#sleepy ss fuck

[selineram3421]

*is sleepy but wants fluff* Fuck it.

Soft Kisses

Alastor X Chubby Reader

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ small one shot, cuddles, kisses, fluff ⚠

Today was tiring.

Swamped with work like preparing for tomorrow's art activities, cleaning up the studio, putting away art tools, and having to help make dinner after.

Alastor had noticed and tried to get you to rest but you didn't want to leave all the work to him.

You almost fell asleep while cooking!

Good thing that you were able to catch yourself and finish up what you were making.

Then when everything was done, and Niffty taking care of the dishes. Alastor swept you up, carrying you over to your hotel room.

"Alastor! Put me down, I'm too heavy!", you panicked.

"Nonsense love! You're not heavy at all. Though you do need rest!", he smiled and pecked you on the cheek.

Once inside your room, he placed you down on the bed and laid you on your back.

"Now, don't lift a finger dear.", he said and started to take off your right shoe.

"Honey, really. I can get myself settled in.", you sighed and reached to take off your other shoe, but your hand was quickly snatched up and kissed.

You blushed.

"I told you not to lift a finger.", the deer demon grinned handsomely and kissed the inside of your wrist.

Then he helped you change into something comfortable before getting you under the covers. In seconds you felt yourself start to get sleepier.

"Take a nap darling. You've been up and down all day.", Alastor whispers before kissing your forehead.

As he turns to leave, you take hold of his hand. Looking back, he can see you're fighting sleep just to keep him there.

"Stay? I want to be next to you.", you ask.

"Of course love.", he says, taking off his coat and shoes before going under the covers to join you.

You sigh in content once you wrap your arms around each other, nuzzling your head against his chest as you get comfortable. He hums and rubs your back, kissing the top of your head as you do so.

Feeling a familiar claw finger lift your head up by your chin, you feel a soft kiss. You kiss back, but it's small repeated ones.

"Sleep well."

Is the last thing you hear before you let sleep take you.

*slow, slow blink* I'm tired and want cuddles. But I don't have my body pillow, so this is the best I'm going to get.

~Seline, the person.

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ML II for Alastor🎙️

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[boyfeminism]

i really Shouldnt use the for you page but sometimes i get bored and this time it was fucking Entirely ed posts mixed in with fanart for stray which fucking sucked and then like 4 posts abt bpd at the end which is not something that even has Anything to do with me so overall bad experience many people blocked

#anyways. #sorry if this sounds harsh but if youre posting abt an eating disorder and not tagging it in the simplest of ways #i hate you #i dont care what argument could possibly be made against me i genuinely hate you #ed tw #<- wow 4 letters! isnt that easy! fuck you #i did NOT like any posts related to eating disorders or bpd nor did i follow anyone new so. #not sure where tumblr pulled that one #on par with wei/ght lo/ss ads #killed the fun sleepy mood i was in. #idk it doesnt even affect me the way it used to its been like. long enough since the peak #that i am okay and every time ive like. idk relapsed or whatever ive recognized it and adjusted in that same day in a way that is healthy #and nothing really drives me to that behavior very easily anymore #but it still fucking Nauseates me i dont want to see it in my stupid tumblr bubble tbh and its as simple as that #and it makes me upset bc then youre just. subjecting ppl it DOES affect to the same thing! bc you cant fucking tag things #speaking

[vodka-and-tvshows]

Regina: I'm not in the business of making deals with you anymore

Gold: to which deal are you referring to?

And that panicked face of Regina in the split second. God Lana is such a good actress and season 1 was so well crafted

#Lucy rewatches OUAT #forgot to post this last night i was sleepy ss fuck

[onlyjaeyun]

ceo! jongseong leaving you expensive vitamin drinks and snacks because he doesnt want to overwhelm you 🥹 and because tbh... he hasn't really dated anyone before so this should be a nice not burdensome gesture right??

however, secretary!yn thinks he's leaving her them as a "work harder, u need to have more energy" message so she overworks 😭 and she worries that he thinks she's been slacking 🥹 whilst he's wondering why his pretty baby's been looking nervous when she's doing tasks and also looking sleepier...

OH when he catches her dozing off while standing and wonders "am i stressing her out?? did something happen outside of work??" 😭

🎀

AAAAAH THIS MADE ME SO POUTY 🥺

Secretly crushing ceo!jay wouldn't even hesitate to send everyone away as soon as he notices just how sleepy you are, telling all of his employees that the meeting has been postponed only to pull you into his office and sit you on the couch, asking why the fuck you've been working so much. "your warnings were pretty clear, sir", is the only thing you mumble, hair a little messier than usual, eyes sleepy snd lips pushed into the sweetest pout as you look at him and try to hide just how much you're enjoying the view. jongseong is absolutely shocked at your response and looks at you with confusion written all over his face, reaching for your hands before he moves closer to you from his sest on the little coffee table. "i left those on your desk to make surr you know how good you've been doing, pretty girl", jay clears up and meets your gaze, his heart aching as soon ss he sees the way you've already teared up and if it wssn'r for just how exhausted and anxious you've been, you would have managed to stay composed a lot better. "i'm so sorry i didn't make that clear enough", he continues and pushes the hair out of your face all while managing to suppress the urge to take care of you and fuck you to sleep the way you deserve it, "now be a good girl, go home and get the rest you need yeah? i'll be okay. call me if you need anything." he has his men bring you to your apartment and one of them waiting in the car to make sure you get home safe, keeping him updated every few hours, sending you groceries and flowers to make up for the misunderstanding, only for you to "accidentally" send him a little voicemail of your little mosns and whimpers of his name in return 🥺🎀🧸

