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theoccultz · 7 months

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🪅Mystery Monthly :October 🪅

-Occult museum's Annabelle

{NOTE: This reading is not to scare or intimidate Anyone,its just a reading out of curiousity and to debunk the misconceptions surrounding it ,not to change the respectable history ,the decision is always yours i'm not responsible for it .

>Feel free to ask me questions or express your views regarding this reading ,if you want me to add any other questions then send me ask for it }

Posted on : 6 oct 2023

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>Do i have the permission

yes , pls note i addressed this demon as "the doll "mostly.

> is there a demon risiding inside the doll ?

Yes , an old Egyptian demon his aura is orange purple black green so there's multicolour meaning his aura is strong. Purple can know others intentions feelings from a distancs ,orange is a power seeking resource someone who has a lot of confidence in their ability ,black is protection & hidden sources ,green is essential and keeps the energy alive & secure. This demon is not an earth origin demon but its a big energy made out of materials of earth that's how his birth happened ,this demon is not seeking shelter inside the doll by its own consent someone has cursed this doll so it has been trapped . I found the information of ragg doll and witchcraft interesting tbh its widely used as a "source" in witchcraft i searched its meaning and interestingly

>Why was this doll cursed and with what intention?

Its made to sustain the development of a person the person will be likely terrorised by different kind of negative emotions ,doubting oneself and being physically unable to do anything the influence is that strong and it increases as you stay with it . The intentions are blockage and acquiring energies through weird means .

>What is this dolls relation with donna and angie ?

It was gifted to dona on her 28th bday by her mother - 2+8 is 10=1 something tells me donna was about to start a new business like she was about to succeed, she was in the process of it . Dona's energy is very lively and enthusiast she has a light worker energy her aura can shift others negative moods she has strong energy i'm actually getting its an accident that her mom bought this doll idk if this was given to her or she bought it from somewhere but that place has circus energy where people are constantly moving i'm hearing someone died on the ground and idk if the body kind of decomposed there *i'm getting very sad rn * yeah and the energy was made its like people didn't cared i feel like its a war zone is that a commorader yeah . I feel like the person who was selling this doll knew some kind of back history I'm getting gifted like won somewhere.

>Did the owner knew their mother?

YES ,the owner is suspicious to me i'm really getting she didn't wanted to purchase it but like it was given to her .like a trade or smth , I'm getting the one who have given this doll is not a good person this person carries this heavy energy of ego , unresolved issues ,restriction , shame,guilt and mainly envy it doesn't like to see people succed i think it might be a neighbour or a sister as well someone who's passive aggressive and blames others cause they are so shameful of themselve they cant admit they are wrong you cant piss this person off they'll play nice but they're not ,i'm not getting anything about angie btw it doesn't have anything to do with her but she does feel like an obstacle in some sort of task

Its a water sign 100% i keep seeing droplets of water and interestingly she didn't bought it by choice it was insisted by someone. The demon is guided to destroy some sort of creation . I think the owner lured it in but now its unable to move .

>Is it true that a girl named Annabelle is seeking shelter?

Nope not at all the demon doesn't even know who tf is Annabelle its just a bait to trap others in its energy the demon can only make your life hell if you reciprocate its energy also i think there's some rituals and talking sessions done by the owners which made them attached to the idea .

>Can the demon kill someone?

Nope , but it can scare you to death like hallucinations,fast heart beat , dissassociation , paralysis, marks , noises ,distractions, limiting resources there's this gloomy vibe to it like others cant be close to you if this demon is with you , this demon has the appearance of black shadow a big heighted looking man it holds a lot of yang energy .its giving me older male energy

There's this desperation,i feel like its intentions are frozen by someone, someone has put them to hold it cant succed in its purpose and without succeding the energy wont be released it will create more distruction for whoever they keep for .

I saw one video of a person feelin' nauseus in front of Annabelle and cameras acting up ,it doesn't do it on purpose but the energy is so strong despite of the prayers and the cage that it effects others who have lower vibrations it means like depressed people,low self worth ,sick people. Even the museum can have effect on your energy its everywhere and it cant be seen its foggy .

Why do i feel like the objects that are kept can effect you more on a physical level but not the doll because of the cage .

>Is the doll harmful?

Yes its very dangerous its like a cheetah waiting to attack i wont be surprised if we dont have the full information on annabelle it likely terrorised,made them physically weak ,mentally challenged yeah I'm hearing a lot if laughing, moving around , this doll feels like it moves like its a paranoia energy im picking up on and it does have the ability to physically harm you although its subtle.

>Can you release it ?

No its hard very tough actually this doll is resentful and demands things like attention,time ,energy plus it needs constant protection you cant just leave this doll as i said something abt the soldier and loneliness plays a huge part .

>Why is it advised to not stare at the doll?

Hmm because of its energy , the doll likely stares back ,it does look at you but i'm getting it remembers you if you try to connect with him through some sort of contact . It forms an alliance? Idk. Also it's like you are challenging him but i dont feel like its for most of the people it does try to make contact with people and i do feel like most of the people pick up on that whether they get sick or more attracted to it because that doll does demand attention as i mentioned above .

>Why is there "the devil" tarot card on the box ?

To keep the energy within, to keep it contained like tied.

>Is this demon open to interaction? Can you work with him?

No he's protective of himself also he dislikes religious figures i picked up something in my vision like he was looking left and right very slowly and he looked at the cross in front of him and there was blood dripping down so yeah it physically effect him thats why he doesn't trust religious figures .

>Why did Annabelle troubled its owners?

Because it was its purpose. It dislikes people in general and can go to any length.

>What kind of magic was used to trap this demon ?

Sex magic , bondage, ,deja vu*it just came to mind* water and mirror hold some significance for this demon //i heard some voice like ship or smth .

This demon's name include t, m,n . Also two & air is significant.

>Did the doll ever came in contact with another demons?

No it dispise others energies and will most likely drain you .

>Any thing this demons wants us to know?

It hates liar ,it hates distraction ,it hates strong smell it makes him defensive as if you're challenging him , if you're someone who wears strong cologne ,walks loudly ,talks or chews loudly ,has no sense of boundaries, and does not look organised then dont come in close contact it doesn't like it . Make your space clean as well as your clothes should be clean .

>Does the movie's doll 'Annabelle' holds some sort of energy? Which is now kept in the Warren's museum.

No its just the museums energy also the demons aware of the attention as it seeks it .its most likely have a lot of knowledge and information we dont know of .

>Something i picked up while chanelling -

I keep getting this another white entity i feel like this entity is also a very dangerous object that should be kept in a box its very intimidating. Also Annabelle is not a feminine energy its a masculine emergy but what's interesting is this energy can recognise or sense others emotions and intentions and light aura really attract this doll . There's something abt his voice too .This doll is tricky and manipulative not only it causes fights but everything that's discomforting.

Also It guided me to select green colour and to mark his eyes with paint .

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Thank you for reading!!

#vd #pick a card #tarotblr #spirituality #psychic reading #intuiative reading #kpop tarot #annabelle doll

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idliketobeatree · 12 days

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HIII 8 and 18 for the ask game <3

hi hello Leanne <3 sorry this is so late, and thank u for asking dearie!!

8. do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?

oof that's a tough one, and i'm probably going to be in a minority here, but i prefer season 2, actually?

and not juuust because of the ineffable duo content. really! season 1 made sense, it was executed really well, following the book and introducing the characters that i've learned to know and like, and it was great, but also kinda uneven? like the pacing was very diluted. they dropped S1e03 Hard Times and then expected me to sit through Shadwell discussing witchfinder scamming with Newt. even good acting didn't stop me from hyperfixating on Them

now, season 2 is a whole other trip. you just get thrown into the middle of a 4-years-and-counting story that wraps around itself, changes POVs like gloves, leaves breadcrumbs of context and clears up absolutely nothing. it's like a fairytale to me. and the colors are so bright and you blink and Crowley's sitting on a throne in Hell basked in green and you blink again and they're having a casual bdsm apology dance on a Thursday morning. the whole Whickber Street has never looked more like a dollhouse. literally what' s going on

me on the left watching S2 for the first time. neil gaiman on the right

where's the logic where's the integrity where is Gabriel where is GOD. where is She???? oh look Aziraphale's on Blue's Clues. Crowley sleeps in his car? this would kill the 2019 fans from angst potential but luckily we have the most devastating damn kiss in the history of television to distract us from everything else!

i could go on and on and i understand why people don't like this season. i really do. but S2 was my brand of weird and unexplainable, and cheesy, and fanfic thropes, and chaos incarnate. all those metas could only grow in the aftermath of that particular tempest. if this is the bridge between S1 and S3? it's uh, flaming like anything

18. what is your favorite moment through history, and why?

besides going feral for 1941 i have an extremely weak spot for their first meeting in Eden. bible canon divergence for the win! other people have written it better, but i can't get enough of how much symbolism their choices held. they've barely set a foot (or belly) on Earth and immediately chose to love it. come on. you can't do it to ex-catholic girlies. not to mention David and Michael's unparalled chemistry.

