#shut up this is love au

[landprince]

Riku had been keeping a constant vigil over Sora since the younger boy had arrived. He was a dutiful guard, never once slacking on his watch over him as the boy slept peacefully on the bed Riku was given weeks ago. 

Maleficent had done him a huge favor in wiping Sora’s memories away once he was brought to Hollow Bastion kicking and shouting in Riku’s arms. Riku had merely shushed Sora, cooed at him, and tried his best to placate the irate keyblade wielder before the boy fell like a sack of potatoes to the floor with the witch’s magic. 

Worry had seized his heart momentarily before Maleficent explained it was just a simple sleeping spell. The anxiety flooded out of him in such a rush it made the young man dizzy. The woman then placed a glowing hand over Sora’s closed eyes, held it there for a moment, and then retreated from the room with a gentle: “You’re welcome, Riku. I do hope this pleases that rotten little heart of yours.” 

Riku didn’t deign a reply. 

He merely scooped the unconscious boy up in his arms and carried him away to his rooms. Lonely were the many nights he spent here, the loss of his friends eating away at him constantly. 

When Riku ran into Sora in Traverse Town, he was elated, but jealousy came roaring to the forefront when Sora was soon surrounded by what he would later learn to be the King’s court magician and guard. 

Anger and jealousy had warred inside his chest when the stupid duck had claimed Riku wasn’t able to go with them, and instead of causing a scene then and there, Riku had chosen to tactically retreat. Maleficent had been kind to him when he had arrived at her doorstep --befuddled and excited in equal measure to be in a new world-- but he valued her opinion even if there was something underhanded about it. 

“If you desire the boy so much, simply take him,” she had instructed. 

The thought of just… forcing Sora to go with him made Riku’s stomach hurt, but after several incidents of back and forths with the younger boy during trips to multiple other worlds, Riku was now able to admit he missed Sora more than he valued the boy’s freedom and consent. 

Riku didn’t even wait for Sora to become alone before snatching him up. He sent Heartless in droves to distract the dog and duck (he never bothered to learn their names, they were just obstacles in the way and needed to go), and while they swarmed the pair, Riku dragged Sora through a door of darkness back to Maleficent’s home. 

Sora, being Sora, had been excited at first to see him, making Riku’s heart flutter for a moment with happiness before the boy asked to return. His “friends” needed him. 

Anger soured his delight immediately. 

Childishly, Riku shoved Sora, making the boy stumble to his knees where he looked up at him with such wide eyes as if he couldn’t believe Riku would do such a thing. 

And the confusion and trust in those blue eyes made Riku’s breath catch. 

A heat bloomed in his chest and Riku clasped the front of his shirt in a fist.

“What about Kairi?!” he shouted. “What about me?!” 

“You’re important too, but they need me right now!” Sora had tried to defend. “Riku, please…” 

Riku scoffed. Tears had burned in the corners of his eyes as Maleficent’s previous words came rushing back. 

He has no need of you now. 

But now here Sora lay. Asleep. Peaceful. Completely vulnerable.

Riku ran a hand through spiky chestnut hair. 

“You’ll see, Sora,” he whispered, trying to keep his voice low so as not to disturb his best friend. “It’ll be better now that we’re together again. We’ll have our adventure. We’ll never be separated again. I promise it’ll just be us from now on.” 

It’ll be just like it was supposed to be. 

#ark.txt #ark writes #Kingdom Hearts #Sora #Riku #soriku #toxic soriku hours #shut up this is love au

[spikeplate]

pov : sun found the photograph

@spadillelicious hehehe i think ur sun would be a mighty big fan of the Disco Inferno

(song is “more more more” by Andrea True Connection)

#rip moon #yes this is from the rise of gru hshkfje #shut up i had a vision #and nothing brings me more joy than sun in rollerskates #love death and rollerskates #others au #sillies #dca fandom #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sun #fnaf moon

[naturecalls111]

Gotta let your future kids know, cook! Gimme a sharpie!

#one piece #fanart #zosan #sanji vinsmoke #roronoa zoro #Zoro’s the bassist of the band #joined for Luffy and stayed for Luffy but fell in love with the Guitar/keyboard/everything player in the meantime #I like to think Sanji plays so many instruments it’s stupid #like piano and violin are his main things but that doesn’t fit the punk/rock vibe of the band so he easily adapts #anyway I’m rambling #I just have this one band AU for the strawhats #their journey from middle school to adulthood basically #Okok I’ll shut up now

[spicy-apple-pie]

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE COMIC >:))))))

I did warn you…

Okay so idk if a lot of people know this, but Damian was originally given up for adoption right after he was born before his story was reconned.

So in this comic, Damian is 9 years old and in the foster system in Gotham, unknowing who his parents are. He’s never stays long in a home because he’s very aggressive. He’s smart though, so he orders a DNA testing kit to hopefully find a relative to take him. Imagine his shock when he finds out his father is Bruce Wayne.

So this 9 year old walks into WE by himself, toddles up to the secretary, and asks to see Bruce Wayne. The secretary is like “haha okay, let me help you find your parents.” And Damian is like “you can. My dad is Bruce Wayne.”