#URGH NONIE HELP I GOT CARRIED AWAY #; thoughts #; zadie's concepts #; boyfie #enhypen smut

[brittscafe]

Request Page

Hi! Welcome to my request page where I give you plenty of ideas on what you can request and more. This is the updated version of my request page btw, I did delete the old one.

You may request whatever you desire, but I decided to list some ideas below. I only write for Bleach and JJK characters!

I do recommend checking my pinned page or my bio to see if my requests are currently open or closed and to see the rules before requesting.

Also, I'm gonna try and update this as much as I possible can!

Types of requests I accept:

Headcanons

drabbles

imagines

one-shots

blurbs

hell, I'll write you a whole ass book if you want.

Types of readers:

fem! reader

male! reader

gn! reader

husband! reader

wife! reader

bf! reader

gf! reader

spouse! reader

teacher! reader

injured! reader

black! reader

latina! reader

hispanic! reader

chubby! reader

insecure! reader

etc, the list goes on and on, lol I will accept any type of reader!

I write:

enemies to lovers

friends to lovers

fakes relationship

arranged marriage

forbidden love

love triangle

poly relationships

opposites attract

angst

smut

fluff

angsty smut

angsty fluff

fluffy smut

rough smut

whatever trope you want tbh as long as it follows within in my rules

What I don't write:

incest/stepcest

yandere themes

abusive themes

p!ss kink

anything without consent

SFW requests:

Accidentally brushing their hand with yours

hand holding

hand holding with the thumb thing (iykyk)

soft kisses

soft lazy kisses

hand kisses

forehead kisses

neck kisses

passionate kisses

dancing in the rain.

playing the snow; making snow angels, snow fight.

beach; swimming, building a sand castle together.

going on a picnic.

staring at each other from across the room.

hugs; side hugs, hugs from behind, long hugs, swaying hugs, hugs where you lift you off the ground, comforting hugs, etc.

back rubs, playing or brushing with their/ your hair.

being reunited after being after from each other after a long time.

taking care of reader or character when they are sick.

cuddles before bed; cuddling on the couch;

nuzzling your head into their neck or character nuzzling their head into your neck.

Finding comfort in each other.

taking care after getting injured.

Hesitant kisses, but they want to keep kissing.

comforting them after a nightmare.

comforting them after a death.

character saving you from near death/ you saving character from near death.

pet names. (baby, babe, bae, my love, darling, etc.)

wearing partner's shirt.

falling asleep on partner's shoulder/lap/chest.

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them.

NSFW requests:

degrading

praising

leaving marks all over your/ their body.

biting and sucking on skin.

grinding.

oral; giving or recieving.

nibbling, sucking, or bitting skin and moaning into their mouth.

kisses trailing down to your most sensitive areas.

watching as your partner goes down on you.

rough sex

gentle sex

needy sex

sleepy sex

virgin reader with experienced character

squirting

public sex

edging

orgasm denial

overstimulation

bondage; handcuffs, ropes, etc

blindfolded

daddy kink/ mommy kink

choking kink

spanking kink

sub/dom

size kink

praise kink

pegging

toys

mirror sex

caught masterbating

shower/tub

threesome

throat fucking

oral, f! receiving

oral m! receiving

SFW prompts:

"I love you so much."

"I adore you."

"You're so sweet."

"I don't ever want to lose you."

"I think I'm falling in love with you."

"Are you okay?"

"I've missed you so much."

"You're so cute!"

"It's ok. I'm not leaving."

"I'll stay by your side."

"You smell so good."

"I'm right here, baby. it's okay."

"I'm so proud of you." "I will never leave you, ever."

"Can you hold my hand, please? I'm scared."

NSFW prompts:

"Good girl."

"You like it when I fuck you like that, don't you?"

"You like it when I fuck you like this? Yeah you do."

"You're so wet."

"God, you feel so good."

"Spread your legs, baby. Wider."

"My slut to ruin."

"I want to hear you beg."

"I like it when you're rough."

"Faster."

"Harder."

"Say please."

"Do whatever you want with me. I'm yours."

"You're such a fucking tease, you know that."

"Don't you want to play with me?"

"You can take it."

#bleach imagines #bleachanime #bleach #request page #bleach x reader #bleach x you #bleach x y/n #bleach headcanons #bleach anime #bleach x female reader #bleachichigo

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

look normally I wouldn’t even put anything on these anonymous things guys but I NEED to speak abt my situation to even more ppl, so in summary my crush of like 2-3 yrs HATES me instead of loving me💔💔

so in detailed I liked him a while ago but then the next year I didn’t like him like if he like was there, left, and then came back to me.

thsi year is when we actually started talking or last year around august, we talked m became the closest even if we didn’t talk that much during school but we would be calling and texting 24/7 both of us staying awake more time even if we are sleepy, just for eachother, and that’s how it was for like until January??

so o my gosh what happened is that both of us are EXACTLY the same, so we are both a bit to much for each other, we are both a bit yeaa.

