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svnnysidez · 6 months

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anton nsfw alphabet

minors dni

a=aftercare: hes so sweet, gives you kisses and cuddles, cleans you up a little bit but not anything big, just gets some tissues but he loves after sex cuddles

b=body part: his favorite body part on himself is probably his height (ik its not like a part stfu) he loves the size difference between himself and you. his favorite body part on you is probably your neck, his head is always burried in your neck giving you kisses and sucking hickies 🤭

c=cum: he just loves to cum. thats it thats the tweet/hj. hes just so happy to have someone that loves him enough to be this vulnerable with him and he cant hold himself back from cumming he feels like hes gonna cum his pants whenever he sees ur pretty tits 😣

d=dirty secret: he wants to ask one of the guys (preferably wonbin or sohee bcs they wouldnt make fun of him) to have a threesome with you and him because he thinks ur too pretty to just have you to himself, he wants to see how good his members can fuck you

e=experience: he wasnt very experienced before you, you were probably his first or second, but you helped teach him how to touch you nice and good to make you finish

f=favorite position: probably just missionary, he loves being on top of you and seeing how tiny you are compared to him, also loves burrying his face into your neck. if he wanted to switch it up he'd probably let you ride him

g=goofy: probably 50/50 hes honestly too busy whimpering to be funny

h=hair: anton strikes me as the type to be basically fully shaved, he just doesnt like how the hair looks on him

i=intimacy: he doesnt strike me as the type to have fast/rough sex, sure if he has some like pent up anger he will fuck you but if its just a normal tuesday he likes to have slower sex, but if you asked him to be rougher he will oblige

j=jack off: anton was so scared to ask you for sex during your relationship, yall would be making out and he'd pop a boner and he'd excuse himself to the bathroom and rub one out (which was very apparent to you because the walls were thin and you could hear him moaning) but now that you guys actually have sex he doesnt really masterbate anymore, only if hes away from you for a long time

k=kink: he def has a size kink, watching how ur belly buldges when he bottoms out inside of you turns him on so so much he could just cum right then and there tbh

l=location: he just likes the bed, nothing crazy, sometimes the shower if you ask him to shower with you

m=motivation: bro gets turned on by everything and anything, the slightest touch to him hes on the verge of getting bricked. but its only for you, you make him feel such a special way the no one else could 🥰🥲

n=no: just anything thats hurting you, sure he might accidentally hurt you with his dick and being too eager but he always feels so bad. he could never hurt you on purpose 💔

o=oral: anton is a MUNCH and i stand by that, he LOVEEESSSS eating pussy so much. he gets sooo pussy drunk when hes between ur legs omg. when you first asked him to eat u out he was very skeptical, now he basically claws at ur pants to get them off so he can eat you nice and good like u deserve

p=pace: like i said earlier he enjoys slow sex a lot more then rough/fast sex. he will go fast/rough if you ask him to, he just probably wont last as long 😣

q=quickie: hes iffy on them, doesnt really enjoy them bcs he likes to take his time with you. but if you have limited time to have sex he will have one just wont be very happy abt it

r=risks: doesnt really take risks, he knows what works and he sticks to it

s=stamina: he does not have a very high stamina, can probably go for at the very most 3 rounds and even by then hes like dying

t=toys: you have a viberator that you've integrated into your sex and he has a cock ring 😵‍💫

u=unfair: he doesnt really tease, like ever. if anything you tease him more then he teases you

v=volume: oh hes a whimperer his sounds are so freaking pretty. whispering into your ear how good you make him feel and how pretty you are

w=wild card: he loves when you mark him up, leaving hickies on his neck, scratching his shoulders and back. he takes it like a trophy. whenever hes changing around the guys and they see the marks they always call them out and he just smiles like a dummy recalling the things he did the night before to recive said marks

x=xray: oh anton is packing, its like 7 1/2"-8" and like the perfect girth. he didnt realize how big he actually was until the two of you had sex for the first time and your jaw was basically on the floor from how big he was like how tf is that supposed to go into my vagina

y=yearing: 24/7 hes thinking of it, how good ur cunt is and how when he gets home he wants to make you feel so good and bury himself into ur cunt

z=zzz: he falls asleep so fast, he gets the tissues to clean you up, and then he gives you a few kisses and as soon as hes cuddling with you he passes out

