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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years

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bestie do you really think it's funny to make me cry?

OK WHERE DO I START AUJHUJHDSDUJHFV

deep bre-INCOHERENT SCREAMING

That's it. that's all I have to say.

THEY PASSED THE CHILD PROTECTION BILL I'M GONNA BE CRYING IN A CORNER IF ANYONE NEEDS ME

All those shadowhunters who ran back to Idris I hope you starve to death there. have fun!

Anjali is so awesome OH MY GOD I LOVE HER ALREADY

Rafael is THAT kid I see...it suits him so well.

It had been two very long years stuck in this small office room. But every time Alec saw the way David giggled when Lexi called her father Jalapeno poppers or some other equally ridiculous name, Alec knew it was worth all the trouble.

THIS OMG I'M NOT OK

Alec wondered if that’s why so many leaders before him had been awful. It was easy to be a bad leader. But it took effort to be a good one.

This is so true...I'm so proud of him...

Dani...bestie THAT IMMORTALITY CRISIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. I know it's gonna happen but I was having a very good day. why do you hurt me in such ways... (I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm mentally unstable after the way I screamed reading)

“Anjali,” Diego sighed. “What have I told you about doors?”

“Knock them down?”

“I said knock on them!” Diego corrected, shaking his head. “Not knock them down!”

I'm in love.

HUHYUHKSDYKFVYUFVYU ALEC'S CONSUL VOICE I'M SCREAMING

SIMON BESTEST!! HIM SORTING THE STUDENTS INTO THESE GROUPS I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! AND ANJALI BESTIE GOOD LUCK AT BEATING THE SEELIES!! (good luck with stealing the weapons)

well, Rafael do you perhaps have a little crush? (Grammarly ik I'm writing in lowercase stfu)

ok ok I know this is pretty sad but every time someone gives Magnus or Alec the "you haven't talked to him yet?" look I start laughing-

ALEC'S SO CLUELESS ABOUT MAX AND DAVID I CANT-

“So, you are just going to leave me here and go to York then?” Max demanded now; all puppy dog eyes. “Like my mom left me at the academy?”

Yeah. He took the news a little too well.

MAX PLAYING THE ADOPTED CARD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“Is it because you don’t like me?” Max pouted again. “Like my mom…Who left me all alone.”

“You can’t play the adopted card with me, you lil shit,” Rafael laughed. “I’m adopted too.”

I'M SO IN LOVE LEAVE ME ALONE

AWW MAX SEEING THE INSTITUTE AND IMMEDIATELY GOING "David would love this" ISTG THIS KID I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“Weren’t you listening to a podcast on Mayan Civilization during breakfast?” Alec raised an eyebrow.

“Bapak said it’s historically accurate!” Rafe argued.

“Bapak is not that old!” Alec countered.

“Maybe he is,” Max said, analyzing the paintings on the walls. “Maybe you don’t know it.”

“Excuse me, I know how old my husband is,” Alec said indignantly.

“Then where are the receipts dad?” Max asked. “Show us the receipts!”

Where are the receipts, Alec? EXACTLY!

THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE HAS CAUGHT ON TO MAX'S VERY OBVIOUS CRUSH

“I think he likes David,” Rafe whispered.

“Of course he does,” Alec whispered back. Why were they whispering? “David is a sweet boy.”

“No. I think he ‘likes him’ likes him,” Rafael giggled.

Alec looked at his son sharply. “But-He is..Da..They are children!”

“You’ve never heard a childhood crush?” Rafe grinned.

“No, I was too busy…studying,” Alec sniffed.

“That’s not what I heard,” Rafael bit his lip. “I heard you had a thing for boys in motorcycle jackets.”

“Okay that’s it! You are not allowed to hang out at Hotel Dumort anymore,” Alec said.

Really Alec? Studying? REALLY???

MAX AND RAFE RACING TO THE TRAINING ROOM!!!

the reference to the infernal devices...I'M GONNA KILL THE ALREADY DEAD STARKWEATHERS! I'M ABOUT TO DO SOME NECROMANCY SHIT TO BRING THOSE FUCKERS BACK JUST TO KILL THEM SLOWLY

Hugs max it's gonna be ok buddy.

In that moment, Alec remembered all the talks.

He remembered how his mother had lectured Izzy about not going out alone late at night, but she hadn’t said anything to Jace or Alec.

He remembered the way Jem spoken quietly to Mina in soft Mandarin about how people might call her names, but he hadn’t said anything to Kit.

He remembered the way Julian had told Ty to be careful about kissing his boyfriend in public, but he hadn’t said anything to Dru.

I hate this so damn much. I hate it. It sucks how there will always be people who will be targeted for being born the way they are. Whether it be skin color, sexuality, body type, or anything, people will always fucking talk and make the world unsafe for certain people just because they aren't generic male cishets. If you're a girl you're in danger. If you're a POC you're in danger, If you're neurodivergent you're in danger. If you're a member of the LGBTQ community you're in danger. If you're disabled you're in danger. If you're part of any minority you're in danger. If you dare to be different you're in danger. Fuck people. I'm a queer POC female and it's scary. I don't want to be always checking my surroundings when I'm out. I shouldn't have to feel this scared walking out of my own house but I do and it sucks. Ok, I feel like I'm derailing from the main point here.

Sorry for that just got really heated for a second there.

NO NOT THE NIGHTMARE. BABY NO

DAVID MY CHILD!! OMG, HE'S GONNA TAKE UP ARCHERY SOMEONE HOLD ME WHILE I CRY!

“This is who you are,” David said, his voice oddly soft now. Softer than usual. “And you’re beautiful.”

Alec blinked at that.

“Blue,” David said quickly. “I meant you’re blue. Uh, yes.”

BESTIE I SAW WHAT YOU SAID THERE. WE ALL DID

Also, alec sitting outside max's room...IM GONNA-

“David is in there,” Alec whispered. “I just wanted to…check…if everything was okay.”

“Alexander, are you spying on our child?” Magnus demanded. “Without me???”

“What? No! I-”

“Move over!” Magnus sank down next to him. “What are they saying? Are they kissing?”

“WHAT? They are not kissing!” Alec said in alarm. “Wait. Are they???”

He couldn’t hear anything now. Alec panicked.

“I haven’t talk to the kids about kissing yet,” Magnus pointed out. “We can’t talk to Max without talking to Rafael first.”

“Wait. Is Rafael kissing people???”

“Rafael is not kissing people,” Rafael replied as he walked past them to the kitchen. “Also, you guys are shit at whispering.”

Alec rolled his eyes at him and turned to Magnus. “It’s stressful enough that we need to talk about racism in the shadow world. Now we need to talk about kissing??”

“And other stuff,” Magnus chuckled.

Alec groaned into Magnus’ shoulder. “By the angel. Fine. We’ll just tell them there is no kissing. Until they are 30.”

“Hypocrite,” Rafael coughed into his hand as he walked back to the table with a bag of chips.

THIS WHOLE SCENE OH MY GOD.

And srsly alec? 30? really? whips out the extract "kissed" from cassie's website According to my files here-

“And David?”

“Yes, sir?”

“The bedroom door stays open from now on.”

David blinked, his cheeks pink. “I…What?”

“Door stays open,” Alec said, lowering his voice, just a register. “Is that understood?”

AYY ALEC DAD MODE YUCDUHDFHFUHJIUHC THIS IS SO AMAZING IM GONNA SCREAM

Alec advising David with the bow is so close to my heart...IDK WHY IT JUST IS

That conversation...PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK I HOPE HUMANS GO EXTINCT BECAUSE I SURE AM READY TO DIE SO LET'S TAKE THE EARTH DOWN-

“Why don’t shadowhunters have acne?”

