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julia-art-2003 · 6 months
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I just remembered my favorite game from my childhood and adolescence (skylanders) and I wish you could send me an x ​​reader fanfic of this game to remember the good times please
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tulipselfships · 1 month
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Fandom List
These are all of the fandoms that I will be writing for.
BNA: Brand New Animal
Castlevania (games, not familiar with the animated series)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Deltarune
Komi Can't Communicate (anime)
Little Witch Academia
Mega Man Classic
Mega Man Fully Charged
Mega Man X
Mega Man Zero
Parappa The Rapper
Skylanders (masterlist will be made when I get a request)
Street Fighter
Super Mario (Movie and Games)
The King Of Fighters
Undertale
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skylandersandyou · 1 year
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I love all of these headcanons their so CUTE!!💖💖may I request magna charge x reader? thank you in advance! (also i hope you’re study in school become smooth sailing from now on!)
Thanks
Magna Charge
He gives you many trinkets, like way too many.
Somehow manages to cook for you, it ends up being really good.
Very warm, but very metallic. It’s best to lean on him as a form of cuddling.
Overall he’s a wonderful boyfriend with a knack to give you electric trinkets and fix things!
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portal-geist · 1 year
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doomstonee · 2 years
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listening to yuno miles is an experience within itself
The song is “road to riches”
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Why is that when I think of Wolfgang biting me (The BDSM kind of way not... y'know) I think Its kinky but when I think of Monty doing the exact same thing to me I think It's sharp and painful? I mean It's not like I don't have the hots for Monty or prefer Wolfgang over him, It's just that for some reason I think It would be bloody If Monty was biting me.
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spaceumbredoggos · 13 days
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However fucked up Alex reveals Bill and Ford’s relationship is revealed to be in The Book Of Bill, Kenz and Bill’s is a hundred times worse.
Disclaimer: I am not glorifying abuse in any way shape or form. I myself have had nightmares similar to this despite never being sexually abused, both Bill related and otherwise. Some of these are based on personal experience (such as the nightmares), whilst others are a device used to show how fucked up shipping Bill with pretty much anyone is. Not even the Axolotl is safe in my opinion. If Bill was real, I’d guarantee he’d probably be a massive creep and with how thirsty his fankids are (and I’m calling myself out here) he’d probably use his magic to g*oom those kids like a church pastor. The thing that scares me the most about Bill being canonically real is not that he could catastrophically end the world, it’s his oversexualization in the fandom that got so bad, Alex himself had to make him unattractive. This will be along the lines of a Yandere Bill Cipher x Reader headcanons. With that being said, here’s a few content warnings:
G*ooming, Pedoph*lia, s*xual abuse and assault, physical and psychological abuse, mind control, cult-like things, psychosis, and general paranoia. I’m not saying these things actually happened, but knowing Bill’s character and his powers and history, if he was real, I’d generally be afraid for anyone in the Gravity Falls fandom. Especially minors.
This could be my most controversial post yet, and it could jeopardize any potential of getting into some colleges. This may sound like paranoid rambling, but I know that Bill is just a cartoon character. That being said, Alex like the blur the line between our world and the world of gravity falls with Bill’s character, dicing around the fact that he’s influenced history and wrote all religion on the basis of a lie. I’m not scapegoating him as “controlling global politics on a massive scale” because that would be stupid and I’ll sound like those tin foil hat rednecks that snort moonshine and burn pride flags. My heart goes out to all those who have been impacted by all forms of abuse as an abuse survivor myself. Alex, if you see this post (or any other of my posts/ read my fanfics), just know that it’s a critique on the fandom and the canon lore, and a cautionary warning to avoid lawsuits in case The Book of Bill Cipher causes mass psychosis.