N what being going is that he texts so dry, doenst repsond, doesn’t care like he used to but taht ok wtv

n on my notes TODAY like less than 4 hrs ago I put as a joke on my insta note “I hope u suffer alone w no one to help u” well not rlly as a joke but I’m a person whose mode is always switching and I’m telling u not one min later after I put that he put on his notes “yea nah” n well I was like oh this a coincidence right right but I was texting his friend whom is my friend as well and I was like “STOP DO U THINK HE THINKS ITS ABT HIM” w the ss of our notes side to side n he replies w this weird worded message “he knows he has me” n I was like “HUH WYM BY THIS??” N he was like “dw abt it “ n I was like “BRO TELL ME WHAT U MEAN OR UR GETYING BLOCKED” n he puts “it’s Nun of ur business” so simple as that I blocked him but I AHVENT blocked my honeybunch which is K MY GOSH I FOROGOT TO TELL U HOW IN SCHOOL BEFORE ALL THIS UHHH well I was WLAKING to my next period m he wa slike TRYNAN pass across the hallway to go to his class n I didn’t look at him obvi n like I moved my shoulder sideways so we wouldn’t bump but he had the audacity to bump into me but not a soft shoulder bump but a hard one when I’m telling u like if it was filled w anger n he wanted to punch me or sum cuz Nuh uhhh

but well a win is a win guys I’ll be in his head even if he hates me🥰🥰

but on a serious note fuck him

i think i went through the five stages of grief reading this dear god

lowkey reminds me of smth that happened to me in middle school minus the hatred … ermm anyway yeah fuck him!!!

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

[shartbaby1]

Okay breaking my silence for one second because I need to share this

I was searching for the meaning of the song Charlie’s inferno (yes ik what it means I just wanted to be sure) when:

What the fuck.

I thought there was something wrong with this at first then I saw that

Idk I’m not really one to talk about this but

THIS LITERALLY MEANS NOTHING, WHOLE ASS NOTHING BURGER OF A VAUGE ANSWER

I had to go to a different goddamn website for my answers, this was the first site to pop up

https://www.songtell.com/that-handsome-devil/charlie-s-inferno

I tried looking up a song I already knew the meaning of on it and:

This is like talking to a fucking middle school ELA teacher

I found better explanations on reddit ffs, I’m too lazy to screen shot but just look up “coyotes meaning song” go to the Reddit link and look at the comment by doctor spud (amazing explanation btw)

Here’s a better explanation side by side (poster in the ss)

Notice how the ai one just explains the song on a baseline level, attaching on points that don’t really matter (ex. “The bridge repeats the chorus, reinforcing the love and appreciation for the natural world from the coyotes screenshots).

And the one made by an actual human (I hope) goes into references and a idk “more streamlined and direct” kind of way

It’s really hard to explain these kinds of things but hopefully you get my drift

Honestly if I wanted a robot to spew out nonsense about my musical creation I worked hard on I’d put a speaker in a toaster and hope for the best

Not only is it lazy and hard to understand for some users, but the website has a shit ton of ads

I have no idea about what it looks like on computer but I’m writing this at 12 and I don’t want to get my sleepy ass up out of bed

Anygays hopefully that was semi understandable from my mush of a brain rn

Fuck ai and fuck your mom <3

#long post #rant #not a callout post #I just need to shit about something #I’ll work on alt text tomorrow I eeeeppy

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Any rogues

Reaction to magician teen slowly dying and it can't be reversed cause they performed a powerful spell that requires most of their magic and life force to do so (the reason? Well I'll leave that to you :))

Golden cracks is scattered around their body and they're very tired

"Hey big sib? I feel sleepy..."

EVEN THEIR FAMILIAR IS SLOWLY DISAPPEARING

Gives rogue a big hug telling them how fun it was while it lasted and how much they love rogue before the cracks is now going across their body and small bits of their body is disappearing

"Thank you for being my family :)" - famous last words

Magician is now gone, the only remainder they were there is the accessories that they once wore with happiness laying in the ground (rogue may or may not had gifted them the said accessories 🧍)

- SS (This is angsty in a way)

First of all : ow!

Second of all: there wasn't really second but then I realized this reminds me of Infinity War

I'm going with them saving Rogue's life for extra angst.