"What?" Alec blinked.

“Their skin is like so freaking perfect and smooth and they can just freaking go through puberty without a one freaking pimple and don’t even get me started on the freaking dimples and then-”

Magnus started laughing. Alec felt a little confused.

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS !!!!! THAT DAMN ANGEL BLOOD

That part about how we normalize these little things which are actually hurtful...I didn't realize that. I guess we really do, huh? This just made me want to be more careful with others and if I feel others do this with me, to stop them and correct them.

I loved this chapter so much. You're such a great writer.

I wanted to share something of my own now!! I FINALLY GOT MY COPY FOR RWARB!!!! I told my parents it was a thriller about how the first son and the prince forge a friendship and discover secrets about the government and the monarchy-

The place I bought it from sent me a very cute bookmark. It's a pride bookmark and it's just my first ever pride merch and I'm close to tears. Let's just say my family isn't the most accepting so this bookmark's really precious to me

Sorry, the quality isn't the best. I was in a hurry. It's almost 4 am now I'm gonna try and sleep (I'm gonna reorganize my bookshelf). See you on Tuesday!!

Thank you so much. I love reading your comments. They are so honest and full of life. You are going to LOVE rwrb. It's such a good book and it's so romantic and raw and perfect. Lmao about your parents. What they don't know can't hurt them ;) And I loooooooooove your bookmark. Be gay. Do crime.

PS -

"It sucks how there will always be people who will be targeted for being born the way they are. Whether it be skin color, sexuality, body type, or anything, people will always fucking talk and make the world unsafe for certain people just because they aren't generic male cishets. If you're a girl you're in danger. If you're a POC you're in danger, If you're neurodivergent you're in danger. If you're a member of the LGBTQ community you're in danger. If you're disabled you're in danger. If you're part of any minority you're in danger. If you dare to be different you're in danger. Fuck people. I'm a queer POC female and it's scary. I don't want to be always checking my surroundings when I'm out. I shouldn't have to feel this scared walking out of my own house but I do and it sucks. Ok, I feel like I'm derailing from the main point here."

THIS IS THE MAIN POINT. YOU GOT IT. SO CONGRATS <3

#THANK YOU ;)#lbaf

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unclegarou · 3 years

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🎀 Have you made any friends since starting this blog? Can you tell us about them

if i forgot someone i’m deleting this whole post and starting over..😐

in no particular order

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@hiro-gari - so sweet and precious. makes my heart jump every time we interact. rlly, i feel comfortable talking to them and our love for Garou is endless. 💞

@frimpfuck - has no problem saying what’s on her mind and is always typing in caps but that’s what makes her easy to talk to. very supportive and funny as well ! 😊

@sneck-lemonade - appears to be a bully 🙄 but is actually really caring and nice. we share lots of laughs together and i know i can talk to them about anything.

@peachesncreampies - i think peaches was the first person to interact with me off anon and start a opm blog! they definitely hold a special place in my heart and will forever be a friend of mine ❤️❤️

@hanii-rose - soo talented 🤭 i know you guys have seen her artwork and writings. pls, is there anything she can't do?? i’m jealous but also very grateful to have her as a friend!

@anthoosies - we def share the same braincell. from our very first conversation i just knew we would get along 😭 she’s someone you can easily vibe with! also my fav blog at the moment

@decayz - idk how but Scar is able to post so many wonderful headcanons for so many different fandoms all at once. every week there’s a new anime added to their list. 😳 if that’s not talent idk what is.

@freedomaboveallelse - the kindest person you’ll ever meet. if you’re feeling stressed and just need someone who is understanding and a good listener, they’re the person to go to. srsly

@sweetnxthingzart - we're always on the same page. it’s like she reads my mind. 😶 i have this strong feeling that if we ever met in real life, we would be best friends lmao

@melpomenismask - omgg i don’t think there’s ever been a moment where i didn’t laugh while talking to her 😂 we both hate amai so that’s a bonus. and she also writes garou really well and in character so....what more could I ask for????

also, my lovely anons 💚, 🐈‍⬛, and game anon !

there’s plenty more people i’ve interacted with once before and even though i don’t know them personally, this blog would be nothing without them ❤️😊

#thank you for asking anon ❤️❤️#mutuals 💕

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bluewinnerangel · 3 years

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wait wait if we're gonna share our experience w/ their music I wanna too!! (if thats ok)

so when i first came i didnt knew shit no srsly I mean i didnt know larries were a thing, and the only thing I had ever heard abt one direction was that they had broken up in 2016, and I heard abt that in 2016, like i didnt know squat, (didnt even know the names of the ppl in 1d.....)

so last yr quarantine rolls around, one of my friends who rrly likes harry's music (and has a similar taste in music to me) suggested Sweet Creature to me and I was like oh ok

I ended up listening to the entire album + fine line, note: at this point still had no idea about the existence of larry and the only thing I knew about harry was that he used to be in one d, that's it, i wasn't familiar w/ his womaniser image or him so I like knew jackshit abt him BUT after listening to his discography and I betchu I can pull up the texts between me nd my friend I remembering saying to her that he must have been in a long term relationship with a quite a few hardships and she was like ??? AND I WAS LIKE IT SOUNDS LIKE HES BEEN WITH SOMEONE FOR LIKE AT LEAST WE'RE TALKING MINIMUM 5 YEARS, DEFS MORE HONESTLY AND I SAID THIS THINKING THERE IS NO WAY I AM WRONG, I WAS SO CONFIDENT AFTER LISTENING TO HIS MUSIC I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I WAS AND LIKE IEHFIUEWFH NOW HERE I AM A LARRY LMAO

I'm answering post- 22th of August 2014 WWA Houston breakdown so ig links to the other shares because boy BOY WHAT A SCROLL. Anyway I DEEPLY ENJOYED THIS THANKS FOR SHARING ALSKDJASKLJD I COULDNT AGREE MORE YES YES YES. It's funny your friend then went ??? lol IT'S RIGHT THERE CANT YOU SEEEEE

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taetaespeaches · 3 years

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I thank God that this white hair hobi is now forever registered in music video form, i am honestly very thankful, red was my fav but..... damn my lord, white hair hobi gets me going, and short hair, in the unboxing video they said hobi was kind of afraid of short hair that's why he always had it quite long but, babe!!! MY LORD you look yummy, bless u

ALSO, speaking of hair i want to say something, i know everyone was 'wow long hair jungkook', and me too of course i'm only human, but this short black emo hair jungkook i'm-

i am in love, i am SO real when i say is my favourite on him, i feel like THAT'S HIM that's fucking jungkook in all his glory with his fake/nonfake piercing and tattoos and fucking attitude, i'm sold boy, take me and do your worst

ALSO LOOK AT YOU MANIFESTING STUFF i srsly gasped when i saw him in front of the washing machines, then the peaches i'm like wHat!

and this past month has been me thinking "yoongi is so sexy" that's it, blonde yoongi and now sort of blue/gray ish yoongi, YES SIR, and i feel like i've seen him more happy? i don't know, look its been just a year and a half of me becoming an army, and i know yoongi is not the cold serious person that he appears and everyone reads, but if i compare old videos to last year videos and then to this year videos, i feel the difference, i see him so happy and more free somehow, i mean the honey boy has been glowing with success after success and it shows, sweet sweet amazing sexy boy i lovE him and i'm whipped

Liv, you did the bra thing and i died, i love everything but the most precious thing was nervous hoseok, like he didn't really say much and i could feel him lmao, Petal is my rock, Petal is love, Petal is badass, come at her Namjoon, if you dare!!!!!