((i'm also forever haunted by Crowley speaking of this moment in riddles like "they looked into each other's eyes and realized they were made for each other" what tf is wrong with him : ))

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[good omens ask game]

#sorry it's so long djfhsf #this week had me rolling on the floor. no mental space at all aaa #i'll get to the others right away i promis #answered #ask game #good omens

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weirdcat1213 · 8 months

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volume 12 already? damn that went fast. just yesterday we were crying about vash drinking in a church

anyway :D volume 12 thoughts time

chap 1:

-chronicaaaaaaaaa :3

-AW NO MY BABY

-these quiet panels are the fucking best/worst thing that have ever happened to me

-too many memories :c

-YES LINA IS THERE THANK GOD (at the same time this is heartbreaking as fuck)

-all the enemies after all the people he has ever loved/helped

-HIS MOM AND HIS BF

-THATS IT THATS THE ONE THATS THE PANEL OH GOD WE ARE *HERE*

-im gonna go cry now

-i wonder what "anti plant" entails...is it a special material?

-ok fine, chronica can call knives a terrorist. she gets a pass

-oh sweet geesus

-eh?

-oohhhhhh.....ok fuck

-nothing can stop the hatred of this man. kinda admirable but as the song says "your misery and hate will kill us all"

chap 2:

-"corrosive thunder", love the title

-OH SHIT DOMINA NO, pls dont let him get to you

-DOMINA NOOOOOO

-the plants kinda look in pain there....

-MY GIRLSSSSSSSSSS

-for pain purposes, i choose to believe that when they resonate they hum like vash did in stampede

-aaand shes gone

-oh god, the end of evangelion flashbacks

-OH NIGHTOW YOU SON OF A BISCUIT- THOSE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND-

-tbh everything in your ship just being consumed by someone else so quickly must be scary af. nothing belongs to them anymore and soon, chronica could even loose herself

chap 3:

-oh shit oh fuck oh shit

-oh shit not thors hammer

-omg look! the laws of physics!

-noooo :c we dont get to know domina too much but its still sad

-OH?

-MAGIC BULLETS TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY

-ohhhhhhh okok i get it

chap 4:

-THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIII

-AH SHIT IVE JUST NOTICED THE HAIR

-ALSO PLS DONT SMILE LIKE THAT-

-childish is a good word for it cuz knives just doesnt want to accept hes wrong and scared

-THE POWER OF LOVE AND PEACE BITCH

-is vash pausing cuz even though his plan was to kill knives hes kinda sad that knives wants to kill him? i may never know

-let him use his fucking gun ok? hes an expert. also i like to think he uses it to stay grounded. like to stay with the people hes fighting with. hes not superior or anything

-TO YOUR KNEES BITCH TO YOUR FUCKING KNEES

-THATS MY FUCKING GUNMAN THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE

chap 5:

-FLASHBACK TIME LETS GO

-omg right it hated this. hes just a baby :c

-so vash left with a stranger? i forgot about that

-honey just be glad YOU ARE ALIVE

-BECAUSE HES VASH THE STAMPEDE- i should rewatch that episode huh

-GEESUS BRO

-tbh vash, you should have. then and now

-YEAH TELL HIM VASH >:D YOU ARENT NAIVE

-tbh i would also think thats enough to break the chain. hmm

-"stay with me" vash pls i cant jump into the void rn

-GEESUS CHRIST, the cleanest cut in the west

-also you think vash made that face cuz the last time he made someone bleed was rem-

-THE CLOSEUP TO THE MOUTHS AHHHHHHHHHHH

-"we dont belong in the future of this planet" dont fucking say that

chap 6:

-actually wanting to humans to talk with plants is a great step for improving their relationship but sure knives, whatever

-THATS SO TRUE VASH LETS GO, LET THE PLANTS HAVE A SAY IN IT

-ive said this before but as someone who was mocked by wanting context before judging people, vash is so...reassuring. like it wasnt wrong of me to want to know all the sides of one story. im glad

-also i completely forgot about that town and radiation. how tf radiation happens in that planet, what am i missing

-oh nvm, thanks nightow

-HES NOT EXCUSING, HES EXPLAINING OMFG YOU IDIOT

-YEAH FUCKING TELL HIM >:D POP OFF VASH >:D

-WHY IS IT THEN? HUH KNIVES?- oh shit what

-yknow what, ill give knives the fact that humans are ignorant and we are repeating history etc etc, but im done. finish him vash

-for some reason this reminds me to that scene with the soldiers in ep 12. my man really cant catch a break

-YEAH THE GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

-"you've been abandoned" maybe by some but not by everyone. and thats the whole point

-YEAH YOU ARENT BABY ILY

-HOLD UP IS THAT HER FACE?????

-awww :c

chap 7:

-IS IT LIVIO TIME????

-YO WTF, WHO SHOT MY GIRL

-ofc the military would be like this

-i literally cant say whos bleeding

-ah fuck ok

-ugh no...pls dont tell me hes fucking bleeding through his eyes...pls dont (if i see stampede vash bleeding like that i will eat my pc piece by piece)

-chronica :c

-LIVIOOOOOOOOO :0

-OMG YES, YES, IM SO HAPPY. quoting 98 "and i know in my heart he would have done the same"

-MR. VASH, MR. LIVIO AWWW :3

-OH HES SPINNING THOSE FUCKERS :D

-oh well thats not fair, hes too cool

-wait why is knives not wanting to kill vash bad?

chap 8:

-considering the blockers chronica has, entering a fused entity must be scary but also exciting

-ngl i dont get the spikes on the screen thing

-geesus

-WTF YOU DID TO HIM???

-wait no i want to see whats happening with vash- and its livio time

-oh hes alive thank god (this is my 2nd read why am i surprised)

-OH NO ITS THAT MOMENT OH NNONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

-i hate seeing his eyes like that if im being honest, its scary

-ESO MAMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-OH SHIT its my wife

-OH WAIT MY OTHER WIFE IS HERE TOO

-VASH WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE

-OH GOD NOT LEGATO AND THE RUSSIAN DOLL

-CAN SHIT STOP HAPPENING FOR A MINUTE

-THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE CAN YALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN

chap 9:

-omg its the legato episode

-what is happening, what am i looking at

-oh oh shit

-RIGHT IN HIS MF EYE

-what is happening?

-ok flashback time

-yeap. its that time. shit

-geesus fucking christ. tbh ofc legato would think knives is right. there was nothing to prove him wrong

-yeap. i would do the same actually. stomp on his head

-oh honey...honey thats gay-

-is that why he has short hair...cuz knives gave him a name AND A HAIR STYLE??

-damn son

-also i may be wrong but where do people get the idea he inserted metal in his own brain to have those powers?/gen

#trimax #trigun maximum #trigunbookclub #WHY AM I ACTUALLY SHOCKED THIS IS MY 2ND READ #was i really that numb the 1st time after vol 10?

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onlyjellyillputinmybelly · 8 months

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Hey guys i've found myself defending America and it feels weird but can yall tell me if I'm in the wrong here?

(its long im sorry)

TLDR: My friend is an international student, we got in a joking argument about soccer vs football that ended in accusations of racism and McCarthyism. Did I take it too far?

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I go to a private college in America (in the south) that I have worked hard to get a full tuition scholarship so I can afford to attend. I have a friend who also goes here that is an international student from New Delhi. I'll call her N.

N is very sweet, but she has the tendency to get very peeved about the culture differences between India and America. I have met plenty of other international students who are also from India (there are a LOT of international students this year) and most of them are very chill and embrace the multicultural area that the school is located in.

I am also, as we may know, an avid arguer. I'm a philosopher at heart. I think disagreements let me get to know people better through how they argue (which helps me know if they'd be a good friend. idk its the tism ig).