Scarecrow

He thought he was death so opening his eyes was a suprise, he heard someone getting on their knees and saw magician

Immediately runs to them asking what happened but he gets the idea

Starts cursing at them for doing it

Doesn't know how to stop it and he looks at familiar for help he's disappearing

Tries to hug magician back but cannot fully understand what is happening

His heart stops when he hears those words and he can't feel them in his arms anymore

Looks down and sees pin that he gave them on their birthday and tears starts pouring without his consent

But he can't stop, just sits there

Black Mask

Gets a big dose of air and gets up quickly touching his head cause he is pretty sure he got shot

There is blood but no scar which is weird but then he hears magician and he understands

Gets up and holds asking what the fuck they were thinking, stops when he realize in how bad of the state they are

Holds them trying to keep calm and calls bloody murder for that Witch or whoever to do something

Takes off his mask so they can see him

Gives them a strongest hug he ever gave and moment later they're gone

Sees the half mask he gave them and let's out a scream

Harley Quinn

Gets up fast, touching her body to see if she's alright

When she hears magician terror fills her eyes and rans towards him

When she sees crow disappearing she grabs him and hugs them both

Begs magician to tell her how to stop it

They just smile and thanks her

After the hug they're both gone and only thing left is the friendship bracelet she gave them

Grabs it and starts weeping on her knees

#smitten simp #scarecrow x platonic!reader #black mask x platonic!reader #harley quinn x platonic!reader

[theselfshiphassailed]

Masato Aizawa SS Sleep Headcanons:

(cw; suggestive)

-this man sleeps like a fucking rock. if he falls asleep, good luck waking him because he will stay that way until he catches his Zs or he has to use the bathroom. there are no sounds, no amount of tapping and no calling his name that will wake him without much of a fight. i can get in and out of bed throughout the night not have to worry about disturbing him because he just will not flinch.

-he's a cuddler! even if he's dead asleep, he's going to make sure i'm in his arms. sometimes, because he's such a heavy sleepy, i might be doomed to remain there if he's got his arm locked around me and not just a light droop. he typically prefers to hold onto me from behind but there are times when he'll let me use his chest as my pillow and he'll wrap his arms around me that way.

-with those two points out of the way, i can finally talk about the beginning of our relationship– he used to crush me! yeah, like rollover on top of me- crush me. mhmm.. i dont know if he was out of practice with holding someone in his sleep, or maybe he wasn’t much of a cuddler before? whatever the case, he used to tuck me in close to his chest at the beginning of the night and in the middle of it, he was squashing me under his tits like i was nothing more than a flimsy little pillow he was holding and it was impossible to wake him up to get out of it. this is going to sound so mean but i almost dumped him for that reason alone. i’ve since learned to love him through the crumpling and he’s learned to treat me like i’m a delicate, fragile human…as long as i accept that every now and then i might be locked in his arms.

-he snores….so  loud, i won’t lie, i’ve thought of smothering him at least once… i’m not proud of it but it was so bad i couldn’t sleep. I actually took the couch that night and when he asked the next morning he was apologetic. he was like, ‘amor, why didn’t you wake me?’ !!!!! SIR !??!?!! NO ONE CAN WAKE YOU!!!! sorry, i’m getting frustrated again just thinking about it– his snoring is probably the worst i’ve ever heard. it’s worse when he sleeps on his back. when he sleeps on his side, it’s not so bad. i’ve asked to see someone about it but he refuses… 

-he’s so affectionate at bedtime. i mean, he’s affectionate full-stop but at bedtime it’s like it triples and here’s what i think it is: he’s trying his luck.  i won't lie. he has a pretty high sex drive and if i’d go for it every night, he’d be up and at ‘em but i’m not. so, i just get an overflow of affection right before bed every single night and it’s nice. it makes me feel so loved but there are times when i’m not even up for that. i just wanna drop. after all this time, masa’s gotten really good at anticipating what my needs are, as i have with his and he’d never push me for anything. so, the extra affection is sometimes just that, extra affection which is fine.

-masa is like my giant personal space heater. it doesn’t matter what the temperature is in the room itself, he’s always warm. when it’s chilly, i can have our comforter then snuggle up to him and for the most part be pretty comfortable! he loves when i say that, too. he takes a lot of pride in being enough to keep me warm. he’s the cutest. however, remember when i mentioned how affectionate he is?  yeah, that’s sort of our downfall when it’s hotter out because like i said, he’s warm regardless. he likes to snuggle and i hate being hot- not a good combination in the summer. 

-he dreams about the late people in his life a lot, like his mother and morinaga and he always tries to remember so that he can tell me about it. he usually gets really excited because he believes that they’re ‘visiting’ him through his dreams. i love to see him light up when they’re good dreams. when he has dreams that he can interpret in a negative way, and either of them are there, he assumes that means he’s done something to disappoint them and sometimes that’s enough to put him in a sour mood for the entire day.

Nishiki's sleep headcanons can be found here.