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hijackalx · 7 months

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GALE NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

gale will insist on doing the clean-up himself. like cleaning up both u and him. it's just his gentlemanly nature 😇 i think he also will ramble about stuff completely unrelated while doing it too 😹😹 like while he's wiping off ur face or something with a warm rag he'll be saying shit like "hm. i wonder where tara is, haven't seen her in a while. probably off eating pigeons, i suppose" STOPP IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

i think he's pretty proud of his shoulders. they have good width to them and idk they just look nice and stronk 💪🏻 as for his partner, he is a thigh man. he lovvessss thighs. will kiss and squeeze them while u sit on his face. also, if ur AFAB, he will not ever hesitate to grab a titty 🤭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum,

basically)

not getting any specific places where he likes to cum. i think he will cum anywhere as long as it's on/in u. waitttt he probably does like to cum in ur mouth doe. and maybe to smear it on ur lips a little like some lip gloss 😊 LMAO

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

lowkey think he's a little bit of a voyeur ooohhh nasty boy. idk like i think hes into watching/hearing other ppl fuck but he is deeply ashamed of this so dont ever bring it up 😹😹

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

dawg. nobody can convince me his first wasnt mystra. sooo.... not SUPER experienced in terms of like... numbers...... but him and mystra was doing some freak shit....... i just know it.......

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ugh this is a good question. i think he likes cowgirl. u have to hold his hands tho and make eye contact with him or just forget it gurl 🙄✋ he likes to admire ur body and watch u use him to get off

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

okkk gale can be a little silly sometimes but are we surprised ?? HES ALWAYS SILLY !! i think he switches between serious and goofy. he takes mess-ups and embarrassing moments pretty well and will never make u feel bad over them 🥺 like he'll use humor to make u feel comfortable and safe I NEED HIMMMMM FUCK

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

yeah hes pretty hairy. i dont think his hair is EXTREMELY thick tho. like he has fine, kind of curly kind of straight body hair? not a lot on his chest but he does have a happy trail, pubes, ARMPIT HAIR 🤤, and leg and forearm hair. i think it looks rlly good on his forearms too eugh.......

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he can be really romantic if he wants to (which is most of the time) but like i said he can also be unserious. but that doesnt make it less romantic i guess ???? anyway yeah he'll even plan everything out. like the type of dude to light candles and lay rose petals and shit 😹😹 probably likes to have some wine beforehand to get yall in the mood better too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he will but i dont think he does often. if ur an option he prefers that. if not theres like a 50/50 chance he'll beat off. lowkey feel like he might debate on whether or not its too much work and if he should just go to sleep instead LMAO WAIT PAUSSEEEEEE MAGE HAND ????? yeah...... yeah gurl. if hes feeling lazy thats how its gonna go. prolly will close his eyes and pretend its ur hand

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

normally somewhere secluded like in a room together on a bed but if hes feeling spicy then somewhere with the possibility of getting caught 😏 maybe on a balcony somewhere or IN THE FUCKING SKY

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i think hes pretty sensitive and in tune to teasing glances or accidentally-on-purpose touches. wordddsss too bro. loves dirty talk so much. especially if ur the one to talk dirty to him. ugh ok gemini vibes yall? yes or yes? anyway whisper things in his ear or say suggestive things in front of other ppl, like innuendo shit 😹

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

uhhh... umm.... uh

jk he wont do any noncon roleplay or anything like that. not sure if theres anything else tho 😭

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

wants to give and receive but has a preference for giving head like its probably his fav sex act 😭😭 yall know hes good af at it too and probably says nasty shit while hes doing it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll adjust depending on what u want. but if ur riding him he likes when ur more sensual that way he can admire ur body a little better

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesnt seem like a quickie guy to me. like i said he likes to plan it out most days.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

😐

yes. hes a freak yall

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

if he does most of the work then he wont want to go another round but if its u then he probably will. i think it just depends on his mood too. if ur not satisfied yet tho he will use mage hand or projection gale to help 😹😹

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think he likes to tease a generous amount. he can dish it out but cant take it tho he gets flustered pretty fast lol