And then Tim shows up!! And he’s like, “who’s your dad?”

And Damian is suddenly really nervous and shyly passes Tim the DNA test results. Tim looks them over, and Damian thinks he’s going to get turned away. But then Tim smiles at him and asks him if he has time for a drink.

Damian basically explains his life story over a cup of hot chocolate to Tim. Tim listens and tells him that he’ll make sure Bruce sees it and gives him his number if he has any questions (Damian doesn’t have a phone). Damian gets up to throw out his cup but Tim is like “oh I can throw that out for you. Talk to you soon!”

Cut to the BatCave where Bruce is staring at the DNA test results. Showing him and Talia as the parents. Tim stands behind him. “I doubled and tripled checked.” He says. “Not to mention he’s the spitting image of you.” He mumbles under his breath, knowing that Bruce isn’t in the mood for jokes right now. Alfred places some Tylenol beside Bruce using his butler powers to sense his on coming headache.

“And you said he walked into the lobby by self?” Bruce asked.

“Yeah, he said he took the bus.”

“Oh dear,” Alfred comments, “that is certainly not safe for a boy his age in Gotham. I wonder if his social worker knows about that…”

So the next morning, Damian finds that he’s out of custody from his foster parents. And he’s like “but I didn’t do anything this time!” And his social workers like “no, they’re getting charged with child endangerment. We already have a place lined up for you.”

Lo and behold, his new foster home is Wayne Manor. And he meets Bruce for the first time and he’s really nervous. And Bruce has to turn away because he almost starts crying. And Damian asks Alfred if he did something wrong and Alfred’s like “no, he’s just very happy to see you.”

And that’s basically it. But I also have this idea of how he discovers his Dad is Batman.

He comes downstairs in the early morning for a snack before going back to sleep to find Red Hood raiding their fridge. He runs to Bruce and he’s freaking because fucking RED HOOD broke into their house.

And Bruce groans and is mildly annoyed about and Damian is like “???? Does this happen often????” Bruce brings him downstairs and Red Hood is still there, but making a grilled cheese with his helmet off.

“Jay, how many times do we need to tell you know masks in the house?”

“I dunno. How many fucking children are you going to adopt?” He gestures to Damian hiding behind Bruce.

“He doesn’t know yet, Jay. I was going to wait until he was more comfortable.”

Jason is a little sheepish because he did give the kid a bit of a fright, so he turns around to apologize and introduce himself. And instantly is like “holy shit, that’s a bio kid.”

“Language, Jay…”

“Don’t language me, where the fuck did he come from???”

“What is happening??!!” Damian finally yells.

And then Bruce shows him the BatCave.

I did warn you I’d talk your ear off. I came up with this circa. 2018 - 2019 but I feel like I finally have the skill to draw it. And I honestly fell in love with it again, so I might lol.

Edit: I did it

#Batman #Batman comics #dc #dc comics #shut up spicy #Damian Wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #damian wayne al ghul #I love him #au #alternate universe #Tim drake #batfam #Batfamily #batbros

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[coolnonsenseworld]

I've heard there are people who don't know what HEX klance is...... so lucky.....

linktr.ee/mezzy

#klance #laith #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #klance fanart #halloween AU #like that was the only thing i wanted to say abt hex #i also totally love how now people interpret it as an angsty fic i dont name because it breaks heart or something #nah i dont share it bc im writing it and i dont think it should be advertised tbh #but also on the other hand..... i cant shut up about it #so this were we are rn you could say its a..... hex situation ehehehe #anyway #have a great week guys

[lamuliz]

CHOMP (affectionate)

#narry let stanley braid his hair because he wouldnt shut up about it #fast forward 30 minutes he still wont shut up #stanley please never shut up #we love you #lovebug au #lovebug stanley #narrator #stanley #the stanley parable #the stanley parable fanart #tsp #tspud #tsp stanley #tsp narrator

[snipper-snap]

*Cyberpunks your mafiosos*

#cool guys dont need faces shut up #I'll probably finish this later #its a wip so don't judge me #their outfits didn't even need changing to fit into a cyberpunk setting they're already weird enough #but I love cyberpunk and jojo so nobody could stop me #Bruno Bucciarati #abbacchio #jojo #jjba #golden wind au #cyberpunk au #Vento Aureo #jojos bizzare adventure #leone abbacchio #my art #wip #fanart #anime #Golden Wind

[poofbark]

saw those new white day nightcord cards and i HAD to make yuri

#mafuemu #project sekai #project sekai fanart #pjsk #pjsk fanart #prsk #prsk fa #prsk art #pjsekai #proseka #pjsk emu #emu otori #mafuyu asahina #pjsk mafuyu #emumafu #emu pjsk #mafuyu pjsk #its been a while...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway my lore for this au is that mfem are childhood friends (this may be inspired from a diferent interest of mine. if you know #YOU SHUT UP) and emu is a princess and mafuyu trained to be emus personal guard all her life. emu is in line to take the throne and mafu #has to protect her from bad People!!!! emu is in love with mafuyu but mafu hasnt realized her feelings for emu are romantic yet. #but she feels the same HEHEHEHE i love yuri. #poof art

