s also a bit stiff and scratchy so…don’t tell kirby that i guess #anyway these made me giggle and i lost sleep because!!! #I kept thinking about them for so long #and now ive had awful insomnia all week and have hardly slept lol so hoping posting this will help (I wish) #but i have more ideas so i might do more later #kirbyposting #kirby #prince fluff #king dedede #also fluff just looks angry a lot i promise he isn’t #can interpret as kirfluff #btw i suck at sewing so feel free to correct me

[devilsskettle]

i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time

#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies #(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is) #but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste #+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies #+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory #and like i said SUCH a good cold opening #tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene #i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing #and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story #not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work #but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it #anyway. movee of all time to me #also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao #my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct #anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess? #actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece #anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now #it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team #anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

ppl who do mushrooms and weed bc they are "natural" (many things are Natural and doesn't mean they are good for you) will literally say shit like actually is has been PROVEN mushrooms are much less dangerous than alcohol!!!! alcohol is the DEVIL!!!!

gurl a glass of wine will never do to you what mushrooms can do to you. i've had a friend almost die bc she took "very safe" mushrooms that were legal and guaranteed by a certified shop owner that they were okay. she took a small, recommended amount. and she had a trip so bad she couldn't drink water bc she couldn't remember how and then she couldn't sober up, or eat chocolate which usually helps, etc. and she needed to be supervised bc she almost died. and other ppl in the group weren't doing so great either.

#personal #honestly there is this brand of ppl who are into drugs and yell that alcohol is the devil bc i guess they had an alcoholic relative #which sucks but also like #it's not the same my dude #you can be addicted to alcohol yes and a lot of ppl are #but you can also be addicted to weed :))) i know many people who are and if you are defending it so much you probably are too #if you smoke every day and rely on it for Anxiety #a glass of something strong never did to me what a joint did does lol #it is my personal choice not to do anything besides occasional drinking and i guess caffeine is a drug that i am very much addicted to #but you can't say that caffeine and weed are the same thing lol #ohhh i am angry #uwu ACTUALLY cocaine is much better for you than alcohol >:(((( #like come onnnnn #just smoke your joint and shut up #there doesn't have to be a Pure and Morally Correct reason for you wanting to get high #i know that there have been like studies that are like oh it's different for weed in terms of physical addiction but like. #1. ppl who are VERY into weed usually don't JUST do weed they do other drugs #2. you can be psychologically addicted to it like oh i cannot do without my weed even if you won't have severe physical withdrawal symptoms

[mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

Kazumi mishima shouldn't be in a vinesauce vinny corruptions stream

Kazumi Mishima shouldn't be in a Vinesauce Vinny Corruptions stream.

#Mishima In Places He Shouldn't Be #Code Red: Mishima in Impending Danger #i think? #kazumi mishima #your turn to die #yttd #again i dont know much about vinesauce #so lmk if this is correct or not #i just took a wild guess and clicked a video and took a screenshot lol #vinesauce #vinny vinesauce

[sweet-milky-tea705]

Trans people can refer to me as she in a cunt way, as a treat. Cis people cannot, i will look at them confused and sad like a kicked puppy.

#it happens so often tbh i dont actually react unless its a close friend #today someone kept referring to my deadname as my real name/actual name after i corrected them thrice and said deadname in the first place #‘yeah u can tell them my pronouns i guess but dont tell them my deadname. i dont need some transphobe freshman referring to me that way’ #‘oh yeah i wouldnt tell them your actual name’ ‘deadname’ ‘yeah like LOL i accidentally said your real name when talking about you’ #‘its my deadname not my real name. my real name is jayce and has been for 3 years almost 4’ #she was well meaning but . dude. #not exactly how the conversation went but literally she said some variation of ‘real name’ three times

[unproduciblesmackdown]

for real how epic that akd crushes this role for 6 seasons where they are acting it tf up and whenever they appear guaranteed Very Present when they contrast so much against the backdrop of the rest of the series' milieu in addition to having a usual intensity in demeanor and billions had to hold the role back to avoid eclipsing its supposed core parts but didn't just try to get rid of them about it and so we get all this energy already and the constant nonbinarity too. win

