#shits on sale

[nivq87]

It’s 2am and I’m a lil bummed I can’t play dabo iv just yet, and apparently 2 wasn’t supported either which is a shame because the summer sale is a great deal, BUT I checked and for the next couple days the sale is active on the switch eshop so now I own dabo2 and also dabo3 like twice over except not quite because I think that includes the expansion content which I never bought because it did not interest me at the time since I only owned 3 incidentally as a result of the wow year pass promotion at the time, and like I was already planning on staying subbed so it was just bonus stuff yay. I did like 3 even though I was pretty awful at it, maybe I can sync my bnet account and look at my stupid wizard again? Or just make a new one who give a shit. I mean I could also just redownload dabo3 to my current computer but unless my mom decides fuck yeah niv dabo3 is gonna be Our New Current Thing, I have no reason to except playing it again and looking at my wizard. But Now. I own it again again with probably the expansion content so there is New stuff. So I spent 20 bucks on it. Maybe when I finally make it through the emails backlog.

#I’m supposed to be asleep except in the process of going through the emails #I got to a hades fic update from my brief stint in that fandom #and how the game on my switch was fun #and how when I was browsing the bnet summer sale stuff before logging in to wow #and I saw the diablo 2 was apparently on switch but not mac #and I wondered if I could buy it from the bnet launcher and have it on switch? #stopped thinking about it because I wanted to do niraa’s lfr #and then anyway back to I am supposed to be asleep and emails #and I thought to check the eshop and lo and behold #shits on sale #so I could decide between $13 on just dabo2 #OR add $6.50ish and rebuy enhanced dabo3 also #except I never did buy dabo3 since blizz was just fucking giving it away to wow players in late cata lmfao #blizz be like pls stay subbed to our disliked expansion with nothing to do well give you dabo3 and horse #and me niv ‘king cata apologist then and now’ q87 was just like #WOULD I???? #congrats blizz over a decade later and I bought your game finally hahaha #why am i rambling #I’m gonn see this post again in the morning and be like oh yeah this is what my brain sounds like always whoops #if anyone wondered what talking to me is actually like it’s this #dolphin brain #I’m taking a melatonin I’m too awake for having work in the morning

[deathdaydreamm]

it’s illegible your honor

#also for sale who wants this shit hit me up

[tathrin]

I see a lot of stuff with Gimli losing his temper and Legolas having to hold him back from charging in axe-first at whatever has angered him (sometimes even picking him up to stop him) and admittedly I love this!

But also consider: almost every time somebody offends or insults Gimli in the books, his reaction is along the lines of declaring “I would take offense at your words, save that you are too ignorant to know how wrong they are” in I assume just the most refined, lofty voice you can imagine.

Whereas Éomer threatens Gimli one (1) time in front of Legolas and our Mirkwood madlad is immediately ready to throw-down with half* of Rohan’s army.

I’m saying what I would like to see more of is Legolas losing his temper, and Gimli being the cool-headed half of the pair that has to hold his lanky longshanks boyfriend back from doing a murder.

How about some more of that please, fandom?

#legolas #gimli #gimleaf #gigolas #lotr #*and by ''half of rohan's army'' i of course actually mean ''just 105 of them'' #because legolas is a little shit and counted the fuckers already #stories i need somebody else to write PLEASE #plot for sale i offer it to you freely

[ganondoodle]

1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #dont think they will learn anything #i know its pessimistic but like #as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it #i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings #i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors #which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost #and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition #like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol #i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it #i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned #and i dont think i will ever buy one again #and might regret that #i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way #but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on #and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy- #-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better #especially after totks success

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them

#yk what fuck you #wizardposting #unmatched stupidity #harold #wizard #dumb shit #shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #dungeon sale #wizardblr #wizard island #wizardcore #wizard buisness #wizards #wizard internship #sword and sorcery #magic #i love hashtags #sexy wizard money gang

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

-100% SALES FOLKS

#rats #fancy rat #ratblr #memes #steam games #rpg maker #free games #free stuff #free shit #steam sale #edits made by me! #gamer #gaming #pc games #pc gaming #game making #game development #psa #wanted to bring awareness to this fact to as many people as possible. rat blog it is! (just gotta make it rat somehow) #i snagged rpg maker. why the fuck not? it's fucking free!!!!!

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

holy shit, this is actually happening…my 2025 calendar is available for pre-sale wherever you usually get your calendars.

#holy shit #pre sale #actual things

[rukafais]

Article: Hasbro lays off staff to 'keep Hasbro healthy'! Article preview: Hasbro, the toy company that owns Wizards of the Coast and Magic the Gathering, lays off staff!

Like 60% of the people on the post apparently: "Lol fuck WotC am i right! Play a better game lol!"

Like c'mon, reading comprehension. WotC has done some garbage shit but they are a subsidiary of Hasbro. Hasbro owns them. Corporations are garbage but at least attribute it to the right corporation being garbage.