#ss aizawa #ss me

[bigkpopstan]

It's so unfair that I can't hold his waist or kiss his tummy </3 /hj also no I'll never get over that photo either 🥲 omg river 😭😭💔 please sleepy hoon being clingy plus wearing your clothes is literally the cutest I love that so much :( just rubbing his back while teasing him <//3 kissing his pretty soft lips :(

I still love that ss so fucking much I want to kiss and bite his tummy >:(. agreed it’s very unfair😔. I would sign the nda so quick idc 😭 /hj. RIGHT?! rubbing his back and hearing him whine or hum into the kisses 🥹. pls I want him</3

#donghoonie 3

[spreadssheets]

found this on my old facebook page and i'm supposed to be working so naturally i'm doing this instead

1. Real name → spreadsheet or talls 2. Nickname(s) → talls, tally, headshrimp, doe, ss 3. Status → alive 4. Zodiac sign → leo 5. Male or female → lmao. naw. 6. Elementary School → too many 7. Middle School → too many 8. High School → graduate  10. Hair color → black 11. Long or short → long 12. Loud or Quiet → yes 13. Sweats or Jeans → currently wearing slacks 14. Phone or Camera → phone 15. Health freak → does helth count 17. Do you have a crush on someone? → not really, no 18. Eat or Drink → drink 19. Piercings → ears 21. Water or Fire → listen to me. i have this very interesting idea about a water bender that can heat water. NOT a fire bender. a water bender, but i haven't done any research on what happens to water molecules when they heat up and how a bender of ONLY water could do that, but like i figure if water benders can make ice they can probably ALSO heat water? food for thought 22. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars → i'm gonna take the money because with 4 billion dollars my ass can save LIVES. i don't care about falling in love with someone romantically, i just want to help people. FIRSTS:  23. First fear → abandonment 24. First best friend → mindy 25. First award → most improved in science or something 26. First crush → some guy named scott 27. First pet → sherikhan 28. First big vacation → not sure i've ever done one of those 30. First big birthday → fifth? ninth? who can remember their childhood. not this bitch. CURRENTLY:  49. Eating → fruity pebbles 50. Drinking → pinot noir 52. I'm about to → finish this thing i'm working on 53. Listening to → starstruck - christopher wilde 54. Plans for today → the days over bestie it's like midnight 55. Waiting for → me to get my head out of my ass and finish this stupid newsletter for my fucking job so i can go to bed. YOUR FUTURE:  58. Want kids?→ who has money for that  59. Want to get married? no lol 60. What careers do you have in mind? considering i'm 10 years deep in a marketing and communications career, i obviously want to leave all of that behind to own a bookstore in a sleepy sea side town in ireland WHICH IS BETTER WITH GUYS/WOMEN?  68. Lips or eyes → eyes 70. Shorter or taller? → idk man 72. Romantic or spontaneous → no thanks 73. Nice Legs or belly?→ i'm telling on myself, but belly. when bellies are just delicately round i'm like ohhhh noooo. 74. Sensitive or loud → sensitive 75. Hook-up or relationship → seeing my old answers knowing i'm aroace is a whole fuckin thing 77. Drama or Super Shy → i did used to go by the nickname drama HAVE YOU EVER:  80. Lost glasses/contacts → yea 81. Ran away from home → yea but it was like down the street for a few hours nothing major 82. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → i'm femme presenting. OBVIOUSLY i have. 83. Killed somebody → i'm too nice for th at 84. Been Heartbroken → oh a bunch 85. Been arrested → unfortunately 87. Cried when someone died → yeah DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  89. Yourself → not really 90. Miracles → i'mma need one to find a new job 91. Love at first sight → no 92. Heaven → yes, but also no? 93. Santa Claus → i believe in an arch elf named bernard tbh 94. Sex on the first date → this is such a weird question because i'm aroace but i've done this before. but i also thought the only way to receive love was through sex. so i doubt i would do this now. i just don't really care about sex. 95. Kiss on the first date → barf. ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:  97. Is there one person you want to be with right now more than others → i can't really think of anyone i wanna be with. maybe nelly? i miss her. but tbh i'm perfectly content being home with my cats 98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → yes and no 99. Do you believe in God → i don't know how to answer this

#get to know memes #talls talks #about talls #about me #spreadssheets

[ibarap]

[Event] A Match on the Sugoroku Board / The Die is Cast 1

Madara: Mikeneko-chan?

Rinne: Yaawn, fuu... Aah~, I'm sleepy...

I'm real happy Beehive took off. Never woulda thought I'd actually stay hyped up 'til mornin', but that ended up bein' a nice change-a pace for me too.

Now, my head's poundin' after stayin' out the whole night, so time for me to head on home and sleep.

Madara: Good moooooooorning!

Rinne: Shut up...?!

The hell? Are ya goin' home after a night out? Don'tcha know the cops arrest bad kids like you?

Madara: Hahaha, my bad. I just happened to see a familiar face is all.

I was pretty riled up by what you pulled during SS, so I wanted to get back at you for that! [1]

Rinne: Oi, oi. Don't tell me ya took it seriously, Mikeneko-chan. [2]

That was all staged. Don'tcha know I can't stand ya yellin' at me everywhere I go?

Madara: Mikeneko-chan?

Rinne: I'm free to give ya whatever nickname I want, can't I? It's cuter than gettin' called a 'dangerous bee that's out here stingin' humans'. ♪

Anyways, why're ya here? I ain't a fan idols wanderin' 'round entertainment districts.

Madara: Sorry, but it's not 'cause I was out having fun last night.

MaM tends to get snubbed in comparison to Double Face, but I've been getting more and more on that front lately.

Now that I'm on a roll, I've been hanging around the area looking for any work opportunities.

Since this is downtown, it looks like there's also a lot of workers returning home in the morning just like you are.

Rinne: I gotcha. I was wonderin' if you were hyped up 'cause ya stayed out all night.