I havent write you a bible in a while, and not a lot happened except that i am becoming more adult, it's annoying, long story short i had to get into a treatment with birth control pills bc my period was like 'NAH, i ain't going down' for almost 4 months and i got hella scared (haha it wasn't even funny the state i was in bc of stress), got blood tested for a million things and turns out only one hormone was the problem so... adulting is HARD, i mean i am thankfull it was only that, but here's a tip, DON'T EVER GOOGLE YOUR SYMPTOMS! that shit says you'll die in 3 days ! But we're okay, a little more poor but we're safe and sound enjoying namjoon's huge arms and pecks :)

and last but not least, slowly but surely i'm gonna start using my other tumblr, and will try my best to make gifs and edits again, OH how i miss my one and only boyfriend *photoshop*, so, someday i will stop sending asks from stainofpaint and annoy you from, *drumroll*: @princehoseok -that's right my lord got his title with me

so that's all for now, i'm at my work and i'm bored as hell but also sleepy, i'm eating breakfast praying the phone doesn't ring

i love you liiiiiiiiiiv, you're a dancing queen btw!!! ♥

HOBI'S HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! I love the short white hair, like it's hoseok, he looks amazing with any hair but THIS is a fucking look for him. And I have to say, I definitely adore Jungkook's short hair. I was a long hair enthusiast but this short black hair on him is AMAZING!!!!

Lmao I really have been manifesting stuff like wtf?! It's kind of freaking me out hahahaha

I agree, I think yoongi is looking a lot more carefree and happy and I think it's because of his shoulder honestly. I just think not being in pain 24/7 has lifted a weight and he's just like fucking vibing and feeling good now. I LOVE to see it!!!! He was honestly glowing in both the butter and ptd mvs. I just love to see honey boy honey boying.

Ahahaha I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!!! Petal is THAT bitch and we will not be debating that. She's the queen. Period.

Oh gosh that sounds very scary and completely unpleasant :( I'm really happy you got it all figured out!! And that it's not as bad as google made it seem it could be lol. In my case with my diabetes, google was correct :/ lmaoooo

Omg yay that's so exciting!!! I can't wait to see all your gifs and edits!!! It'll be super nice for you to have that creative outlet again! and oof I love that url!

I hope work went on without any phone calls lol. Love you Lyd!! And oh goodness I suppose I am hahaha (that doesn't mean it's good I just.. move lol)

#stainofpaint #asks #ahhhh the return of the massive asks :( i love it #i'm happy your health stuff is better now #experiencing symptoms is just so scary so i'm glad the stress is lessened now #lydia🤟

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schaefferisqueen · 4 years

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Starship Song Ranking

ughhhh so so little songs why that makes it harderrrrrrr. okay so it was kinda easy but rlly depressing cuz I love most of these song and I didn't want to but I had to oops. also I didnt include beauty reprise cuz it not on soundtrack (if I had it would be last btw) BUT OMG THE PUPPETRY AND THE ACTING AAAAHHH AND THE SONGS DARREN KILLED ITTTTTT

9. Beauty (ok I know this is unpopular but lets be real its pretty on point for me lmao; dont get me wrong I love brant he's amazing and his voice is great I just dont like this song it kinda awk and I just never really vibe with it)

8. Get Back Up (WWOOO YA LAUREN ok so this song is great I just,,,, like others more I also dont vibe with it that much oh well; also joes up voice is so fuckign funny and perfect for the character also Lauren accent is great I love taz and the DANCING omfg dancing I dieeeeeee and Joe m and Julia as krayonder and specs is so good like hell ya love them)

7. Kick it Up a Notch Reprise (hELL YA GO BRIANNNNNNN king kills it I love him YA IM SMOKIN POT lmaoooooooooo the line kills me every time and this would have been higher but um,,,, its not soooooooooo oh well it so funny and the vfx in the recording are so dumb but make it so fucking funny and junior just flat out murdering every bug he sees RIP Buggette)

6. Life (HELL YA JOEY GO JOEY he kills this entire fucking show like wtf he's puppeteering, playing the lead, acting, and singing for like 3 hrs straight so fucking impressive go OFF king also I love this song and how they incorporate it into Kick it Up it such a great sweet sad song aahhh I stan)

5. Hideous Creatures (hOly shit I LOVE this song I dont know why so many people including the starkids hate it I think its amazing such a bop and so catchy and you can here who is singing what part which I love trying to pick apart aaaahhhh it so good FIGHT ME I DARE YOUUUUUUUU)

4. I Wanna Be (aaaaa this is amazing opening number like it sets up the show so well and shows off the puppeteering skills of everyone and how practiced and rehearsed they are and I love and Joey and Brant slay the song they are so good and have so much talent and I love listening to this song I also love how they put it in homecoming it was so funny and iconic and joey messing up was funny but great and amazing and aaa I can't wait to rank hoco anyways everyone is so good in this and the harmonies and the jokes and brant being like YOU IDIOT lmaoooo I love this song)

3. Status Quo (hELL YAAAAAA GO JOEYYYYYY this song slays so hard and Mariah and Alex singing at hoco broke me I cant ANYWAYS I love this song and it so good and I love the fucking message kill the status quo it is toxic and complete SHIT omfg I hate cliques and status quo and it go DIE not jeez anyways kudos to Darren for writing a bop with an amazing message he so good at that ahujfkhsdfjk)

2. The Way I Do (ok I love this song especially the apocalyptour version but I sadly tend to forget that this is not just Dylan and Meredith killing it but Denise and joey are killing it tioooooo also joey’s lines in this song are so deep if you think abt it cuz he is directly contradicting what legit everyone else in the song is saying about knowing each other deep down and he's trying to admit to Denise that he's a bug but she so sweet and naive that she doesn't let him tell her and then the consequences later in the show aaaaaa I love it im sry I think abt this a lot and I always listen closer to joeys lines ANYWAYS great song makes me think deep thoughts all 4 kill it there u go)

1. Kick it Up a Notch (aAAAAAAAAA THIS FUCKING SONGGGGGGGGGG if u know me at all u know I am obsessed with this song and I may or may not have kinda sorta tried to record myself doing all the parts before and ya this song SLAPSSSSS so fucking hard like GO DYLAN WOOOOOO nD THEN BRIAN AND JAIME AND JIM WOOOOOOO THE SLAYYYYYYYYYY also Joey hell ya go joey but srsly I love this song it amazing and the harmonies and the vocals and everyone just all around killing a 7 min song is so iconic and I cant also this is one of the first songs that made me realize no matter what ensemble song jaime is in you can always hear her no matter what like im not kidding listen to any ensemble song jaime is in especially in homecoming lmao and you can hear her over everyone and I am here for it I love her my queeeeeeennnnnnn she slays ANYWASY ya this is Dylan ultimate villain song I love it this song is also the reason that Dylan jaime and brolden dominate rogues medley lmao)

OOOOOKKKK so that was long af (dont worry the one imma do for sk homecoming is longer) anyways thx for reading if u did! dm me or reblog or comment or smtg to let me know what you think! I enjoy doing these and reading ppl responses it is funnnnnn

thank you glorious human beings for reading the whole fucking thing u absolute angels! good news, avps, mamd, avpm and others are already ranked! just waiting to me to add commentary lmao

<3, alimay

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weeb-writings · 4 years

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alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases

a certain groupchat im in with so many beautiful people has brought this idea to my attention. most definitely something i canon abt the two siblings now, i totally see it.