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not extremely loud but will moan/whimper whatever. hes not afraid to make noise like not ashamed at all but i dont see him being obnoxious lol. mostly just talks tho LMAO

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

hes pretty much always thinking nasty but not always horny. he just like me fr. prolly not trying to smash often tho cuz he likes to plan ahead and make everything perfect. will fuck maybe 3 days a week unless ur really raring to go 😭

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

will prolly catch up on a book afterwards for a while before going to sleep. this is so comforting to me tho like what? imagine being all fucked-out and snuggy while ur bae reads their lil book and looks after u while u sleep.... need

#added a lil picture for yall is that nice ?#baldurs gate #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #gale headcanons #gale of waterdeep #headcanons #x reader #gale x tav #gale x reader #my headcanons #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

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spookberry · 4 months

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One of the funniest/dumbest literal thinking autism moments of my childhood happened when I was in 2nd grade. I was going to a new school so I was made to do a bunch of assessments to see where I placed in different subjects. I was most excited for the reading one cuz at my old school I was the best reader in my class, and I wanted to show off.

The lady testing me hands me this little short story and asks me to read it aloud.

And for some reason that I still don't understand to this day, a bunch of the words randomly had like lines or dots above the vowels. Which idk seems like an unnecessary and confusing thing to include when testing a 7 year old. Like you're gaslighting them into thinking theres extra letters in the alphabet. So obvi I ask what the symbols mean cuz I've never seen them in this context. She sorta brushes me off and says, word for word, "those mean you just say the letters name"

What she undoubtedly meant was: "on those words, the letter highlighted will sound like what its called. O with the line sounds O and not uh or ew or whatever"

What I understood was "Just Say the Letters Name"

So anyways i proceeded to read the story aloud, stopping suddenly every other word to pause cuz I wasnt supposed to say bow i was supposed to say o. I know for a fact at one point I just said a word and then stopped and repeated the sentence with just the letter so she HAD to've known I'd misunderstood her. But she said absolutely nothing. I remember walking outta there feeling like a complete idiot, and feeling so embarrassed when later they told my mom my reading skills were an entire grade behind where I should've been. But also looking back at it like wtf how could theyve possibly gotten an accurate understanding of my reading ability under those conditions.

#my mom argued with them on this cuz id been reading since i was three #and acted as a teachers assistant at my previous school cuz the teachers would make me help the other kids all the time #which convinced them to form a 'little reading group' which included me 2 boys from my grade and a girl from the grade below us #cuz we were all in between reading levels #made me so fuckin mad #cuz i knew for a fact i could read better than several people in big reading group #id had to sit in on their lessons a bunch of times #'i was a gifted student' oh yeah well i was in the smaller group for dumb kids how about that