So N and I were chilling and out of the blue they send me a reel about how non-americans get mad when americans say soccer and not football. I sent back "its true cuz we're fine with them calling it football but they pop off whenever we say soccer" and she responds with "Because you're saying it wrong."

We've had convos like this and I normally assume they're being light hearted and pretending like its a big thing, so I responded kinda sarcastically "damn learn how to accept peoples differences" and she said "not if theyre american"

Like ok shes being sarcastic back but it feels weird. I started bantering about how other countries also say soccer (australia, south africa, new guinea) and she says "yes but only in the US and canada you haveto clarify what you mean when you say football because yall stole the name."

This confused me cuz tf you mean "you stole the name." First off I didn't do shit, second off how the fuck do you steal a sport? I said exactly that and she replies with "Nothing in america is your own" and holy shit im actually defending america wtf. This is not like me. But im not defending its history or its government, im defending the culture of it cus thats honestly the only good part of it. So respond with a cheeky lil "and isnt that beautiful" and she says "its yall being stupid."

I say "its a melting pot" and she says "a melting pot takes inspiration." I got a lil pissed at this because ok so did immigrants and enslaved people just spawn here? Did they steal their own cultures from their home countries?

They went on for a bit about how america is built off of appropriation, which it is fair that cultures are constantly being appropriated, but there are also cultures constantly being celebrated and fused, and that fusion and appreciation is what has the lasting impact.

I say this and she says "whatever im not arguing with an American" which of course I have to shit headedly respond with "imagine being reductive sorry I'm different than you"

She then responds with "bitch ur white" which yes. But does that mean I dont come from a diverse background and dont have culture? I respond "Yes and I live in a wonderfully diverse city of people who come from different cultures that I learn about and respect and love" and girl goes "those places dont exist in america" THEN WHERE AM I??? SPAIN???

We are literally in one of the most diverse and culture-rich cities in the south (ill give you 3 guesses) and she is saying that there isnt diversity and respect anywhere in america.

Skip forward a bit, she says that america has no culture, then corrects that to say "white america has no culture." That fucked with me a bit because its sus as shit to use the idea of "white america" and "poc america" in an argument. I said that and said that you can't give a concrete definition to "white culture" or "black culture" or "latine culture" cuz thats literally stereotyping

She said that prayer is a big part of indian culture, but isnt necessarily an overall truth for every person, which is fair. So I said then wouldn't American culture be like the national anthem. She said no because every country had a national anthem. I said that prayers are part of other cultures too, but that doesnt take away from the fact that theyre parts of other cultures too.

She then said that the national anthem isnt culture because "thats only for white people" and "a lot of america is only for white people (meaning its been used to disenfranchise poc people but she worded it in a way that sounded a smidge racist but no shade) And I said yea it fucking sucks and its forced upon us but its still well known. Theres no way that prayer isn't used to disenfranchise religious minorities in India, but its still culture.

She then said that white culture and american culture isnt a thing but black and latine culture is, (which tbh neither of us can really speak on, I was mainly discussing the american and latine element cuz I can speak on those) and I said that denying that american culture is just a mix of cultures evolving parallel over time simply because a bunch of shitty white guys founded the country is ignoring the people who have worked hard to make america their home and to carve out a spot for their own culture in this country. Just because people fucking sucked (like they have in the history of every fucking country ever) doesn't mean that people arent working to make the world better in their wake.

She said that poc culture in america stems from years of oppression. I agreed, but I said that racism and oppression isnt an America-exclusive thing. She then said, pretty out of the blue, that " for you to deny that their culture stems from oppression is racist." I said "when did I deny that." She said "you said you dont deny that what youre denying is racist. So that means you're being racist."

This confused me, so I asked "where did I deny that something was racist." Also I'm pre law, so I started getting a lil pre-law-y here. Don't judge me its a survival instinct I got from my parents lmao. She said "I said if you refuse to accept that black and brown cultures are real youre being racist." I said "show me what message I said that."

She said "chill babe theres no need to get defensive" which is literally the worst thing to say to me because boom youve made me into a defense attorney. I hate being patronized. I said "I am not being defensive, you are making accusations with no regard for evidence." (my profs would like that line)

She goes "this isnt a court of law girl" ok girl you act like youre gonna say that america doesnt have culture and then call me racist? I really just wanted this to end so I pulled out the mccartheyism card and said "you cant red scare roundabout logic your way out of being reductive and oversimplifying an enormously widespread country." and we were done. I know I ended it on an accusatory note which I hate, but I feel like shes ignoring so much thats literally going on in front of her face. Did I go too far? I know that I did and I shouldn'tve started the "youre being reductive" circle, but genuinely, the cure to culture shock isnt to be indignant about every difference you see, its to accept it. Its the same in literally every country. You cant just say "no I dont want to."

#aita #kinda #like i love her to death but everyone has culture and no culture is the same and you cant just say that there isnt culture somewhere #just cuz you cant put it in words as easily #idk just help #did i get too defensive or is this justified #maybe im just angy cuz i sat in services for a lot of the day #like girl tell me i dont have culture on fuckin new year smh #sorry im done

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raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka · 2 years

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House of the Dragon Ep. 2: The Rogue Prince, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Rhaenyra: *continues to be the cupbearer*

Lyman Beesbury: Ser Ryam Redwyne died in his sleep.

Viserys: Omfg that's so sad. He died like, peacefully, right?

Lyman: Of course, my king.

Harrold Westerling: With Otto's help, I recruited guys to be in the Kingsguard.

Corlys: *barges in* Hi, excuse me, sorry for barging in. The thing in the Stepstones have escalated. 4 ships had just sank with the last one having my banner on it. And y'all are doing nothing about it. You're just sitting pretty while people are dying in the Stepstones.

Otto: Calm down, Corly. You’ll be paid for everything you lost. Why are you still complaining about it?

Corlys: I don’t want fucking compensation. We’re taking the Stepstones by force and defeat the Crabfeeder.

Viserys: I’m not going to war with the Free Cities.

Corlys: Those bitches are pirates and not with the Free Cities.

Viserys: Who do you think supplies their weapons?

Lyman: Btw, we’ve never been at war with the Free Cities. If that happens, we’re all gonna be fucked.

Corlys: We should kick the crabfeeder out of there. The king’s lil’ bro literally took Dragonstone and used the gold cloaks as his minions. He’s been there for like 6 months, but y’all are doing nothing about it.

Otto: Bitch please, just because you’re in the council doesn’t mean you can just say whatever tf you want to the king.

Viserys: Actually, Corly, I am doing something. I have gathered reinforcements from Pentos and Volantis. So I suggest you calm your tits and not worry about it. Hmmkay?

Rhaenyra: Wait, daddy, don’t we have dragonriders?

Everyone: Why tf is she talking?

Rhaenyra: You could send us, you know.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, it’s not that simple.

Rhaenyra: Yeah, but it could intimidate them.

Corlys: *lowkey impressed* Well, at least Princess Rhae-Rhae has a plan. And it’s not bad, actually.

Rhaenyra: What I mean-

Otto: Hey, I know something Princess Rhae-Rhae can do!

Viserys: Oh, yes, Lord Commander, can you escort her to see the new recruits to the Kingsguard?

Harrold: Of course, my king.

Rhaenyra: Wtf?

Viserys: It’s better if you’ll also choose your personal bodyguard.

Rhaenyra: But-

Viserys:

Rhaenyra: *groans* Ugh, fine.

Rhaenyra: *mumbles* He makes me his heir, but I’m not allowed to talk in the council. Okay. Old bitches.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *lowkey bored as she meets the new recruits*

Rhaenyra: *unimpressed with the new recruits*

Rhaenyra: Do any of these knight even have like, combat experience? Not just capturing poachers.

Harrold: Yes, of course. Uh, Crispy Coleslaw?

Criston: *steps forward*

Rhaenyra: *lowkey flirting* Oh, hi Crispy! Did you actually fight in the Stormlands?

Criston: In the Dornish Marches, princess. I was a foot soldier against small Dornish attacks. I was knighted afterwards.

Rhaenyra:

Rhaenyra: I choose Crispy Coleslaw.

Otto: Uh, let’s not decide quickly, princess Rhae-Rhae. Crispy’s good, I guess. But maybe you should choose a knights from well-known houses?

Rhaenyra: Bitch, please. My daddy needs to be defended by people who actually know how to fight, not just people riding pretty horses for entertainment. Am I right?

