#ship: beaujester

[pocketgalaxies]

"you know, love isn't anything like it's described in the books that we read."

"......you mean, like...the porn books...? that we read??"

"well are they like porn though, or are they just the way relationships are for real though?"

"well."

"?"

"....uhhhhhhhh..............."

"IT'S OK WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS TONIGHT I KNOW EVERYTHING ALREADY IT DOESN'T MATTER *TURNS OVER IN BED AND PRETENDS TO SLEEP*"

#3h31m c2e57 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #jester lavorre #beauregard lionett #ship: beaujester

[jadequarze]

I miss them T^T I miss the blue girlies

#jade draws #critical role #cr2 #critical role fanart #beaujester #jester lavorre #beauregard lionett #please please be respectful under this post. i can read tags remember #im giving cr tumblr one last chance whether or not they can be nice on a cr2 ship #anyway. theyre one of the big reason i got into cr and met long time mutuals who some i consider a friend now #if you followed me since c2 days. you know im fixated over them

[uselessgayshit]

cr and probably dnd ships in general are wild because it’s like

1. the sexiest bitch with a bow to ever live x a very cute, to be queen who is sometimes stricken by acute social anxiety

2. literal anime guy with a gun x a hot half-elf with daddy issues

3. an affected bisexual with a death wish x an immortal, god-like woman with only grief in her future

4. a stoic man of the sea x an erotic graffiti artist with an impulsive streak

5. a bde jock x a tiefling that wouldn’t know how to bottom if her life depended on it

6. flower girl with a vicious past x traumatized lesbian who harbored a crush as a joke and then accidentally fell in love

7. the rich kid with stage fright x a widowed ballerina

8. a horse girl x the creepiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

#randomrants #critical role #cr #the mighty nein #vox machina #bells hells #critical role ships #imodna #vexleth #Vaxleth #perc’halia #beaujester #beauyasha #fjorester #imogen x laudna #beau x yasha #beau x jester #jester x fjord #vex x Keyleth #vax x keyleth #percy x vex #yes i know keyleth isn't a queen #i was trying to be concise #dorym #dorian x orym

[neinofthem]

#be so mean in my tags i am BEGGING #this is going to go so poorly so quickly i am readyyyy #tagging the ships and if you accuse me of tagging hate you’re wrong use your brain #peace and love #critical role #cr #the mighty nein #tm9 #cr2 #mighty nein #shadowgast #fjorester #widobrave #widojest #beauyasha #widomauk #blumendrei #beauyashter #beaujester #shadowidomauk #yashter

[its-your-mind]

three wlw in a triangle making dick necklesses together who all are slightly crushing on each other: I got you a dress with a slit cuz you’ve got nice legs (yeah reeeeally nice). You’re interesting (you too) (both of you are… interesting). … I’m sorry I tried to kill you one time (no pshh it’s fine it was… so hot it’s fine). … … …look at this one I made it’s big and cool it’s gonna be MINE.

#critical role #the mighty nein #c2e98 #beauyasha #beaujester #do yasha and jester have a ship name #someone tell me I’ll add it #c2 spoilers #cr2 spoilers #anyway none of us can talk to each other it’s gr9

[the-sword-lesbian]

Try not to think of canon relevance or other ships. Just pick your fave of these three.

Also yadayada reblog for sample size.

#criticalrole #critical role #laudna #imogen temult #vexahlia #keyleth #beauregard lionett #jester lavorre #beaujester #imodna #vexleth #i love all three ships and its too hard to pick #so I’m making the Internet do it for me

[scarilydark]

Ok so i know i'm probably the last person to realize this but stick with me

beau and yasha having a whole conversation in the latest M9 oneshot about how Beau met a hot chick during her mission (who happened to be played by laura bailey) and how they may wanna open up their relationship could be read as Beauyashter right...

#critical role #marisha ray #beauregard lionett #ashley johnson #yasha nydoorin #laura bailey #jester lavorre #beaujester #beauyasha #beauyashter #i am not an anti #i ship everything and the end of C2 had hella drama #but there's reasonable explanations for everything IMO

[paperglader]

Should I just finally watch campaign 2 so I can obsesss over another ship of marisha and laura’s characters together, Jester Lavorre and beauyasha?

