#smart ways to die

[cleoravlahos]

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[jordanmilleraj]

If you're near a nuclear blast, you'll die with literally no pain!

Because the explosion will kill you faster than your brain detects pain. A Nuclear Bomb can incinerate their neighborhood in 2.5 seconds.

#Smart Ways To Die

[suntails]

⚔️💀

#17!! theyre at a CONVENTION theyre COSPLAYING #theyve got their itabags and idia totally didnt buy a body pillow whaaaat thatd be craaayzeee #i wanna see it i think itd be silly fun. so curious how silver would do in a con environment i think hed have a mildly good time #gave them sneakers for all the walking. theyre smart they prepared #also just got. another 500 dollar medical bill. and i KNOW another one for a few hundred is on the way. im gonna fuckign die #im being so brave im so miserable but i got another job starting next week so SOBS. the income is needed #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #idia shroud #suntails

[domokunrainbowkinz]

"wow I can't believe pacat had the balls to make laurent so unlikeable in book 1" TO YOU. I liked him since day 1 he was a snake and a bitch and he was terrible to damen and I loved him for that

#domo rambles #captive prince #idk im always just drawn to smart characters #esp cold and calculating ones who scheme and lie and kill their way to victory #this is excluding the regent fuck the regent he can die #anyways as soon as laurent spoke i immediately went 'yeah i think hes probably gonna be my fave' and i was right!!!!!

[void-and-virtue]

Neil as a team captain is positively delightful, because making him captain is both absolutely insane and absolutely brilliant. It capitalizes on the passive effect of having one (1) Neil Josten (god knows the world couldn’t handle if there were more of him) on the team in the most efficient way. Like. I’m 90% sure that after spending some time around him on the same team, most people will look up to him completely awestruck for how much he has impacted their lives, but that’s just not what is actually happening here. I feel like what’s going on is this:

Neil is a terribly amazing choice for team captain entirely because Neil is a meddlesome little asshole who will forcibly fix all of his teammates’ personal problems and improve their entire lives for literally no other reason than that he needs them to be able to focus on fucking ball so he can win at sports. It’s not even that he genuinely cares about people and their well-being (apart from his original foxes). He just gets pissed when things aren’t working properly because it makes Exy annoying when the lineup can’t communicate. Exy isn’t supposed to be annoying. Exy is life. He’d meddle whether he is captain or not, but by making him captain, he has so much more official executive power at his hands. It’s like people are explicitly asking for him to do his worst. So, fueled by his own competitiveness and love for the sport, off he goes.

Neil is just as bad as Kevin when it comes to his Exy obsession. The major difference between them is that Kevin is endlessly tactical and he runs Exy with a focus on a technical and physical level entirely, whereas Neil’s approach is to look beyond a lack of practice and basically psychoanalyzing people on why they are not doing 110% for Exy. Kevin says “let’s run this drill 500 times, then we will inevitably be better”. Meanwhile Neil is scheming how to coerce and bribe people into life-changing decisions and long-needed healing, entirely because he wants to optimize playing a sport. Exy is a team sport, which is why this is the most logical approach his little Exy brain comes up with rather than minding his own fucking business. He looks at the team and is like “is anyone gonna whip this into shape? No?? I’ll fucking do it then cowards” and goes and does exactly that. It’s like he’s fixing the equipment so he can play.

I don’t think anyone except for Andrew is really aware that Neil really isn’t doing this out of the innate goodness of his heart, but because his personal brand of practicality involves the most convoluted and creative kind of scheming. I feel like Neil is a lot more selfish than people give him credit for. Sure, there’s people he cares deeply and unconditionally for, but that’s really not everyone. It’s fascinating to watch, especially because it’s not like he ever hides that he doesn’t particularly care, but people kinda assume he does, because why else would he put in this much effort?

Exy. The answer is Exy.

#Andrew hates him for this #but I also feel like it’s Andrew’s favorite pass time to just watch Neil do as Neil does #you can’t take the meddling out of Neil #first year was Neil meddling on steroids basically bc he thought he was gonna die so he had to optimize Exy to play and had no choice #that’s how he fixed the foxes the first time #but even so #even if he doesn’t care about most of the new foxes or his eventual pro teams as much #I don’t think he will ever stop with this kind of stuff because I’m dead certain he gets so annoyed when exy isn’t exy-ing #that he ends up fixing problems the majority of people would not be able to eben pick up on just by association #Neil ‘he found their humanity interesting’ Josten #he doesn’t need the death threats to motivate him #somewhere in the background Andrew is watching his every move and realizing time and time again how terrifyingly smart Neil is #and how well he can put his observations to use in really ruthless unapologetic ways #and then Andrew is faced with the reality that all of that brainpower is being used for exy and exy alone #thinking about Neil will kill that man one day I stg #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg headcanon #aftg meta #character analysis #post canon #the foxhole court #tfc