Otto: Well, I mean, you’re not wrong but-

Rhaenyra: Great! Then you should instate him. Bye now. *walks out*

Otto: …

Rhaenys: *watching the exchange from afar, lowkey impressed* She actually has balls.

. . . . .

Viserys, to Alicent: *explains the history of Valyria while building his own lego diorama*

Alicent: *pretends to be interested*

Viserys: *destroys a dragon model by accident*

Viserys and Alicent: *awkward hand-touching*

Viserys: So, uh…how’s Rhae-Rhae?

Alicent: What do you mean?

Viserys: Well, she barely talks to me, even with personal things.

Alicent: It will take time. Everyone has their process, my king. I took time when my own mommy died.

Viserys: I just wished Rhae-Rhae would just reach out to me and talk about it.

Alicent: Maybe you should go to her.

Viserys: Well…honestly, I’d rather face a dragon than my moody 15-year-old baby girl.

Alicent: I think she would open up more, if you allowed her to.

Viserys: Can you not tell her about this? I mean, it’s already weird that I’m asking about her from her bff. I don’t think she’ll understand.

Alicent: Oh, of course, my king. My lips are sealed.

. . . . .

Alicent: *takes Rhae-Rhae to the Grand Sept*

Rhaenyra: It’s only been months since my mommy died, and they’re already asking my daddy to remarry just so it would replace me as the heir. That’s so fucked up! I know when those old bitches plot in secret, because they’d send me away.

Alicent: You shouldn’t worry about that, Rhae-Rhae. How will it affect you if you dad actually remarries?

Rhaenyra: Idk, honestly.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae, your daddy loves you. That’s why he chose you to be the heir.

Rhaenyra: Please, he only did it because there was no one else. And doesn’t want it to be my uncle Daemon.

Alicent: *kneels before an altar* Come on, kneel with me.

Rhaenyra: *kneels with Alicent* Fine.

Alicent: I know it’s weird, but doing this, I feel like I’m close to my mommy again.

Rhaenyra: It’s not weird.

Alicent: Good, you should try it, you know. Light a candle.

Rhaenyra: Ok. *lights a candle* What will I say?

Alicent: Whatever you want.

Alicent and Rhaenyra: *prays*

Rhaenyra: *cries*

Alicent, to Rhaenyra:

Alicent: It's ok, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: I just want my daddy to see me as more than just his baby girl.

Alicent: My daddy does this to me too. When I want to spend time with him, I know that I should do the effort.

Rhaenyra: Aww, thanks, bestie.

. . . . .

Corlys and Rhaenys: *walking in the palace gardens toward Viserys*

Viserys: Oh, hi. I want you to know that I value the bond of our houses. Besides, Couz Rhae is my fave cousin after all, but don’t tell other people I said that.

Rhaenys: Aww, couz. You flatter me.

Corlys: Btw, sorry about the outburst during the council meeting earlier.

Viserys: It’s ok. I know the Velaryon fleet is one of the kingdom’s important assets, but as king, it’s my duty to avoid war, unless we have no choice.

Colrys: Also, I have a proposition. The queen is dead, you named Rhae-Rhae your heir, you lil’ bro took over Dragonstone, and now pirates are invading our most critical shipping lane.

Viserys: …ok?

Rhaenys: Well, it’s true, cousin. Bitches across the realm think you’re weak.

Viserys: And us taking over the Stepstones is like the only solution you can think of? Wtf.

Corlys: You know, if there’s drama, you either gotta face it head on, or get away and avoid the hot seat. But you should never, ever let it hit you right in the face.

Viserys: Wtf are you saying?

Corlys: Well, we were thinking that you should marry our baby girl, Laena.

Viserys:

Viserys: Honestly, I did not see this coming. I haven’t even thought about remarrying. It hasn’t even been a year since Aemma died.

Rhaenys: The kingdom expects you to remarry. And our Laena is perfect wife material.

Viserys:

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Daddy, we haven’t talked to each other since, you know.

Viserys: I know, and I’m sorry. I think we should talk more often.

Rhaenyra: Well, you can say whatever you want. You’re the king after all.

Viserys: I loved your mommy very much.

Rhaenyra: Me too.

Viserys and Rhaenyra: *awkward eating noises*

Rhaenyra: Btw, Ser Harrold showed me the recruits, and they were…ok.

Viserys: Oh, go on.

Rhaenyra: But asking them, I figured out that Crispy was the only one who has actual hand-to-hand combat experience.

Viserys: Ah, good to know you’ve chosen a bodyguard.

Rhaenyra: Btw, about earlier-

Viserys: It’s ok, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: I just thought I have some-

Viserys: Aww, you’re still young. You’re still gonna learn.

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* I’m the fucking heir and I’m not allowed to propose a solution? Wtf!

. . . . .

Grand Maester Mellos: *places maggots on a bowl*

Viserys: Wtf is that?

Mellos: It’s for your wound, my king. Maggots will eat dead flesh and stop the rotting.

Viserys, to Mellos and Otto: Btw, you guys, Corly and Couz Rhae talked to me earlier. They proposed for me to marry.

Otto: Really? To whom?

Viserys: To their baby girl, Laena.

Otto: Wtf? Corly’s such a bitch! That shit should be one of the main teas in the small council.

Viserys: Wtf do you think I’m doing right now?

Viserys: So, wtf should I do?

Otto: Laena is still a baby.

Mellos: Well, the Velaryons are still salty when the great council named you heir instead of your cousin, Rhaenys. It would def make things right, btw.

Viserys: I’m worried about what Rhae-Rhae will think.

Mellos: It doesn’t matter, my king. Her mommy’s dead so her daddy has to continue the royal line.

Otto: Uh, I know it’s hard, my own wifey’s death still hurts. But to replace her for duty’s sake? I mean, you may be the king. But I’m so glad I’m not you right now.

. . . . .

Viserys and Laena: *walking through the gardens*

Viserys: *thoughts* This is weird af.

Laena: So, what was it like riding the Aegon’s dragon? You were Balerion’s last rider, right?

Viserys: Just a little while before he died. With Balerion dead, memories of Valyria died with him.

Laena: Isn’t Vhagar still alive? But we don’t know where she is, and she’s too large to be in the dragonpit though.

Viserys and Laena: *awkward silence*

Laena: Btw, my king it’d be nice if we get married. I will give you many babies and strengthen the royal line and the realm.

Viserys: Did your daddy told you to say that?

Laena: *shrugs*

Viserys: What did your mommy tell you?

Laena: That I shouldn’t sleep with you until I’m 14.

Viserys:

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *watching Viserys and Laena in the gardens*

Rhaenys: It bothers you, right?

Rhaenyra: My daddy is the king. It’s his duty to remarry and strengthen his line.

Rhaenys: Bitch, please, I didn’t ask for a lesson in politics. I asked if it bothers you.

Rhaenyra: Wtf Laena is your baby girl. Does it bother you too?

Rhaenys: Of course, duh! But unlike you, I know how the order of things work.

Rhaenyra: I don’t understand. Are you trying to make me mad because-?

Rhaenys: No, it’s not that. Your daddy will have to remarry sooner or later, either to my baby girl or to someone else. By then his new wifey will have more babies/heirs, and maybe one of those will be a baby boy. And when your daddy dies, and your baby bro gets older, everyone will expect him to be the heir, not you. Because that is how things work.

Rhaenyra: When I become queen, I will create a new order.

Rhaenys: Oh, how I wish, Rhae-Rhae. They had their chance to name a queen, but they didn’t.

Rhaenyra: But they denied you, lol. The queen who never was? But they bent the knee to me.

Rhaenys: Ok, truth time, and I don’t think anyone has balls to tell you this. Men would wreak havoc and destroy the realm, than see a woman sit on the iron throne. And your daddy isn’t an idiot, he knows that.

. . . . .

Viserys: They want me to remarry. They obviously want a new queen.

Alicent: A new queen will calm things down, I guess. Do they have someone in mind?

Viserys: Corly offered his baby girl, Laena. So there’s that.

Alicent: It’s not bad, actually. I’m sure she’s great, and that she will like your company like I do.

Viserys: …

Alicent: *brings out a box* Oh, btw, I brought you something.

Viserys: *opens the box and sees a mended dragon model*

Alicent: I had it fixed for you.

Viserys: *flattered* Omfg thanks, Ali.

Otto: *walks in and ignores the fact that Ali is there* My king, we have a problem so I called the council.

Viserys: Why?

Otto: Uh… I think it’s better if we just talk about it there.