Cause it’s 7 days until the solstice and I miss them :(

It just seems like a big commitment, though.

#i am excited for the canon ships of this campaign and the non canon ones as well #by that I mean that I’m ready to ship beaujester like crazy cause I already do #i wanna see if I’ll change my mind if I have the context #also I love the characters of c2 with my entire heart #so I’m ready #also #beauyasha #idk #it feels like I’d be cheating on c3 #critical role #beaujester #I need to ship the trifecta of Laura Bailey and marisha ray’s characters together properly #imodna #jester Lavorre #beauregard lionett #yasha nydoorin #bells hells #c3 #c2

[blorbologist]

Vampire Bashter AU?

Buckle up folks! TW: temporary character death.

“I want you to have my blood.”

Beau has to spit her soup to sputter “Yasha, what the fuck?!”. It spills hot and holy on her chin and she wipes it away with the back of her hand. Nothing comes with - Heroes Feasts are certainly something. 

“I hate to echo Beauregard, but…” Caleb hesitates, grilled cheese mid-dip. He drowns it a little further. “Please, elaborate on that?”

Yasha fidgets. “I, well. The soup made me think of it, because blood is like your body’s soup, right-”

“Gross, not while we’re eating!”

“Sorry, Veth.” She winces. “I mean… I can’t really die. Or, I can, but I’ll just poof into mist and mosey on to where we left my coffin outside Aeor, right? On top of the rage rage rage thing.” Her fingers threaten her bowl’s integrity, so Beau eases her hands down. “I don’t want you to die,” Yasha admits softly. “I don’t - I know this isn’t -”

“Thank you for the offer, Yasha,” Fjord says gently. “It’s very thoughtful and considerate of you.”

The sentiment is echoed by the rest of the Nein, though with a lot more unease. 

Yasha’s gaze scatters against Beau’s face. She can feel it as she pokes studiously at her rice. “Ah, Beau?”

“I’m staying me,” she says quietly. “If anything happens, I trust Jester and Caduceus to bring me back, and you to stop me from going down in the first place.” She grins weakly. “Besides, I can’t be your juicebox if we both… need… juice?” That made more sense in her head.

Jester’s hand flies up.

“I want to be a vampire!” she proclaims. “See, I already have the fangs for it, and I bet I’d be so cool-”

The Nein bicker back and forth, with Yasha vehemently insisting that no, she really wouldn’t want to be a vampire, and this is only just in case she dies. Fjord also agrees to the measure, just in case. Essek almost does, only to clench his fist, ears flattening very much like Frumpkin’s might. 

Yasha slices the inside of her forearm (“I need these hands for swinging swords! Who would cut their palm?”). Her blood (Beau’s blood, taken and made new) looks just as red as the rest of theirs. Fjord, grimacing, uses a cup to gather it up and throws it back with a shudder. 

Jester scoots over, takes Yasha’s hand. “That took too long,” she says brightly, before gently pulling her forearm close and pressing her lips to the wound. 

Beau swallows hard. Holy shit. Looks away - stupid, she looked away to Yasha, whose eyes are cut red, fangs peeking out of her just open mouth. 

It’s an agonizing few gulps (gulps, holy shit, the way her throat moves-) before Jester draws back with a gasp. When she wipes the rivulet of blood away (Yasha’s(Beau’s)), her sleeve comes away cherry red. Nothing heroic about this.

“That was hot,” Beau blurts out. She promptly shoves her bowl of soup to her lips and chugs. 

--

Lucien impales Jester with the claws of his wings. A butterfly pinned to a collector’s board, and just as perfect. Until he shakes her off and twists around to jab at Yasha, her own wings burning her with their dark light. 

“Jester!” they scream, Caleb screams, Fjord screams, everything and everyone is screaming, because their heart has been skewered and their hearts have stopped beat-

She gasps

- beating. Beating, beating, as Jester gasps and hacks and hauls herself up on her elbows.

“I’m okay! I’m okay!”

