#she has a boyfriend now too

[beanghostprincess]

i love koala so much and her ten minutes of screen time consisting of her being a cute lil communist yelling romantically at her psycho boyfriend

#this is what i'm telling people when i talk about her #ah yes the revolutionary pinky communist who used to be a slave and now kicks ass in the most gorgeous of ways #also her boyfriend is obsessed with his brother and she has to deal with that #imagine dealing with sabo every day she needs a break #i wish i had to deal with sabo every day too tho girl do you wanna change places #koala #sabo #one piece #saboala

[lollytea]

Taylor/Chad/Ryan is the only solution to me

#i love taylor....she needs to be in on this too #i cant bear for this weird funny relationship she has with chad that exists in my head to be broken up #i need to let her keep her hot jock boyfriend #they are poly now

[leupagus]

One of the many, many things I loved about "Big Week" was this: the first person Ted asks out on a date is Sassy. There's been a whole lot of drivel from fandom about how Sassy is awful for sleeping with Ted even at times when he's feeling sad, as if it's manipulative or unethical — which is such a goddamn 9th-grader view of how sex among actual adults work — but this episode shows very clearly that Ted is an eager, not to say instigating, participant in their sex-nanigans.

And thanks in part to Sassy, Ted's finally, FINALLY starting to think about dating. In the second season, he makes a comment about "wouldn't it be great if I found my soulmate on Bantr?" but as far as canon has shown, he never even made an account. But I think Michelle having a boyfriend has prompted Ted to look around in earnest. Not, I think, out of a "I'll show her" mentality (a trap that far too many divorced men fall into), but because he's actually thinking about what he wants the rest of his life to look like, now that Michelle will not be sharing it.

I don't think Ted is necessarily thinking about sharing a life with Sassy, either. We know Ted is a romantic, and he likely wouldn't ask anyone out just for shits and giggles; but he's also been friends with serial dater Beard for decades, and has been around soccer and football players to boot. He understands the concept of casual dating, and it's very possible that he would've been fine with casually dating Sassy.

But he's also ready to go further with her if that's what ends up happening; he likes her enormously, finds her funny, appreciates her for who she is. And she likes him too! So I don't think it can be ignored that, when Ted first starts thinking "who would be a good match for me," he thinks of Sassy.

#ted lasso #flo collins #I think she was absolutely right to turn him down flat #I would too! #he's looking up pictures of his ex-wife's boyfriend on Facebook!!! #I don't want to date anyone who's still hung up on the person that came before me #but the fact that he asked her is really significant #even if it's just to show that ted's taste in romantic partners has changed #I'm just saying maybe Ted's type is no longer soft-spoken midwesterners #maybe now it's natural brunettes who are kind of mean in a loving sort of way #(I say natural brunettes because I love rebecca/waddingham but that is a—flawless to be clear—dye job) #which actually covers a lot of people in his life #but you know what? ted may only have two hands but he's got a lotta gumption #believe mothereffers #theodore lasso: work in progmess

[howtobecomeadragon]

mkay.

#ohh???? #my ex best friend who hurt me a lot is living life and looks really happy?? #moved into a new house #that's right she had her own house and now apparently moved into another house. like an adult #she has a new boyfriend #gee i wonder if this one is extremely homophobic too 🤔🤔 #traveling up to my home state bc that's his home state??? #alright #and i am still just here #fucking cool #*receives 10000 points of psychic damage* #personal #vent #totally totally going to handle this maturely #she's a fucking bitch but yeah. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[dracomeir]

Anyway, I had enough of paranoia preventing me from posting stuff. I haven't said shit about any AU of mine for a hot minute, so today I'll say something about King's Guard. I won't be writing this story for awhile (like a year or more in the future since I write slow), and this is prologue stuff anyway so it isn't that much of a spoiler. If you're like me, you'll probably forget this by then anyway. Still going to put it under the read more though. :3

Warning: Major character death, but also not.

For better context, Pico and Boyfriend had no idea about the other's true identity as an assassin and prince respectively. They happened to bump into each other in the market when dressed as commoners, and increasingly frequent encounters made them slowly fall for each other.

When the night the crown prince was going to be named arrived, Pico used the masquerade as an opportunity to sneak in. A few other assassins from the Ravenlight Order, the group he works for, joins him to ensure the prince with the Voice of Authority wouldn't escape. All the ginger was told about his target was that he had blue hair, and that he would be wearing a raven mask. He was also told to proceed with caution since there were rumours about the danger of the prince's Voice. It alone could cause the heaven's light to smite him, and he didn't want to get into a fight if the rumours were true. He could only do so much as an ordinary human after all.