But gettin' fucked over in the idol industry, huh... That rings a bell.

Ain't society harsh on outsiders in all kindsa ways? Rinne-kun's tired of y'all...! [3]

Madara: Even Crazy:B gets snubbed, huh. Kohaku-san told me all about it.

You cause trouble whenever you guys have work, so the only jobs Crazy:B do get are the weird ones anyone else would've turned down.

Rinne: Yeah, yeah, and I'm real sick of it. Even if I surround myself with nothin' but good kids, it straight up ain't fun~.

That's why I've also got yer back, Mikeneko-chan.

Alright, lemme treat ya to some gyudon since I'm the onii~san here!

There's nothin' better than eatin' gyudon after stayin' up all night. That's my goodbye gift to ya, so c'mon, let's eat!

Madara: Gyudon? No thanks, I'm not really hungry.

Rinne: Huuuh, ya don't wanna eat the gyudon I'm treatin' ya?

You're so cold~. Are ya turnin' down a senpai who wants to go somewhere with ya?

But I wanted to go eat with Mikeneko-chan~.

Madara: Okay, okay. I'll go with you if you insist.

We make an unlikely pair! It must've been some kind of fate that I ran into you here, don't you think?

<30 minutes later.>

Rinne: I'm stuffed. ♪

Damn, ya boy got a good dose of nutrients and the poundin' in my head even went away! Thanks, man!

Madara: Don't thank me, it was your treat.

Well, I should get going. I was kind of in the middle of my walk, you see.

I'll be looking around for some interesting jobs.

...Ohh?

Rinne: The hell's up with that? Why'd our phones sound off at the same time?

Madara: Rinne-san, it's a Sparkling Message. Apparantly, we got a new job offer. [4]

Rinne: "A Match on the Sugoroku Board — A competition between agencies, with idols from CosPro and NewDi joinin' in," huh?

"Fight by usin' dice in an Open-world Sugoroku game..." I dunno what that means, but that's pretty much why we're fightin' agency by agency.

I was plannin' on hittin' it off with ya, but it ain't gonna be that easy, huh.

Y'know what they say, "Yesterday's enemy could still be an enemy today." ♪ [5]

Madara: Hahaha, what a perfect way for things to end between us.

Considering the final round of SS, it's like my enemy from two days ago is my enemy once again.

Either way, this is the job we were waiting for.

I can't even say I'm disappointed that my search led me to someplace surprising, so I'm going to reply positively.

Rinne: Aah, 'course I'm gonna join in on the fun too. Not like I've got a ton of work headin' my way.

Well, it's about time for me to head home. Next time I see ya, all I ask is for ya to go easy on me. ♪

Madara: Sure thing, I'm looking forward to it. Let's have a fair and square fight.

Rinne: Gyahaha! ♪ Of course you'd be the type-a guy to say that!

Well now, I'm lookin' forward to it in more ways than one. ♪

Notes:

Reference to the !! main story SS Finals. Rinne interrupted Ryuseitai (red) and Double Face's (white)'s decisive round to call out the SS' voting system for being rigged and pinning the blame on Nagisa specifically.

Mikeneko-chan (calico cat): A play on Madara's cat-themed family name, Mikejima.

異物 (foreign contaminant): Translated this as 'outsider' for brevity. I figured this was worth noting due to Crazy:B being being branded as a 'poison to the idol industry' & etc. before.

Sparkling Message: I have no idea what キラキラメール (kirakira mail) is called in the wider fandom. If any of you know what it is, please let me know!

Yesterday's enemy could still be an enemy today: A spoof on the saying 昨日の敵は今日の敵, "Yesterday's enemy could be a friend today."

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[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

OHH MY GOD THE "BEYOND..." OPTION I FORGOT AB THAT ONE!!! sksw link is such a rascal i love him so...

and donot fucking worry i know EXACTLY what ur talking abt with how it permeates the tags and ao3. finding good ao3 fics is impossible and ESPECIALLY for sksw and oot. im surprised ive found what good ones i can man. also i could talk for hours alone about how L/U has impacted malons character bc i adore her to the point of devoting a major part of my post-oot aus to what happens to her and seeing how shes interpreted nowadays is so. hhhhh !!!!!!! :((( stop making her a scolding mother figure stop making her Links Wife and nothing else she can be so much more than just that!!!!!!!!!!!! aauauausbaa. actually i could talk forever and ever abt how fanon link and malon and zelda tends to make them the worst possible versions of themselves and how l/u kinda perpetuates that but its 1 am and i have a fic to write so fffff

and the names man the names. its such a small thing (and im no stranger to sometimes using those abbreviations in some of my posts when i get especially verbose or have to talk abt multiple links all at once) but i try to go outta my way to refer to the chars as [game] [name] just to make it as clear as possible that im not talking abt the l/u counterparts. theyre practically their own chars to me at this point which sucks when im looking for content of my favs sksw link or oot link and i get Sleepy Soft Boy and Responsible Serious Soldier like no! no!!!!! thats my purse i dont know you /ref!!!!!!!

anyways. maybe i am just old and not with it since ive been a loz fan almost my entire life but it is nice to see someone who feels the same 👍 ty for lettin me complain for a moment there.

on a lighter note tell me about the "sksw link is not actually sleepy" thing bc im curious. its a thing thats mentioned abt pre-destiny link but after zelda falls it does kinda go away aside from the eyebags in his character model and i wanna kno what u hafta say ab it.........