special thanks to: @sarido275 for this idea!! i love this so much and i hope this meets your expectations-

warnings: swearing, a fight btwn siblings, also this is relatively long for a hc so brace yourself

genre: crack, fluff, angst? if you squint-

synopsis: lev’s (gorgeoues, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute) sister, alisa, teaches lev russian phrases... except its all backwards...

i used a couple websites: a b

a/n: im writing a longer oneshot (haechan x reader) so this is something ive been working on, on the side. i hope you like whatever the frick frack this is-

if you have any requests, shoot them in my dms or ask box! if you have any constructive criticism, let me know what i can fix and how! thank you uwu

*breathes* okay, this is straight up crack, like

i literally see this happening btwn the two siblings, where lev’s sister alisa ends up teaching lev russian phrases with the incorrect translations

she’s such a sweetie pie i dont see her intentionally teaching lev the incorrect translations for stuff- so yes,

with the power of google and tumblr i present to you: lev walking around like an idiot :) (i love him v much tho and hes baby all the way)

okay lets start with the “basics”

first off is хуй (pronounced: hooy), and it means dick

omg i what am i writing

okay so like, yaku probably does something nice for alisa (meaning he puts lev in check bc lev is stoopid)

and alisa decides to thank him like “you have such a big hooy yaku~~”

and everyone on nekomas vbc team looks at the two siblings like ????? what did she just say

and lev looks at her and she goes “hooy means heart!!”

omfg not only lev, but all of nekoma is using this word now and its so bad bc they all say it so confidently whose gonna tell them-

and like, whenever someone does anything remotely nice lev will tell them that they “have such a big hooy” and that they are so kind and that he appreciates them

which ultimately, this term rubs off on karasuno and fukorodani (specifically hinata and bokuto)

quite literally a term that spreads like wildfire and they all use it so mindlessly eye-

okay, next term: Трахни тебя (pronounced: poshyol ty), and it means: fuck you (omg i hate writing swears bc lev is involved and he is BABY I CANNOT-)

okay but alisa and lev are most likely parting ways early in the morning, and he is going to a summer week camp for vb practice (w the boys ayyy) omg i hate myself so much

but like, she probably wants to say something along the lines of “i love you” but she ends up saying fuck you (dw, i checked and its the aggresive kind, no not the kinky aggresive just straight up like a screw you) pls i hate that im making this more awkward by the second

okay but like, hes probably leaving in the morning and shes like “poshyol ty” and he kind turns back, confused look on his face

and hes like “whats that mean????” and shes like, with a bright smile, “it means I LOVE YOU” and he repeats it a few times

and this poor bby uses this ALL the mcfreaking time now

yaku is abt to kick him? “pls stop poshyol ty”

kuroo wants to give him shit for sucking at blocking? “im sorry but dont forget poshyol ty”

omg KENMA WHEN HES MAD “kenma im so sorry youre the best pls poshyol ty”

so it probably circulates around the team, and by now all of the nekoma vbc are using this on one another ALL the time

again, its something picked up by other teams

i.e: bokuto to akaashi, hinata to kags, and it even reaches oikawa, who uses it on iwa, satori to ushijima (bye these r ships)

but finally, poor alisa thought that by saying Отыебис от меныа (pronounced: otyebis ot menya) she was saying “your presence is nice” but in reality she was saying “get the fuck away from me”

omg pls this is so terrible someone tell her-

but like anyways, when she says it so him, its when hes upset bc the whole team is upset at him bc he almost made the team lose

aka putting them at risk for his shitty blocking skills

and hes like “no one likes me, no one wants to be around me”

and alisa is like: “hey, otyebis ot menya, and if its from me, they even appreciate you too :)”

and he asks her to explain the meaning to him and shes like “it means i appreciate your presence”

and so he cheers up, and goes to practice the next day

and he apologises to everyone and then goes, “as much as i suck otyebis ot menya”

like ????? and everyone appreciates it!! like >.< omg i hate this

but in general, another phrase that spreads like wildfire!!

at this point, everyone thinks hes a sweetheart (and dumbass) whos using loving terms with his team and friends!!

now, onto the “swear words”

which, in reality, are words/phrases with positive meanings :(

ah i really hope someone tells everyone wassup w these terms

but, lets start w this beautiful term: Я верю в тебя (pronounced: ya veryu v tebya)

this means: i believe in you (and reader, i believe in you, you can do anything you put your mind as long as it doesnt harm you or anyone)

but anyways, this is probably a term that slips out during a fight btwn the two siblings

is it weird that i cant imagine them fighting often, or at all-

okay anyways, back to the hc

theyre probably fighting about how lev left his dirty laundry in the br after the shower, or how he left his dishes on the dining table and how he isnt necessarily cleaning up after himself

and shes tired of it, so she starts yelling at him

and shes like “oh my god! youre so useless! veryu v tebya”

and he kinda stops saying anything back and stares at her c o n f u s e d

and shes like ?? whatre you looking so lost for

and hes like, what does that mean

and shes like, it means that you arent capable of anything.

so this poor boy thinks that the term “i believe in you” now means “you arent capable of anything”

when kenma, kuroo, and yaku treat him a little meaner on a bad day, he’ll be sure to mumble it under his breathe

when he blocks hinata’s spike, hes sure to yell it out proudly, and everyone kinda is like ????

and so he explains what it means, and

hinata isnt phased by the fact that lev just called him incapable bc poor bby got to learn another russian phrase

and then kenma puts two and two together and realizes what levs been calling him

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert a mad kuroo*

*insert a mad yaku*

okay but srsly the whole nekoma vbc starts using this term to clown lev when he messes up!!

in reality, everyones the clown bc theyre using the wrong term altogether

another term lev would learn from alisa, would be Мой милый ангел (pronounced: moy miliy angel)

and what alisa thinks it means is : you are not an angel/youre a fallen angel/youre the devil

bc like some languages dont have a term for something, so they use another term and then the word not in front of it, so alisa assumes thats what it is

so she just assumes this word is something to call someone a devil or basically imply theyre a bad person

this term slips out from alisa, when someone says a comment about lev during a game,

ooooo lets say the nekoma vs. nohebi game to make it to nationals

and someone says something along the lines of lev being a terrible blocker

from across the court

and out of nowhere

alisa is like “hes better than you! moy miliy angel”

poor bby thought she was defending her brother

okay she was but still-

you know what i mean

but anyways, everyone looks at her

and she just shrugs it off bc she doesnt owe anyone an explanation

but after the game, yaku’s younger sister brings it up in front of them

and she explains to everyone that it means a devil

and theyre all like ??

alisa saying something mean- this is new

but in her defense it was bc she was standing up for her brother

as she should-

but on a real note, lev adopts this term to roast people during plays and makes them confused hehehe their faces r funny bc they get so lost and bam nekoma scores

a term that kageyama adopts

he expands his vocab when hes mad at hinata from boke, to boke and moy miliy angel

tanaka probably uses this term on people who piss him off

imagine him saying it w his buddha face LMAO

but lastly, a term that lev would learn from alisa is Радость моя

this term is pronounced as radost moya

it means “my joy”

so, when alisa is stressing over something (maybe hw, maybe over the fact that lev keeps making a fool of himself in front of yakus sister)

she’s like muttering under her breath,

“this is gonna be the death of me, ugh why is this radost moya“

like LMAO she thinks this term means terrible, or my bad luck

no sweetie its the opposite

its just so funny, lev hears her and she explains the term

so he begins to use it all the time

and i mean ALL THE TIME

when he cant block? radost moya. when someone reminds him that he isnt the ace? radost moya.