#anyway im throwing rocks at hasbro #how the fuck are you declining in sales you have so many properties under your banner #SLAMS FIST ON TABLE I DONT CARE ABOUT WOTCI CARE ABOUT FACTS #HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT HOW EASY IT IS TO JUST TELL PEOPLE SHIT AND THEYLL REPEAT IT #IN THE YEAR OF HBOMBERGUY PLAGIARISM VIDEO 2023

[intotheelliwoods]

Seeming as I dont think that poll is swaying anytime soon- keychains have been ordered! And if you can afford the shipping, I can ship outside the USA! :)

#2al merch #uh #tags #the back is a dif design btw #same pose just different angle so theres no “wrong arm missing” situation #ill send actual photos when they arrive #which should be in no more than 20 days #and yeah just 30 will be up for sale #all bundled with the stickers and buttons #friends also have first dibs- #theres like. 15 of my friends interested- #I cant tell how fast these are going to sell baha #this will def be a real fun experience though #tbh ive always wanted to sell shit off etsy #and my that I mean tenderly pack everything into a little bag #handwrite a thank you note #give the poptart keychains all a little kiss on the forehead before sending them off #and also see peoples unpacking pics :)

[theoddsideofme]

My 25 cents bargain vintage ugly mink wrap I got at a yard sale this weekend. I had to save them. Their googly eyes were calling me. They will ward off demons when I wear them out in public or people actually which is the real goal.The poor babies lived in some old ladies fucking closet their whole lives. I’ve set them free.

#self #minks #yard sales #ugly shit #fashion horror

[iikoru]

super late to the fandom but it's better late than never 😎👌

#megzag #hades #hades fanart #zagreus #megaera #zagreus x megaera #I bought it during a sale and holy shit its been eating at my brain 24/7 #im such a sucker for f/m ships where the f doms like OUGHH it makes me JELLy #i WILL be drawing more of these two for self indulgent reasons #sorry to people who followed me for smth else but i only rlly ever draw whatever tf my brain wants #sketch

[eorzeas-okayest-smn]

garuda, lady of the vortex !

#ff14 garuda #ffxiv garuda #ff14 #ffxiv #i love the weird greenish light shes always in during arr cutscenes. reminds me of the sky during tornado warnings. #and got the cool wind effect using flame painter which i got on sale forever ago and havent really used #dude holy shit i finally got on adhd meds and finished two projects in two days #that i gave up on and couldnt seem to get any traction on #shit yall!!! wtf!!!!!!!! #HOOO HOOOOOO gonna go thru my sketchbook and see if i can get a garuda p2 or somethin. maybe draw some fire emblem gals idk. #the world is my oyster rn frrr #my art

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

GW: We do not approve of scalpers, we swear.

Also GW: We're only releasing 6500 copies of the Horus Heresy artbook. Go fuck yourselves.

#At this point even the biggest GW deepthroater has to know they're perfectly capable of doing made to order after the fact right? #This is just them capitalising on FOMO endlessly #Maybe they could also (wild thought) not do endless limited edition shit for no reason other than exclusivity sales #Warhammer 40000 #Games Workshop #Horus Heresy #Warhammer

[bittersweet-mojo]

Introducing Suverin Kedberiket, Wizard of the Citadel, Daughter of Soft and Stone, Accompanied by her… brother?

#Suverin Kedberiket #Suvi #suvi the wizard #Eursolon #Eursolon the wild one #the wizard the witch and the wild one #worlds beyond number #fanart #i need you all to know that ame totally did his hair up and its very cute #digital art #bitter content #guys this took 10 hours #i did not mean for that to happen #but holy shit #i need to eat something fuck #procreate #prints are on sale also

[uncanny-tranny]

Shout-out to aromantics this Valentine's Day. Your life is meaningful - you are meaningful with or without love

#aro #aromantic #lgbt #lgbtq #i am most looking forward to the post-valentine's sale though 😩 #love when i can get a shit ton of candy for a couple bucks hehe. i have a huge sweet tooth #specifying aromantics because y'all it's exhausting sometimes being aromantic with amatonormativity #and sometimes i like posting positivity about people like me :) #it makes me sad that i grew up feeling so out of place because i am aro. i don't want any other baby aro feeling like me

[bamsara]

ngl ever since this post, im designing and cutting out these stickers out at home which is a very time consuming and repetitive labor process only to know that there's thieves out there selling my designs at a fraction of the cost is extremely discouraging like. what is the point. what is even the fucking point.

#sticker sales and patreon is how im paying bills and buying groceries rn so it just fucking winded me #and im trying to catch up on send backs and junes stuff but im sitting her wondering how long itll be until these designs are stolen too #what is the point in trying to make art for a living if all thats ever gonna happen is that it gets stolen #i cannot beat the price of big box names like amazon and other rip offs stealing designs and selling them for pennies #when it cost me a good chunk of the a $5 sticker cost to actaully make the sticker like its not all take home that includes shipping #and ink and paper and ect #i literally cannot compete with big box stores that steal shit i cannot #so what even is the point #sara shush #tw vent #art theft