#winston billions #asia kate dillon #really showed up for a couple of actors just every instant giving utter performances #billions unable to contain them so we're shortchanged on behalf of these other roles that it very much can contain #and yet they also recognized like well this is gold so how about we absolutely never let them go #the epic highs & lows of billions giving taylor all their prominence in s4 only to then forever pull back on that #no they can't gain their autonomy again pre finale. no they can't escape wendy rhoades our insisted upon Centrist Hero core part lmao #winston fr it was like well we wrote a guy to be laughed at & pwned & he killed it....i guess we'll just do that for the rest of the show? #anyways nothing new here just thinking like Epic....Nonbinary #the idiosyncrasy that billions Can contain that other shows can't b/c billions has its deliberate off the railsness #and so for taylor to get to be this part that is even particularly idiosyncratic amongst that....scintillating. mwah #including being the closest to actually handling the idiosyncrasy of the autistic guy.... #if they were Really allowed to be so powerful as to cast off the Billions' Correctness ideas (which they can't b/c billions can't) #winston could be like no but for real re: wendy....and then there's a problem if taylor ever did truly just stop bothering w/her lol #anyways fr their getting to put the So Gender out there via also overall getting to be So Character making the series 900x more engaging #well no breaking news to anyone here i'm sure but let's post about it again for sure yknow. anytime....Them #sure had Writing behind it from the start but then the Acting & [actual nonbinary person] providing So much crucial energy #all the more of that Need for the acting in just like. peak That re: winston lol. the acting Making it a part.... #while the writing never strained itself trying to shift that distribution of effort lol. all up to the magic of actor w. roland.... #also at all present in [so your character being much less hindered would break open the rest of the series' limitations huh] for taylor.... #hooraayyy w/the most room for taylor in s4 but then that was as far as they could let them go & so shortchanged beyond that forever #and wayyy too much wendy & wags furiously held at the center of s7 like. taylor sacker philip teamup would be done w/this in 5 min? #skill issue for wendy & wags & for the series overall in not being able to Not focus 90098293hz of affection there at other roles' expense #didn't need all that axe either of course; another Thwartation device. if rian was gonna be like that should've written her out s5 or 6 #dollar bill is here because he just has to be here? at least they didn't try to focus on him all thee time or anything but smh #well anyways lmfao the point is against all odds still all this serendipity for Taylor Mason akd tour de force & gendering good for us all

[sleepless-crows]

i just tried dancing the 2 blackpink songs i danced a lot 4ish? years ago and im so happy that my body still remembers it but also younger me had no sense of direction lol

#like i still remember them omg that makes me so happy #but also ill do the correct direction and then in some my body only knows how to do the mirror #i guess that never really mattered to her lol #im so nostalgic i will cry #i used to dance to as if its your last with my cousin and her friend in my cousin's room like every sunday #and im not close with that friend anymore and my cousin is migrating in 2 months so #well the memories were happy

[satanfemme]

with every passing day I just grow more anti-psych tbh. like. burn the whole industry to the ground and start over lol

#don't unfollow me I've literally got brain problems myself and support mental disorder rights and etc etc etc #but I’m serious. especially lately with the recent influx of casual ableism... has anyone else noticed that too or? #would apologize for not listing examples of what I mean but honestly.... there's so many examples just Look Around You #and it gets to the point where you ask ''is it fair to label all 'dangerous' people mentally ill?'' and the answer is: #any label that is being applied to both social classes ''serial killers'' and ''trauma/abuse victims'' is a fucking meaningless label 100% #and needs to be scrapped. #idc about who is or isn't ''technically'' mentally ill. it's a label that's being applied. look at who it's applied to. #if you think ''mentally ill'' is a neutral - let alone positive - label in our society idk where u live #and if u think about the full subjectivity of the mentally ill label - as well as individual diagnoses labels - for even one second #where stigmatizing labels can be applied or taken away by authority figures to anyone for any fucking reason they want! #...I mean! u see why maybe it's all kinda just one big pseudoscience huh! #even if ur using diagnoses for the ''correct'' reasons it's still borderline meaningless too tbh #you wanna diagnose people to 1. help understand a set of disabling traits that commonly co-exist in individuals #and 2. help predict the best course of ''treatment'' for that subjective group of traits #but???? I mean. actually look at this exact diagnosis process in action #where it's all about just Guessing based on ?personal anecdote and the therapist's personal biases??????? #''you're sad a lot of the time. obviously this is because your brain is fucking broken with Too-Sad-Disorder -- #-- no we aren't gonna do any objective medical tests lol I'm the doctor here I can tell your brain is broken just by looking at u obv 🙄'' #and that's how u get diagnosed like 100 dif drugs to fix an environmental problem. it's insane #the way therapists are always underdiagnosing or overdiagnosing or #''well XYZ disorder is very rare and usually happens in rich boys so I think you have Hysterical Bitch Disorder instead <3'' #and u can't even ''well not all therapists'' this cause like. why is it that every single person I know has had experiences like this #if it were really an isolated problem it would not be so universal. nor would it be fundamental to the field's knowledge #how is it anything more than a guessing game at best? #I'm serious. anyway. I wish every psych institution a very die