As a kid (ages 7-9) I would watch Gravity Falls casually. At that age, the only thing I consumed online content wise was Skylanders and Minecraft content (Skylanders until age nine, then it was pretty much a lot of Team Crafted, Popularmmos, DanTDM, and other Minecraft YouTubers.) I didn’t invest in the Gravity Falls fandom until I was eleven (that’s when I first started writing my fanfics. The drafts are long gone because they were on school computers that were crammed with viruses due to kids installing Minecraft mods (this was just before chromebooks became mainstream. I went to a special ed middle school specifically for autistic individuals (it was pretty ableist, gonna make a post on that.) so the rules on what was allowed in school were pretty loose content wise. It didn’t have to be educational, as long as it didn’t have blood or guns. There were no safe search filters or Go Guardian (I remember one of my friends accidentally finding Iris from Pokemon black and white vore. I also found Pacifica vore.)) Before that, the February before my tenth birthday, my dad took my TV out of my room due to behavioral issues (undiagnosed autism go brrr). Around that time, there was talk in my town that the Disney channel was “rotting kids minds” with bad attitudes and crude humor (this could be said about any child’s television network (I mean, look at Nickelodeon.) but I lived in a pretty conservative area of Southern California and had a pretty conservative dad. So naturally, Disney was the scapegoat (this was way before the “woke” era of Disney.)) All of this talk of Brainrot made me stop watching the Disney channel during the peak era of gravity falls (2015 as a whole) and I didn’t watch gravity falls again until summer of 2016 when my tv was put back in my room (with intense parental controls so that I couldn’t watch my vet shows.) That’s when I had my first gravity falls dream about Bill cipher. It had to do with getting unicorn hair to protect my house from Bill Cipher. I had an interest in dreams previously due to warrior cats. It was at that moment when Gravity Falls was added to the obsession list.
As a neurodivergent eleven year old surrounded by other neurodivergent preteens and teens, we found common ground talking about Gravity Falls at school. I also would, whenever I didn’t feel the prying eyes of the grown ups or my peers would go off outside and act out my gravity falls x pokemon x warrior cats fanfiction (I’m not sure if those are signs of maladaptive daydreaming disorder or I simply had an intense imagination that would consume my body and make me want to just act out my fanfictions outside. I don’t do this anymore, mostly because of my own embarrassment and I can just write it out.) Yes, there were times where the discussion or action played out Bill Cipher being real. A lot of my “play” as I called it back then was me being kidnapped or possessed by Bill. I even wrote some really cringey fanfics involving my friends and Bill Cipher. To this day, I still involve my family in my fanfiction, but more final drafts will have their names changed. Weirdmaggeddon was a common topic, as well as Bill Cipher possession.
As time went on, I had more dreams about Bill Cipher, fueling the obsession and the fact that Bill could be real. During my middle school years, I never had a crush on Bill Cipher, despite what my friends seem to think. My parents just took it as whatever and as long as I was happy and just working towards going to a neurotypical non-sped school. My crush on Bill Cipher didn’t start until I was in high school. I remember it specifically being Valentine’s Day 2020 when I learned that I have a crush on the triangle. My dreams of Bill would only get more frequent and worse from here (involving the typical horny teenage dream that I don’t want to elaborate because I feel weird doing so (you’ll see why later on.))
Now there’s typically nothing wrong with having a cartoon crush. Given any other cartoon character that doesn’t have a canon history of influencing this world (Bill’s history of influence is vague but it still counts) I would excuse this as another silly cartoon crush like PurpleCliffe simping for Cynthia and the like. However, given that it’s in the show’s canon that Bill could be real and he crossed over to our world, do you understand what implications this could have? Bill is trillions of years old, he’s likely seen every timeline to ever exist. Meanwhile, there are whole armies of fankids who are down bad for him (including me.)
Notice how when I first started getting into Gravity Falls that I didn’t have a crush on him. How many other fankids felt the same way? It wasn’t until years of obsessing over Gravity Falls did I develop feelings for him. And of Alex says in the Book of Bill Cipher what I think he’s going to say (that Bill probably ab*sed Ford sexually with possible g*ooming involved), notice the pattern that is being presented here? Alex, if you blur the lines between fiction and reality with a villain who may or may not have canonically g*oomed and abused someone, possibly using mind control given his powers and his role as a dream demon, could it really be so far fetched that… (I’m not going to say it because it’s leaving a sour taste in my mouth, but use your imagination.)
If we take Alex’s word that Bill has crossed over to our world, then we can only assume that there are vulnerable kids and adults being… You get the picture. I’m not explicitly saying that it is happening right now, but this is problematic because revealing that Bill ab*sed Ford in that way means that Alex would probably imply that Bill is doing the same to MINORS. I may sound paranoid and this may just be a ramble, but considering the show’s canon and how mythology is filled with cases of degenerative acts from deities, this is a really fucked up situation.
