this image has been making the rounds lately
and i hate it
god, do i hate it
not only is it disrespectful to the character of felicia hardy, like, treating her as an object, but it's also just.
you think peter's going to leave MJ for felicia after all the shit that felicia did?
did you like, even pay attention to the story or were you too busy staring at her thighs and ass?
they altered her design heavily so you *wouldn't* be objectifying her like that and yet, well, here we are
felicia lied to peter about the idea that she had a son so she could get what she wanted out of the situation and you think just because he's in the black suit he's gonna be all over her?
here's what I think will happen if we see symbiote peter meet black cat
(different spider-man but i still think that's what'll happen, peter's probably still upset in some way about what felicia did and i don't think the black suit will make him react to her coming back in any peaceful way)
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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Okay but the Justice League finds out their new baby hero teammate Phantom is the Ghost King by virtue of the Fright Night showing up while they're in the middle of a meeting, looking terrifying and such and scaring the shit out of everyone- even more so when Constantine starts freaking out over the fact that the sworn night of the King of the Infinite Realms is in the Watchtower what the fuck that's apocalyptically bad Pariah Dark is supposed to be locked the fuck up forever - but instead of trying to smite them all or yeet them into the nightmare dimension he just pulls out a space themed packed lunch??? And gives it to Phantom??
And the mildly eldritch giant murder ghost is talking about how "The Queen Mother commanded me to ensure you ate my Lord, she says you missed your morning meal."
And Phantom is just grumbling about over protective sisters and "there's a cafeteria i would have been fine" what the fuck is happening right now?
What do you mean "oops you forgot" Phantom I thought the ghost thing was just a theme!
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I’m actually losing it over how similar Gwendolyn is to s1 Jon. She is desperate to be respected, and she is a piece of shit to everyone around her. She’s cooler than him tho
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Eddie’s just chilling one night on a live-stream in his studio because he can’t sleep when he hears the door at the top of the stairs open, slam shut, and the fast heavy footsteps.
Steve misses the last two stairs on his way down and then just stands there for a second. He’s in his pajamas, hair messy and breathing heavy, and all he says is, “I need a poster board.”
And that’s manageable so Eddie smiles and says, “Let me see what I got.”
He moves off-camera to dig through his craft supplies. Steve moves to the couch where he puts his head in his hands because he’s tired and he is, “So, so stupid.”
“Hey, knock that off,” Eddie tells him. “This is the first thing you’ve forgotten about in a long time. It’s normal for everybody to forget something every now and then, and it’s fine. You remembered now.”
He doesn’t actually get an answer from Steve or get him to lookup until he lays a big poster board on the table and kisses the top of his head. He holds out markers like, “You want stencils or do you want me to write it?”
“Can you write it?”
“Of course, babe. Gotta gimme a kiss first though,” Eddie says, grinning when he gets an actual smile (and kiss) out of Steve. He sits down and uncaps his marker, “Alright, what’s this for?”
“Bake sale.”
“Another one?“ Eddie asks, already writing out the letters to looks like chocolate chip cookies. “Didn’t the school have one two weeks ago?”
Eddie’s so focused on what he’s doing that he’s halfway through the second letter before he realizes the lapse into silence. When he looks up Steve has his head in his hands again, “I am so dumb.”
“You were thinking about the bake sale from two weeks ago,” Eddie says and Steve confirms it when he runs his fingers into his hair and pulls on it hard. Eddie gently pulls his hands away, “Hey, baby. Look at me. Stop being mean to yourself. It happens.”
“It shouldn’t happen.”
“But it does,” Eddie says, squeezing Steve’s hand in his. “And no one got hurt so, no harm no foul no monsters from hell. Right?”
Eddie gestures to the B A drawn on the poster board, “We’ll just write out battle of the bands and have a little competition, yeah? We’ll see if Robin will break out the trumpet for this one. How’s that sound?”
Steve reluctantly answers, “It sounds nice.”
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