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pet-slut-chrissy · 5 months

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i knew i was getting a second Christmas gift from Mistress @owner-of-pet-slut-chrissy, and yesterday She let me open it.. a leather bondage hood with 2 eye hole rings, a 3rd mouth hole ring and with a blindfold, 4 inch penis gag and neck strap, all lockable. i was dressed to please Her in my stretchy shiny black bodycon dress and black ankle boots, and i was already horny from some intense teasing She had given me earlier and the lush was still in me. i was both very excited and nervous as i opened it and saw and felt the smooth black leather and serious looking straps buckles and laces.. We set it on the table next to my play collar and started getting ready. She thought i needed a tail too so we added my inflatable plug and gave it a couple of pumps. Next was to test the penis gag but not in my mouth as i was expected but slid into my wetness, Mistress knew i wasnt collared which i must have on for any orgasms and purposefully made me bounce excitedly on the penis gag buckled round the chair as if it was buckled round her thigh. i bounced imagining being on her lap made to show her how happy i was with my second gift it wasn’t long before i was ready to explode for her....but always playing on my mind no collar no orgasm. After a bit of playing with my clit, it was sucked into the vacuum tube and my wand harness was strapped on over with the hitachi wand. The wand was not turned on yet but i was already whimpering when we went to get the hood. It was one of the most intense submissive feelings i’ve had as i put it on, tightened the laces and buckled the neck strap, yet it almost turned to panic when Mistress had me put on my play collar over the hood and timer lock it on for one hour.. a full hour! i almost came as the lock clicked shut, trapped. Then when the wand turned on i did explode in an amazing orgasm almost immediately. She let me have a few more orgasms over 15 or 20 minutes as She had me looking at myself in the mirror, being down on all fours wagging my tail, pulling my breasts out and putting on nipple clamps, then locking the penis gag in place which smelt and tatsed of my juices intoxicating then She said it was time for my favorite game, A-Z (She starts by making a sentence with the letter A such as “chrissy loves her ANAL toys” then i have to make a sentence with B, then we go through the whole alphabet with me trying not to cum) It’s so hard on me trying to think when the wand is going, and She told me that for every orgasm i had before we got to Z i would spend 5 minutes with the blindfold locked on after the game.. She was kind and kept the wand on low for most of the game but turned it up near the end. i tried my hardest yet still came 3 times including one as i was doing my last sentence.. we had been going for almost 45 minutes at that point so i knew i would have the blindfold locked on for the last 15 minutes.. She had me switch out the hitachi for my battery wand set to pulses (which are deadly for me), set a timer lock for my wrist cuffs for 15 minutes, then the blindfold on and my wrists locked behind my back.. oh, and She told me i was to have as many orgasms as possible. It was amazing, feeling like nothing but a faceless fucktoy sex object cuming over and over, the 15 minutes seeming to go by both slowly and fast.. when the locks finally opened She turned off the wand and lush and we removed the blindfold gag and collar and took my hood off. i was trembling and panting, i looked in the mirror and saw that i looked like a wet completely used slut, hair and makeup destroyed and feeling totally spent. (i don’t think i could possibly have cum again but have learned not to tell Her because She sometimes takes it as a challenge). Thank You so much my Mistress, for both Your wonderful gift and another incredible playtime

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scribbledghost · 2 months

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Fem!Simon NSFW Alphabet

I really wanted to do one of these for fem!Simon, purely because I have a lot of ideas. I'll be doing a SFW version as well in the coming days! (And as always, feel free to send me an ask if you'd like me to elaborate on any of this).

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Fem!Simon is... quiet. She'll dutifully take care of you, make sure you're properly fed and hydrated, and clean you up. She'll even change the bedding if need be. But all the while, she doesn't say much. Especially in the early days of you sleeping together, she gets a little in her own head.

If given the choice, she prefers to take a bath or shower with you after sex. She'll wash you, hold you, and just wait until the water's cold. Ask her where her mind goes sometime, and she may just give you an answer besides a small smile and a kiss.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For herself, she's pretty proud of her biceps. She lifts regularly, and she finds the activity relaxing. As a kid, she always wished she was bigger. Stronger. And now, she finally feels like she is.

On you, it's a solid tie between your thighs and your breasts. I've spoken a bit about it before, but Simon constantly has a hand on your titties if she can manage it. Not even necessarily in a sexual manner (most of the time, anyway), just because she thinks they feel nice.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

If she can get you to squirt, she's over the moon. She won't pressure you, and she never wants you to feel bad if you can't do it (her primary concern is making sure you come, regardless of whether or not you squirt, and she knows not everyone can do it. After all, she herself can't).

But if you can? Goddamn if that doesn't really get her going. She gets a little feral with it, begging you to do it again, doing everything she can to make sure it happens.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She's too embarrassed to admit it, but there's one thing she feels like she "missed out on" as a teen, and that's messy makeout sessions on the couch. Straddle her lap, grind down, and let her taste into your mouth. Even better if she can slip one hand into your pants.

One thing she'd like to ask you for is for her to watch while you touch yourself. Truthfully, it's mostly so she can know exactly how you like it, but she's apprehensive about asking for it, because it makes her feel like a bit of a creep (and she has a hard time keeping her hands to herself when it comes to you).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She's got some, but not as much as you'd probably think. She didnt date as a teen/young adult (she hadnt come to terms with her sexuality yet and she didnt date boys/men), and there wasnt much time for such things after she joined the military.

After she was captured and tortured in Mexico, she became mostly sex-adverse, and this didn't really change until she met you. It took a lot of time, patience, and understanding for her to work up to sex, and even then it was more giving than receiving.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

She has two: one with her strap, and one without. With her strap, fem Simon tends to go for standard missionary - it gets her close to you, lets her grind right against your clit, and gives her front-row access to all those pretty faces and sounds you make. She's a simple woman.

