#siri save

[catsquishy]

Ross Alien ( Aurora Palm Pals) Stimboard!

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#ross alien #aurora #palm pals #aliens #stuffed animals #tech #glow in the dark #slime #slushie slime #cloud slime #sharps tw #stickers #shiny #polyhedral dice #drinks #soda #gelatin #stimboard #our stuff #siri save

[tiktaalic]

Thinking. About how Connor took Roman and Kendall on a camping trip but not shiv. About how shiv says well if Willa walks on the wedding you’ll be okay you’ll find someone. While Roman and Kendall say no the only way you’re going to get married especially if she’s young and hot is if she’s an escort you’re paying you have to lock this down or you’ll be alone forever. Thinking about the disparaging of course you knew about mo we all did and shiv going no I was a fucking 12 year old I didn’t know I just knew I wasn’t getting in a pool with a guy dad’s age.

#Siri play looking down on mother with father does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate #etxt #succession

[dark-elf-writes]

Lol- Fawn Spots Harry, after awakening as Thanatos, has some biases.

Sure as Death he should technically deter his best friends from seeking immortality via becoming Vampires, but as Harry he knows that's a helpless endeavor. So he suddenly becomes blind and deaf whenever those two are discussing the merits of becoming Vampires within his vicinity.

Neville discovers that his plants take longer to wilt than any other plant, and whilst he could chalk it up to realizing Demeter is his ancestor, there was a gap between then and the mysteriously long lived plants. One that ended when Harry became Thanatos, but not. He decided to just shrug and not think about it too much afterwards.

Luna, who noticed that her father as he ages is still in good health. Oh sure his bones creak and he gets gray hair and wrinkles, but otherwise he's just as spry as he was all her life. She just smiles and gives Harry an anonymous thank you letter.

I'll be blunt here Percy probably became immortal via helping Hades with his paperwork and Hades decided to throw him a bone lol-

But most obviously of all, Sirius. Who, upon falling into the Veil of Death was shoved out because Harry instinctually knew it wasn't his time yet. After all, the Veil goes to Death's realm, and as Death, Harry refuses to let in those he cares for until it is their time.

If there one thing a god is allowed to be, it’s selfish. In fact, it’s more of a requirement than anything.

Harry is no exception to the rule.

But he has never been good at being wholly selfish, has never been able to get the butter reminder of the Dursleys out of his mind, but for his friends? For his family? He would rewrite the very laws of reality to keep them happy.

So he lets Ron and Hermione scheme a way to live forever. He smiles as he whispers to Neville’s plants when he helps his friend in the garden Hades and Persephone set aside for him. He runs a hand through blond locks and murmurs too quiet for mortal ears to hear “Not yet, friend.” He appears outside of a familiar flat downtown in the middle of the night wild-eyed and banging on the wood until Hydra lets him in so he can make sure Sirius is still there and not on the other side of the veil. He gives his heart Percy with a smile, knowing deep down that he would give him immortality without hesitation if his loved only asked, no matter what the other gods might think.

(He did not expect someone else to beat him to it, however, and he certainly didn’t expect it to be Hades rather than his grandmother who did. But perhaps he should have. For all Aphrodite knew him in this life, Hades had worked hand in hand with Thanatos since time immemorial, had been one of the few to mourn for Death itself when he grew tired enough to decide to start again, had watched with guilt in his eyes and dread in his heart as this new iteration of his old friend went through trial upon trial until he finally achieved his birthright. Giving Percy Weasley immortality was no hardship when he knew how happy the man made his old friend, his nephew as Aphrodite sometimes teased. Besides, Percy was the best secretary he had ever had and there was no way Hades was giving that up to something as preventable as mortality. He was allowed to be selfish too.)

And, really, who was to say that all of it was Harry’s doing? His friend’s lives had become so untwined with Olympus that it could very well be Persephone nurturing Neville’s plants or Apollo granting Luna and her father long lives, and gods didn’t even know what all Hydra had up his sleeve to keep Sirius annoying him for the rest of their lives.

