[Durarara!! Doujinshi] Dai Rei Housoku - Translation
Title: Dai Rei Housoku (第零法則) - Zeroth Law
Circle/Artist: HUMMEL (xia)
Series: Durarara!!
Pairing: Shiki x Izaya (with some AkaShiki and Shizaya at the end)
Rating: R-18
Notes:
( ) are thought bubbles
[ ] are text in boxes
{ } are sounds and text not in bubbles
For the sake of my sanity, I decided not to translate any of the lewd sound effects, but they should be pretty self-explanatory ahaha~
The raws can be found on Yaoi-Sei.
Pages 5-7 (sexy sounds)
Page 8
{opens}
Shiki: … Please hurry and get out
Izaya: This is just like that movie. Have you seen that movie?
{close}
Shiki: …
Izaya: Ah, but I can’t even imagine it, the image
{tap tap tap}
Izaya: By the way, do you watch movies? A professional person, for example, in yakuza movies…
Izaya: On second thought, it’s kind of like that, huh?
{click}
Page 9
{ding}
Shiki: … Say, it’s been noisy for some time
{whirl}
Shiki: Can you shut up a little?
{thud}
Page 10
Izaya: ?
{drip}
{drip}
Page 11 (no text)
Page 12
{open}
Izaya: Are you awake?
{slam}
Shiki: … What’s with that appearance?
{sits}
Izaya: That’s the first thing you say? Thanks to Shiki-san, I ended up having to change my clothes
Page 13
Izaya: Since I’m the one who gave you first aid
Izaya: It’s to be expected though
{flow}
Izaya: To think that you subdued him yourself right after being stabbed
{crash}
Izaya: But it seems it was bad to do something so flashy
Izaya: You fainted after calling your subordinates
Izaya: I tried to call the usual underground doctor but
Izaya: He seemed to also be busy. He told me to do it, so he gave me instructions on first aid over the phone
Izaya: Well, he’s made me help him several times before so we managed somehow or another
Page 14
Izaya: My clothes were completely covered in blood, and since I wasn’t sure of your condition, Shinra told me to stay here
Izaya: I’ve been concentrating so hard that I’m tired and it’s terrible. I should charge you extra
Izaya: Are you even listening?
{Has the pain stopped?}
Shiki: …Yeah, everything you’ve done up until now… I’ll pay you
Shiki: But regarding this situation
Izaya: Of course
Izaya: I won’t let it leak out
Page 15
{throb throb}
Shiki: Well… It would have spread within the group…
Shiki: … After all, an executive’s blunder is bothersome isn’t it
Shiki: Ah, especially in Akabayashi’s case…
{gasp}
Shiki: !
Izaya: Well what a mess. As expected Shiki-san also can’t afford not beating the injury, eh?
{You also haven’t been using honorifics since a while ago}
Shiki: …
{sigh}
Shiki: Tch… When did that underground doctor say he will come?
Izaya: I contacted him a little while ago, so it should be soon, right?
{click}
Page 16
Izaya: But…
{click}
Izaya: It’s okay for me to see your blunder
Shiki: Not really…
{sharp pain}
Shiki: … But you don’t matter
Page 17
Izaya: Because it seems to be hard for you to talk
Izaya: I’ll just monologue from here
Izaya: I was pretty desperate before. I knew that I would be treated as a kid going into this industry
{creak}
Izaya: After all, it’s unpleasant, isn’t it?
Izaya: Even if I say that isn’t the case, you’d see right through me. I also hate to lose, and I thought that I’d get the better of you
Page 18
Izaya: Thanks to that, I've done a lot of work, so I'm getting a lot of preferential treatment now
Izaya: Effort does not betray people. In addition
Izaya: When I think that I’m treated like a brat
Izaya: I realized that
Izaya: I think the process of trial and error like that is the most interesting
Izaya: When you reach the result, there is nothing more to it
Izaya: I just go to the end
Page 19
Izaya: I hate that
Shiki: … How selfish
Izaya: If it’s a monologue
Izaya: … Besides, I got to see a defenseless Shiki who can’t afford it
Shiki: …
Page 20
Shinra: Sorry for being late
{open}
Page 21
Izaya: I guess that’s it for me
Shinra: Eh, Izaya?
Shinra: Weren’t you already leaving when I called?
Shinra: But you’re still
{smack}
Shinra: Ack!