Without her strap, she's fond of using her fingers or a vibrator. Her preferred position for this is with you on your back, and her on her side next to you. She'll usually have one arm beneath your head while her free hand works you to your orgasm.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I wouldn't say she's super humorous, but she does like to keep things lighthearted. She'll crack jokes if the situation calls for it, or give you those soft, smitten smiles you've come to associate with her.

There are times when she gets a little too in her own head. During these, she's more serious. Like she's trying to memorize everything about you (she is). These usually happen more when she's been away for a lengthy period of time, or if her op didn't go as smoothly as it should have.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She doesn't shave. Anywhere. She may trim her pubic hair if it starts getting in the way, but she doesn't trim too close. She just doesn't see the point - shaving would take up time she usually doesn't have, and shaved pussy kinda squicks her out if she's completely honest.

If you shave, she's not gonna tell you to stop, but if you ask her what she likes best, she'll be honest: full bush.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

She's incredibly intimate. She views sex as sort of an ultimate display of trust - something she unfortunately has in short supply with just about everyone but you. So she acts accordingly. Her guilty pleasure is creating the right atmosphere; she's a sucker for the "low lights, lit candles" type of aesthetic.

And, even though she prefers to use her actions instead of her words to show it, she really does love you. She takes your wants and desires into account no matter the situation, but especially in bed. She wants you to feel good, and she wants to make sure you're satisfied.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Honestly, she doesn't masturbate too much. Her drive is fairly low to begin with, and truthfully she would much prefer to involve you in the process somehow. If she's been away for a while and will be for a while more, she'll take care of her own needs, but it's not a common occurrence.

When she does jerk off, it's a quick affair. She knows her body, and she knows how to get it done and over with, so to speak. She rarely takes time to touch herself anywhere but her pussy, and skips most "self-foreplay" behaviors.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Body worship and praise are huge for her. The woman treats you like royalty anyway, but especially do in the bedroom. She loves everything about you and your body, and she loves showing it. This is more giving than receiving though. It takes her some time to not feel intrinsically uncomfortable receiving praise like that.

For herself, she enjoys edging quite a bit. She feels like it makes the ensuing orgasm that much stronger, plus there's the added benefit of prolonging sex altogether. She doesn't keep track of specific time or edging attempts, she just goes based on how she's feeling.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

She's a simple woman, she prefers the bed. There's plenty of room, privacy, and it's comfortable. She won't turn you down if you wanna go a round on the couch or somewhere else, but if you give her the choice, she's hoisting you up and carrying you to bed.

There have been times when you two haven't quite made it there though, and have wound up on the floor. She'd be lying if she said those times didn't scratch a specific itch for her; there's just something about how primal and needy it was that tends to get her going now when she thinks back on it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Talk to her. Tell her point-blank that you want her, talk about what you want to do to her (or have her do to you), and she's at your mercy. Bonus points if you lean in and murmur it in her ear - she'll never admit it, but her ears are extremely sensitive.

She also loves it when you get a little bold. Sit on her lap, initiate sex, whatever that looks like for you, and she gets the message real quick. Simon doesn't quite realize it, but she does get off a bit on seeing/hearing how much you want her.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She's not gonna hurt you or degrade you. She'll give you hickies and may give you some spanks, but not enough to make you sore or leave lasting marks. No matter how much you ask for it, she's not doing it. This goes double for things like cnc, just because of her own trauma.

Also, she refuses to be tied up or blindfolded. She'll hold her hands and arms still in certain positions if you ask her to, and she'll close her eyes, but she needs to be able to move around and see what's going on.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Definitely prefers giving over receiving, just because she can never get enough of you. She won't turn you down if you ask to eat her out, or at least, most of the time, she won't. she does sometimes shy away from the idea of anyone touching her just because of past trauma.

At first, she was a bit clumsy, having gotten most of her education on the matter from porn (and let's face it, that is a piss-poor sex ed medium). But after some time, patience, and instruction, she nails it. Very, very talented tongue on that woman.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She can do either, though it highly depends on the situation. Most times, she prefers to be slow and sensual. She likes to take her time, likes to map you out and discover new ways to make you feel good. The woman worships you, what can I say.

