#skool of vegan

[devoted1989]

how long will they live?

Image with kind permission from Skool of Vegan.

#vegan #veganism #go vegan #go veg #animal rights #animal cruelty #factory farming #stop factory farming #stop factory farms

[emeraldspiral]

Episode where Zim is out in his kid disguise instead of one of his adult/old man disguises and someone takes notice of him trying to go somewhere he shouldn't. They come up and ask him "Young man, you know you're not supposed to be here without adult supervision. Where are you parents?" Frustrated that someone would dare disrupt his evil plans, Zim forgets his cover story and blurts out "I don't have parents!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. How long ago did you lose them?"

"Fool! I have never had parents."

"You mean you've been an orphan all your life? That's terrible!"

"It is not terrible! It's great! I have no need for guardianship or supervision."

"So there's no one looking after you?"

"Zim needs no one! Now rescind your pity human!"

"Oh no! It's so much worse than I thought. You poor brave boy. Don't worry, you won't have to be alone for much longer!"

And then the interloper calls child services, who forcibly place Zim in an orphanage. He can't take back anything he said about being an orphan before because neither he nor the Roboparents have social security numbers and their address and phone number aren't registered anywhere.

A couple quickly comes looking to adopt and they decide they want to take on the challenge of a "problem child" who's not likely to get adopted by anyone else. So they take Zim home with them for a trial adoption. Initially it seems like it's going to turn into something like Orphan where the nice family is oblivious to the danger Zim presents as he plans to make them into his latest test subjects. But just as Zim's about to implant some questionable device into one of the family members, something happens that freaks Zim out so much he loses his nerve.

He becomes increasingly anxious as the family members never give him a moment alone, following him from room to room constantly pestering him to ask if he's okay.

"Do you like this show? We could switch to a different channel."

"Is it too cold for you? We could turn the thermostat up."

"Would you like some hot cocoa? Some warm milk, perhaps? Soda?"

"Hey, we were thinking of Mac & Cheese for dinner tonight. But do you have any dietary concerns? Are you lactose intolerant? Gluten-free? Vegan? Diabetic?"

"Are you okay with the volume everyone is speaking at? We could speak softer if you want."

"OR LOUDER IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE HEARING US!"

"Do you need a blanket?"

"We bought you some pajamas. But we can take them back if you don't like them."

"Do you want to talk about your feelings?"

"You know this is a safe place, right?"

"Don't be afraid to speak up if there's anything you need."

"Or if there's anything you want to talk about."

"We're always here to lend an ear."

Zim gets majorly creeped out and is convinced they're really human spies trying to get him to reveal himself and give away Irken military secrets.

He tries to get some privacy, but the only place where he can be alone is the bathroom. There's only one, and there are so many family members they have a schedule for who can use it when. But not to worry, they've already rearranged it to give him Thursdays at 3:30 and every other Saturday at 2:00am.

They send him to a new skool, which is much better than the one he went to before. It's clean, well funded with facilities in good repair, and best of all, there's no Dib around to harass him. But the staff at the new skool are far more professional than at the old skool and Zim's new teacher doesn't tolerate classroom disruptions, shocking Zim when he sends him to the principal's office within his first minute of class. At first Zim thinks it's a blessing in disguise because it means time away from his extremely clingy new foster siblings, but the one he shares a class with ends up getting sent to the office on purpose so he could stay by Zim's side. Zim does not appreciate the gesture of solidarity.

Zim comes home and his new foster parents tell him the principal called, but it's okay. They're not mad, they know it's going to take time for him to adjust. They also remind him that it's 3:30 and today is Thursday, which means it's finally his turn to use the bathroom.

He only has fifteen minutes, but he plans on escaping out the window. But it turns out the family have installed a state of the art security system to keep him from escaping. They aren't mad when he trips it though. They understand. Moving into a new home with a bunch of strangers can be scary, and he might think he wants to go back to the life he knew before because the familiarity of it is comforting, but they promise if he just gives them a chance they're sure they can make him happy.

Zim has no choice but to endure the two week trial adoption period. Initially, he figures if he acts like a little shit they won't want to adopt him and he'll get sent back to the orphanage from which he can make an escape. Halfway through however, he has a change of heart. He starts to enjoy regular kid activities like playing video games, family board game night, and riding bikes around the neighborhood, going to skool and learning actually useful and interesting things and not being bullied, having someone come and pick him up when he falls and scrapes his knee and give him an Adhesive Medical Strip and a kiss to make it all better, and the unconditional love and endless patience and forgiveness he's afforded.

He starts to think maybe there's an advantage to the arrangement. He can learn so much more about humans from actually living like one, and surely that would be beneficial to his mission, wouldn't it?

At the end of the two week period, Zim is interviewed and asked if he would like to be permanently adopted. He says "yes", only to be told "That's too bad. It looks like they've decided not to move forward with the adoption." Zim is shocked and dismayed.