Shinra: That hurt! Why’d you do that?
Izaya: That wasn’t the case, was it?
Shinra: I know!
Shinra: Are you going home looking like that? It’s cold outside
Izaya: There’s blood on this so I can’t wear it
Page 22
Shiki: That coat…
Shiki: If you’d like, please use it…
Izaya: Oh dear, it’ looks expensive
{ker-chack}
Izaya: But I might get the smell of blood on it
Shiki: I’ll give it to you
Page 23
(Izaya): As expected…
(Izaya): This coat doesn’t suit me
Page 24
Izaya: I’ll wash and return it
Page 25
Akabayashi: But isn't it okay? You can relax alone in such a nice place
Shiki: It’s not okay. It can’t be helped because it was an order…
Shiki: This will not be shown to my subordinates
Akabayashi: No one cares. They’ll only talk about how you managed to subdue the other party even after being stabbed
Akabayashi: Well, I think you should show your face once in a while to the young lady. She was worried when she heard the story
Shiki: … So word has gotten out to that extent…
Shiki: I can’t look like this
Akabayashi: …
Akabayashi: How long do you have to stay here?
Shiki: I was told until I could move without any hindrances…
Akabayashi: Oh dear that is quite a while
Page 26
Akabayashi: Then I’ll bring some souvenirs next time
Shiki: Please don’t bring crab next time
{grin}
{aha}
Akabayashi: So it’s okay for me to come again
Akabayashi: I’m so happy
Shiki: Please don’t misunderstand my words
Page 28
Izaya: How are you feeling, Shiki-san?
{bam}
Izaya: I brought provisions! Afterwards, since it’s so far and hard to go home, is it okay…
Akabayashi: Ah, Mr. Informant
Izaya: To stay over…
Izaya: … You came, Akabayashi-san?
Akabayashi: You look quite unhappy about it
Izaya: No I don’t
{open}
Izaya: This was recommended, Shiki-san!
Shiki: … Pastries?
Shiki: Sweet things are kind of…
Akabayashi: These are delicious!
{munch munch}
Izaya: …
Page 29 (Shortly before going to hate)
Page 30
Izaya: You’re inefficient as usual, Shizu-chan
Shizuo: Shut up!
Izaya: But with Shizu-chan
Izaya: Doing it… is fun…
Izaya: Always… because only I’m moving
Izaya: Since the first time I won’t do it from there
Izaya: I get worked up, so I’ve tried various things
Page 31
Izaya: But… I wonder if I'm still not doing my best
Shizuo: …
Izaya: Ah!
Shizuo: Oh
Shizuo: My bad…
Izaya: !
Page 32
Izaya: Fu fu fu
{What are you apologizing for…}
Shizuo: Tch~
Shizuo: Ow!
Shizuo: Shut up!
Izaya: Ha ha
(Izaya): I should have recorded it
[Izaya]: I’m sure this is the first and last time
[Izaya]: I sympathize…
Page 33
[Izaya]: Ah I hate that sort of scene
Page 34 (POST SCRIPT)
Good afternoon. This is Xia.
This should be an Izaya-uke… centric book… Probably… There’s also a little AkaShiki.
I wanted to have a cat-like Izaya with a slight advantage approaching Shiki-san.
I wanted to give it a little love-loving feeling. As usual it’s an unrequited love.
At first it was a story related to the title, but I fell into the worst situation of PC data death, and I was not willing to draw the same thing twice, so I wrote another story… The cover page had already been submitted, so it was left as is…
Once I draw it, I want to move on to another story…
I love Durarara’s Izaya and Shiki-san so much; what should I do?
For Shiki-san… So cute…
2010 October - HUMMEL / xia
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Roy Maddock: Iconic Theme-Setter
Shoutout to Roy Maddock and ''Baccano!'' Volume 4 for being the first explicit refutation of a "route to happiness" in a series preoccupied with the pursuit of happiness.
Volume 04 asks: Are drugs a viable means of happiness?
Ryohgo NaritaRoy Maddock answers: No!
It's pretty much ''the'' instance where Narita overtly condemns a happiness route. This is supported by Narita's anti-drug stance in other IPs like ''Durarara!!'', where Mizuki Akabayashi is explicitly anti-drug (this makes him a good Yakuza, whey-o). Okay, all right, so he almost certainly doesn't condone sadism-induced happiness, but never mind that.
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