so, when bokuto is in emo mode, lev is like radost moya, its just bl (ha if your mind went to boy-) bad luck

and bokuto is immediately out of his emo mode bc he is LEARNING a new term from his fave russian teacher uwu

but again, a term that spreads like wild fire

this is what kags calls hinata, iwa to oikawa, and semi to shirabu

overall, alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases, is lev teaching the whole of anyone who plays volleyball ever incorrect russian phrases

these humans look like straight up clowns

i CaNnOt emphasize how dumb they look-

basically just becomes a crack fest

bonus (kinda-):

lev, kenma, kuroo, tsuki, kags, akaashi, bokuto, yams, and yaku all went to the fish market one day

they all witness kuroo, bokuto, lev and hinata do something stupid with their shared one brain cell

so, naturally, the others flame them in russian

and someone nearby is like

“aww its so sweet you believe them,, your friendship is so cute“

queue the whole crew (ugh i hate that term but its better than squad) turning to look towards lev

and BAM they all start asking this random person for translations on stuff

they all look so shocked and mad and sad

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert tsuki mocking everyone*

just funNy stuff hahahaha

okay imma head out bc wtf did i just write-

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evergreen-dryad · 4 years

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thoughts about spook 65

...Although, it’s more like a stream of consciousness commentary. I try and fail not to make this too long as usual, so warning long post ahead.

Summary: Aidairo leaves us on that cliffhanger by giving us a break with tension-breaker Kou with his caring friends, more Mitsukou, and then dun dun dun they encounter a Wild Comic Relief of Universal Proportions Natsuhiko (poor fish and tarantula I hope they got back safe) and apparently Natsuhiko wants to capture No.6 like he’s the rarest pokemon of all and might have the secret key to the immortality fountain?? Will we ever know more about these mysterious man stay tuned next month. And oh yeah also No.6 always wanted to throw Aoi into the hole to rot away because he’s also a necromancer. Just great and swell here folks, don’t know how Nene and Akane are faring ~

whaaww Kou’s feeling really overwhelmed I mean this is a lot for like what a 13 year old boy

LMAO IS HE WIPING THE MOKKE OR DID HE READY A KERCHIEF FOR NENE

‘Teru-nii hasn’t been home recently’ -- hmmmmm? What’s he up to? Is he out on a journey to exorcise bigger fish out there?

...Or it could be just a field trip lmao

lol. out of context -- 👀

(I love that white-black juxtaposition between the two of them)

AWW WHAT GOOD BOIS

KOU HAS SUCH GOOD FRIENDS I’M MELTING HEREEEEE

ahahahahaha ofc Satou sugarboy here has his priorities right. ‘Get sweet drinks and sweets for us you simp’

awwww

I love it, we’re getting outside perspective from the supportive side characters. It’s the Arc for no1 Supportive Side Character Ao-chan after all!

ooooooohhhhh Satou’s the observant one here. Starting to love him now~

what a cheerful sandboy Yokoo is holding that carrot

oyo it’s Mitsuba but I’m just distracted wondering if those plants on the left side are mimosa plants, le touch-me-not

LMAO

MITSUBA YOU NEVER HOLD BACK

omg you just popped right outta the mirror like that. I would have screamed and flung my hands everywhere. Kou you have nerves of steel or in this case your brain is a steelwool scrubber right now

Yeah man that’s his job your man’s a ghost in case you forgot

AWW HE’S ALSO CONCERNED

MITSUBA DOING THE BLESSED WORK AROUND HERE HE JUST OUTRIGHT ASKED KOU WHAT’S UP

LMAO KOU

It is unbelievable to him since Mitsuba has always been such a prickly tsun before he’s probably never shown much common decency let alone common friend interaction like showing concern esp since Kou to him is a blokehead

Awww, Kou

(oh? oh? what was his wish again exactly, to be friends or for him to be human somehow?

and lmao Kou is going doki-doki when Mitsuba for the first time ever asks if he’s okay)

Aww, Mitsuba misses his Daikon-senpai, this is too cute guys I--

Nene your fantasy came true Mitsuba’s looking for you like a lost puppy

LMAO HANAKO IS THE BAD FRIEND IM SCREMINH BUT KOU HONEY YOU’RE RIGHT HE FIGHTS BEATS STABS PEOPLE UP AND INTRODUCES YOU TO PORN AND EVEN GOES YANDERE FOR AN ARC

really. why am I so intrigued Teru is gone. Where did he go. There must be a story somewhere.

oh whoa there goes Kou acting all otome ML again (callback to Hanako wanting Nene’s wish to come true too with the shoulder-clutching?)

HAHAHAHA YEAH HE DIDN’T LISTEN AT ALL. THIS SIMP. YOUR BI HIMBO. YOUR MORON.

Mitsuba’s face is sending me I swear

Yes Mitsuba he deserves that kick to the arse. Teach him to listen to you

There we go again~~ *Kou otome ML move count: 2*

A scream??? COULD IT BE---

BUGS AND TRASH PLS PLS BE OKAY

wow Mitsuba just suited up. our two superheroes on the move

AAAAAAAAAA

IT’S A FISH???? WHOSE LEGS ARE THOU TOO LONG?? DON’T TELL ME IT’S NATSUHIKO

also lmao these phat daikon arms. And these rando fish are all so cute. Look at this guy on the right. So smooth and chill like a seal

Ya jeez more and more apparitions are showing up y’all it’s becoming a yokai manga (I’m not complaining I love them all.)

Oh that dramatic foot in a spotlight, Natsuhiko you dramatic hoe, it’s you I’d know you anywhere (jokes aside I saw that Sailor Moon edit of him so)

HAHAH THE FISH LOOKS SO HAPPY. PEAK COMEDY THAT FOOT SILENTLY SLIPPING OUT OF SIGHT I--

HONESTLY HOW DOES NATSUHIKO KEEP GETTING INTO THESE SITUATIONS

Good shonen boy Kou finally jumping into action to the rescue, because god knows without Hanako around there’s no one to do the saving of damsels in distress around here

‘I want to join too’ -- AWWW LOL THIS IS SO CUTE

and off they go bullying a fish like it’s a game, so sad I liked that whalefrogfish

is it ded. rip.

oh wow Natsu you kissed fish gullet, look how red your face is wow. Also you really shouldn’t think that you’re too funny to let die. You survived being thrown into Nowhere, you’ll survive fish llke Jonah did. But fr did Sakura throw you into a fish trash pit or smth

LOL OH YEAH KOU DOESN’T KNOW AND YEAH HE IS THE NO1 AIRHEAD FOR MITSUBA NOT KOU LOL

OHMYGOD HE DID A DRAMATIC SELF-INTRODUCTION WITH THE FLASH STEP AND ALL I LOVE U YOU DORK. YOU HUGE SHONEN DORK OF INDESTRUSCTIBLE COMIC RELIEF PROPORTIONS

ohmygod he called himself an Onii-san. He wants Kou to call him Onii-san. I am crying. Teru come back your lil bro’s being propositioned (w hA T a tiME for YoU TO Be GonE eH)

HAHAH THAT IDOL POSE. NO WONDER SAILOR MOON I AM DECEASED

KOU BABY IS SUSPICIOUS IM CRYING YES AS YOU SHOULD BE HUN (that font is just perfect *chef’s kiss*)

Natsuhiko just awkwardly perched there in the background

Touchy touchy LOL MITSUBA YOU SAID WHAT I THOUGHT

and yikes Natsuhiko’s pulling the same moves as Nene to gain kouhais lolol, aaah I’m starting to see similarities between them

HAHAH OMG *Kou otome ML move count: 3*

ooh what a shady guy. Natsu what do u know tell us tell us tell us

omg y u like this. whY do you sound so threatening now. I take it back you’re not harmless

W H A T

Natsuhiko do you mean to tell me you’re immortal????? Is that why you survive all these ridiculous levels of eldritch horror????