As the target was walking to the throne to accept his role as crown prince, Pico emerged from the crowd to strike. He ended up slashing the man's mask in half, and saw his lover beneath it. With no time to think, he betrays the Ravenlight Order to protect him. An unknown third party overwhelms him as a curse of silence was placed upon Boyfriend. The ginger was stabbed in the back, and his vision faded as the prince was taken away. He thought it was over when a female voice echoed in the darkness.

"I can give you the means to live until you avenge your king. All I need is your soul."

#fnf #friday night funkin #fnf au #fnf king's guard #assassin pico #revenant pico #prince boyfriend #archdemon girlfriend #bf x gf x pico #d&d inspired story #like most of my AUs now that I think about it #I like medieval fantasy too much #the only one I drew for this AU is pico which I posted awhile ago #girlfriend has no idea what she's doing #girlfriend is just a really good actor #pico is her first uh... #idk the proper term so I'll just say champion/servant for now #pico regrets selling his soul to an idiot #in a fuck maybe I should've just died kinda regret #and gf is like noooo I can totally help you haha #story with a bittersweet ending

[allthegothihopgirls]

the girls' reaction to finding out that whilst they've all been on (questionable) adventures of self-discovery, dick has managed to land himself in jail, and national television:

donna: the huff and the "you've gotta be fucking kidding me" said it all. as soon as she found out, it became her problem too. dick is the only cause of donna's 'my circus my monkeys' moments.

kory: still trying to figure out if she's in a dream or not. shit gets crazier by the second. i think she's also finally processing that the tv static was the reason she ended up there. she's just a couple steps behind.

dawn: the little shake of her head i can't. she's definitely having a mother moment. she's just like 'well yeah we left you, but that was supposed to be for a period of self-reflection dude??? not for you to go to jail????" she's also totally realising that dick is literally the only person on earth that could pull this shit, ever.

rachel: 100% shock, mainly because she's been having visions of dick again, and is just finding out this is why. also just the whole dick being in jail thing, she thought SHE was the one having issues. out of all of them she knows dick the least too, they all knew he had the capabilities for this, but it's completely new to her.

#can i add. all whilst jason + rose are off in middle-of-fuck nowhere gotham screwing eachother and bringing down drug circles. #when i say rachel knows him the least. i get she still REALLY knows him too #the rest of the girls just have more life experience with him #except for kory but i think thats a little different #i feel so bad for dawn though #she was just beginning her 'free woman' 'no man policy' journey and now she has to go save her ex boyfriend #gothihop watches #titans #02x11 #teen titans #dc #donna troy #wonder girl #dawn #kory anders #koriand'r #starfire #rachel roth #raven #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #. #gothihop speaks

[kylermalloy]

When I was in high school I used to perform gospel songs at church with one of my best friends. She sang, and I played accompaniment and sang backup. We were actually really close! Then I went to college and we suddenly weren’t anymore—she’d stopped talking to me so she could date this grown man she liked, who I hated.

So when I came home from college that summer, I stopped singing songs with her and started performing at church on my own. The first one I sang was about how people change for the worst slowly, over time. Anyway that’s MY silver springs

#kylerrambles #for the record i was right about the guy #she got engaged to him and THEN found out he didn’t want kids #not to mention just being an awful entitled a-hole of a man anyway #always found it funny that her parents were briefly on MY side bc they hated him too #but the compulsory heterosexuality euphoria won them over in the end #our barely-legal daughter has a boyfriend! hooray! #neither of us would have ever considered our friendship gay but it’s still funny #it was a very public breakup regardless i bet some of the old church ladies gossiped about why we never performed together anymore #anyway it’s been almost ten years and i’m very amused by it all now #my song choice included because the song is. objectively. awful #but nineteen-year-old me thought it was clever #and now it’s past midnight and i am telling all you lovelies on tumblr because it crossed my mind earlier as i played the piano #another reason we shouldn’t let kyler nightblog

[nerosdayinanime]

Please post more about giyu just dating everyone

i should...... gonna start right now cuz ive actually thought about mitsugiyu for the GiyuusFuckingSad au- when hes still moping around in the cafeteria corner she pops over because she saw shinobu, shinobu stops her excited rambling and explains that its Quiet Time and shes like 'oh! okay! i can be quiet!' and she just hangs around to doodle in her sketchbook across from them. giyuu once again baffled by another random girl deciding she wants to hang out near(with?) him when hes literally never said a word in response.