It may be funny to say “haha, evil triangle man is sexy” but at the end of the day, Alex stated that Bill has crossed over into our world. For all we know, he could be taking advantage of the fact that people thirst for him, probably not in pleasant ways.
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baileypie-writes · 5 months
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HEY HI HELLO COULD DO BATTAMONDA X GN!READER WHO IS A CURE BUT SWITCHES TO THE EVIL SIDE?
A/N ~ Hello! Ofc! I love Battamonda so much, writing for him is so fun. I didn’t make Reader super evil, so I hope that’s okay. Hope you enjoy it!
~🪲Switching Sides🪲~
Fandom: Hirogaru Sky Precure
Reader: Gender Neutral
Relationship: Romantic
Synopsis: You decided to leave the Pretty Cure and switch to the dark side. The only problem is, you’re having trouble writing your “resignation letter”. Luckily, your boyfriend decides to pay you a visit.
Warnings: Reader going to the dark side, minor angst?, Sora doing something bitchy, Elle slander?
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You growled angrily as you crumpled up another piece of paper. You threw it over your shoulder, adding it to the pile of eleven other paper balls. Banging your head against your desk, you let out a sigh.
“Why can’t I think of the right words?”
You were trying to write a letter. A letter to your soon-to-be-former-teammates, the Pretty Cure. You wanted to tell them that you were leaving the team. There were many reasons why, but for some reason, you couldn’t put them down on paper. Before you could bang your head on your desk a second time, you heard a knock on your apartment’s front door.
You wondered who it could possibly be, considering it was nearly midnight. You cautiously made your way to the door, and looked through the peephole. All your worries melted away when you saw who it was.
Your boyfriend, Battamonda.
Battamonda used to be your enemy. You and the Pretty Cure have fought him many times before. It wasn’t until you met his “alter ego”, Monda, that you really got to know him. You saw through his disguise, and while you know you shouldn’t have, started talking to him. You found out that he was a pretty cool guy(when he wasn’t trying to defeat you). You got even closer when you started questioning your role on the team. When you guys started dating, you decided that you wanted to leave the Pretty Cure for good.
“Hey, Batty!” You said after letting him inside. His happy expression quickly turned into one of annoyance.
“Please don’t call me that.” He said with an exasperated sigh. You laughed, and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Battamonda turned away, and while you couldn’t see, you knew his face was beet red. He wasn’t used to affection, so he got flustered easily. You decided not to tease him about it this time though, since you already had your fun with the stupid nickname. “So, have you finished it yet?” He asked, referring to the letter.
You sighed. “No, not yet. I can’t seem to find a way to put my thoughts on paper.” Battamonda let out a “tch”, before grabbing your shoulders tightly.
“Come on! It can’t be that hard! Just remember all the things you complained to me about!”
You thought for a second. “Well…” you began. “I think they don’t appreciate me or take me seriously at all. They don’t even let me fire my attacks anymore. One time, I was sure I was about to land a really strong hit, but Sora pushed me out of the way to do her attack instead. She didn’t even apologize.”
Battamonda nodded. “Yeah, that was pretty bitchy of her.”
“And another thing. They’re all working hard to protect Elle, but we barely know anything about her. Apparently she’s some sort of ‘child of destiny that’s gonna save Skyland’ or whatever, but what does that even mean? She’s also a Pretty Cure now, so she’s fighting with us, but I thought we’re supposed to be protecting her. It just doesn’t make any sense. I think they’re trusting her too much.”
“Exactly! Now just write all that down!” Battamonda said, patting your back.
Letting out a deep breath, you walked back to your desk, and picked your pen back up.
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You and Battamonda walked to the mansion, your arm around his. All the lights were off, which was to be expected, since it was so late. In your free hand was the letter, your Mirage Pen, and your Sky Tone.
You stood at the front door. You were ready. You’ve waited to do this for a long time. Without hesitation, you slipped the note into the mail slot. You looked down at your Mirage Pen and Sky Tone, only to see them turn grey, before crumbling into dust. You let the dust fall to the ground.
You turned to Battamonda, smiling. “Let’s go. Wanna spend the night at my place?”