Beau’s eyes catch on the red of her pupils, the red of her blood, the same shade between them, and has only a moment for her gut to lurch before it’s back to saving their friend (and maybe the world).

--

Send me an AU/WIP (see my pinned post) + a ship and I'll give you a lil romantic moment for them set in that universe! Either a whole complicated HC or a lil snippet <3

#critical role #campaign 2 #the mighty nein #bashter #beauregard lionett #yasha nydoorin #jester lavorre #beau x jester x yasha #ask game #my writing #beauyasha #beaujester #if its!! not ok that I tagged the poly ship thing with these other two lemme know? I can't figure out wtf to tag the polycule as rip

[mypoorsqheart]

Random but I'm a big believer in not choosing what to ship, the ship chooses you. Like I started watching Campaign 2 for Beauyasha and you think I don't want to be in love with big strong canon endgame wives?? But Beaujester stole my heart and won't give it back

#critical role #campaign 2 #beaujester #beauyasha #shipping #ship

[pocketgalaxies]

caleb: *knocks on the door*

jester: wHO ISSSS ITTTT

caleb: uh. it is caleb. uhh. i'm sorry, both of you, uh. beauregard i need to ask your advice on something, could you please...could i borrow you for a moment? is she awake?

beau: yeahhhh–

jester: she's sleeping still

beau: i'm sleeping i'm coming out

caleb: please be dressed

jester: she's naked

caleb: no,,

#3h38m c2e57 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #beauregard lionett #ship: beaujester #r: empire kids

[reddit-user-hotbox420]

My spin on this meme

#critical role #jester lavorre #beauregard lionett #beaujester #i ship these two so hard #critical role fanart #your honor they're adorable #and they were roommates #(oh my god they were roomates) #literally a goddess and the lesbian who loves her

[piratespencil]

Beau and Nott confiding in each other about their crushes on Jester and Caleb… 🥺🥺🥺 Top tier moment.

(This whole episode also has big “Beau, Fjord and Caleb are all DEEPLY crushing on Jester at the same time” energy huh… Everyone is so lovesick akdjfj)

#i haven’t quite finished this ep yet but it’s SO MUCH #and also jester talking to the gentleman about marion 🥺 LOVESICK #cr2 #critical role #c2e85 #kk talks about stuff #widobrave #beaujester #every possible jester ship #kk watches cr2

[jadedsapphlre]

people being excited (rightfully) for the green lighting of season 2 of LOVM and how that makes the prospect for a Might Nien show just that much higher. but as over dramatic as this may sound as a beaujester stan i am a little weary of a mighty nien show because their will be revisionist history

#the recap cartoon already has done it #of course the animated show will as well #and add in more beauyasha scenes #i also fear for widowjest #i just feel like the actual writers will think it’s messy to have three romances on one person #and will nix it for the most part #which i understand #but you know ouch for fans of those ships and show moments #text #mighty nien #vox machina #beaujester

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

#Keep in mind this is not necessarily (I wish this had been canon) #more like pick the most interesting/wildest or that you’re curious about #explain your reasoning #Also keep in mind I’m saying not huge relatively to other ships in the fandom #I know you Wido brave fans are out there #and you Beaujester girlies are too big to justify including you #critical role #cr #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers

[theonlycorrectcropinions]

Lmao there’s already c2 shipping drama in the cr tags, this rules. Absolute psycho shit.

For the record, here is the objectively correct listing of the major ships in c2 that I care about (the only important ones, because I had to see posts about them):

1. Beaujester - best ship, amazing chemistry, some of the best interactions.

2. Fjorester - great ship, natural progression, really interesting for each character’s growth.

3. Beauyasha - fine, would have been better if they ever stopped being so damn awkward.

4. Shadowghast- yay! annoying stans of both are interacting with each other.

5. Whatever Caleb/Nott was called idk - whatever.

6. Fjorclay - bad.

7. Other - other.

8. Widojest - none of you will see heaven (or understand either character as more than a self insert).

#cr discourse #shipping discourse #being annoying for fun #block me probably #anti-widojest #see I’m polite I even tagged it #I don’t know how the search function works btw #tie between beaujester and widojest for most annoying shippers