However, there are times where she gets a bit more rough. This is usually if she's super pent-up, or still high on adrenaline for one reason or another. This is when she'll take you hard and fast - she knows your body, and by god she's gonna make it sing for her.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not often, but she won't turn one down if you come to her all needy and begging. Otherwise (as stated in letter P), she likes to take her time. But if one of you just can't handle the slow touches and gentle teasing, and if you've been teasing the other one all evening, it's gonna be a quicker session.

Fem Simon will readily admit that quickies have their place, and can be a good way to let off some steam if you've got other plans. But if given the choice, she much prefers those longer lie-ins with you instead.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She's game to experiment for sure. She's always up to try new positions, new acts, etc. (Provided they don't conflict with any of her "Nos" from letter N). She doesn't want you to feel embarrassed about asking for what you want, and if it's something she's not comfortable with, she'll just let you know.

As for risks, it depends on the type of risk. She really doesn't want to risk any sort of exposure for the two of you, so stuff like semi-public sex is a no-go. She also doesn't want to do anything that carries any sort of significant risk to your physical or mental health. Anything else though, you can convince her to try at least once.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Usually its just one round, but by God Simon makes the most of it. She's got stamina like you wouldn't believe, and she puts it to very good use. Strap game is immaculate, and thanks to her SAS and sniper training, she's excellent at staying laser-focused for long periods of time.

When she's really in the mood and you two have enough time to spare, that one round can stretch for hours. After all, just one orgasm doesn't mean she's done. And it definitely doesn't mean you're done. Not if she has anything to say about it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Fem Simon definitely owns toys. A couple vibrators (namely a bullet vibe and a wand) and a strap, to be precise. She's definitely down to use them, both on you and herself.

Mostly, she likes to pair them with other sexual acts. Using her fingers in you plus a vibrator on your clit, using the strap while she paws at your breasts, that sort of thing.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She teases a moderate amount. She likes to keep things light, so naturally she's kind of a jerk about it lol. She likes pretending she doesn't know why you're whining "please" or bucking your hips, telling you to use your words. It has the bonus effect of getting you that much more worked up before she really gets to it.

Simon doesn't mind some teasing at her expense, either. It helps keep things interesting, she thinks. She doesn't want sex to become some formulaic step-by-step thing, so she's down for some good-natured teasing as you try and push her into taking over.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Fem Simon is relatively quiet. Her voice is soft, and the loudest she'll get is a long, drawn-out groan when she comes. Other than that, she tends to keep her voice low, just because most of the time she's laser-focused on all the pretty sounds you're making.

As for what sounds she makes, there's a lot of groans, heavy breaths, and quiet moans. If she's not talking, that is. A lot of the time, she's giving you soft praises and telling you how good you're being for her.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Fem Simon prefers clitoral stimulation over most forms of penetration. She'd much rather eat you out or use a small bullet vibe on your clit than use any sort of dildo or whatnot. Not for any particular reason, other than she just finds external stimulation better (and she's one of the majority of women who can't orgasm from penetration alone).

She did once have a dream where you were under her desk in her on-base office eating her out while she did reports, and quietly kept going while Price wandered in to ask her something about a recent op. She woke up completely soaked and the neediest she'd been in a long time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As previously stated, she doesn't shave. There's gonna be hair. As for the actual anatomy, most of it is hidden beneath her labia majora, unless she's got her legs spread. A dark pink color that gets more red as she gets aroused.

A solid B-cup for her breasts. Uses a sports bra most of the time (unless she just goes without, which is equally likely), and wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything with an underwire.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Truthfully, it's fairly low. Sometimes it ticks up (usually if she's had a particularly rough workout or is fresh back from deployment), but otherwise she's more apt to enjoy simply spending time in your presence. There are some sure-fire ways to get her going though (see letter M).

She is more prone to being horny when she's ovulating too. About a week or so after her period ends, it's not unusual for her to wake you up with teasing touches and hushed whispers of how badly she wants you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on how... intense things get. On an average day, it takes her a bit to fall asleep (mostly because she's more worried about getting you comfortable and taken care of).

If she's come back from the gym or an op on an adrenaline high though, she's out like a light. Once she spends time working out the energy buzz, she knocks out. Twice as fast if you get her to lay her head on your chest while you run a hand through her hair.