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

#[.art] #self #complaining tag #I'm good. I needed to draw about it but I'm good. it's fine. whatever #love it when I barely ask you for money to Live outside of gifts and 30 a month. and then you withold the gift SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME #that's fine it's totally not as if I told you I need that money before. and you decided I was a bit too mean #about you compiling a document I Need To in order to keep the room and board in the place I am living in. by the way #she proceeded to change topic completely to the weather and forget about anything ive told her on the clothes I have here #or about the courses I follow. she takes notes for my sister's classes but cannot be bothered to remember i dont have exams in april #that's fineeee it's fine. it's fine. I know my sistser needs the help and I don't. I would rather die than ask for her help anyways #you can at least pretend to forget about both of us equally instead of telling me I should graduate in two years because im smart enough #which I am not. by the way. At least when I will fail at something I'll have the opportunity to tell her I told you so thank god #dont get me wrong i know her giving me compliments is a good thing I just sort of wish the were things actually about me #and not about the idea she has about me being some kind of prodigy that's simply too lazy to actually be exceptional. anyways

[parasitoidism]

Truly great moment was Ryo fresh out the hospital jumping out of his car and sucker punching this poor guy to steal his motorcycle. Imagine having to file that police report about how you got knocked the fuck out and your shit stolen by some shirtless blond severely injured 17 year old freak. I would just let it go. Thankfully that guy didn’t have to live with the shame for much longer though considering how the story goes

#ryos satan spidey senses telling him his ride or die is in trouble is one thing but him managing to grab a gun on the way out is always #funny also . i especially liked in the ova where he’s also wearing a black cloak that you have never seen him wear before . like did he stop #by his house on the way there #like I mean I guess it could have still been in his jacket. maybe hospitals in the 70s just didn’t care about that kind of thing #but in the ova he has a full on sniper rifle so. i think they had the idea for that one shot and were just like guys this has to happen #ugh guys I promise I liked devilman because of the themes and stuff okay I promise I’m a smart media comprehending boy but it’s just #of course I’m a little obsessed withthis gay freak . he’s entertaining until . uh until it isn’t fun anymore. yknow . #actually why was I embarrassed about liking a character in a story that’s actually normal

[filmenjoyr]

different interpretations yeah yeah but i really do feel like you are not really seeing oliver for what he is if you actually believe he planned it all from the beginning. like you believe the unreliable narrator? the liar who couldn't even keep up his most important lie? you believe he managed to manipulate everyone from day one? and kept that plan in motion for 16 years? yeah no babe everything that happened was a result of bisexuality, infatuation and/or an undiagnosed personality disorder mixed with a lot of luck, not some genius playing the long game

#saltburn #ollie is not all that smart he is just a demented boyliker who needs to be on like three different medications #he popped the tire because he was infatuated with felix and wanted an opportunity to talk to him (i've been there) #poisoned him bc he'd rather felix die than be rejected by him #then down the line he saw james had died and found a way to worm himself back into saltburn bc he'd spent all those years obsessing over #that summer just like farleigh said he would. lol. lmao even. #farleigh is the only one that saw him for what he was not what he wanted him to be #and that's why oliver needed him gone but couldn't kill him #anyway there are two genders: felixes and farleighs

[hephaestuscrew]

Thinking about the protective way Clara tells Fleet not to go into DeVries' dangerous-looking training set-up, and about how when Septimus mentions Fleet's friend Fleet's immediate assumption is that he must mean Clara, and about "This is Miss Clara Entwhistle, my partner - in business, my business partner." / "I'm also his friend, but he doesn't like to say it.", and about how Fleet rarely smiles but he smiles to himself at Clara having a good idea (and Clara notices the change in his expression), and about how Clara is trying to work out Fleet's birthday through a process of elimination, and about how Fleet tries twice to shut down the conversation with Frances Byrne that's making Clara uncomfortable, and about how panicked and angry he sounds after realising she's been poisoned...