“Yes. I saw a rat in my apartment earlier, so I really don’t wanna go back there.”
You laughed. “Then why don’t you just live with me. I have a spare bedroom.”
“Seriously?!” You nodded, giggling. “Nice!” Battamonda hugged you tightly, then kissed you on the lips. He grabbed your hand, then started running home, pulling you along with him. “Now, we gotta make a plan to defeat the Pretty Cure!”
You laughed. “I think I have some ideas.”
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~~baileypie-writes
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thefanficdragon · 8 months
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I got to stop thinking of new book ideas ;-;
At least 20 unfinished, unpublished, and unwritten books are just sitting in my drafts. I want to write them so badddddd. But I have to focus on my unfinished oneshots and Darcel X Mellan, AAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Due to new ideas, I'll give out some books that will probably be written in the future sometime. Cause teasers:
- Vaporeon X Umbreon book ( Male Vaporeon and Female Umbreon )
- Shiny! Sylveon X Espeon book ( Both Female )
- Espeon X Glaceon book ( Male Espeon and Female Glaceon )
- Another Pokémon X Pokémon one-shots book. All Pokémon now, eeveelutions are obviously still allowed. ( No humans still, I like my escapism, thank you. )
- Speed X Black fanfic ( After getting back the lore from canon ES and for someone )
- Espeon X Umbreon book which is just " Dogs in Love" ( Espeon is a merciful king, while his boyfriend, Umbreon, commits crimes. They have a Jolteon son afterwards )
- Spyro and Cynder X Dragon! Reader ( two separate books ) ( As there are no fanfics that I could read, I'm making my own. It's based on the original Spyro games and not Skylanders. Used to love Skylanders, but I would like the originals, please. Also, the reader is either Gender-neutral or Male. Idk. )
- Toothless X Skrill! reader ( The reader is FINALLY gender-neutral, plus, isn't a night fury or light fury. Almost all the other Toothless X readers have the reader as Female. Which is rude. )
- Rimworld X WoF crossover? ( I've never played, or heard of it until someone asked to do a collab with it. Everything is still being planned. Also, I totally didn't mistake Rimworld and Rain-World at first. I love Rain World tho, heccing three moons. Hehe * slugcat noises * )
- Powered! Starflight AU ( Most recent idea, based on an awesome pmv )
- Hybrid! Peril and Sky AU ( Sky/Rain time )
- Darkstalker! Sunny AU ( Is she evil? Maybe, maybe not. We don't know. )
- Pokémon Mystery Dungeon inspired! Umbreon X Jolteon book ( Both Male )
- AU! Carnelian X Female! SkyWing! Reader book ( The reader saves her in Moon Rising, oooooooo )
- Edgy 2013/2014 inspired! Scourge X Ashfur jokefic ( Hehe gay emo cats )
- Whiteout X Gender-neutral! RainWing! Reader book? ( The reader honestly loves how different she is and adores her just the way she is. Plus, I need to know what the RainWings used to be like in Darkstalker's time, at least before they forgor how to. I crave this knowledge )
- Possible Adorabat X Child! Reader???? ( I used to be SOOOOO into Mao Mao. And there are no cute fanfics, so yes. Plus, it would be VERY wholesome, lots of fluff. I still wish they had a second season, used to be my favorite show. Still kinda salty, ngl. )
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Also, I'll try to work on my Evil! Moonwatcher sometime soon, I really want to get back into that book.
The life of a writer where your brain loves so many ideas at once is hard. One second, I'm chilling while writing Mellan X Darcel or a WoF X reader request, and then BOOM, I get an amazing idea for a whole new book like EXCUSE ME?!?
Also, I am even now remembering making an alt, so I could write even more fanfics. Almost all of them are WoF related- oops- Maybe I'll remember it in like a couple of months or something, idek. I have too many ideas, can someone tell my brain to chill, please?
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dilemmaontwolegs · 2 years
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Could you maybe write something where the non-binary reader is ruler of an afterlife and falls in love with Death or the non-binary reader is a faerie (like the Fae kind) who falls in love with Desire please? Whichever one you like more idc🫶💜
I'm going to try do both but for now I will start with Death xx
A New Purpose
Death of the Endless x nb!reader WC: 1257
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As the Sovereign of a long forgotten belief, you were to remain watching over the gates to the afterlife that too few souls passed through anymore. It would be your duty to preside over these gates until the last soul in your care faded into the ether of the Skyland.