#the elf talks #harry potter #astoria fates kiss #fawn spots au #harry has plausible deniability even though everyone knows it’s mostly his doing #lest be real Persephone and Apollo are calling dibs on their mortal family members and making them immortal too #someone: who is keeping these mortals alive #Harry actively keeping them all alive: could be anyone #Apollo helping him: truly who is to say what proximity to the god of death through their childhoods would even do to someone #Persephone also helping: and two of them also have divine blood so really who knows #the only open meddling Harry has done was saving Fred who was supposed to die but Harry was having exactly none of that #Siri wasn’t supposed to die and this did not count #Hydra/sirius lives in my head rent free tbh they would be both a powercouple and an absolute nightmare

[sso-montana]

me after realizing I actually have to put together a timeline for the story and that it won't just figure itself out

#sso #ssoblr #star stable #it is devestating #i just now realize HOW MUCH happened in the story #i wanted to cram it into a 4 months but uhhh that isn't working for my timeline #i have to rethink the whole situation with when montana arrives and the main story #bc she wasn't arriving at the start of summer break but at the end #which now isn't working #which means i first have to figure out how long each event takes and the weeks between those #and THEN figure out when montana arrives on jorvik #and all that #FOR A ONE SHOT #shoutout to Siri on YT her videos are saving my life #4 and a half hours of content to skip through #what have I gotten myself into...

[her-midas-touch]

hmmm you touch my ta la la, hmm you touch my ting tang tong

lmaooo I read this in the funniest monotone 💀 😭

#asks #lovely moots #siri😏💐✨ #how are youu #I feel like im currently succumbing to academics ugh save me

[husbando-of-yae-miko]

HE’S FINALLY MIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE!!!

#twisted wonderland #deuce twst #deuce twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland deuce #deuce spade #twst deuce #I literally got back into this game just for him~ #and now I have to save for his birthday because HOOOOOOO- #hey siri how do I get about 90 pulls in like three months?

[murasaki-cha]

She's god.........

Yeah I'm religious

#siri play God Is A Woman by Ariana Grande #a way to protect the lovable you #saving my sweetheart #manhwa

[cowgurrrl]

It only took nineteen hours but I’m back in the uk bitches 🫡

#Siri cue god save the queen #don’t actually #june screams on the internet

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

nah deadass my friends bf literally said he’s struggling to find her attractive to her face DURING THEIR TALKING STAGE and she still pursued him and he was like “do u think ur pretty?? like do u feel like ur pretty?” …WHAT ??!

#these ppl can’t be saved let them burn #Siri play Powder by Melanie Martinez!!

[catsquishy]

🌿🐈‍⬛ - Please credit if using!

#gifs #art #painting #flowers #cats #our stuff #stim #siri save #mew queue

[tachiisms]

sometimes I think about how often anakin’s narration in jedi quest regarding siri is like ‘she’s so cool’ and while he is of course objectively correct and she IS so cool I also always wonder how much his perception of her being cool is based on their ongoing interactions where she always continues to be cool, and how much of his perception of her being cool is based on first impression bias aka the fact that the first time he met her she was undercover working actively and tangibly to end a huge slave trade operation (and one that anakin had known about and seen in action while on tatooine).

#like she IS cool and every time he's like 'she's so cool' there's a good reason for it in the moment #but also first impressions are strong. #(obviously I'm generalizing 'first impression' with the entirety of his first encounter with her) #(and not the actual momentary first impression of being scared shitless and thinking she was trying to kill obi-wan) #(since once he realizes she's undercover it's obvious that she was actually saving both his and obi-wan's lives) #anyway! thought of the day. #ooc #siri & anakin tag

[hyenashark]

i can’t watch the new riptide episode because it’s not on spotify (yet) but i decided to go on the jrwi tag because i don’t care that much about spoilers and um. gillion. donjon card. mhm.

#pls save my boy #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #siri where’s the nearest wish spell

[howifeltabouthim]

She wanted them to save her, to work miracles on her, to bring her back to her old self.

Siri Hustvedt, from The Blazing World

#old self #hoping for a miracle #save me #savior #miracles #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #siri hustvedt #the blazing world

[her-midas-touch]

us?

✨ Us. ✨

#aww it’s queen cards I have something like this saved on my pinterest board ahhhh 🫶 #siri 😏💐✨ #asks

[lupusmatra]

xiāo’s hands were made for war, not . . . delicate creations like this. it did not hold any practical value whatsoever — cannot detect corruption nor manifest a shield. yet he continues with it anyways (at a certain anemo archon’s insistence), having accidentally let slip the general mahamatra’s name to barbatos.

. . . you like him, don’t you? the bard asked, and xiāo’s lack of answer confirmed it.

this was a month ago, and after countless tries he got it down to perfection. the conqueror of demons was a perfectionist here: in no way did he want to give something lackluster. his return to sumeru —— unexpected, that is, after finding cyno out in the avidya forest, made his heart quicken.

“here,” was all the yaksha said at the moment —— brow furrowed as he observes. in xiāo’s palm was a jade bracelet, with a single gold bead in the middle (to symbolize his own pair of eyes), all held together by a purple string. it was obvious it was made by hand.