[gender-critical-analytical]

getting kind of sick of bisexuals being blamed for the takeover of genderism or lumped in with the T, or even being considered 'just as bad', tbh. like the butch lesbian with legs and armpits as hairy as mine, a crew cut, and some sick ass muscles I met a few weeks ago has been relentlessly they/theming me no matter how much I correct her, and has gone out of her way to tell *other* people that my pronouns are 'she/they' (once again, despite me telling her that that is absolutely not true)

#and before anyone asks no #she isn't an enby or a tif #I used female pronouns from the start with her and was correct in doing so because she's just a normal butch #but she absolutely refuses to do the same for me and actively goes out of her way to act like I'm nonbinary #the bi community sucks sometimes and unfortunately a lot of genderists are bi #but I'll be damned if I haven't seen plenty of us defending the LG #none of us need to be at eachother's throats we just feel like we should because we're a semi-niche online community that feeds on #negativity and meanness #gay men and lesbians aren't to blame for 'not fighting back hard enough' against the T #but that goes for bi people too! especially since a ton of bi people who knew they weren't straight early on have been lied to #and groomed by 26 y/o trans people that sexuality is actually based on gender identity #my best friend is a gay man who spent (and is still somewhat) years bootlicking for his trans friends #I did it too! #but neither of us or our communities are to blame for a whole ass social contagion #sorry if this is poorly put together lol I just can't get over the disappointment of meeting another gnc woman and having her backstab me #like that #like I figured she of all people would understand that womanhood isn't based on your haircut but fuck me I guess

[faggotmarshmallow]

In a twist that shocked literally no one, my boyfriend got the gay Lego set and managed to find the right color clone troopers to replace the little people

#star wars #lego #lego star wars #lgbtq+ #your honor I’m gonna marry this man #honestly I didn’t think he could find a pink but I guess idk shit about starwars #I actually don’t btw so learning there’s a pink one is delightful #I called them stormtroopers and he corrected me before I could post it lol

[toksidermy]

hi i'm awake and caffeinated and now the entire world has to deal with me :)

#personal #morning person #although sometimes i wish i wasn't #there's this bird that shows up in the spring here and it makes this sound like #KREEEAWWWKKK #and it's a little guy who likes to be high up in the air so i couldn't really get a good ID without binoculars #so anyway they're back again and i'm like YOU #i will find out who you are #so i did a google of migratory birds in this area and found a site with audio recordings of their calls #and i already had a feeling it was some kind of tern because it's white with this black cap and sort of a swallowtail i think #and guess what it's the caspain tern and OH BOY #i am so excited that not only was i correct and it is a tern #but there was this website with the information RIGHT THERE for me! #that website is https://birdweb.org/ and omg #lovely website 100% no notes 10/10 thank you so much for your endless information about birds and the audio files of their calls #i screamed when i heard the bird sounds on the website because i knew i had the right guy #did a little spin #you guys this was such a triumph lol i will never top this again #caspian tern #terns #birds are cool #birds

[oh-look-car-horns]

Wondering what boop count your 3 letter word corresponds to? I gotchu:

Using a python script I wrote, I booped myself 50,000 times, saving an image of my boop-o-meter every 500 boops. Before we get into the results, there are two important limitations to this study that I should mention:

Firstly, because I only recorded the boop-o-meter every 500 boops, if a message appeared for less than 500 boops it may not have been caught.

