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fxceache-blog · 7 years
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me @ myself: this is Serious!! you have to start taking care of yourself before this gets worse!!!
myself @ me, laying under ten blankets and contemplating Death: i am the epitome of Self Care
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     i sumtimes fink i like dancin’ more than i like singin’. do reckon songs with a beat ye can bump to kick the arse off of an’thin’ sad. s’why i like 80′s tunes, prob’ly. bitta taylor dayne  tell it to ma heaaart   does go down well when ye legs start itchin’ an’ ye fingers gotta wiggle. dizzee, too. good shit. wicked tunes. not a bop ye cant bop to. new order, too. got them on right now. blue monday.  DUNK DUNK DUNK DUKKADUKKA DUNK DUNK DUNK -------    ah shit. prob’ly shouldn’ be listenin’a this shit in public. little dance. no one else can hear. fuck it.    dung da da dung da dadung da da daung dun dund und un ---- -
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2D might not be the brightest in Gorillaz, but he sometimes has his moments.
Audio: Gorillaz- We Are the Dury
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starts screaming i’m so nervous 2 actually start writing 2d  but i wan t to sO BAD
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am i the only person whos fave is phase one 
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    “ ---- i’s dead i reckon -- look, lookits wings ain’ even movin’ now! y’killed it!! ahhh --- ye -- y’killed it!! “      GOOD JOB ASSHOLE!!!!!!!   you fucking - well look what you did! dangerous things, phones. not looking where you’re going and ----   SPLAT!!   end of  for this poor robin. dickhead. now you’ve got him sad. kind of.  a poke with the toe of his boot, whining.   “ s’eyes all out - “
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THE LENZ
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Gorillaz - Pandora “Sounds Like Gorillaz”
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Andromeda
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i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.
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2d! dentz! faceache! cunt! dickhead! pretty boy! shithead! dumbass! the list goes on! call him what you want but just don’t call him before noon. lead singer and key board player for gorillaz. likes long walks on the beach, punk music and painkillers. find him on plastic beach or in kong studios -- usually not by choice. will write with anyone and everyone, like or reblog and he’ll come bug you!!
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HEY NERDS sorry 2 say this blog is no more! i have no jake muse. he ded. v soz. the uPSIDE IS i will be turning this into a rp blog for 2d from gorillaz! if u dig hang around, if not seeya!!!!!
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Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters 
“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”
“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”
“He’s so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”
“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”
“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”
“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”
“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That’s like the whole reason to go in there.”
“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”
“I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.”
“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”
“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”
“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”
“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”
“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”
“Baby, I’ve got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”
“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I’m saying?”
“Maybe it’s just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”
“We don’t need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let’s fry these bitches.”
“Alright, we’re outnumbered and unarmed.”
“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I’m not getting better at this.”
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Protective sentence starters??
because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
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