Fml he really looks like a vampire in that lighting. Esp since I can like see all his individual teeth what on earth is this level of detail Aidairo for once Natsuhiko looks like the cool mysterious guy he was meant to be

Just realised he has like a dyed hair thing going on kinda like Tsuchigomori. Don’t tell me. Natsuhiko are you Tsuchigomori’s secret love child.

‘There’s a bad energy coming from here’ --- pFFFT. He sounds like he’s trying to be a fengshui expert now. A conman

hmmmm??? Oh that wasn’t a phone?? what is that it’s an onsen...?

wait that is probably a phone nvm. I’m just jumping at every little detail like 👀

so huh I’m assuming Tsukasa can’t handle no6 on his own either, so....or possibly Natsuhiko is acting on his own??

Ooh cool blankets, everyone has different flowers!! (*squints* no stop you can’t go looking for flower meanings everywhere)

And yes that’s a phone. Naatsuhiko just canonically has an onsen symbol phonecase just to show he’s a Chill Bro

lol Mitsuba i don’t think you need to worry you’re not a whole soul anymore

D’AWWWW LOOK AT ALL THOSE LITTLE CUTIES (sheep, elephant, bunnies (multiple), rubber duckling)

You. Natsuhiko. You’re the one most like a cat.

omg what a braggart. what a chest-thumping man u are Natsu-senpai

OMG KOU NOOO WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS HE TAMED YOU ANYWAY

hahahahha I’m crying. Even Natsuhiko’s conscience is touched by Kou’s trusting naivete I can’t

oh my god. but thank god Teru-nii still comes first he still hasn’t completely seduced you over to the dark side just yet

awwww, Kou. Awww. He really, really wants to do his best to save them all. I--

Aw yay Natsu is touched to the point he’ll help!! Hopefully he wasn’t lying!! I hope there isn’t a sacrifice involved-

oh???

Onix (srsly I really love all the lotuses everywhere. really going Buddhist symbology there)

look at dat foot. it go.

oh!! we’re fresh at the battlescene!!

!!!!!!

IT’S ALIVEEEE

I guess these guys are too useful to let rot in the trashpit eh

?? For one moment I thought we were looking down into the trashpit at our missing 4 lmao. But why. No 6 you’re coming off as ...naturally innocent??? Dang. Let this cutie rest

I’m genuinely curious how on earth this no 6 is not a god on his own. (It’s funny to me that I’m coincidentally writing about a god like this as well at the same time.) How does he rank equal to the others. How is Hanako even his boss have they ever met before I demand a full show of Hanako’s powers one day. We’re not even sure what his boundary is. Or is it that he only has the power of life and death on those in his boundary?

(edit: just realised that if Tsukasa is behind Natsuhiko then no6 is basically Tsukasa’s dream power - necromancy. He could build all the Frankensteins his little heart ever wanted)

oof there go the minions. I love how they have little buds on their heads. Every minion of his is ‘living’! And they’re like the first with individuality I’ve seen...?

oh he thinks Aoi did this purposely? Pfft she got dragged in there

juijuirjfuerjcjkekerjckdediejdiedmwec. I am so worried. But fr this one panel of Aoi is so beautiful.

Huh the hole is a starburst shape? 6 points hmm --oh wait im dumb it’s closing up oh no

LOL KEIKAKU DOORI

But shiet really how did he see to that. By giving her power over those specific bugs?? Planting info of that hole in her?

IM SCREAMING THAT’S THE END OF IT THAT’S IT TILL NEXT MONTH

#jibaku shounen hanako kun #jshk #jshk manga #jshk spoilers #jshk 65 #tbhk #mostly #hyuuga natsuhiko #minamoto kou #mitsuba sousuke #shinigami jshk

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messmertheimpaler · 5 years

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💍🤕🎁💗 for eris & thomas!!

thank you for my life!!!!

ERIS

💍 Does your OC have a specific item that is priceless to them but may (or may not) be completely worthless to someone else? Is there a story behind this item or is it just because they like it so much?

A corrupted bone charm her mother gave to her hfjklfjf she’s never shown it to anyone for the big fear of being turned in to the overseers for heresy. Teague does know about it but he doesn’t care too much for it. Her mother gave it to her before she got captured and told her to hold on to it and to think of her when she looked at it. It’s the only thing she has of her mother and even when she had no money, she refused to sell it for money.

🤕 What is the worst injury your OC has ever suffered? Do they have any scars or lasting physical reminders of it? Do they get sick often or have any lasting medical conditions?

There was one time she broke her wrist when she tried to climb the roof of her house way back then. Adrian got mad at her after like it wasn’t his fault that she was trying to get on the roof because he dared her. Eris rarely gets sick but when she does, she’s bedridden for weeks.

🎁 What would be the perfect gift to buy your OC? What would be the worst gift? Are they themselves any good at gifting things or are they really indescisive? How do they wrap their presents?

Perfume lmao she loves smelling good or if she smells clients who smell nice she’ll cling to them for hours. The worst thing to get her would be .... nothing she loves being spoiled, she just prefers perfume more than getting clothes. I think she’s.... okay at getting presents. Like, if it’s someone’s birthday, she gets the very thing they would definitely love/appreciate, but if it’s like getting a present for no reason, she’d get them like,,, socks or s/t. Eris doesn’t like to wrap gifts, she just hands them their gift like “here you go!!! :)”

💗 Relationships? Who are their friends, their family relations, lover(s), foes? What sort of personalities really tick them off and what others do they like? Is there anything that’d ruin a friendship for them?

Her friend would be @roberthouses oc miss Lulu!! They got on well when they first met and they’re both clowns for two particular men that they both know about and make fun of each other for it,,, she’s got more regular clients than friends, they’re mostly on good terms with her. But she does have like a funny friendship with Treavor where they just give each other backhanded compliments constantly lmfao. Teague is the big clown she’s head over heels for if... u know what i mean :0) It’s awkward at first but they begin to open up to each other in more ways than one!!! okay but srsly they have their good moments and bad but they sort of suck at communicating but they always find their way back to each other :^) her other “lover” would be Corvo but that’s an au where things Work Out you feel me? Eris has her older brother Adrian who’s a whaler and doesn’t know that he’s alive in dumbwall... then there’s Clara her younger sister who she takes care of and the big reason she turned to working at the GC. The type of personalities that she doesn’t mesh well with are people like Treavor but she likes him in her own way, other than that, she hates snobby people.

THOMAS

Just his old wedding ring which he hasn’t thrown away. He meant to throw it out but then forgot and then found it at some point after waking up. He can’t bring himself to throw it away though.

🤕 What is the worst injury your OC has ever suffered? Do they have any scars or lasting physical reminders of it? Do they get sick often or have any lasting medical conditions?

He has a few scars on his chest and back from a primal behemoth. One almost killed him and it left him in bed for two weeks plus a lecture from ADA. He does have an aversion to plasma and hates it now.

🎁 What would be the perfect gift to buy your OC? What would be the worst gift? Are they themselves any good at gifting things or are they really indescisive? How do they wrap their presents?