she sees him in the halls and tries to talk with him, he responds minimally but shes encouraged by any response at all and talks to him outside the cafeteria any chance she gets- giyuu's incredibly confused as to why she likes talking to him so much, but one time when he realizes he missed the turn to his class about three halls ago finally notices how much he enjoys listening to her stories (he ended up just walking her to class to hear the end of the story, he was a few minutes late when he got back to his own)

when shinobu starts inviting him to little outings with her friends mitsuri's the first to welcome him, kyojuro and suma quickly follow and hes. very overwhelmed. why did he get introduced to the loudest ones of the friend group first?? contrary to what he thought would happen though, they actually love him and despite how hype the three of them get (and how not hype he usually is) he doesn't ever feel left out or pushed to the side (physically speaking too- suma frequently hangs off him since hes the most stable one around now and mitsuri & kyojuro aren't hesitant to pull him in to make him focus on whatever they're talking about. he likes how free they are with affection towards him like that)

months later he's acquainted with and knows the whole group and they're all out at a restaurant chatting and having fun- giyuu notices how entranced everyone else is at kyojuro's retelling of a story and he can't help but think how much sabito would like them all... mitsuri stops paying attention to kyo and turns to him, "Giyuu? Are you okay?" "Yeah, why?" "You're crying"

the grief finally hits, the tears get heavier despite his attempts at drying them before he starts to panic and excuses himself- he practically runs out and mitsuri worriedly glances back at everyone before excusing herself and running after him. she follows him to the side of the restaurant in the little alley where hes having his breakdown and hugs him- he buries his face in her shoulder and holds back shaking like a leaf for a while before the worst of it passes. she asks what happened, "I-i just- he'd like you all.. he would've loved to meet you.." she knows who hes talking about- well.. she knows he was extremely important to giyuu, and that something happened and he's not around anymore, and that its extremely painful for giyuu to talk about so he just doesn't. she says shes honored by his thought and goes on to try to calm him down/cheer him up, his face looks a mess from the splotchy flush and eye liner- it got smudged to hell and back and hes a little embarrassed by it. only for a moment tho because mitsuri immediately offers to fix it for him. when they're finally ready to go back in they notice obanai standing at the entrance of the alleyway, blocking the view from outsiders. "aw! you're so thoughtful obanai!" "You two good to head back inside now?" "how long were you standing there?" "long enough, you worried everyone running off like that" "sorry.." "don't apologize, idiot. c'mon, lets go eat" and they followed an excited mitsuri back to the rest of the group.

after that mitsuri started inviting him to her apartment to practice makeup art on him since she knew he was okay with it. he was good at sitting still and he liked how gently she touched and moved his face however while she worked, quiet and serene with her music playing from the room over- the first thing she tried out was a simple little water-esque mark on his left cheek. when he was finally allowed to look at it he remembered the time when they were kids and sabito backhanded him there for saying he wished he had died with his sister. remembered how badly he wished he could have gone with sabito too. remembered his final words, 'promise me you'll love again'

he looks back up at mitsuri with a little smile, maybe that promise isn't as impossible for me to keep as i thought. "i like it" "oooh! i just had another idea! what if i made it look like a stream of water coming out the corners of your mouth!?"

#tomioka giyuu #kanroji mitsuri #giyumitsu #giyuu tomioka #mitsuri kanroji #mitsugiyu #loserboy giyuu posting #gfs au #most of this is actually canon to gfs au but this time with added emphasis on his relationship with mitsuri #shes so bubbly and kind its hard not to fall in love with her at least a little bit #(giyuu might also just have a thing for pink hair lmao) #((shit now im thinking of giyuu x sabito/mitsuri/akaza.. full set like.. cedes what have you done)) #i imagine for this version at first obanai is kinda jealous bc giyuu's closer to her but hes too nervous to actually do anything about it #once giyuu and mitsuri actually start going out hes like 'well fuck. there goes my chance. guess i'll pine' #giyu however notices said pining and just straight up 'do you want to date mitsuri?' 'wh- no!' 'cuz i think she'd love #to have two boyfriends to dote on her- give tengen a run for his money' 'what.' 'you liked her since before we even met didnt you? thats #kinda sad. coming from *me*' 'shut up asshole. ..yes i wanna date mitsuri' 'cool. i'll talk with her abt it' #'wait youre not fucking w me rn??' 'no? why would i do that' 'idk.. rub salt in the wound..' 'im bad at cooking' 'ha ha.' #mitsuri w two loserboyfriends who love and adore her immensely<3<3 #vauge other ideas for gfs au: movie night‚ pool party(turned skinny dipping)‚ mitsuri's microwaved stuffed animal #oo also giyuu helps her with outfits- if she finds something she likes or thinks would go great with an outfit but its not fitted right for #her he'll stitch it to fit her perfectly. he also buys her little things that remind him of her. lots of watermelon themed trinkets lmao #ough... i wanna draw them now... #its almost 3 tho and i cant... #...if i wasnt a pUSSY