#Victoriocity #Victoriocity spoilers #The nice thing about this season (and about the book) is that - although we don't know the exact time skip between seasons - #we're now getting to see their dynamic after they've known each other #(and worked together) for longer than a couple of weeks #I love how quickly they are ride or die in s1 #but I love that there's more history there now. a more developed bond #You can hear it in little things #like how Fleet knows before she does it #that Clara is going to ask a person who is going to jail thanks to them #to recommend their PI business #the way he says 'Clara no...' #but then gets on board with it #Oh also I like to think that moment in S3E4 isn't the first time Fleet has smiled to himself at Clara doing something smart #but usually he does it while Clara isn't watching #This is all platonic to me btw #I'm open to being contradicted by the source material #but for now that's important to me #They are friends <3 even if he doesn't like to say it #Clara Entwhistle #Archibald Fleet #Inspector Fleet

[only-one-brain-cell]

Yea let’s go towards the abandoned building without backup/ FBI vest.

#criminal minds #criminal minds 6x12 #spencer reid #how can someone so smart be so dumb #🎶dumb ways to die🎶

[carrotkicks]

If you go with the theory that Dazai came from a super rich family and changed his identity once he was no longer with them, what if Bruce had met Dazai before he was Dazai?

Lol the whole "rich old-money Tsushima family" theory is very beloved to me, though im not sure how true it will end up. I have this inkling that Dazai's backstory is Not as dramatic as other's characters, but also at the same time!

Theory that Dazai was a rich kid with his parents having been tied in some way to the mafia (just like the Wayne family!) and then they suddenly die and at somepoint he is put under the care of Mori who's a trusted personal doctor of the family (and runs an underground clinic JUST like Leslie Thompkins, the Wayne's trusted doctor who runs an underground clinic on Park Row), and gosh thinking abt this potential backstory, dont you think about how if Alfred wasn't around, and Leslie was more of a control freak, she and kid Bruce would have marched up to Carmine Falcone's bedroom, slit his throat, and taken over the biggest organized crime family in Gotham. Oh. That's a cool batman au wait.

Ahh well anyways. Bruce meeting kid Dazai sometime during his misc. time going around the world and learning different fighting techniques and kid Daz or Shuuji or whatever being the. troubled. kid he is gets absolutley facinated by Bruce's quest for justice or whatever.

#NO NO BUT HEAR ME OUT #i have this theory: #Yokohama-elite Tsushima family gets tragically killed. #young shuji gets orphaned by the horribly traumatic event. his depression gets worse. his entire sense of morality gets tilted on it's axis #and shuuji is a smart cookie! he knows his family's money isnt honest. and his parents were involved with the port mafia. #and he knows that the Old Boss. who's been on a paranoid reight of terror in yokohama was responisble for his parents death. and he wants #VENGENCE! #well less death bc to dazai there's nothing more painful than losing the people he loves!! so he rather die than experience any more pain #enter Mori! who saves him and probably mentors him in many ways and shares his sentiments abt the mafia's Boss. so! he stikes a deal #'i'll take the knife and you can just watch. the port mafia will be in our hands in no time' dazai goes along with this plan because #a. he doesnt care either way b. he wants the man responsible for his parent's deaths dead. therfore! time to welcome the new leadership! #<- thus making dazai Asagiri's take on batman #ask

[recurring-polynya]

i'm never entirely sure if the term "captain-class" includes lieutenants (personally, I think it's people who have or are close to having bankai, which would obviously include Ikkaku so whatever), but assuming he was allowed to pick lieutenants, imagine being Renji and being told to pick the three people you'd most want to have with you to go to another world and wait for a war to crack open

(alternatively, imagine an au where the advance team was abarai & kuchiki & hinamori & kira & hisagi, the shining stars of shin'ou class of 2066 + their favorite sempai)

#advance team arc #nerd squad #don't get me wrong the melancholy vibe of the advance team is everything to me #but part of the melancholy is who is here and who is not and who should be #the thing about bleach is that it's not just big tragedies it's a million little tragedies like this too. just tragedies all the way down #hinamori and hisagi would have been *so good* at being in the living world and befriending the karakura kids #kira maybe not so much but he's smart and good in a fight and WHO KNOWS maybe he has some advice on being depressed #i think kira and ishida would get along really well if they ever had the chance i will die on this hill #let renji run the advance team it was his team let him be great #let's be real hitsugaya probably would have preferred to be back in soul society doing two squads worth of paperwork anyway #maybe matsumoto can still be on the advance team reader's choice on that

[vivanightcity]

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk vp #cyberpunk2077 #masc v #jackie welles #i saw the diner and it became a need to make a seinfeld post #i hate that fucking lamp #(in a 'i will die on any hill' jokey big way not a im actually annoyed way) #for all my jokes Ivan's INT is his second highest skill under cool #so im starting to think he wants people to Think he's stupid cause it's easier to act that way and let people understimate him?? #or he's like my old cat 'you're so smart but my god you are an idiot' #my vp #vibes of ivan

[neurotonic]

ouh i NEEED to know 22 (their own little way (or ways) to say ‘i love you’.) for the women or else i'll die... don't let me die...