Purpleberry bunches, babey!! He lives for that!!! He’s got a big sweet tooth, so anything like that and he’ll love it, especially when he’s mad/annoyed, he’ll happily accept it. Anything robot related, he’ll hate it. He’s slightly afraid of SAM, that’s how bad it is. He’s pretty good at giving gifts. Everyone on the ship goes to him any time they have a hard time thinking of gifts for everyone else. It’s a little tradition they all have of handing out gifts to each other. But then it turns into a thing that it’s pretty much Thomas giving presents which is what he wanted all along heuheuehuehe He takes gift wrapping very seriously and will take a day off to wrap presents.

His friends are all the people on the Unreliable, but he considers Parvati and Felix his closest friends, but he loves going out with Nyoka the most when he wants a day to relax. He didn’t like Max in the beginning but he’s grown to like him and likes to hang out with him on the ship just to talk about whatever Max wants. He’s got an on/off thing with Ellie that they both like and don’t take too seriously. Then obvi there’s the complicated thing he’s got with ADA that everyone on the ship knows about and thankfully no one judges him for it. Ellie understands it even more so when they start their not-relationship and never comments on it. Thomas hates people who talk to him like he’s a child like he doesn’t have a medical degree. As for anything that would ruin a friendship for him, there’s not much that would, Thomas is very easy going and accepts a lot of things from people.

#oc: eris #oc: thomas #oc talk #asks #roberthouses

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flying-elliska · 5 years

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Feelings (a lot of them) rn

- I’m kinda wrecked, and kind of in withdrawal, and kind of at peace, and kind of warm and fuzzy, and kind of frustrated, and kind of intrigued, and and and...it’s a lot lol. So about this last clip :

- I found Alexia’s fight with her idiot of a boyfriend kind of hilarious. Of course nobody should be pressured into a threesome they don’t want but it’s a way to turn the situation around. He’s expecting a threesome with a girl because she’s bisexual - but what about what she wants ? If he isn’t willing to try for her, then why should she be expected to just because of her sexuality ? Honestly she deserves better. I home Romain is a goner next week and we will see more of Alexia through Imane’s eyes. I love their friendship.

- I actually genuinely love Emma and Alex together, it’s the only Chriseva pairing I like, they have such a chaotic dumbass, bro-ey, disaster bi couple vibe and I love them and I hope they work out. The actors just have a lot of chemistry together, (much better than Emma and Yann) their insta stuff was hilarious

- Yann and Chloé...idk I feel neutral about them but they both deserve happiness, so I guess we’ll see. Might be a bit awkward if they want to do group dates lmao but then again it would be very funny to see Chloé’s gotten over Lucas and becomes part of their friend group because her character has always been much more likeable than other Emmas

- Basile and Daphné...idk I was warming up to Basile lately, maybe because his actor makes him so endearing. I wish they hadn’t gone so heavy on the gross humor in the beginning of the season. I feel like he’s just very socially inept, and has had bad role models, but he’s kind of sweet underneath too. It’s good he overcame his horndog nature and say what you will - he’s really really into Daphné, he’s always been supportive of her foyer efforts, he wants to be a better person for her, and after what happened with Charles, that’s good for her. I still hope she’ll end up with a girl, but this might be good for her for a while. It was a bit fast that she kissed him though, but they’re teenagers and she’s been really wanting a relationship for a while, so. And tbh Magnus and even him always gave me this strong adhd vibe, in which saying dumb shit and not understanding social cues and always kind of being ‘out there’ is a big thing, so i find it hard to hate him too much. I just wish they spent less time on him, it annoyed me so many times that we were seeing him instead of other characters so... But here it was mostly cute. I guess.

- I need a specific post for Elu feelings srsly this is already too long

- Cake guy and Maria look happy and disgusting, good for them

- Imaaane ! One think I love is as soon as a character becomes main they’re suddenly so well dressed lol. I wasn’t fond of some earlier styles for her but here ? Wow, she looked so regal. And obviously disconnected, and apart from the rest, and now I want to know more. Assa’s gaze was so expressive. Brilliant passing of the torch. I am also very happy to see more of the girl squad again. They all rocked this season.

#skam france

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magical-xirl-4 · 5 years

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Welp, time to watch Puppeteer 2. I feel prepared to get clowned 🤡

Thoughts:

asjdha it’s only two minutes in why am I already getting embarrassed (I think cause I know what’s coming...). Seriously Manon’s just saying how Mari’s got so many Adrien pics, while in the car with Adrien and I’m... ughhh. Plus Nino keeps on saying stuff he’s not supposed to AGH

NINO PLEASE-

“Marinette... doesn’t want to be alone with me? :(” Hmm...

Poor Mari... she’s actually being pressured into this

..... Thomas Astruc head...... hnngg

pHew, at least things were cleared up between Adrien and her quickly

oh nvm

JESUS CHRIST PLAGG IM SCARED NOW

Aw... man, I’m kinda glad that they showed Alya looking on at the figure of Lady Wifi sadly, and Nino and her talking about it... it just shows how civilians think of their akumatized selves (then Nino’s gotta be all cute about it ahhh!)

OMG HE TICKLED HER WHY IS DJWIFI SO CUTE

Poor Manon... srsly Hawky why do you keep akumatizing children? (then again, Puppeteer WAS an effective villain in S1...)

Adrien’s determination to make Marinette feel better, because, and I quote, “(She’s) really important to me.” is... really sweet.

OH FUCK THE SCENE’S HERE

Sksks.... ok, it’s kind of funny, ngl. He twitched though and I was like “Ha... it’s getting to him.”

OH. But now she’s wrapping her arms around him..... yikes.....

THIS BINCH KISSED HIMSIDHA

“eternity’s a bit long, isn’t it?” AHH ADRIEN WHY. “It was just a joke...” NOOO, YOU MESSED UP.

“It’s not funny, at all!” bby noooo :’(

Now they both feel bad and embarrassed UGH

“Were you serious about what you said to statue me?” “ME, serious? AHAHA, I’m the Queen of jokes!!” You can see the pain in her eyes.

“hAWkmoTH?!”

OOF, adrinette. OOF, ladrien.

lmao, they go to the same elevator to transform.

Ooh, I like how the akuma’s/wax figures are creepy.

“The more complicated the situation, the more I find you attractive.” DAMN

Astruc Head has come back to haunt me

oh fuck oh fuck, ladybug, please, tHAT’S NOT CAT

He’s literally not saying anything, and the real Cat ALWAYS has to say something. Especially at the Lucky Charm! CMONNN

AAHHHAHA. wax Ladybug going to up to Cat slowly, and moving to kiss him. THAT MUSIC GOT ME HHH

“You’ve changed your perfume, m’lady-” OOOOH

And once again, the day is saved!!

Yeah... no more jokes pls, adrien.

“The girl... that you... love...” oh FOR FU-

#puppeteer 2 #miraculous ladybug #overall. it was a standard episode. was good

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loisfreakinglane · 5 years

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cordelia chase

i tried and failed to restrain myself

favorite thing about them

her character arc. fucking flawless every single step of the way. from bitchy rich mean girl to a full fledged selfless self sacrificing hero. my favorite fictional character of all time.

least favorite thing about them

she made some ridiculous aesthetic choices on angel. god help me she’s an amazingly beautiful woman at all times but some of those hair and makeup choices were not great bob. also she uses the r word at least once and i am very uncomfortable!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddddd……… okay. i think it was horribly ooc when cordelia got all heart eyes for lindsey mcdonalds performance at caritas. but i have to I HAVE TO sweep that aside as them pandering to christian kanes music career bc otherwise my eyes would roll so far back into my head i’d pass out. cordy is very often shallow which i love about her but THAT???? lmao that was weak, so very weak and if you disagree and think it was in character well i still hate it. (and i think gunn also said it was cool? which. BIGGER LMAO)

favorite line

god she has so many epic lines, can you really expect me to pick one?????? okay i’m gonna force myself to be restrained here and just pick the very first one that comes to mind

“Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing? […] This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice the world would be atheist like *that*.”