[gammija]

ive been trying for 30 mins to write a post about why the Web's plan is still confusing, but I think I should face the truth and admit to myself that it's not that it makes no sense, it's just... so convoluted

#they needed jon to kill jonah cause it seems like only he could call him down #and they couldnt go through with the original plan because.... tbh still not sure on that one. at least not with the reasoning annabelle #gives. assuming that how everything works out now is how they intended it to #which it must be because if jon was ever ever going to consider 'letting anyone else feel that guilt' he sure as hell wasn't now that he #got introduced to the plan while a giant spider dangled his boyfriend above a pit. not conducive to jon cooperation #so originally spidermartin would have driven him to burn the archives and kill jonah. but theyre bond is too strong now so even if martin #would be spiders Jon wouldnt do the plan. .... huh #i just dont get that leap #why does their bond being stronger make jon less willing to burn it all down. so to say #would he want to keep his promise to martin and not become the pupil? but he did! he does! he does even when martin ISNT spiders! aaah #one thing that could make everything more elegant is if Annabelle wasnt telling the whole truth. she says they need to kill 'the pupil' #jon has been described as 'the pupil' as early as s2. and why would the Fears follow his voice on the tapes #and not just stick with his voice in jon the person? #solution; not only does the pupil have to die and the archives burn down at the same time #but jon has to be the pupil when it happens #... except that ALSO doesnt work because according to Jon Annabelle wasnt lying when she said that this would allow them both to 'survive'! #so unless we read the transcript in very bad faith and assume that she was talking about the hypothetical scenario of íf the fears leave; #then youll live; (but for them to leave youll have to die) this solution is out as well #but it would mean theyd need martin unspidered because hed be the only person able to kill jon when hes the pupil because 'it feels right' #(throwback to 178) #tma #tma meta #joos yaps #delete later #a mag a day #tma s5 #one nearly incoherent ramble later..... #if anyone has a good Watsonian solution to tie everything up neatly plz link me to a post

[feywhimsy]

local archfey warlock on her way home from her bf's, gets abducted by illithid instead

#i like to think that her clothes got ruined for whatever reason #so she was boring some of his #and then... whoopsies.... #anyways i'm too tired to make gifs tonight #have some unedited screenshots instead #i'm like..... lowkey considering making warlock leyla the canon bg3 leyla #she still has the sage background and it just feels very. correct #traven is her boyfriend in the city #and her dream guardian looks like him #therefore she's convinced he died in the attack and he's now somehow protecting her <3 #but her patron comes to her in dreams so she has no reason to not trust him anyways!!! #bg3: leyla #moxie plays bg3

[collectiveofdumbasses]

I fucking hate the Wilbur soot fandom

#my ex situationship was a wilbur write #she is/was very toxic #to me and my friends #and now the fandom is calling my comfort person an abuser #my boyfriend is a fucking wilbur introject and this is tearing him to shreds #hes been crying and i have to be strong and not cry too #anyway leave irl wilbur alone #the fandom has already essentially bullied him off social media and now youre calling him an abuser with 'evidence' that doesnt line up #all you guys are doing is hurting him and the fandom #being accused of being an abuser absolutely fucking sucks and damaging to your mental health

[quinty-imara]

Mina went through uhh more changes in her campaign. So here's these quick doodles about it!

#quinart #ttrpg #dnd #dnd art #oc: mina #dungeons and dragons #Like y'all... She's lvl 17 now #Fuckin extorted the moonweaver to get her boyfriend back so now she has shiny hair too #Killed bbeg 1 and soul caged him #And NOW we're on the home stretch of the end of the campaign #She's come so far #This OCs original concept is like... 10 years old almost. #THE ONE PERSON WHO KNOW THAT VERSION OF HER ISN'T EVEN ON THIS SITE ANYMORE... #dnd character

[likedaylighht]

.