Secondly, every now and then my computer would lose a boop or two when a click wouldn't register. This is seen in the 500 and 1000 boop images below, which in reality read 498 and 994 respectively. Because of this, boop values are slightly lower than they appear.

With that out of the way, lets dig in.

0-999:

From boops 0-999, the boop-o-meter displays your boop count, and changes color as you boop

Boop count: 0 Boop count: 500 Boop count: 1000

Boop fact: the colors do not change after 1000

LOL:

Between boops 1000 and 1500, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'LOL'. This likely took place at 1000 boops, but maybe it said 'MAX' or sumn for awhile at first? Idk this is already the misinformation website so not my problem.

Boop count: 1500 (actually more like 1490 ish)

More results below the cut

OMG:

Between 1500 and 2000, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'OMG'. Again, this probably happened at 1500 but who knows. Maybe staff made it 1523 for the bit or something.

Boop count: ~2000

WOW:

The boop-o-meter remained at omg until the 3500 boop readpoint, when it switched to 'WOW', meaning this transition happens somewhere between ~2980 and ~3480.

Boop count: ~3500

Boop fact: 'WOW' is the second longest reigning message

*-*:

Between 5000 and 5500 the boop-o-meter switched to '*-*'. You get the idea at this point so I'll speed it up.

Boop count: ~5500

WHY:

The boop-o-meter changed to 'WHY' between 6000 and 6500 boops. For science. That's why.

Boop count: ~6500

PLZ:

Next was 'PLZ', switching between 7000 and 7500.

Boop count: ~7500

AAA:

I'm not sure what bloody urine has to do with anything, but for some reason staff felt is was important to display, switching between 7500 and 8000.

Boop count: ~8000

;_;:

Huh the colon makes that one look weird. 8000-8500.

Boop count: ~8500

Boop fact: That fucking cat haunts me in my dreams

0_0:

I realized after I set my pyautogui script running that my computer wouldn't turn off its screen because of the clicking, so there was a strobing blue light in my room all night. This encapsulated my expression while trying to sleep (8500-9000).

Boop count: ~9000

MAX:

After 9000 it displayed 'MAX'. This was cap. (9000-9500 switch).

Boop count: OVER 9000 (9500)

<33:

I miss my wife. 9500-10,000.

Boop count ~10,000

TUM BLR:

THE HOLY GRAIL. The boop-o-meter switched to displaying 'TUM BLR' between 10,000 and 10,500 boops. Because my actual boop count was slightly behind my theoretical, I'd guess that this change happened at 10,000 boops.

Boop count: ~10,500 (likely switched at 10,000)

Summary:

When charted the boop curve looks as follows:

Boop curve: 0 - 10,000 boops

My script continued to run until 53,000 boops, but no further changes were observed. Again, there were quite possibly more messages at lower boop values, but my ass is not checking. Maybe I should have scaled my sampling accordingly, but it is what it is. Thank you for joining me on this journey, and if you have any corrections or more information, please add it to this post.

Boop fact: Terfs DNI

#boop #boop o meter #april fools #april fool's day #april fools day #python

[dravidious]

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Fancy coincidence, I just made some cards that synergize great with this!

They’re part of a signpost set based around the amass mechanic. When it comes to getting +1/+1 counters on creatures, it’s hard to get more efficient than amass!

And this whole thing was inspired by me wanting to make skeleton army cards to celebrate the annual SKELETON WAR!

#asks #god FUCKING damn it the text on Skeleton Warleader doesn't capitalize skeleton #also it should really say 'Skeleton creatures' not just skeletons #that's important for dependencies that make continuous effects apply in the correct order #actually i don't know how that would work #what would happen if you gave a noncreature permanent +1/+1 and then turned it into a creature? #i think it would still have the effect on it right? #anyway #i really like the new change to the amass mechanic #when i saw that amass always made zombies i was like #'wait so they'll never use amass again unless there's another zombie army?' #'what about a soldier army or something?' #so now they fixed it! #still always black though which limits the flavor #also the way they changed it means you can stack multiple subtypes on your army #which inspired Rebellion Commanders #also i planned to make a proper 5 archetypes but i came up with 4 good ones and black just didn't fit anywhere #so this is a 4-color set i guess lol #also returning mechanic: feather dance! #also thought about making THE SKELETON WAR a battle but i didn't know what the back side would be #and making it a saga works too #custom cards