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Could you do A, C, I, G, K, L, and P for EJ in the fluff alphabet? It would make me reallyyyy happy :3

Fluff Alphabet w/ EJ!!

ive been waiting for someone to do EJ you dont understand!!! i saw this earlier but the power went out when i finally had time to sit down and get to writing </3 my apologies as for other stuff/for everyone else, requests are still open, and the fluff alphabet will be open indefinitely!!

ATTRACTION- Honestly I think you gotta be a real catch to end up as Jacks partner, considering his entire hermit thing... I personally think that he separates himself from society after he becomes Eyeless Jack via a funky cult sacrifice thing... which he was kinda pretty much unwillingly roped into. I think he would want someone who's capable of taking care of themselves, and perhaps someone whos smart. maybe even lower maintenance. its not that he doesnt want to treat you as you deserve, its that sometimes he cant given he sometimes legitimately goes feral (though this is only really due to him pushing off his needs, blood frenzy type deal for when he pushes off eating people, can get real ugly). understanding as well, he needs someone whos willing to be understanding of his position and current predicament and know that eventually jack is going to fully not. be there anymore one day (possible angst idea? ooo?) but also even before the whole, demon thing, jack wasnt the most cheery or social and things definitely havent changed

CUDDLING- hes really cold so thats good for hot nights! not good for cold ones though </3 but hey maybe you guys are somewhere where its perpetually hot. as for the actual act of cuddling, he prefers to be the big spoon. likes sleeping closer to the door, kinda makes a barrier of himself for you in case someone were to come in. which is unlikely since if this were his place, its literally a cabin in the woods in bumfuck nowhere, but the point still stands. only engages if youre asleep or ask for it. if youre the one holding him, he kinda. freezes still and doesnt dare move. poor dude, hes so scared hes going to bite you or something

GIFT GIVING- since he lives in the woods and doesnt have a job he cant exactly go out and give you gifts. he also isnt fond of taking belongings from victims, since he already takes pieces of their bodies. coughs. anyways, i think hes more of an act of service person (will talk more about that in L)

INJURY- youre in luck, he had plans to be a doctor, thats what he was going to college for! plus i think he had a little fixation on medical stuff in general growing up. little hc that his other choice was to be a microbilogist. idk, i can see it. but i dont think it needs to be said that neither became reality. but he does know how to treat some injuries and illnesses! so youre both in luck! but how does he react, emotionally? honestly, as long as youre not bleeding while hes in his frenzied state hes more than willing to help you... although its more so because he doesnt want the scent to trigger anything in him... he cares about you, i promise! its just that ultimately its better he doesnt go feral on you- now if he was the one injured hes already patching himself up... oh but imagine convincing him to let you clean up a wound he got while trying to do his thing.... ouuuugh... let the man be vulnerable, let him be taken care of... ueueue... anyways- yeah

KISSES- he doesnt wear his mask when hes at your place or his cabin- in fact he only really wears it when hes 'hunting' or 'prowling', so!! loves kissing your cheek. will absolutely refuse to kiss you if hes just ate, though, let him wash his face and brush his teeth first. and change his clothes. he likes being kissed anywhere; forehead, mouth, cheeks, hands, ect ect ect. now in terms of frequency i dont think he likes it too often, but that may be some internalized thing about no longer being worthy of love or something but hey who am i to say (loudly winks)

LOVE LANGUAGE- as previously mentioned, acts of service is how jack shows his appreciation and love for you. need something done? hes on it! need to do some chores but dont feel like it? you dont even need to ask! stuff like that, hell, even if something doesnt need to be done he will probably tinker at it and try to make it better if its an appliance or something that can be upgraded to be more efficient and effective. when it comes to receiving he likes words of affirmation, this man has been through hell and hes still going through it, so reassuring him that you still love him even though hes changing makes things a little less scary

PET NAMES- he likes calling you babe and baby. he likes being called hon! doesnt really do petnames, he finds saying someones name intimate enough... which honestly i kinda agree with, i kinda hate how utilized it is in romantic media. just two characters loving each other, sharing a moment, and one softly utters the others name in a sweet tone. GUH!!!! anyway

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