The water spring softly bubbled and Will-o’-the-wisps danced across the surface in the moonlight, their company the only you had found in the last century. Petals of a night blooming rose fell at your feet as you picked each one and crushed the bioluminescent pigment between your fingers. It was such a beautiful realm, yet no one came to share it with you.
Boots crunched the stone path that led from the darkness beyond the gates and you rose from the boulder you had been perched upon. 
“Welcome weary traveller,” you greeted Death as the gates swung open for her. 
Her eyes widened as she looked around with wonder and a wide smile split her lips. “Your place is beautiful.”
You inclined your head at her compliment and offered her an iridescent night bloom that reflected in her almond eyes. “I am afraid I have grown accustomed to it, but I find it more beautiful with you in it.”
Her head fell back with a laugh that breathed life into quiet grounds, even the trees seemed to sway with a phantom breeze as if they too were gravitating towards her. 
“You are such a flirt,” she said as she inhaled the sweet scent of the rose. “I should have visited your realm far sooner.”
“I would have liked that,” you said as you waved a hand around the empty fields beyond. “There are only a few souls that remain, but soon this will all cease. I am glad you were able to see it for what it was.”
She snapped the rose stem shorter and pushed it into the dark, tight curls that cascaded to her shoulders. The bloom cast an ethereal glow around her face and you had an unbearable urge to reach out and see if she was an illusion or not. She looked too enchanting for your imagination to configure and when she lay her hand on your arm you knew she was certainly real. 
“Will you show me more?” she asked as she nodded her head to the landscape that followed the bubbling stream. 
You found sincerity in her eyes and found yourself nodding as you cocked your elbow, a silent offering that she took and, for the first time in your history as ruler of the realm, you turned your back on the gates. 
The silence was companionable and you savoured the feel of her body occasionally bumping into yours as you walked arm in arm. You couldn’t remember the last time you had physical contact with anyone and you hadn’t missed it until now. 
“What will you do when the last spirit fades from here?” Death asked as you reached the ridge of the hillock and the sprawl of your once grand city came into sight, spreading as far as the eye could see. 
You had planned of fading along with the realm, your essence returning to the universe so that it could find a new purpose but that idea no longer held the appeal it once did as you shrugged indecisively. “I was created with this sole purpose, what am I when that purpose is gone?”
“Free to find a new one,” she suggested as she stopped to whistle in awe at the city below. “It would have been a sight to behold in its heyday.”
“It was,” you sighed longingly. “Music could be heard all across the land, dancers filled the streets and children played.”
Death laced her fingers in yours and tugged you back when you moved to step away, your eyes burning with unshed tears. “I’m sorry. It must be incredibly lonely.” 
You forced a smile and looked away before she spotted the tears threatening to fall. “Not today.”
“What about tomorrow?” 
Your chest ached at the thought of returning to the solitary standing at the gate and you whispered the truth you had buried deep inside, “I will be lonely once more.”
You couldn’t breath as her arms encased you in a warm embrace. Touch starved and aching for the contact, you wrapped your arms around her and apologised as your tears fell over her bare shoulders. 
“Shhh, it’s alright, you’re not alone anymore.” She soothed you with the small circles rubbed across your back and murmured quietly in your ear. “I have work to do, but may I come back?”
You nodded as you memorised the feel of her hair against your cheek and the different shades of brown that swirled in her irises. “I would like that very much.”
The walk back to the gates passed by far too quickly and you found your feet dragging as they came into view. Curiosity had been gnawing away at you and finally you had to ask  her, “What brought you to the Skyland today?”
“I don’t know,” she admitted. “I found myself in need of a walk and this is where it led. I’ve never ventured this far before.”
“I’m glad you did.”
Her smile was so dazzling that it knocked the breath from your lungs and you decided that if she had asked it, you would rip your heart out for her. An unexplainable need to protect her heated your chest and you stared in awe that she could smile or feel joy despite her emotionally taxing responsibilities. She was truly exquisite.
“What?” she asked as she noticed you stuck still while she had kept walking. 
You shook your head to clear the thoughts flowing like reels of tape. “I will tell you the next time we meet.”
