[Durarara!! Doujinshi] Dai Rei Housoku - Translation
Title: Dai Rei Housoku (第零法則) - Zeroth Law
Circle/Artist: HUMMEL (xia)
Series: Durarara!!
Pairing: Shiki x Izaya (with some AkaShiki and Shizaya at the end)
Rating: R-18
Notes:
( ) are thought bubbles
[ ] are text in boxes
{ } are sounds and text not in bubbles
For the sake of my sanity, I decided not to translate any of the lewd sound effects, but they should be pretty self-explanatory ahaha~
The raws can be found on Yaoi-Sei.
Pages 5-7 (sexy sounds)
Page 8
{opens}
Shiki: … Please hurry and get out
Izaya: This is just like that movie. Have you seen that movie?
{close}
Shiki: …
Izaya: Ah, but I can’t even imagine it, the image
{tap tap tap}
Izaya: By the way, do you watch movies? A professional person, for example, in yakuza movies…
Izaya: On second thought, it’s kind of like that, huh?
{click}
Page 9
{ding}
Shiki: … Say, it’s been noisy for some time
{whirl}
Shiki: Can you shut up a little?
{thud}
Page 10
Izaya: ?
{drip}
{drip}
Page 11 (no text)
Page 12
{open}
Izaya: Are you awake?
{slam}
Shiki: … What’s with that appearance?
{sits}
Izaya: That’s the first thing you say? Thanks to Shiki-san, I ended up having to change my clothes
Page 13
Izaya: Since I’m the one who gave you first aid
Izaya: It’s to be expected though
{flow}
Izaya: To think that you subdued him yourself right after being stabbed
{crash}
Izaya: But it seems it was bad to do something so flashy
Izaya: You fainted after calling your subordinates
Izaya: I tried to call the usual underground doctor but
Izaya: He seemed to also be busy. He told me to do it, so he gave me instructions on first aid over the phone
Izaya: Well, he’s made me help him several times before so we managed somehow or another
Page 14
Izaya: My clothes were completely covered in blood, and since I wasn’t sure of your condition, Shinra told me to stay here
Izaya: I’ve been concentrating so hard that I’m tired and it’s terrible. I should charge you extra
Izaya: Are you even listening?
{Has the pain stopped?}
Shiki: …Yeah, everything you’ve done up until now… I’ll pay you
Shiki: But regarding this situation
Izaya: Of course
Izaya: I won’t let it leak out
Page 15
{throb throb}
Shiki: Well… It would have spread within the group…
Shiki: … After all, an executive’s blunder is bothersome isn’t it
Shiki: Ah, especially in Akabayashi’s case…
{gasp}
Shiki: !
Izaya: Well what a mess. As expected Shiki-san also can’t afford not beating the injury, eh?
{You also haven’t been using honorifics since a while ago}
Shiki: …
{sigh}
Shiki: Tch… When did that underground doctor say he will come?
Izaya: I contacted him a little while ago, so it should be soon, right?
{click}
Page 16
Izaya: But…
{click}
Izaya: It’s okay for me to see your blunder
Shiki: Not really…
{sharp pain}
Shiki: … But you don’t matter
Page 17
Izaya: Because it seems to be hard for you to talk
Izaya: I’ll just monologue from here
Izaya: I was pretty desperate before. I knew that I would be treated as a kid going into this industry
{creak}
Izaya: After all, it’s unpleasant, isn’t it?
Izaya: Even if I say that isn’t the case, you’d see right through me. I also hate to lose, and I thought that I’d get the better of you
Page 18
Izaya: Thanks to that, I've done a lot of work, so I'm getting a lot of preferential treatment now
Izaya: Effort does not betray people. In addition
Izaya: When I think that I’m treated like a brat
Izaya: I realized that
Izaya: I think the process of trial and error like that is the most interesting
Izaya: When you reach the result, there is nothing more to it
Izaya: I just go to the end
Page 19
Izaya: I hate that
Shiki: … How selfish
Izaya: If it’s a monologue
Izaya: … Besides, I got to see a defenseless Shiki who can’t afford it
Shiki: …
Page 20
Shinra: Sorry for being late
{open}
Page 21
Izaya: I guess that’s it for me
Shinra: Eh, Izaya?
