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cosmotherealityshifter · 3 days

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you will shift tonight.

shut up those thoughts saying, “Okay, I will try my best.” NO, you ARE shifting tonight. you don’t have a choice, sorry. you’re shifting.

you. are. shifting. tonight.

believe it, and go do it, go be excited and close to your DR, go shift.

you can.

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shifuto · 8 months

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246/365

#thousand autumns #qian qiu #yanshen #yan wushi #shen qiao #shif

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bambi-on-the-ps3 · 3 months

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#shif

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thecountiesinfo · 5 months

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The New NHIF; What SHIF Will Entail

According to the regulations published by Health Cabinet Secretary Susan Nakhumicha, Kenyans will be mandated to enter the new health insurance scheme (SHIF). When accessing government services such as student loans from the Higher Education Loans Board (HELB), government jobs, motor vehicle registration services, and the acquisition of tax compliance certificates among others Proof of…

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#NHIF App #NHIF Application #NHIF Card #NHIF Outpatient #SHIF

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cannabisenjoyer · 23 days

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hai everypony hav human maid charlie with his nose ripped off Lol

gore was actually rlly fun 2 draw

#smiling friends #adult swim #smiling friends fanart #human designs #charlie dompler #ougghhhhh drawing this made me feel like i was back in 2020 with the maid dress shif #charlies rocking it tho!! 🙄🙄#need him incredibly bad #just kidding #unless #loooool iokes again #loool #ALL FUN AND JOKES! 🧐#🤗😊#fanart

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b1anketplask · 2 months

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Following maid Eddie, Here's Henry Maid <3<3 and the little drink Gosh Now that I think about It would be better if I posted this on 3/3 lol

(He's puppy If you ask)

Next is Gordon >:3 Ready for it!!!

#ttte #thomas and friends #ttte fanart #henry the green engine #ttte henry #Henry #BP's art #I hate to go to school on next day shif #sjdodhwkwpdi

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neteyamsyawntu · 9 months

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Someone say this is a joke rn💀💀💀

We deadass supposed to be out here calling ourself Avatards??? Naaah where’s the petition, where’s the manager I wanna make a new fandom name cause wtf is this?😩

We can do better than this COME ON TEAM! BRAIN STORMING TIME

#james Cameron fix this shit rn #avatar #avatar the way of water #like ong I’m dead serious #I’m not calling myself an avatard #shif stupid asf #yall got me all the way fucked up #avatard #bffr rn #james cameron avatar

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shameboree · 6 months

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please understand if your nurse takes too long to come fluff your pillow that sometimes it's because they spent 3hrs fighting for their life against someones shit slinging grandma

#2 of those were cumulative but one was in its entirety at shift change #'dont be dramatic no ones actually asking you to fluff their pillows' do you know how many able bodied 20-60yos demand this of us each shif #ur grandma was throwing shit slicked hands at me and thats why i forgot to bring ur pudding cup #kels draws #god im so tired. i had to stop saying 'id rather die' bc it got Too Real. dont be a nurse (i love nursing (dont be a nurse))

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daughterthethird · 2 months

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EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUUCCCKKKK UPPPPPPP

NEW HETTIE CUTBURN TIDBITS DROPPED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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e-adlirez · 4 months

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Just looked on the older books for refs of Thea and

Boi Curse of the Cheese Pyramid is insane

It literally starts with G heading to work on time at 9, but William comes in like "BOI YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE GAZETTE YOU HAVE TO CUT DOWN THE BUDGET" (Imagine this screamed directly into Geronimo's ear)

Obviously William's definition of "cut down the budget" is this

TW: Spoilers for Curse of the Cheese Pyramid, William behavior, do not click on if you don't want a spike in blood pressure

If you choose to turn away now, the following fume was just an intermission for finding this picture lmao

He pawned over everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in Geronimo's office, from his desk to his armchair to his carpet to his book collection to his art collection, and replaced it all with a single plastic chair and desk ("All you need in an office is a desk and chair!")

He fired ALL THE STAFF and decided that only family members will be working for the paper (because family members don't need to be paid as much probably (if at all) when working for a family business-- they all share their finances with each other, anyway maybe (it's not clear what their salaries are gonna be (wanna bet G is paid minimum wage while Thea is paid 50% of the Gazette's monthly expenses after this clean sweep))). The only person spared from the firing spree was Shif T. Paws, the Gazette's sales manager, who apparently offered to work there for free.

He delegates all the work of the Gazette to four people-- G does all the office work (taking calls, building maintenance, writing, editing, printing, clientele stuff), Thea does all the interviews and field work stuff, Trap does all the cooking, and Benjamin is "William's personal assistant". Lord knows what that last position means for little Benji. (Okay reading ahead Benjamin seems fine, but he does say that William is "a bit pushy".)