Viserys: Fine.

. . . . .

Dragonkeeper: It happened at midnight, my king.

Viserys: *lowkey angry* How tf did a thief stole a dragon’s egg while 50 of you were there?!

Dragonkeeper: I’m so sorry, my king. But it was your lil’ bro, the Prince Daemon who stole it.

Otto: Your lil’ bro left a letter, explaining why he did shit.

Mellos: *reads the letter* I, Prince Daemon Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and Rightful heir to the Iron throne, am getting hitched. My future wife will be called Lady Mysaria of Dragonstone, she’s knocked up and I want a dragon’s egg in the baby’s crib just like everyone in our family.

Mellos: *rolls the letter* Your lil’ bro has also invited you to his wedding, and it’s like, in 2 days.

Lyman: Wtf?

Corlys: Who tf is this Mysaria person?

Otto: Daemon’s sidechick. He’s obviously mocking you, my king.

Lyonel: Yeah, seems like it.

Viserys: Daemon’s just looking for attention.

Corlys: Everyone’s looking at you, my king.

Viserys: Wtf do you want me to do? Send him to the Wall?

Otto: Daemon has taken Dragonstone, took the gold cloaks with him, and now stole a dragon’s egg-

Rhaenyra: Who’s egg is it?

Everyone: Um, what?

Rhaenyra: Which egg did Daemon take?

Dragonkeeper: The one you chose for your lil’ bro Prince Baelon, Princess Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: *angry* That son of a bitch!

Viserys: *facepalms* That’s it! Otto, assemble an army, I’ll go to Dragonstone and drag Daemon’s ass back here myself.

Otto: My king, it’s too dangerous. I’m sorry, but I won’t allow it. I’ll do it.

Viserys: Alright.

. . . . .

Otto: *gets ready to leave*

Alicent: *helps Otto, lowkey panicking*conceal, don’t feel, don’t let it show

Otto: *notices her panicking and takes her hands* Ali, you’re the most pretty girl in court. Wtf are you doing to yourself?

Alicent: …

Otto: You visiting the king tonight?

Alicent: If that’s what you want, then sure.

Criston: *arrives*

Alicent: Hi, Crispy.

Criston: Hi, Lady Ali. Btw, Lord Otto, I called 20 of your guys and Harrold will also join us.

Alicent: Please watch after my daddy, Crispy.

. . . . .

Otto and company: *arrives at Dragonstone*

Daemon and company: *waiting for them*

Daemon: Ah, welcome to Dragonstone, Otto.

Otto: Your stay is at an end, Daemon. You have to return the dragon’s egg, disband your army, break-up with your sidechick, and gtfo of Dragonstone by order of King Viserys.

Daemon: So, where is the king, hmm? I don’t see him.

Otto: He’s too busy to deal with your bullshit.

Daemon, at Criston: Oh, you look so familiar.

Criston: I’m new to the kingsguard, btw.

Daemon: Oh, yes, sorry. I mean, I’ve seen you before, but I don’t remember you.

Criston: Maybe, you’d remember the time I knocked you off your horse.

Daemon: *laughs* Omfg yes! You’re a bad bitch. Good.

Otto: This is so pathetic, Daemon. Did you really need to do all this just to get you big bro’s attention?

Daemon: I’m just following tradition. Just like my big bro did for his heir.

Otto: Traditions for the trueblood royalty, not for bastards with sidechicks.

Daemon: Wtf Mysaria’s gonna be my wife.

Otto: This is stupid. You’re making your bro look bad on the people.

Daemon: Idgaf what people think.

Otto: And those bitches behind you, huh?

Daemon: Lay off them, Otto. I’m their commander. Nothing you can do about that. I know you’re here for the egg. Come and get it then.

Otto: Omfg you’re crazy. This is like declaring war against your king.

Daemon: I guess it is.

Otto: Really? Even if your sidechick and the fetus inside her die in the process?

Daemon: *pulls his sword* You’re on fucking thin ice, Otto. Don’t you even fucking dare!

Caraxes: *growls* Hi everyone! Thanks for visiting Dragonstone.

Otto: *internally panicking* Oh, shit! I totally forgot about the dragon.

Otto, to his men: Lower your fucking swords.

Daemon: Ha! Pussies.

Syrax: *distant growling*

Everyone: Wtf is that sound?

Syrax: *flys over them* That is how you make an entrance, Rhae-Rhae. With everyone’s eyes on you.

Daemon: *thoughts* Dammit, my niece is hot.

Rhaenyra: *dismounts Syrax and walks towards the men*

Otto, to Rhaenyra: Wtf are you doing here, Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Preventing bloodshed.

Otto, to Criston: Crispy, please get the princess out of here.

Rhaenyra, to Otto’s men: Don’t piss off Syrax, or she’ll burned you alive.

Rhaenyra: *walks towards Daemon* Hi Uncle. Btw, you’re in my castle.

Daemon: You’re not legal age yet, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: My daddy’s mad at you.

Daemon: Tf does he care? I’m celebrating because I’m getting married.

Rhaenyra: You’re already married. Lol

Daemon: I didn’t wanna marry her. Wtf.

Rhaenyra: But you stole my baby bro’s dragon egg, why?

Daemon: A dragon egg was placed in your crib after you were born. My baby should have one as well.

Rhaenyra: Wait, you’re gonna be a dad? Is that bitch pregnant?

Daemon: Yeah, I mean…one day.

Mysaria: Wtf Daemon that’s not what we rehearsed!

Mysaria: *walks out*

Rhaenyra: Look, if you wanna be heir again, you’ll have to kill me. Just get it over with. I’m so tired of all this drama, honestly.

Otto: *visibly concerned* Omfg if she dies, the king will kill me.

Daemon: *thoughts* Damn, she has balls. I like her.

Daemon: Fuck it! You win.

Daemon: *throws Rhae-Rhae the dragon egg*

Rhaenyra: *victory smile* That’s what I thought.

Rhaenyra, to Otto and company: And that is how you do it, bitches!

. . . . .

Daemon: *slightly pissed and turned on as he walks back into the castle*

Mysaria: *obviously mad*

Daemon: Hey, babe. Sorry about what happened earlier.

Mysaria: I did not expect the fuckery you pulled, Daemon.

Daemon: Don’t worry about that.

Mysaria: You swore to protect me, wtf!

Daemon: This is a safe place. What are you worried about?

Mysaria: Your big bro might want to take this back. He’ll forgive you if you say sorry but what about me? What then?

Daemon: Wtf? Just calm down.

. . . . .

Viserys: I came to you for a 2nd opinion.

Lyonel: Alright, shoot.

Viserys: Ever since my grandpa named me heir over his wifey, Corly has been rolling his eyes at me.

Lyonel: You’re the king, and Corly has a big-head. Big-headed people don’t like looking up.

Viserys: Laena Velaryon, tell me what you think?

Lyonel: Well, she’s Corly’s baby girl, your master of ships, she comes from the richest house in the realm, and she has old Valyrian and Targaryen blood. She’s the perfect candidate. What the problem?

Viserys: She’s like, 12!

Lyonel: She will grow. Everyone does.

Viserys: But I don’t wanna get married again.

Lyonel: You can say that, but it’s your duty. So you have to.

Viserys: What if I reject Corly’s proposal.

Lyonel: Oh, he will be mad, definitely. But things are stirring in the Stepstones. And we need him and his ships if we wanna win.

Viserys: Wtf?

Lyonel: It’s honestly a win-win sitch for all of us.

Harrold: *burst in* My king, Princess Rhae-Rhae has arrived from Dragonstone.

Viserys:

Viserys: Dragonstone? Where tf did she go?

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Hi daddy!

Viserys: What tf were you thinking?! You’re my only heir, you could’ve been killed!

Rhaenyra: Can I sit first?

Viserys: You went to Dragonstone?

Rhaenyra: And got the egg without bloodshed. Because I don’t think Otto can do that with Uncle Daemon.

Viserys: Yeah, well, you’re not wrong. You’re just like your mommy. I miss her so much and it’s not the same without her.

Rhaenyra: I miss her too.

Viserys: I wish I knew what to say after she died. It’s still a surprise to me that my baby girl is not a baby anymore. And I know that you know what the people are saying they want me to do.

Rhaenyra: I know. You have to remarry.

Viserys: Your mommy is irreplaceable. Just as I much as you’re my heir. But we have to secure the line. I don’t wanna make things weird between us, Rhae-Rhae-

Rhaenyra: Daddy, you’re the king. It is your duty. Mommy would understand, like I do.