Shinra: Weren’t you already leaving when I called?
Shinra: But you’re still
{smack}
Shinra: Ack!
Shinra: That hurt! Why’d you do that?
Izaya: That wasn’t the case, was it?
Shinra: I know!
Shinra: Are you going home looking like that? It’s cold outside
Izaya: There’s blood on this so I can’t wear it
Page 22
Shiki: That coat…
Shiki: If you’d like, please use it…
Izaya: Oh dear, it’ looks expensive
{ker-chack}
Izaya: But I might get the smell of blood on it
Shiki: I’ll give it to you
Page 23
(Izaya): As expected…
(Izaya): This coat doesn’t suit me
Page 24
Izaya: I’ll wash and return it
Page 25
Akabayashi: But isn't it okay? You can relax alone in such a nice place
Shiki: It’s not okay. It can’t be helped because it was an order…
Shiki: This will not be shown to my subordinates
Akabayashi: No one cares. They’ll only talk about how you managed to subdue the other party even after being stabbed
Akabayashi: Well, I think you should show your face once in a while to the young lady. She was worried when she heard the story
Shiki: … So word has gotten out to that extent…
Shiki: I can’t look like this
Akabayashi: …
Akabayashi: How long do you have to stay here?
Shiki: I was told until I could move without any hindrances…
Akabayashi: Oh dear that is quite a while
Page 26
Akabayashi: Then I’ll bring some souvenirs next time
Shiki: Please don’t bring crab next time
{grin}
{aha}
Akabayashi: So it’s okay for me to come again
Akabayashi: I’m so happy
Shiki: Please don’t misunderstand my words
Page 28
Izaya: How are you feeling, Shiki-san?
{bam}
Izaya: I brought provisions! Afterwards, since it’s so far and hard to go home, is it okay…
Akabayashi: Ah, Mr. Informant
Izaya: To stay over…
Izaya: … You came, Akabayashi-san?
Akabayashi: You look quite unhappy about it
Izaya: No I don’t
{open}
Izaya: This was recommended, Shiki-san!
Shiki: … Pastries?
Shiki: Sweet things are kind of…
Akabayashi: These are delicious!
{munch munch}
Izaya: …
Page 29 (Shortly before going to hate)
Page 30
Izaya: You’re inefficient as usual, Shizu-chan
Shizuo: Shut up!
Izaya: But with Shizu-chan
Izaya: Doing it… is fun…
Izaya: Always… because only I’m moving
Izaya: Since the first time I won’t do it from there
Izaya: I get worked up, so I’ve tried various things
Page 31
Izaya: But… I wonder if I'm still not doing my best
Shizuo: …
Izaya: Ah!
Shizuo: Oh
Shizuo: My bad…
Izaya: !
Page 32
Izaya: Fu fu fu
{What are you apologizing for…}
Shizuo: Tch~
Shizuo: Ow!
Shizuo: Shut up!
Izaya: Ha ha
(Izaya): I should have recorded it
[Izaya]: I’m sure this is the first and last time
[Izaya]: I sympathize…
Page 33
[Izaya]: Ah I hate that sort of scene
Page 34 (POST SCRIPT)
Good afternoon. This is Xia.
This should be an Izaya-uke… centric book… Probably… There’s also a little AkaShiki.
I wanted to have a cat-like Izaya with a slight advantage approaching Shiki-san.
I wanted to give it a little love-loving feeling. As usual it’s an unrequited love.
At first it was a story related to the title, but I fell into the worst situation of PC data death, and I was not willing to draw the same thing twice, so I wrote another story… The cover page had already been submitted, so it was left as is…
Once I draw it, I want to move on to another story…
I love Durarara’s Izaya and Shiki-san so much; what should I do?