ALSO HONORARY MENTION that time she’s talking about airpockets being filled up inside her when she started doing good and being a good person in disharmony and it gets laughed off but i love it and i understand what she means so much and i’m so happy for her that she got to that point in her life

brOTP

buffy!!!! and also gunn and connor. buffy and cordy being so clearly paralleled with each other but their heroic journeys going at different speeds? the privileged popular girl past, the call to heroism (slayer, visions), the self sacrifice for the greater good, even the falling in love with a fellow soldier that ends in loving tragedy and sacrifice. they never got to be great friends, but they always understood each other on such a deep level. all their interactions were amazing and we deserved them becoming besties. AND GUNN!!! he and cordy were always harsh opposites but their friendship was endlessly fun and interesting and it’s disappointing they stopped getting duo time together. AND CONNOR. a controversial choice bc of season 4 events (and well. connor being a controversial character at all times). but they srsly had a really sweet friendship that could have been everything if cordelia hadn’t been so quickly snapped up by possession.

OTP

ANGEL ALWAYS!!!!!!! ETERNAL OTP!!!!!! but in another life, buffy or gunn. and in another OTHER life, maybe she and groo could have been a lot. he was very very sweet but she was in love with angel by the time he came back, and connors kidnapping and return rightly shifted all of her focus to angel (so it was bad timing even if she hadn’t been in love with him already) so they didn’t get a for real fair shot for me but it could have been good. but yeah honestly this answer is really just ANGEL with fifty million rows down these three other options. (or buffy/cordy/angel as an ot3 bc i have thoughts!!!!)

nOTP

i don’t know that i have hard and fast notps for her bc even her ships i’m not into were fine in their time? like cordy/xander ended on a good note for me (‘it looks good on you.’ ‘well duh!’) and cordy/doyle was onesided right up til he died so i never had to deal with what the reality of that being an actual relationship would have looked like and if i could have been into it. cordy/wesley was just funny all the way through to their botched and embarrassing kiss. i guess a lot of people would say cordy/connor here but….. that wasn’t cordelia. they kissed once while she had amnesia, but the relationship part was all jasmine possessing her and raping both of them SO. insert random guy who tried to take advantage of her and lure her to him for some nefarious scheme here

random headcanon

she’s still bouncing around doing shit for the powers that be but in a very different sort of way. maybe she travels across time and dimensions, maybe she helps guide other heroes. her story isn’t over, she’s just on a different path now, calling her to be an active participant in enacting good across different realms under the ptb’s purview

unpopular opinion

season 4 did not ruin cordelia. there’s some debate over when exactly she was possessed (i’m personally very certain on it being the instant she got her full memories back and saw the beasts eyes), but the important thing is that she spent almost the entirety of season 4 being possessed by another being who wanted to take over the world. so cordelia chase, the actual character herself, with memories fully intact and full knowledge over her person? was last seen definitively in the season 4 ep the house always wins, when we see her in the higher plane of existence manipulating the lotto machines. then she had amnesia, AND THEN she wasn’t cordelia anymore. then ofc real actual cordelia was back in season 5 for you’re welcome. ALSO!!!!!!!! cordelia was not ooc in season 3, nor do i believe that her forgiving angel for his s2 fuckery bc he bought her new clothes was ooc. the girl likes clothes! and sometimes big gestures actually work! for an actual ooc moment SEE ABOVE. cordelia’s character arc is a big part of what makes her a phenomenal character and absolutely one of the major standouts of the whole buffyverse. she’s not written completely differently on angel than she is on buffy, she just grows and changes like a normal person, and she gets more shit for it than anyone else with significant character arcs

song i associate with them

a delightful vid rec instead :) from @mercer-queen

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favorite picture of them

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True fact I love my Internet Family

@ourimpavidheroine - She’s my Internet Mom (and I’m her goth Internet Daughter lol). She writes Wuko fan fiction and is so talented and honestly freaking awesome. I love hearing her life stories (btw feel free to tell me more like literally anytime. PLS). If there were a Most Awesome Mom Award? I’d give it to her in a heartbeat.

@kylos-shredded-pajimmyjams - My Internet Twin and sister I never had?? Like srsly she’s formerly emo and I’m currently emo, we live in the same state, we often have the same taste and tend to like the same ships. She’s my fellow froggosaph lmao. (And srry that’s confusing without context fggfggfg but like yeah Brandi if you see this ily bich)

@captiancumfycactus - My?? Internet Son?? Like srsly I’ve basically adopted him lmao. He and I are in a lot of the same fandoms and AoT is what started our friendship. He’s a super understanding and supportive friend. But also?? He is smol and needs to be protected. (also many months or so ago I drew his icon pic hehe...ik I’m not the best artist but I did my best dfgfghg)

@elusive-lamb - Honestly such a wonderful and kind friend (and a fellow BB shipper ayyyyyy). She’s super easy to talk to and a freaking awesome, talented, and thoughtful person. And freaking hilarious? Also the freaking Meme Lord of all Meme Lords. AND SHE AGREES WITH ME THAT YANG’S FUTCH WHICH IS IMPORTANT. Anyway I srsly don’t deserve her as a friend like she’s the best.

@valkerymillenia - One of the first friends I ever made on this site, back in 2013-2014. Honestly words don’t do her justice cuz she’s so freaking awesome?? An actual goth goddess and fellow bi girl lol. We have similar taste in ships and aesthetics. I’m very thankful for all the advice she’s given me in the past. I rly look up to her and think of her as an older sister almost. (Srry Val idk if I told u that before but now you know xD Anyway ily <3)

@unprincessed - She and I have been friends for quite some time and I’ll always be grateful to her for so many things, like getting me into Kdramas and drawing me fan art. She’s a super sweet and thoughtful person, and such a talented artist whom I admire <3 (I’m glad we have similar tastes in ships btw xD)

@anjhelkenny - I consider them one of my closest online friends and they’re one of the few pple I can be completely myself around. Whenever I talk to them I have no filter (lmao) and we’re both super weird so I feel free and unafraid of being judged around them. They’re super honest and I appreciate that a lot about them. But also they’re a furry and anti-emo so :///

@illegalgreek - I met her thru Kit and I’m rly glad I did. Not to be nostalgic but ever since she and I started exchanging music I knew I would love being friends. She’s so chill, talented, and funny (like srsly so freaking funny hfhhfdf), and kinda like a super rad little sister lmao. I’m like the older Millenial Sibling hgghfgfdg. Anyway you’re super rad brah

@incredibly-unprofessional - EMMA. MY LOVE. She’s that friend I can be Super Gay with lmao and I love that she and I can connect over so many things like being bi/pan and loving musicals and anime. And she’s Scottish so that’s prettyyyyyyy radical my dude. (Srry for always making fun of your accent tho. Anyway when the freak is our wedding??) But srsly tho she’s so kind and sweet, also a super talented artist?? She goes to bat for her friends and is super passionate about everything. <3

#I HAVE A BUNCH OF ONLINE FRIENDS TBH BC I'VE BEEN HERE FOR SO LONG #LIKE....SINCE 2013 #BUT THESE R SOME OF MY CLOSEST ONLINE FRIENDS #AND I LOVE U ALL #SO I MADE AN APPRECIATION POST??#....yah #ourimpavidheroine #brando #captiancumfycactus #megh #valkerymillenia #san #kit #iman #emma #personal

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