. . . . .

Viserys: *takes a deep breath* Alright, let’s do this.

Viserys: Hey, y’all! So I’ve decided to remarry, just like what everyone wants me to do.

Viserys: *looks over at Rhae-Rhae*

Rhaenyra: It’s ok, daddy.

Viserys: I wanna marry…*looks over at Alicent*

Alicent: *panics* Omfg why is he looking at me?

*High Council drum rolls*

Viserys: Lady Alicent Hightower.

Alicent: What?

Otto: *victory smile* Ha! In your face, Corly!

Corlys: Wtf? We are neighbors and my wifey is your cousin! This is ridiculous!

Viserys: Hey, I’m your king. You will fucking accept my decision and deal with it.

Corlys: *walks out* Fuck you and your decision, I’m outta here!

Rhaenyra:

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Fuck you, dad! *walks out*

. . . . .

Corlys: The Velaryons and Targaryens go way back since the Old Valyria. But unlike you, we don’t ride dragons. So we rode ships instead. And believe it or not, you and I are more alike than you care to admit.

Daemon: Bitch please, your bro is not a king.

Corlys: I mean, we needed to do something to gain attention because we’re often ignored.

Daemon: Did you really tell me to come here to insult me? Or there’s something else you want?

Corlys: Well, I think you know all the shit happening in the Stepstones, right?

Daemon: Ah, yes, some pirate prince wannabe is feeding sailors to crabs.

Corlys: I’ve been telling your big bro to send my navy to deal with the problem, but it’s like he doesn’t care about it.

Daemon: Viserys doesn’t like war, that’s probably why.

Corlys: This pirate prince wannabe is called the Crabfeeder, and he has powerful bitches supporting him. And your bro not caring had caused him to rise. If those shipping lanes fall, my house will be crippled and I don’t wanna go broke while our king flaunts his riches with fancy parties.

Daemon: Hey, don’t talk about my big bro like that! Only I’m allowed to do that.

Corlys: If you help us, it would also make you look good. We’re not spoonfed things when we asked them, we do shit to earn them.

Daemon: …

Daemon: Fine, I’m in.

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piningintrovert · 1 year

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You address me and then block me when I respond? That's not very Dom-like behavior, now is it Luta?

You can do whatever the fuck you want, but keep my name out of your mouth. I have never spoken to you or attacked you on anon and I don't plan on starting anytime soon. Who are you to hide from? Also, I have never mentioned your children and don't condone those who are bringing them into this so let's make one thing abundantly clear:

You better be damn sure of who your aggressors are before you open your mouth and start spewing accusations. THAT was your original point, wasn't it?

For those just joining this shit show, below is my response to a post in which Luta directly addressed me. As I predicted, she blocked me so her followers won't see it.

I'm posting it again for transparency. Take from it what you will, but I won't allow anyone to put words in my mouth or silence me.

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Original Post

How does it feel to be so loud and so wrong? There must be some kind of dopamine hit involved to have your head so far up your ass that you fail to see reason, but don't worry. I got you.

The anon above is not me. I only addressed this with you twice: under your initial post (original has been deleted) in a comment you deleted (I usually keep receipts in these situations because people end up showing their asses, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt) and in the ask you won't publish because it does not align with your rhetoric. But again, don't worry. I got you.

Hi, Luta. After you deleted my comment, I've been going back and forth on whether or not I should address this again, but I decided to give it one last shot given our history. Your point and opinion on the situation are not wrong. The issue is you using Emmett Till's tragic, very racially-motivated case to emphasize and bolster your point when it was not needed. It comes across as tone-deaf because, although it may not have been your intention, there is an implicit comparison being made. The circumstances of each case are vastly different and cannot be placed alongside each other in this way. That is point I and others are trying make.

You always preach about being open to discourse despite differing viewpoints as long it's done with respect. I guess that only applies when it's on your terms, huh? I do not want or need access to your blog so spare me that holier-than-thou mess. Who tf do you think you are? I addressed you directly and respectfully. Yet here you are talking out the side of your neck with this bullshit.

Let's go, then.

I did NOT say you were drawing a direct comparison. I said that there is an unintentional, implicit comparison being made. This happened just by having both cases present in the discussion.

Since you like to bring up literacy, let's have a quick vocabulary lesson:

unintentional (adj) - not done on purpose implicit (adj) - implied though not plainly expressed

Got it? Good.

So yes, you're damn right I feel some type of way. I am witnessing a horrific tragedy in my history being used in an asinine way. I and other Black people are telling you the use of Emmett's case in this context is in tone-deaf, offensive and hurtful and instead of listening and trying to understand, you decide to double-down, go on a diatribe, and backpedal in postscript when people call you out? Be fucking for real.

Our history did matter @lutawolf which is why I came to you directly hoping you would see where I was coming from, but that's on me for being naïve.

#don't play with me #i am not the fucking one #rae speaks #lutawolf #coconuts mafia #text

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bullshit-bulltrue · 9 months

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☆ hawk talk 8/16/23 ☆

i was waiting at the front of the school with the rest of the entire school for them to open the doors

and what happened?

all the girls were screaming because of a fucking cicada.

my ears have hurt less from listening to death rock at max volume.

I. WAS. NOT. PREPARED. FOR 40 GIRLS SCREAMING THEIR LUNGS OUT.

oh and uh it was funny bc at one point delgado started jumping up and down to catch the cicada lol

oh and speaking of him, when the staff let us in the school building we had to still wait in the quad(i think that's what we call it) for an other 20 minutes and it turns out i was sorta close to him and his friends while waiting and we made eye contact and he waved at me <3

and his friends kinda just like,, looked at me and i'm like uh hi?

LIKE TF

yeah uh

delgado is really cool but i don't think his friends are too fond of me *awkwardly zones out and questions life bc i haven't been mean and i don't want real chill people to hate me bc that has happened way too many times*

SO ANYWAY-

oh yeah i forgot something

HOW THE HELL DO I ALWAYS END UP WALKING BEHIND DELGADO?? LIKE BITCH RESPECTFULLY MOVE OUT THE WAY I CANNOT SEE OVER YOU YOU'RE LIKE AT LEAST 3 INCHES TALLER THAN ME AND I AM ALREADY BLIND AS IT IS

but like it's better than all the taller people being behind me and me almost getting trampled

so.. yeah ig...

nothing much happened in history

it was boring

but my desk buddy was acting pretty cool

i still don't like her but i don't necessarily hate her rn

um math was the same ??

oh we learned a way easier way to solve a particular kind of equation!!!!

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT!

OH AND THEN WE HAD ENGLISH!!

AND OMG SO THE TEACHER HAD BEEN PRONOUNCING BASEBALL GUY'S NAME WRONG FOR A WEEK AND A HALF OMFG

AND LIKE I KNEW SHE WAS PRONOUNCING IT WRONG BC THERE WAS NO WAY HIS NAME SOUNDED THAT STUPID

Y'ALL I CAN'T-

AND THEN THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED HAPPENED:

Mrs. k: *road call* *says baseball guy's name*

baseball guy: here

mrs. k: i'm not pronouncing that right, am i?

baseball guy: nope.

mrs. k: *waits for him to pronounce it right* ... *guesses and actually gets it right*

baseball guy: *still don't fucking say anything*

(he's jut like this when it comes to the english teacher so the whole not talking thing isn't like strange behavior or anything)

oh and delgado's short bestie had to do testing still so he had to go to another classroom

and like

we have a new student. she sat at our table. so uh,, yeah

it was like kinda awkward cus any time i tried engaging in conversation with her she didn't answer me and i was like okay you're probably not a bitch and ur just shy that's fine but like i wanted to scream

BASEBALL GUY IS QUIET TOO BUT AT LEAST HE SPEAKS WHEN SPOKEN TO GODDAMN

so it was awkward just having someone literally just watch me and my friend speak for a while but then i was like fuck you and completely tuned her out