She frowned as she looked at the darkness beyond the gates, a weight she didn’t know she was carrying suddenly threatening to send her to her knees. “I wish I could stay.”
“Me too.”
She closed the distance between your bodies and you held your breath as her hands cupped your face. “What if you came with me? You need a new purpose and something brought me here today, something that is making it difficult for me to leave you.”
“I ca…” the words were stolen by that phantom wind that suddenly blew at your back, pushing you towards the gates. “I’m afraid, I have never stepped foot beyond the gate.”
Your heart thumped wildly as her eyes broke contact with yours to glance at your lips. You were enraptured by her tongue as it rolled across her bottom lip and your stomach clenched in anticipation when she leant in closer. 
Her lips brushed yours ever so softly and you swore you would float away as her thumbs tracing your cheekbones. Your fear faded as her breath warmed your cheek and she placed another kiss at the corner of your lips.
“We can take the first step together,” she offered as you placed your palms over her hands still cradling your face. “You won’t be alone anymore.”
A tear slid over your bottom lashes and she swept it away before taking your hand and leading you towards a new future. Sensing your departure, the gates swung open and the Will-o’-wisps caught the breeze to drift into the void, a guiding light and a blessing from your realm in farewell. 
Gently squeezing Death’s hand, you took a deep breath and stepped over the threshold and into the abyss.
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memethemastermonarch · 3 months
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HELP WHY AM I ON MY OWN FEED FOR TOP VERGIL X READER BLOGS??? I DON'T EVEN POST FICS HUH???
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KAOS FROM SKYLANDERS!?!?!
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Guys look it's Vergil oml he's so hot frfr. I totally wrote lots of fanfics of me x definitely 100% Vergil Sparda
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mightyart · 5 months
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Have you ever thought about making Skylanders x Reader portal master?
That kinda fanfic ain't my style I'm sorry to inform
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skylandersandyou · 1 year
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Can I have Wolfgang x Reader please?
Idk if you want villain or sensei version so I’m putting in sensei since I haven’t really made hcs for him as a sensei.
Wolfgang (sensei)
Deadass makes a love song for you but you have to keep it in secret, although he’s become more comfortable with himself.
Casually does cool tricks with his bow for you, sometimes for the students too.
If there’s time off, he loves to play any songs that he’s made, especially if you’re his audience.
Loves to curl up or lay next to you, there’s almost nothing that can say how much he loves you.
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portal-geist · 1 year
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Me: Am I making too much content about him?...
My brain: Flower gun.
Me: Excuse-
My brain: F L O W E R G U N
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endless-brainrot · 1 year
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figured i should probably do one of these by now so !!!! my name is comet and i am a minor. she/her, but any pronouns are fine ! i have. a lot of fandoms so im going to put them all under the cut sjmSKSJS
angels of death
assassination classroom
avatar the last airbender
black clover
boku no hero academia
bungou stray dogs
castle cats
danganronpa
demon slayer
detective conan
dr. stone
dungeon dogs
end and save
fairy tail
fullmetal alchemist
gakumon
gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun
genshin impact
gravity rush
haikyuu!!
hilda
homestuck (big interest right now!)
horimiya
hunter x hunter (?)
how to train your dragon (books)
hyouka
jujutsu kaisen
kemono jihen
little witch academia
lord of the rings
mairimashita! iruma-kun
milgram
mob psycho 100
noragami
omniscent readers viewpoint
omori
one punch man
osomatsu-san 
ousama ranking
project sekai
romantic killer
senyuu.
seraph of the end
shadows house
sk8 the infinity
skylanders
sonic the hedgehog
spyro the dragon
spy × family
SSS-class suicide hero
student council for two
studio ghibli
suginami on dungeon duty
tanaka kun is always listless
teasing master takagi san
teenage mutant ninja turtles
the disastrous life of saiki K
the dragon prince
the mysterious cities of gold
the owl house
the promised neverland
the rising of the shield hero
the silent voice
toilet-bound hanako-kun
undertale
utaite 
vocaloid
we are the main characters of the demon world
i still havent finished like a quarter of these and i probably forgot some WAHAHA
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kyriemrmister · 1 year
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tw time prison fic but
the po honda civic post was on my dash and even though there's So Much Wrong with the time prison fic there's also some lines and moments that live in my head rent-free because i love to torment myself with continuing to read it
(elw*nn j*mes my beloathed, tw for mentions of genitalia, daddy kink, slurs, madness combat mentions, sex jokes, five nights at freddy's mentions, pee jokes, poop jokes, sexualization of minors in a smutless manner, mention of drugs and drug trips, and the fact this is a long post about a very cursed crossover fic that i can describe as 'loud house revamped meets tails gets trolled' quite easily. don't click the read more if you can't handle/have triggers towards these things, just scroll past and don't barge into my askbox about it. curate your experience or perish.)