For Shiki-san… So cute…
2010 October - HUMMEL / xia
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omg wait people ship Izaya from DURARARA!! with people besides Shizuo??????????? My prayers have been answered, sooooooo many of those shippers got the dynamic wrong (made them cutesy) and I had to suffer through the drrr tags while enjoying the first season
bro i know!! like if ur gonna do shizaya at LEAST do it right and have them be toxic hahaha
i hadnt really considered shikizaya before but honestly im all for it, its soooo hot and spicy e u e
its been a while since i was super active in drrr fandom but i kinda always liked shizuo better with celty and shinra with izaya tbh. thats kinda a hot take LMAO. oh and i like izaya and namie
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💤💘
💤- ship that is canon and you don't ship
Honestly I'm a bit ? about this since it can both canon ship you don't care about and canon ship you dislike. I'm sure there was some ship at some point that I hated with burning passion and a teen but now I can't recall any. As for dislike maybe Eriol and Kaho from ccs? But that's probably bc I'm not fan of either of them. As for canon ships I'm neutral to but everyone's losing their minds about, maybe canon naruto ships. I literally, just don't care for any of them
💘- ship that is unpopular but you still like
Luck's on my side since I usually like popular ships. But from top of my head: fyoya (bsd) and fyozai(bsd), shikizaya (drrr), juhaku (magi, but this is bc fandom is dead), obidei (naruto, I like this one bc of one sole fanfic that got me into it), suraino (a/z), d18(khr, dead fandom) and buncha more minor ships from dead fandoms
As for my current fandom (clamp), I wish there were more content for Takeshi and Kentaro, gotta love those gay parody of power rangers and their shenanigans while saving school from aliens and stuff
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Love and Cherish: Fandom Revitalization Event!
Hello Durarara fandom! Happy 10 year anniversary!! :)
In commemoration of that, we’d like to hold a special fandom event on days that are relevant to the Durarara!! Series, starting March 21st on Mikado Ryuugamine’s birthday, and ending on May 6th which will be the last day of performances for the Durarara stage play. Time to reawaken the fandom! Art, fanfic, edit, amv, whatever you’ve got, we want to see it!
The event will run through the entire months of March all the way to the end of May, but these dates are what pertain to each theme:
March 21st - (Mikado Ryuugamine’s Birthday) Theme: The Extraordinary.
April 2nd - (Shinra Kishitani’s Birthday) Theme: Hopeless Devotion.
April 13th - (Shizaya Day) Theme: Fated Encounter.
April 20th - (Shizuo/Izuo Day) Theme: Highly Unpredictable.
May 4th - (Izaya Orihara’s Birthday) Theme: Individualistic Motive.
May 5th - (Simon Brezhnev’s Birthday) Theme: World at Peace.
May 6th - (Last Day of the Durarara Stage Play) Theme: Abayo, Sayonara.
Each theme was based around the character/day it pertains to, but it does not have to be about those characters or ships at all! Nobody has to participate of course, but we would love to see anything you have to post! If you’re posting for this event please put it under the hashtag #jyuurarara so that we can find it!
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One of my absolute favorite ship dynamics is the cruel, sadistic killers who are absolutely head over heels for each other, the sort of couple that’s so sweet that everyone around them feels both delighted and a bit nauseous, but they also have someone tied up in their basement or their flirting gets even more ridiculous when they’re both drenched in blood and hiding a body.
Or the dictators and tyrants and mob bosses who will kill and torture someone, and then do an immediate 180 the moment they see their lover, turning into a gently cooing ball of goo who will happily put a bullet in the head of anyone who brings it up or looks at their partner in a way that’s even slightly off.
I just really love characters who are cruel to everyone except for their lovers, especially when said lover is the same or at least thrives on the power that comes with being loved by a monster.
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