"How could they not want Zim?!"

The only answer he gets is that the family "didn't feel like it was the right fit", which leaves Zim perplexed, ruminating over whatever he did wrong to make them not love him.

The episode then ends with the Roboparents coming to the adoption agency to look for a new son. Zim tries to get their attention, but they pass him over for a different prospective child and jet off without him.

#invader zim #zim #roboparents #this is almost too cynical even for this show #all hurt #no comfort #just ripping open zim's deepest wound #and letting it bleed out

[xxkirbyloverxx]

I ordered: New shoes (vegan puma's, finding nice shoes when ur difficult abt shoes & vegan is harddddd, i'm fine with second hand leather but ive been into these pretty specific black sneakers lately (I found a pair of old skool air forces at waterloo & ive been wearing them literallly all the time so i need another pair of lowkey black shoes) and finding the right ones at a thrift store is impossible)(i tried)

one of those mini bluetooth thermal sticker printers (+ a tenpack of replacement sticker paper rolls, one of my friends got one as a present and been printing a shit ton of my pics for me everytime we see eachother but i feel kinda mooch-y about it and i think it would be an extremely cool party trick to print peoples tags/pieces/faces and give them the sticker. its like a cheap polaroid!!!! and u can stick the result everywhere!!!!

a non plastic kettle and a new toaster (i think either a mouse peed in the toaster or something died in there but i cleaned the whole breakfast/spices nook and the only thing still being stinky was the toaster) (also they had matching kettles and i think we deserve a new one (they're green and blue but in like a gradient from grass green to slightly blue-ish green and nice dark blue to seafoam which looks great)

and then somewhere this week my dress will arrive!!!!!!!

the shoes will get here today which is really excitinggggggggg

[thesiouxzy]

Vegan ramen from Ramen Tatsu-Ya in Austin 🍜😺

NU SKOOL: almond milk tonkotsu, shroom abura, spinach, atsuage tofu, scallion, corn, kikurage

#vegan #ramen #austin #cats #vegan ramen

[atacxgymcapoeira]

That Old Skool love... #atacxgymcapoeira #atacxgymstreetwarriorcapoeira #attacklife #blackisback #rise #kipura #melanin #njiauhurukipura #smaitawi #woke #california #fitness #healing #melaninfeed #blackfamily #rebel #familymatters #blacklivesmatter #blacklovematters #love #do #goharder #gohard #vegan #plantbased #atacxgym #atacxgymstreetwarrior #streetwarriornation #atacxgymnation #melanated WEBSITE/SITE: https://sites.google.com/view/atacxgymcapoeira YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/c/ATACXGYMCAPOEIRA INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/atacxgymcapoeira/, TWITTER: https://twitter.com/atacxgym, BLOG: atacxgymcapoeira.blogspot.com :FACEBOOK GROUP PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/groups/capoeiraselfdefensethatworks/ FACEBOOK PERSONAL ATACX GYM PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/AtacxGymStreetWarriorCapoeira https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg_AHIPO_PE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#atacxgymcapoeira #atacxgymstreetwarriorcapoeira #attacklife #blackisback #rise #kipura #melanin #njiauhurukipura #smaitawi #woke #california #fitness #healing #melaninfeed #blackfamily #rebel #familymatters #blacklivesmatter #blacklovematters #love #do #goharder #gohard #vegan #plantbased #atacxgym #atacxgymstreetwarrior #streetwarriornation #atacxgymnation #melanated

[thomashordemedia]

More of this? Yesh!!!

More Sweatiness!?!?!!? With da ol skool crew!!

Forkin anda Knifen .... Movin anda Groovin! :P

Come Join Us Every M-W-Sa 6pm Mtn

TWITCH https://www.twitch.tv/thomashordemedia

#thomashordemedia #USMC #Veteran #BLM #Indigenous #LGBTQIA+ #Transgender #Gay #Vegan

[skoolofvegan]

Normal & Awesome.

www.SkoolofVegan.com

#vegan #veganism #animals #animalrights #milk #got milk #dairy #dairy industry #milkshake #icecream #cheese #cow #cows #almond milk #soy milk #vegetarian #vegan food #vegetarianrecipes #skool of vegan

[lilstrawbbaby]

BE KIND :)

#ig: yngtofu #princesssspothead #weed #green #me #vegan #marijauna #girls who smoke weed #girls who like girls #gay girls #pride #stoner #stoner girl #sketchy tank #aesthetic #vibes #vans #checkerboard vans #old skool

[vettelcore]

i just learnt a few days ago the white stripe in old skool vans are real leather and not synthetic one 💔 my heart is broken, keep me in your prayers while i go through these very hard times

#LIKE WDY THAT'S A FUCKING ANIMALS SKIN AAAAHHHH I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS SYNTHETIC #ive been using this same model for like 8 fucking years probably more #yall... what shoes am i gonna get next lmao #they're still in a decent shape so im NOT throwing them away because they're expensive #but i dont give them more than a year until the sole breaks lol #ik vans have some models that are vegan but they're all so ugly #and they had old skool vegan models for a while thats why i thought it was synthetic lol #WHY DID THEY DISCONTINUE THOSE #bring them back

[essiekoneill]

Hey! The last time I saw a photo of you, you were on a boat in LA and next thing you quit social media. Did you manage to stay off it as much as you could? Are you still addicted to music? The biggest realisation I've had since that moment was that I wanted to be these peope that I followed online... so lame. Still trying to embrace being me x

haha sounds about right!! 