[spitinsideme]

So since demon Ragatha is cat-coded, does she knock over things intentionally? Like I can see her swatting something with her hands for attention, but I can also picture her just kinda turning around and accidentally knocking a glass over with her ass since she’s so thick lmao.

obviously !!! shes a bitch on purpose, she wants nun pomnis attention 24/7 becaus3 why would nun pomni chopse to get on her kne3s to pray when she coukd be on her knees for othet things !!! teuly terrible for demon ragatha, so she has to get her attentoon somehow

#pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #ragapom #jesterdoll #tadc fanart #pomni #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #tadc ragatha #ragatha x pomni #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha tadc #ragatha #ragatha fanart #pomni tadc #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomatha #demon x nun au #demon ragatha #nun pomni #shes literlly just an annoying bitch #pomni lookd at her like STOP ... DONT ... GET YOUR FUCKING HAND AWAY FROM THR STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARY #and ragatba would say some corny shit like “well just becayse marys a virgin doesnt mean you have to be too #i can change that right now ...“ #and pomni would blush and tell her to shut the fuck up #lovingly #tjeyre soulmates #trust me #love giving demon ragatha cat coded behavioirs

[sinclairstarz]

dont love how this came out but. teotfw byler anyone???

#I LOVE THSM #theyre so them to ME. #mike is so alyssa coded shut up #i jsut love this specific frame from the show so much #theyre pookie…. #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler fanart #byler au #teotfw #alyssa and james au #teotfw au #the end of the f***ing world #au #my art #fanart #stranger things fanart #harperdoodles

[landprince]

I finally have chapter two of the fic up! I hope you decide to give it a read.

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts Characters: Sora, Riku  Rating: T Pairing: Sora/Riku Words: 1,422 Summary: Sora wakes up and Riku shows him around Hollow Bastion.

Riku clenched his jaw, feeling a muscle in his cheek twitch from how hard he was tensing it. At the twitch, he forcibly made himself relax so as not to show his tension to Sora.

“Oh. Okay.” Sora popped a fruit into his mouth and chewed on it thoughtfully. “So, what? We just wait for her to be found?” 

“When Maleficent finds her, we get to ride a real pirate ship to go get her!” Riku said with forced enthusiasm. Please, pay attention to me, he thought. Forget about Kairi. It’s just us, now.

#ark writes #Kingdom Hearts #Sora #Riku #soriku #shut up this is love au #toxic soriku hours

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman. #there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind. #the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

[niyanoireee]

most inconsistent core frisk artist known to man .i can’t decide on a design for them🤧

ink design belongs to @zonxxix I LOVED DRAWING HIM WITH UR DESIGN; TYSM FOR LETTING ME USE IT ^_^

reblogs appreciated 🫶

btw guys they are best friends and yap masters when they r talking. i said so trust.

#nyxnoireee #art #undertale au #undertale #utmv #core frisk #sans au #ink sans fanart #ink sans #ink and core #ink #artists on tumblr #they are best friends shut up #guys i love them #GUYSSS I HAD SO MUCH FUN FRAWINV THIS

[httpiastri]

paul and ollie talking in the new prema video😭😭

:(((((

them :(((( the biggest cuties :(((((((

#i love them so much omfg #this made me so soft #cant look at them together without thinking about the au tho 💔💔 #the entire lap was so so cute #kimi is adorable #he will never shut up about his 360 zombie plan ??? baby #asks! #anon! #paul aron #ollie bearman #prema racing #perfectly fine inspo!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some Friendly Maintenance scribbles i forgot to post!

#(the paint he's touchin up home with is the wrong color <3 neither of them can tell <3) #but yeah yayyyyyy stitchin up friends! woohoo! #i would like to state! in this au the puppets Do Not Feel Pain the way we do! #at worst its like... intense pins & needles + sorta nausea + static but a Physical Feeling etc etc #its deeply uncomfortable and feels really fucking weird! but not painful! #but for a puppet who's never really experienced it... they may react the same as a person would to pain #is this based off of my lil theory that in canon they Do Not Feel Pain At All? yeah lol #but anyway! patchin up friends is a love language! #scribble salad #wh lights out au #tw stitches #tw body horror #(mild but i think it counts) #(also for anyone wondering - howdy had a close call with sally. he got slashed! hes fine!) #(wally just has to kinda... shove the stuffing back in and then sew the gash shut. easy slices!) #(putting the stuffing back in is the worst part. it feels... not great! like i said - not painful - but not great at all!) #(howdy is employing all of his willpower to stay put and not scramble away from the unpleasant sensation!) #i have this whole mental Mechanic for what certain things feel like when it comes to maintenance on the puppets #like reattaching limbs or stuffing falling out etc #ALSO RARE TWO-EYED WALLY CAMEO 🚨 #oh and #RARE AWAKE BARNABY CAMEO 🚨🚨 #(just his arm but yk. hes up!) #(and they saved a large candle for the occasion of reattaching his arm!) #(wally is so happy...)