AND WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME HOW PAINSTAKINGLY AWKWARD IT IS FOR YOU AND SOMEONE ELSE TO GRAB THE SAME SHEET OF PAPER MULTIPLE TIMES BC LIKE ALL THE PAPERS WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESK AND ME AND BASEBALL GUY KEPT REACHING FOR THE SAME PAPER LIKE FIVE FUCKING TIMES AND AT ONE POINT I WAS LIKE NAW BESTIE I'M JUST PUTTING MY HAND DOWN AND I JUST WAITED FOE HIM TO GIVE ME THE PAPERS BC HOLY SHIT I WANTED TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE (let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die! was written about me actually)

oh and like we used this one program to measure our lexile and like i was the only student who's never used it before

so i'm like hha idk what to do <3

and mrs. k explained it and basically you read and get quizzed and that's it and like i didn't know where to find my test score so like i wrote down the wrong answer on my log 😭😭

AND THE NUMBER FOR LIKE A CERTAIN PART OF THE THINGY WAS 8 PLUS 20 BONUS POINTS

SO I WROTE THAT DOWN

AND THEN DELGADO SAW AND HE'S LIKE [INSERT DEAD NAME) THAT AIN'T RIGHT 💀 SMTH AIN'T ADDIN UP

so then i was like WHERE TF DO I LOOK FOR MY SCORE THEN

and yeah when i gave him my chromebook to show me where tf to look i just had to scroll down 😭😭

and then he was like "oh you got a hundred, good job!" and then i mentally started doing a happy dance <3

and then we like did our english journal thing to where we had to glue shit and put tabs in our notebook and stuff and it was actually fun !!

and then we had to number a bunch of pages and i treated it like a race in my head bc i'm like that and even tho nobody technically knew i was racing, i WON, bitches

so then i decided to bother delgado at lunch again 🙃

well idk if i bothered him per se, or his friends 💀

so like my mom has been packing me dragon fruit everyday for lunch and i got burned out this week so i gave it to delgado's friend Alex

and he's like "why you keep giving me this 😃" and he's like naw i still want it but like why

and i'm like "because i'm fucking nice 🙂"

nah i just said that i was burned out and shit

so yeah

and brO-

DELGADO HAS THE BEST CURSED IMAGE COLLECTION I HAVE EVER SEEN LIKE I SERIOUSLY NEED TO UP MY GAME Y'ALL

I SWEAR I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY POZOLE THREE TIMES

oh and like i also gave delgado the tortillas my mom packed me bc i wasn't that hungry and i did not think that him eating the school good was a good idea bc it's on a prison level of shitty ngl

so then this bitch takes the tortillas, and him and alex start slapping each other in the face with them 😭😭

ALEX THROWS THE TORTILLA ACROSS THE FUCKING MESS HALL DUDES

AND THEN DELGADO TAKES THE 3RD TORTILLA AND CRUMPLES IT UP AND WRAPS IT INTO A BALL IN THE TINFOIL AND THROWS IT AT SOMEONE'S HEAD

THIS BITCH IS A MENACE

oh and yo i found out that Alex is of puerto rican descent and i'm like so glad that the group i hang out with is all latino

except lanie, she's the token gringa, but that's alright, it's not her fault <3

so then from the mess hall, me and delgado are headed the same way bc our lockers are sorta close to one another

and THIS BITCH

so i put my stuff back in my locker, right?

well now i'm having to exit the hallway for our grade and it's loud as fuck and then all a sudden i hear delgado yelling my name and he's running up to me and is like "HEY! WE NEED OUR CHROMEBOOKS!"

wait let's format it like this:

okay from the top:

d: *running up to me and yelling bc it's loud asf* HEY! [INSERT LEGAL NAME] WE NEED OUR CHROMEBOOKS!!!"

m: WHAT?? (m stands for Me) AGAIN???

d: YEAH

*runs to my locker to grab it*

random ass teacher: hey! go around!

(we have a system where you enter the hallway one way, and if you need to go back, you have to exit and start all over. it sucks ass. i hate it)

m: *running to catch up with d after getting my chromebook bc we have PE in the same period*

my gym coach: oh no, only the boys need it bc they didn't do the form yet

m: *ready to lay on the gym floor and cry* oh, okay! *acts happy bc i ain't bout to be a weak bitch infront of her*

m: *runs like my life depends on it to my locker to put my chromebook back and runs back to the gym* (THE GYM AND MY GRADE HALLWAY ARE NOT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, AT ALL Y'ALL)

(LITERALLY RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SCHOOL)

I WAS ALMOST LATE BUT I BARELY MADE IT BEFORE THE TARDY BELL RANG AND I SWEAR I DID A FUCKING MILE SINCE I RAN BACK AND FORTH LIKE 4 TIMES SO ME THINKS THAT COUNTS FOR ENOUGH PE

and then we had to do like fitness testing and we did:

push-ups, sit ups, crunches, shuttle runs, a lap around the volleyball court, and then basketball

AND WE DO THE MILE ON FRIDAY, IF IT DOESN'T RAIN!!!!!

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THAT !!!!

^^ this is genuine, y'all. i love running so much!! yk, except for when it's back and forth across the entire school trying not to be late

AND LIKE I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED AT DELGADO BC DEEP DOWN I KNEW I DIDN'T NEED MY CHROMEBOOK BC WE DID THAT SHIT YESTERDAY

but then i was like why am i mad at him? it's not like he knew or anything so i didn't yell at him or anything lol

and then at the end of school when i passed him in the hallway, we said our goodbyes and yeah since i have first lunch tomorrow –technically today but whatever– we don't have the same lunch schedule, but i'll probably eat lunch with him on Friday, so that's cool!

oh and also, since i hate broadcast with a burning passion, my mom is going to go raging bitch mode in my school until i get an elective in my grade hallway that i want <3

and i want an elective in my grade hallway so i have 3rd lunch so that i don't ever have to eat lunch alone bc i look like a sad girl with no friends when i have 1st lunch and my anxiety peaks so yeah

I HOPE YOU LIKED TODAY <3

well technically yesterday but whatever fuck off

it's now 3:30am and i need to sleep

i woke up at 1am for no reason so??

yeah lol

night <3

#☆ hawk talk #i did NOT mean for this is published so late but i fell asleep and i woke up at like 1am so i was like LET'S WRITE IM MY DIARY

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thoughts on harrow the ninth (actual) chapter one and also chapter two

man i got confused. apparently i read parodos last time, not chapter one. also i hadn't noticed the prologue was the night before the emperor's murder. i promise i am paying attention now. also i accidentally read some of chapter two before chapter one because i mixed up what i had already read.

and as someone paying attention, i am noticing that at the end of the prologue, harrow says three syllables. and i am big time on the train of saying that some timeline (or memory) fuckery has occurred. so i think those syllables may be GI DE ON.

anyway onto chapter one.

lol harrow doesn't get it. you gotta listen to the sword. seems fairly, uh, literal, that she vomits when holding it, though. is the sword magic, or is this some kind of psychological issue?

it's a great sword. the kind gideon used. maybe harrow's body (lowercase b) recognizes gideon on some level and knows something is wrong.

i am also very curious about the line about the body making it so time can be relied to work right. hmmmmm.

now, chapter two.

god has SERIOUS gamer energy. i will not elaborate.

this man is very reasonable and sensitive. too much so. the vibe i get is that he could rationalize anything. he is happy to show his sensitive side because it makes you sympathize with him.

i wonder how many of harrow's secrets are out. we're sending a bunch of new people to her house. does god realize she puppeted her parents? is that water under the bridge?

i can imagine many reasons why the cost of resurrection might be too great. but i have to wonder why the cost of returning to the houses is also too great. that's a funky one.

there's a really interesting paragraph in here where i can't tell if it's just describing things in a fancy way or if it's implying that the Body is harrow's? then is harrow, say, in gideon's body? or does the Body just look the same as harrow? or am i reading the completely wrong thing from this?

this planet stuff is neat. so planets get converted from thalergic to thanergic, which is very confusing. is that why we lack much agriculture here? they turn the planets from something that can sustain life to something they can draw necromantic power from?

so big g resurrected everyone because the planets died and a bunch of Resurrection Beasts spawned. imma be real: this is extremely cool. like extremely fucking cool. incomprehensibly powerful beasts that are near-impossible to kill? fucking baller.

ah so they chase big g. so that's why he can't go to the houses. not even for a day? I mean, how far away are they. hmm.

all of this, however, might not be as true as it seems. that's the thing about this god fellow. he really does not seem like a liar. that makes it extremely dangerous if he is a liar.

okay. that was all fun and games but we're getting to the serious stuff:

what the HELL is with this body shit?

the body of the locked tomb had been with harrow for a long time. again, this really seems like something harrow would have acknowledged back during book one. the more details we get the less i can believe that this was going on all along. there is fuckery about.