socks getting drunk on vanilla extract (like the meme) and hallucinating that ghosts stole his balls, and the narration reiterating that since he's transmasc he wasn't born with them
oc catgirl fursona tells him that. which only convinces socks that ghosts timetravelled back in time, went into his mother's womb, stole his balls and made him trans
scooby-doo parody in the reboot that involves socks, seiya, shiryu and hyoga trying to bust a ghost in a manner like ghostbusters that somehow shoves a half life full life consequences ("zombie goasts leave this place") AND a the exorcist ("the power of christ compels you") reference one after the other in the dialogue (hyoga says both) and when that doesn't work seiya just tries to intimidate the ghost by flirting/screaming at it
said sequence also involves seiya calling shiryu an 'egirl son of a bitch' (??? i guess shiryu's daphne?) and the ghost isn't even a ghost, it's davy jones in the onion armor from the dark souls memes and davy is just delivering catnip to oc catgirl fursona
seiya is punished for there not being any actual ghost and is forced to clean clearly self-insert mike nesmith's fireplace in a sexy catgirl maid outfit
ikki in this fic works for peppino's pizza as a delivery person and his first delivery is to snick's house, who transforms into, not snick.exe but a 'sanic'-ified version of himself and chases ikki while the sanic meme music plays, bassboosted low quality and all
oc madness combat employer makes mike nesmith x reader fics and they are accidentally printed on the group's printer and this somehow leads to the fic's version of mike porking her
peppino gets a giant purple pizza cutter with angelic runes that translate to the 'pizza pasta put it in a box' ditty, and when they're read out loud the person that read the runes gets attacked by a horde of ghost rats
micky asking if davy needs anything at the store. davy says she wants to fuck. micky's response is, verbatim: "they don't have that."
the peppino weed trip sequence that is set to running in the 90s, features peppino getting beat up by a plethora of cameos, including jd knudson from loud house revamped, cecil from nightvale, and the fish from sharktale
also it ends with him getting jumpscared by freddy fazbear, and then "you have hurt peppino" in the dark souls font with that "game over yeeeeaaaah" soundclip playing over it
messing with the storyline of head (1968) somehow by having the setting's gods trap the victor mature character in the traptanium from fuckign skylanders. this traptanium powers a city in the arctic btw
one bit that takes place in peppino's has the noise breaking through the wall, t-posing, in a sexy catgirl maid outfit (when one of these is involved in the story its always a joke btw) and the fuckibg nyan cat song plays at full volume
peppino's response is um, this: "You sonnuva rotten lasagna! I'm gonna beat-a the mcfuckin' shit outta you and your tiny little dick!"
he doesn't get to. ikki just uses the phoenix cloth and 'omae wa mou shindeiru's him while saying that line verbatim
seiya and hyoga argument that involves the lines 'fuck your stupid baka life' and 'if it pisses like a duck it shits like one too'
mike breaks up the argument and seiya calls him 'daddy'. mike slaps him and kinkshames him because he's not part of the harem and therefore cannot call him daddy
also the time prison bit originates from an actual plot development that never gets mentioned again where the guy who gets thrown there and talks about it is kyle carrozza of funny music project and mighty magiswords fame
luke ski gets tossed into the sea of japan and becomes, basically, monica from ddlc and gets so clingy and attached to kyle he erases his GODDAMN IRL WIFE from existence
the ending of the original fic involves mike killing valo by using an attack so powerful it just destroys the entirety of reality (previously established to be everything fictional, including fanfiction, as well as our reality) and everyone and everything in it and it breaks everything so bad reality as a whole has to be rebooted
i wouldn't recommend it.
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