“if it is not up to your tastes, that is fine.” liar. he wanted the general to like it —— a part of him wants to feel that elation whenever something of his was appreciated.

Cyno has a few days of rest before his next assignment and he's visiting an old, foxy friend and their beloved student. He came to catch up of course, but he also came for Tighnari’s ever so wise advice. He was good at these things apparently and Cyno genuinely needs his friend’s counsel.

How do I court an adeptus?

Tighnari’s large fox ears flatten against his head with confusion. A what?

An adeptus. An illuminated beast. A conqueror of demons. His name is Xiao and ...

An explanation as long as the forest ranger's lecture on poisonous fungi follows and Tighnari shakes his head at his friend. Cyno doesn't need counsel or advice when he already explains his feelings so well. He only needs to speak them to Xiao next.

Which is easier said than done. Cyno wouldn't even know where to begin or know when the right time to say them. He's not even sure if Xiao would accept those feelings, considering how distant he can be at times with humanity and the last Cyno wants is to lose those precious marigold eyes in his life.

Cyno takes some time to think in the forest alone and he sits by the bank of a small river, going back and forth in his mind. The sun that was overhead is now dipping below the horizon and the forest grows dim around him, louder now with sounds from the nocturnal creatures beginning to wake. He should return home.

Cyno stands and he turns, only to blink at the sight of Xiao suddenly here in the forest with him. Can thoughts summon him too because that could be a problem—

Before Cyno could get a word out, Xiao is swift with his steps and suddenly he's gifting Cyno a bracelet. He slips it over Cyno's hand and crimson eyes widen at the color of the bracelet, reminding Cyno of the yaksha's jade polearm. The gold bead at the center are just like his eyes.

"It's beautiful. I love it."

Cyno looks up from the bracelet and he speaks from the heart to Xiao, as he tends to do now when in the yaksha's company.

A warm smile melts on Cyno's face and the same hand bearing the bracelet reaches towards Xiao. Slowly, not to frighten or repulse him, but to convey the sincerity if words weren't enough. Bronze fingers brush over Xiao's cheek and Cyno's hand cups the side of Xiao's face tenderly. His thumb brushes over his cheek with fondness.

Cyno wants to kiss him. Desperately.

"Thank you, Xiao."

Cyno pulls his hand away before the intrusive thoughts win and he loses everything.

"Now I'll have to gift you something in return."

#˚ ☽ | *in chara. #˚ ☽ | *answered. #˚ ☽ | *save. #˚ ☽ | ✧ ˚ — swiftnemesis ˚ · . i loved you dangerously ˚ · . #siri play you are in love by taylor swift

[13thpythagoras]

freakonomics 391 - advanced theory

(USA relevant -the rest of the English-speaking world has decent universal healthcare and may read along purely for entertainment value)

so my yank and dixie compatriots, class is now in session

So we established last class that health insurance is a scam for most people, rife with monopoly, abuse, and oppression. If you have a chronic condition then it can make sense, but if you're healthy, why pay $300 a month for the right to have a $5,000 deductible that covers 80% of a $80,000 procedure that leaves you owing $16,000 up front? That's a year you just paid $24,600 for something that could have been handled for under $1,000 abroad, cash down. What are flights worth? Another $1,200? You're out less than your premiums in one year.

So you're like me, you don't have health insurance- what are the risks, like really?

Three words- appendey feckn sitis.

Appendicitis that is. One word actually. Appendicitis is the risk.

Appendicitis. *ahem*

So wisdom has it that an ounce of prevention is a worth a pound of cure, the ratio might be even more extreme. What to do?

Medical tourism works great for stuff like dental reconstruction surgery, getting wisdom teeth pulled, or what-have you. But when appendicitis strikes, you have hours, not days, to get care, or you literally die. Dying is super expensive, not worth it at all.

So what's that freaky solution? What's that freakonomics TM solution my guy?

What do we do about this potentially live hand grenade implanted in our guts by the randomness of evolutionary wanderings?

Preventative medical tourism. Bam.

You wake up from anasthesia in a bathtub full of ice in a developing country, missing a bodily organ. You thank the folks and leave a generous tip on your way out.

That organ was your appendix. You are now in Thailand on a beach recovering with a beverage of your choice. Or Mexico. Or Canada, but it's cold, wherever, literally anywhere in the developed world, and much of the developing world, has better healthcare than the monopolized USA's health system.

You can never get appendicitis ever in your life, and now you're on vacation.

Godspeed!

#professorial #standup #lol #siri give me real talk but make it funny #check with your economics professor #this math pencils out #Godspeed #You're saving $22400 cold hard cash in one year with this plan