You and I, we can be haters together

The one SMALL mercy I've found while looking up loz fics is that there's no lu fics in the ghiralink tag. For obvious reasons I think. Everywhere else seems to be a fucking HELLHOLE (the first thing I search when I first start looking for fics in a fandom is time travel and uh-- you can imagine what I found (BARELY FUCKING ANYTHING (and also lu)))

Also I haven't gotten around to watching an oot playthrough yet-- is it really that bad with Malon? (For the record I much prefer zelink and like-- I don't even really like zelink all that much beyond ss. And also I hc oot as siblings sometimes. So yeah.)

Honestly I would love to play oot but I can't :( and alas, watching playthroughs is just dreadfully dull (I got a decent way through an mm one though but gave up eventually). Regarding oot link's character though-- I admit I myself have not yet written a fic where it's not lu (or adjacent) so I don't really get the intricacies of his character (see also aforementioned playthrough dullness) so like. If you ever want to talk to someone about it all I would be interested

I also do the name thing, with game then character (on one hand the "hero titles" is just lazy and i really hate how it's become common and they would never give each other names like that but on the other the reason I haven't written much for MY links meet au is because I can't come up with 12 names that don't sound stupid and are also names they would give each other, so. And also apparently those names aren't official to lu (in comic jojo will use things like the old man (time) the smithy (four) the rancher (twilight) and full hero titles on posts (hero of the skies, hero of the four sword, etc)). So as you can see all bad things come from fandom, in this essay I will,

Ok so. It's been a while since I've fully played ss (like two months but my memory is just shit). So I might be wrong. But Link simply does not seem very sleepy to me? Especially not to the extent he is in lu.

For one-- our first introduction to him is him sleeping, yes, and we get told by many npcs and Zelda herself that he oversleeps, but there's a VAST difference between oversleeping and being sleepy. I myself am bad at alarms and such and beyond Premium Loftwing Mail (letter spat in your face) there's really nothing to wake him up, so he'd probably just sleep too long

Also he's been having dreams about the Imprisoned for who knows how long. Dude probably ain't sleeping that well (fi I love you but I think that might have been a mistake)

(Side note he's still in school and there's an open book on his desk-- he COULD be staying up late studying. Unlikely but I think that would be interesting)

Honestly it all just seems like teasing to me-- there's no indication that he's ACTUALLY constantly sleeping too long, just that it's happened enough times that some people have noticed (and it's not like everyone says it). Honestly the only thing pointing to a constant sleepiness is his "sit too long on a stool and start nodding off" animation (which is still like, really funny imo. how are you even DOING that you are SITTING STRAIGHT UP)

Now, delving into my own hcs and such-- he did not sleep. After Impa calls him lazy and too late at the earth temple, something I think would distinctly Fuck Him Up (he SAW the chains Zelda was held by), he would simply-- forgo sleep until it was necessary. I've seen estimates that sksw took place over about 11 months, and that's what I generally use in my fics, so-- my dude really said "I wont rest until I find Zelda" and then took a knife to his sleep schedule

(Side note-- do you think they held a funeral (or Skyloft equivalent) for Zelda? Like it seems that after a week or so of searching, the reasonable conclusion of her being dead would be reached (especially if her bird came back, which-- what's up with that? There must be some nesting area for loftwings, so either it would be seen there or it would also be presumed alongside Zelda if it got sucked down to the surface))

So anyway. His tiredness is self imposed, not something he's always had. (One of my febuwhump fics was that he was literally so exhausted he got hurt and passed out midfight. It was fun.)

Also like I don't know if it's just me but sleepy and tired have different meanings-- sleepy is, idk, cuter? Softer? And tired is. I haven't slept in 17 hours and before that I slept for three hours. (Maybe THAT'S just why it bugs me so much)

And also! Like you said! Beyond the eyebags (which are always there, lending credit to my theory of oversleeping because he simply didn't sleep well/enough) he's really... not tired OR sleepy for the majority of the game

Anyway moving onto lu :) SKY BEING THE LAZY ONE REALLY BUGS ME BECAUSE SIR HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED THE GAME. YOU'RE GOING TO ASSIGN HIM THE ATTRIBUTE OF LAZINESS WHEN HE ALMOST CERTAINLY PUSHED HIMSELF HARDER TO RESCUE ZELDA AFTER BEING CALLED SUCH? AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO REDUCE HIM TO? YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST PICKED SOMETHING COOL LIKE "GOD KILLER" OR SOMETHING ACCURATE LIKE "LITTLE SHIT"

Ha. He's the one who bugs me the most because ss is my favorite game (not just Zelda game, favorite out of anything) and I've put literal hundred of hours into it. There's honestly more I could say but i fear I've already descended into "wildly incomprehensible"

#sorry if i was talking weird in some bits i get like that when its late #mb and strawberryrosewood scream about hats

[suckitsurveys]

Tell me about the first five photos you have on your phone or camera. I’m going to assume this means the first 5 that show up in my camera roll: 1. A SS of Pete Davidson wearing a Chicago Bulls hoodie. 2. A meme of Ron Swanson asking about deviled eggs from Parks and Rec lol 3. A picture of an old iPad we found at work that belonged to an old coworker. He left a post it that said “k bye” on it. 4. ....Another SS of Pete Davidson from a fan account................. 5. A picture of my kitties sleeping on our bed.