He sends G out on a work holiday thing and he overworks the crap out of everyone, to the point where even Thea is sick of William's senile old-fashioned ass, and it seems that the Gazette was also going downhill because of this mouse furry ripoff Daniel Dancer. (To give a preview of what he did in the working perspective, he basically had Trap work seven days a week)

He was planning to have staff give use old newspaper instead of toilet paper (T&B expenses), make a 30-second time mechanism for the restrooms (to maximize manpower efficiency and possible humiliation for anyone going number 2), and was considering cutting all electricity to the building and just have staff work on typewriters "just like the old days".

This man's senile ass--

#geronimo stilton #rant #give up the toilet paper and use old newspapers instead #where are they in the filipino provinces lmao #william would fit right into an episode of extreme cheapskates #absolute nutjob #how is he not actually senile yet #imagine going so daniel dancer that even your favorite niece who you openly spoil can't stand your guts #shif t paws is mvp #man's playing 4d chess here #and all for his boss who he seems to be on pretty good terms with #i asked my parents a bit about william's relationship with the gazette (retired but still making absolute decisions for the company)#and uh turns out one of the family businesses on my family's chinese side works a similar way apparently #my great-uncle is retired technically and his son is his successor #but my great-uncle is still making decisions for the company that his son has to comply with #i guess it's a cultural thing? doesn't mean i like the way it sounds #i heard my uncle's starting to act more independently tho i think so good for him if he's actually doing that

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devilboyinspace · 19 days

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Info dump about my MYS and MCD ect. oc.

Okay so Romeo, in MCD he's a decendant of Irene like levin is, but in mystreet and PDH he's aphs cousin.

I don't know if he's from Zacks side or Sylvannas side yet, I'm leaning towards Zacks.

During high school he was a but of a social floater, he got along with everyone well enough that people didn't bother him.

He didn't really interact with aph alot in high-school until the last year mostly because during highschool he was moved around foster homes alot, he knew of her and knew they were family but he had it drilled in his head back then that his family didn't want him at all.

When he got to FCU he accidently became friendly with Blaze and Aaron, during this time Aaron and Blaze were young dad central so romeo babysat for them when they had to do stuff for Uni and he didn't have anything else to do.

Romeo had a small crush on Aaron for a week or so before realising aph was kinda in love with him, Aaron, it wasn't an actual crush Romeo gets him emotions and feelings for people confused sometimes.

He hangs around with the pups alot including Blaze and Maria.

I mentioned is a older post but he is a transman, he's pansexual and polyamorous.

From high school to mystreet he's done jobs here and there, from a bakery to a boring office worker, he mostly worked in high school to get his van.

Okay so his van, its a 1970 ford Econoline camper van, he wouldn't use it as a camper van tho, he's mostly use it to haul everyone everywhere.

In mystreet he lives with the pups plus blaze, blazes kid and Maria.

During the final year at FCU blaze and him started dating and then not long after maria moved in with him and the pups she also started dating him.

Anyway that's all I have atm that I can name of the top of my head, if you have any questions just ask!!

#aphblr #aphverse #mcd #minecraft diaries #aphmau #mys oc #pdh oc #fcu #fcu oc #mystreet #Romeo S. Black (OC)#been needing to talk more shif about him lol

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cosmotherealityshifter · 3 days

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i’ve been seeing a lot of angel numbers (333, 444, and 777, all in one day i’m pretty sure) lately, what do y’all think that means?

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shifuto · 12 days

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478/104

#trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #shif

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bambi-on-the-ps3 · 3 months

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This is life changing

#thank you shif 🙏😊#i want him and his gender #kazuhira miller

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mutantninjamidlifecrisis · 7 months

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hey there! idk if you've answered this already but are you planning on someday continuing the mutant ninja midlife crisis fic? I of course don't mean to put any pressure on you because its totally fine if you don't, I was just wondering

MNMC is on hiatus atm. I've just started working on it again now, but it's likely another update won't be out until the latter half of the end of this year.

#I've still got to finish uni and I'm currently working on 3 wips #also have a job so. unfortunately an income takes priority over writing. and sometimes i have limited creative motivation after a long shif #mnmc

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pickedpiper · 6 months

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Ok so I got Hotline Miami brainrot rn because I saw a video explaining the story in chronological order and I immediately grew attached to Jacket and gf so I wanted to get this out before OFF eventually kicks my ass again

Jacket trying to cook something for the first time in years for Don Juan on his dirty ass stove with the only sorta clean pot he could find:

#hotline miami #hotline maimi 2 #jacket hotline miami #girlfriend hotline miami #don juan hotline miami #jacketgf #indie games #shitpost #these two have completely ruined me and I just got here #I really got attached to a new game after watching one lore video damn 💔#tbh I’ve been wanting to learn what hlm was about since I’ve kept hearing about it #now I did and goddamn this shif is depressing #AND I ATE IT UP

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