#I was suppose to have my friend I haven’t seen in over a year visit this weekend #but the rain canceled our plans so she decided not to come #and it turns out her boyfriend has covid so it’s fine but she said we could at least still FaceTime to chat #and now she canceled that too and I’m just really bummed #I already spent all day bored and lonely I was really looking forward to facetiming with a friend :(

[ssreeder]

IF JET DOESN'T LEARN HIS LESSON THAT THE FIRE NATION IS FULL OF NORMAL PPL TOO THE FUCK THE ASSHOLE, KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY

About How, yeah ok i trust him. For now. But I'm too busy suffering bc that zukka reunion better include both of them being conscious and codependent or I'll jump off a tree. Not a high one, bc idk how to climb trees, but I'll jump

And talking about zukka... Author. Author of my heart. Author of my heart and life. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME AZULA IS TAKING ZUKO TO THE FIRE NATION. HELLO???? I trust azula will have at least a very tiny care for zuko, bc she's not inherently evil like her dad, but like... Zuko won't fucking survive that much, c'mon. You've put that bou through the ringer, what else do yiu want to do to him. C'mon. COME ON

-Fragile heart

Jet gets a free pass to do whatever he wants soooooo *sticks out tongue*

Zukka reunion will be dramatic because everything in LIAB is dramatic because it’s just a dramatic fanfic & I like it that way… & long so TWO PART reunion yippie. (I can’t promise conscience but I can assure you codependent)

You make it sound like azula would WANT to take Zuko back to the FN…. like wha would she do with him? “Here father here is the brother you tried to kill but is somehow still alive and now slightly unhinged? I hope you didn’t have plans to be the phoenix king or anything because you gotta deal with this first?”

Ozai doesn’t wanna see Zuko he already killed him once, or ummm he let zhao do it which obviously worked out greattttt

FHA you’re hilarious but also it would be funnnnnyyyyy. (& dramatic)

#I’m sure azula has compassion way way way wayyyyy down? #but she is so conditioned to block out any emotion I don’t see her looking out for Zuko #not at this point #she dealt (or didn’t) with zukos death already #he’s gone #no longer a part of her life in anyway #so she’s planned everything without him there #then what? he shows up? #scarred half to death with a sparkling personality and a water tribe boyfriend ? #I don’t think azula appreciates unexpected things #& that is VERY unexpected #I don’t see her being too happy about it #but I also think she’s smart enough to know there would be NO gain in taking Zuko anywhere #I also can’t see Zuko wanting to go anyway near her or the FN after what happened to him #at least not at this point in his healing process #or ummm lack of healing process haha #he needs time and I don’t think azula or Zuko wanna be in the same room let alone the same nation right now lol #FHA #fragile heart anon #leave Jet alone he’s HURT #yeah yeah Zuko too but this isn’t always about him #liab #itf #ask

[be-good-to-bugs]

i need to stop staying up so late when i need to work the next day augggg

#the bin #i work at 11am at least so i do still have awhile till i need to get up #usually i work 4 hours earlier so im lucky i guess. not exactly tho bc i much prefer morning shifts but whatevs #i texted my sister today to ask if she can come this weekend but she didnt respond. hhh. im gonna be so mad if she says no #i just realized im abt to be out of cat food too so she HAS to comw at some point soon #it doenst even have to be the weekend. thats just the days she has off but if she can stop by anotehr time then thats fine #or if just her boyfriend can come drop stuff off and pickup her card then thats fine. but idk. i even offered to lend her gas money if my #next paycheck is enough to allow that. i shoudo get it tomorrow or the day afeyr so. well. hhhh. #i hope my paycheck isnt too bad. i think tips were pretty good recently so. maybe it wond be so bad. hhhh. #im tired of being stressed abt this stuff all the time. im really pissed at my sister rn too bc she just bought $40 worth of unnecessary #stuff. like. decor. while she still owes me $300 which i only lent bc it was for rent and i knew i wouldnt need it back for almost a month #but its been that time now and i need it back and instead of sensing it back she buys a $20 wall tapestry apparently #hhh. last yime i ever ever ever lend her money. im only gonna lend gas money bc i need her here soon. but she also needs to amde the trip #bc she has a card here to pickup. and theres several other reasons shes supposed to stop by. it shouldnt have to be my responsibility to #pay for that trip. hhhh. #im so glad i wont have to deal with her in a month

[begaana]

this is bullshit

#i continuously scored more in tests than even people in srg and now in one test i scored less and im in the red zone???? #pichle cumulative ka kya??? #when we score good you dn=ont appreciate us and when we score slightly less because of the fucking schedu;e we have no time to stidy #you put us in teh red zone??? #red zone includes srg people too #and teh girl. who has obviously cheated off of her boyfriend whos teh topper gets to be in the green zone #WHY DOES EVVERYTHIGN HAS TO BE ABSED OFF ON A SINGLE FUCKING TEST #YOU OBTUSE IDIOTS #IF YOU HAD AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE YOUD RECTIFY WHAT STUDENT IS SCORING MORE AND WHEN #im so done. make her give an exam in a room by herself. i guarantee you she will not score more than 15 out of 100. #i cannot study like this