Have you got any half or step siblings? Nope.

When was the last time you were disappointed? Today.

When was the last time you had wet hair? A couple days ago.

Do you like kids’ movies? Yeah, sure.

Have you ever known someone online and then met them in person? If so, which website did you meet on? Yes. I met Sarah on Xanga and Ellen on Tumblr and Mark on fucking 4ch*n ahahahahah.

Have you ever been to the beach? If so, tell me the name of the beach you last went to and when. I have been to the beach a BUNCH. The last one I went to was over the summer. Montrose Beach on Lake Michigan.

When was the last time you were sick and what illness did you have? A cold last week.

When did you last wash your hair? A couple days ago, which is why I had wet hair.

Who did you last speak aloud to and what did you say? My coworker. He’s playing Lady Gaga really loud and I told him we’ve already heard this particular song (Alejandro) 3 times already lol.

Do you know anyone with a serious anger management problem? Yes. Very much so.

Do you have a calendar in your room? An old BoJack Horseman one.

What color is your wallet? It’s black with multicolored planets and stars on it.

Have you ever been to Manhattan? Nope. I’d love to go.

Are you wearing any jewelry right now? What are they? Yes, I have 4 earrings in and also a nose ring.

Did you get swine flu? No.

Do you know anyone from Alabama? Mark’s sister lives there.

How bright is it in the room you’re in? It’s pretty bright.

What can you smell right now? Nothing, really.

Have you ever bought a game from a site like Big Fish Games or Shockwave? Maybe? I don’t remember.

Have you ever had a snow day? Yes, several.

Have you seen all the Lord of the Rings movies? I haven’t seen any of them. I’ve never had any interest in seeing them, honestly.

Do you have an unhealthy obsession with colored furry throw pillows that are different shapes and sizes? Nope. They sound cute though.

How often do you change your underwear? Everyday.

Doesn’t it bother you when guys in your family / household leave the toilet seat up so that you wind up almost falling in when you’re sleepy and dazed at 3:00 AM and need to pee? That doesn’t happen.

Approximately how many books do you have in your house? No idea.

Have you ever had to call the cops on someone else before? Yes.

Have you ever been to court for something other than a traffic ticket? Yes.

Don’t you hate it when people suddenly love a celebrity when they die? I don’t care.

What type of math are you the best at? No thanks.

How’s the weather? It’s in the low 50s right no which isn’t bad. I’m debating on putting up the xmas lights tonight.

#surveys

[pachinkowashere]

HALP MY SLEEPY DRUNK MIND GAVE ME THIS RANDOM IMAGE OF PAPI GIVING A BOTTLE OF HIS MILK TO KEITH WHO PROCEEDS TO SHARE SOME OF IT TO THE SS CLUB AND EVERYONE ENJOYS IT

THEN KEITH TELLS THEM WHERE IT'S FROM, NOT SEEING ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. LIKE WE ALL TECHNICALLY DRINK FROM MILKERS ANYWAY. I MEAN, MILK /DOES/ COME FROM A COW'S OWN MILKERS YOU KNOW SO NO SENSE IN MAKING A FUSS ABOUT IT. AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I CAN SEE KEITH'S LOGIC BEING THERE.

DAMIEN UPON HEARING THIS HOWEVER

HE JUST

MAKES THIS UTTERLY DISGUSTED LOOK

CXJKCXJK I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE

BYE I'M GOING TO BED NOW

You're drunk? Lucky

Damien bans Keith from the SS Club for 48 hours

[werewylf]

if the ppl in my dreams who romance me and treat me right did so in real life I would combust

#the plots of my dreams kind of go everywhere so it wouldn't really make sense if someone could see them lol #but one part was ***** like enveloping me in their arms and body from behind and tucking their head over my shoulder #and so like my neck is really sensitive and when they turned their head i could feel the breath from their mouth and the brush of their lips #when i tell u i fucking MELTED lmaooooo #and so they started teasing me !!! #not fair but also yes more please #another part where it was like c*m*ss but like a competition show #and i went cliff diving with this person and we did it like 6 times #but the last time i had to piggyback them all the way to the top of the cliff which i would never be able to do in rl lol #anyways we get to the top and i like just lay there because i'm sleepy and the rocks are warm #and the person is like resting on my thighs but sitting up #(for some reason they had like sewing needles and a 9 mm on them but we're not gonna unpack all that) #and they started teasing me too !!! #like stroking my back and lightly running a knitting needle across my muscles #and i've never twitched so much in my life #they were also going to kiss my neck but i woke up before it happened #so yeah my dreams are buckwild occasionally #in between i want you and don't call me