YAYYY WOMEN YAYY okay don't die I'll do it. Gay ass inventors being gay under the cut because this got longer than I anticipated LMAO

ROXAFABBYLARIS / TRIPLE THREAT: 22. their own little way (or ways) to say ‘i love you’. [from here]

I feel like...all of them being creatives (in a sense), they'd give each other little trinkets and gifts and such. Some of them may be purely functional, but for the most part they're decorative, symbolic, and unique. There's some aesthetic choices that makes it obvious who made what, and each of them really enjoy those little differences. Solaris leans more into the straightforward functional side, Prism's has a lot of moving mechanical parts, and Fabby's little creations are the most stylistic (both for little engineering projects and fashionable gifts). And I think each of them would know each other Really Well that they know exactly what they want to do for them. You know that phrase "I loved you to the point of invention"? One of my favorite dang quotes, literally them full stop.

For other little ways...

Solaris isn't much for obvious tells of affection, but she's very fond of spending time with the people she loves. She likes spending time doing whatever, even if they're just chilling, working on something together, generally just doing stuff together. I'd think she's the type to be very attentive to her partner's needs (as in, physical needs...she's still working on picking up emotional and romantic ones). Part of it is because of her experience post Death Engine--all that physical pain is something she wouldn't want to happen to the people she cares about. She tries to get her workaholic girl friends something to eat (she's trying her best to not burn everything she makes...)

Fabricator would be the more physically affectionate one, everybody knows this...On very rare occasions (read: Solaris and Prism ONLY) she uses her affection to comfort someone if they're feeling down. There's also a specific change in the tone of her voice that she only reserves for partners (again, Solary and Primmy) to show her genuine affection for them. Any show of vulnerability for Fabby is a whole fuss for herself, but when it comes to supporting her partners or letting them know she loves them genuinely, it's all worth it. Usually she also does small acts of service for them too.

It's very easy for Prism to put her love in her words I think. She's very vocally supportive and she likes giving praise to her favorite people, and she could usually phrase it in a way that the other two could find meaningful. Whether it's in awe of a cool project or personal achievements, she likes celebrating the little things with them. When she's not knee-deep in a project, she would also do acts of service for her partners... making their fave drinks when they're feeling down, helping them with their own projects.

#ieytd #i expect you to die #the fabricator #commander solaris #roxana prism #roxafabbylaris #triple threat #i didnt............ expect for this to be so long... they're very similar with their love languages mthinks #but also. their general attitudes on affection differ #they find a way to understand each other they're smart ladies..................... #and in my mind this is like post-game stuff where they have the time to really be together teehee #OUUUUUUUUGHHGHGH I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #gene answers #the-valiant-valkyrie

[zukkaoru]

i love being sick and knowing that i need to sleep in order to feel better and yet. suddenly my body is like tired? we've never been tired in our life? i'm giving you so much awake juice right now let's have some fun :-)

#GIRL IT'S ONE THIRTY AM AND I FEEL TERRIBLE. LET ME SLEEP I HATE YOU SO MUCH #hello grace here #you would think i would be able to sleep MORE while sick but nooooooo instead let's get even LESS sleep than we usually do! #what a great way to fix the problem. you're so smart. i hope you die.

[drbtinglecannon]

So... Darius will have a reaction to learning Flapjack died, right?

Considering he was one of the very few people who knew about them, he kept Hunter's secret about having them from Belos, and anyone who knew Hunter was magicless could easily figure that Flapjack was essentially a disability aid for him. Then when you add in that Hunter absorbed them and maybe has magic now? (which I hate but) and that his appearance has changed because of it, that all leads to the logical conclusion that they died to save Hunter, making it all the more tragic.

Losing a palisman is already so devastating, but for Hunter it's even worse. So. He's gotta have some kind of reaction to this news. Right?

#toh #toh spoilers #toh hunter #toh flapjack #darius deamonne #hunters gonna come back covered in like 6x as much scarring. diff eye color. magic? & no flapjack. darius is smart enough to figure it out #& if hunter has magic & diff eyes & talks to himself as if its flapjack its even more apparent that their death caused all these changes #after the way steve spoke about how hard it was to los e a palisman & darius pointedly addressing hunter having one but that he wont tattle #there has to be a reaction or something said about it. anyway flapjack didnt die & is totally safe in my mind that bit didnt happen ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ #darius: i already had so many reasons to kill belos but i found another giant one #tc posts