For the first two years after I quit I was living in such paranoia of it all so I just didn’t go on anything… I think it’s different as an ex influencer cause I never used it just for fun/friends… I also mainly enjoyed my own content back then ahahha. 

But about 2 years ago, I fell in love with youtube again and all these amazing new creators… I have a totally different relationship with it now… the “idealised body” and “fashion”  and “neoliberal luxury” just don’t do it for me anymore ahaha but omg Instagram stalking the past few months has been wild… 

Current fave creators:

Cuck Philosophy 

tiffanyferg 

Mike’s Mic

Peter Coffin 

Benito Skinner

After Skool

Angie Speaks

ImAllexx 

Tom Harlock 

Nerd City 

Unnatural Vegan

Eddy Burback 

well if u r lame I am lame! I think it’s in our beautiful nature to admire and seek idols… especially given our disintegrated culture… I think it’s unfortunate that what’s popular for youth is marketed/targeted by fucking huge establishments. Personally find stuff I loved at 11-14 so weird now… I think music/media has an intense effect on everyone, far more than we alone can realise… gah I love tumblr rambling again far out

Here are our faves https://www.authoritywithin.com/song

[devoted1989]

Skool of Vegan:

http://www.skoolofvegan.com/

Plant - Based News:

https://www.plantbasednews.org/

#vegan #veganism #go vegan #govegan #go veg #goveg #animal rights

[shadowofthelamp]

Theres something awesome of thinking about like, skool pictures with that laser background and it's Twix giving a toothy grin with fuckin goggles like a scifi flick, or does she need to take them off for the pic? Wear contacts like her dad, they dont help much so she usually looks a little lost with them and weird, dib would rather show goggled twix pics to coworkers as it's closer to her true self

She does have contacts for emergencies, but really hates using them- they’re itchy and she can’t see nearly as well as she can with her goggles. I’d imagine if they’re a medical thing she’d be allowed to keep them on for pictures. But yeah, Dib probably has a bunch of photos jammed into his wallet.

“And this one’s her school picture, and this one’s the first time she caught a fairy, and this one is when she got to try vegan chocolate, and this one’s when we caught that vortian ship that was looking for directions-” 

#iz #aip #Anonymous #asks

[bugziijc]

#collegeofthecanyons #pastel pink #vans old skool #vegan

[hopstersipswich]

Old skool Halloween party? Old skool beer at its best. I mean, have you tried the Sam Smiths Chocolate 🍫 stout? Creamy af and vegan too! Mix it with a bottle of their orgsnic cherry and boom 💣 you have black forest in a glass! Open til 9pm for beery experiments! #craftale #craftbeer #craftnotcrap #realale #cans #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #bottleshop #ipswich #hopsters #weareipswich (at Hopsters Ipswich) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4STKFYANkk/?igshid=slva1by832qb

#craftale #craftbeer #craftnotcrap #realale #cans #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #bottleshop #ipswich #hopsters #weareipswich

[pleaserusa]

Extra? Don’t know her 🤔. Back 2 skool shopping doesn’t have to be boring and @lastylerush has the latest and hottest #Demonia styles available now 🖤💀🙌! Hit them up for these larger than life Shaker-52 ankle boots in purple multi iridescent vegan leather. #DemoniaCult #ShowYourDemonia #ShoeGameStrong #Since1999 ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓ #demoniashoes #demoniaboots#veganboots #veganshoes #veganleather #fauxleather #gothgoth #gothgirl#gothstyle #gothfashion #gothshoes #gothboots #fakeleather #goth #punk #deathrock #metal #grunge #90svibes #90sfashion #anklebooties #ankleboots #technopagan #platformboots https://www.instagram.com/p/B01HsChn3cC/?igshid=1bwhvnpy80y5h

#demonia #demoniacult #showyourdemonia #shoegamestrong #since1999 #demoniashoes #demoniaboots #veganboots #veganshoes #veganleather #fauxleather #gothgoth #gothgirl #gothstyle #gothfashion #gothshoes #gothboots #fakeleather #goth #punk #deathrock #metal #grunge #90svibes #90sfashion #anklebooties #ankleboots #technopagan #platformboots

[thomashordemedia]

Dopple?

Can't get enough of da FORTNITE!!!!

With da ol skool crew!!

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