the body has not spoken to harrow since the night her parents died. THIS IS NOT TRUE. we just saw the body said "This isn't how it happens" when Harrow was talking to Ortus. i repeat: there is fuckery about.

harrow walked with her? dreamed of her? there's all this history? tf????

what made harrow half a lyctor. she seemed a pretty proper one last time.

they're saying ortus died. like. tf???? that dweeb? he is not the one that made a sacrifice for harrow's lyctorhood. the suggestion that it was ortus makes harrow SICK!

what does mr. god suspect? he said the name a third time, almost like he was experimenting what effect it had on harrow.

there is absolutely fuckery about, of the major variety. the question is whether it's time fuckery, memory fuckery, or extremely clever fuckery i can't suspect. like this could be something like gideon jumped into a hole that makes her retroactively never have existed but the vestiges of her soul push into reality through harrow's perception and try to help her. or it could be that nothing crazy happened and this is just all one giant con that the narrative is somehow cleverly pulling on me. but it's gotta be SOMETHING. if the book tries to gaslight me i'm pushing it away and gaslighting myself.

the body could be gideon in some form, but it could also not be. what the hell would have magically associated gideon with the locked tomb itself, making her the Body of the Locked Tomb? it could be some incarnation of that girl harrow saw inside the locked tomb, too. man who fucking KNOWS what this shit is.

harrow names colors that the body's hair could have once been (she says in death, not in life) and does not mention red as a possibility.

#pizza reads locked tomb #the locked tomb #tlt #harrow the ninth

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1, 7, 12 🔥 (about Tudor History?)

the [character] everyone gets wrong (1)

many of you are about to get real mad at me, but it must be said:

henry viii

what [character] did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? (7)

c/ oa, for sure. i actually used to be a stan of hers; but the (c)overt misogyny and historic illiteracy of her standom smothered that little flame in my heart. ECM since then has firmly stamped out all the remaining embers... (god, she is so fucking annoying)

edit: i don't really 'hate' her but considering how many anons i've gotten accusing me of doing so, i'm willing to say i do if it means you will all leave me tf alone. cheers ♡

the unpopular [character] that you actually like and why more people should like them (12)

i'll say henry viii again bcus i just love to be hated; tudor media is such a popular entity unto itself that calling him 'unpopular' sounds weird but i do also feel that as he's been continually decentered from the narrative (six the musical, faceless and dialogue-less even in recent documentaries, nonentity and/or one-dimensional villain in many of the newer tudor productions centering on the tudor queens, etc) he has become gradually underrated in pop culture and almost invisible as an individual with his own private hopes, dreams, fears, beliefs, insecurities, etc.

and certainly in this 'fandom' as it exists he is not what i would call 'popular'.

anyway, what was i saying.... 'like' and 'appreciate' are probably not the appropriate words. but i think many are very quick to judge and not acknowledge how gradual his corruption was. the common sentiment seems to be 'i don't understand him and also i hate him' which seems inherently contradictory.... but i don't actually think henry is that hard to understand (speaking from the rare vantage of someone that's read a lot of what he wrote and was recorded to have said, tbf); i just think people don't want to understand him (which, is understandable, tbf, also). we would all love to say that were we born into immense power, privilege, wealth, and instilled with the belief that we were divinely ordained to rule, closer to god than anyone else save our few contemporaries (anointed monarchs), that we would be unequivocally just and merciful and remain humble. but tbh, we're kidding ourselves to believe that. that besides all the other principles of the age, is the mindset you have to put yourself into in order to understand henry.

#anon #choose violence ask meme #and also i would say henry did not exist in a vacuum is an important thing to remember #not just a product of the time but the system of which he inherited/ was helm #the sign that corruption was innate~~~~ is always the executions of empson and dudley #mind you they were arrested and in the tower for quite a space of time until henry ultimately decided to have them executed #so it doesn't seem it was impulsive #but rather something he knew was an important decision that couldn't be rushed; that he weighed for some time prior #and also the council too was pushing for it #it isn't to say it wasn't his choice but the image that he was indiscriminately chopping and changing right out of the gate.........#bcus like i know dudley at least was convicted july 1509 #not executed until a year later #which mary i stans for the equivalent claims is proof positive of her 'endlessly benign mercy' wrt jane grey's conviction and execution #(three months apart...........)#so. the double standards for these figures are. interesting #and don't actually seem to go in the direction her stans claim they do.

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So an article showed up for how Taylor Swift has caused a surge in popularity for the name Willow. Thing is, nearly every single comment were either acting like Taylor Swift had nothing to do with the name and it existed before thus she didn't create it, or that other people connect Willow with different things like Buffy or whatever, thus Taylor can't have made it popular as other things did because they personally think of other things it is tied to. Again. None of this was stated otherwise by the article, just that Taylor has helped boost popularity in the name for many people

But beyond that, this is what's really doing me, people have been acting like this is incredibly stupid, that society is doomed, and asking who does that, all because people are naming things Willow due to Taylor Swift. So all I did was point out the simple factual truth of thousands of years of human history, that a vast majority of the names people give their children/pets are based on popular culture, public figures, or what's just common names in that era, so why are people acting like this is suddenly dumb when people have been doing this forever, as that's why names become popular or die out. And people are mocking me? Like all my comment has gotten is laugh reacts and that's it? Someone finally said something but it was "Tf you talkin' bout? lol" but that's it. They're just mostly silently mocking me without explaining what's so funny, or apparently why my view is wrong and what their view is and how it's superior. I've turned off notifications for that post cause it's driving me crazy. But how the fuck are people mocking me acting like I'm saying something stupid and laughable, and they have this superiority complex and this advanced, higher, more intelligent thinking? When literally all I did was point out the fact that this isn't a new thing, people have always done this, it's why names change and go in and out of fashion? So hating Taylor/her fans for this makes no sense? But nah? Apparently that's a reason to mock me and act like I'm an idiot? Even though I just stated a fact about names?

#personal

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Hiiii!!! I really love your fandom match up idea could I get a match up from mcu/tvd! Thanks if you do it!

Gender: Female she/her

Sexuality: straight

Appearance: I’ve got short black hair which I get trimmed every three to four months because I cannot handle below jaw length, I mostly wear flannel shirts as a style statement (my friend describes my style as someone’s 40 year old dad who does a 9-5), I get dimples on my face when I smile

Facts: I’m a stem major (struggling with it) (literally dying), I want to grow up to be a professor or teacher one day, feminism is my Roman Empire

Strengths: Im a people pleaser who accepts being one, im EXTREMELY funny, I love hanging out with myself, my taste in movie is immaculate, chemistry

Weaknesses: im a bit dull and stupid in general, can’t make friends really easily, adhd haver, can’t do calculus so well, take extreme amount of stress (my doc said I’m missing my period bc of my stress level I need to calm tf down), scaredy cat

I ship you with Stefan Salvatore!

Stefan will support you in your dreams of becoming a teach or professor. He thoroughly enjoys the never ending questions he receives and how attentive you are when he gives his answers. What better way to learn about history or old school teachings than someone that has been there.

(Now I don’t know much about ADHD, but here is my take, ignore if wrong). Stefan has all the patience in the world, he honestly has all the time in the world. He will apply this to your stream of consciousness that seems to flow from one idea to the next. He is a great listener and enjoys the journey between where you started and where you end up. He is more than happy to keep you on track if that is what you need, otherwise you are a free woman. It’s your world and he is just living in it

You know who also has a hard time making friends? Stefan. He is a renowned hermit who enjoys his own company. This will work perfectly for you as both your needs align. There is no guilt when asking for alone time or space because he feels the same as you and completely understand why you need to refresh.

I ship you with Tony Stark!

You mentioned that one of your strengths is chemistry, which Tony likes to add his spin to. Now he would never discredit your intellect but he will make pick up lines and jokes. He may have mentioned that you and him have great chemistry and has even hypothesised what could have if the two of you interact with each other

(Now I don’t know much about ADHD, but here is my take, ignore if wrong). You two are a force to be reckoned with. The Avengers believe that you have a secret language that only you or Tony can understand. Where he stops, you begin and vice versa. I feel this is what makes you a great team, always bouncing ideas, the energy levels, the understanding of one another.

You say that your movie choices are impeccable, well Tony will be the judge of that. With his love of film, he will happily take onboard your suggestions, even create a movie marathon date just for it. You want to have this in-depth conversations about them? Tony is your man. He will spend all night locked in a thoughtful debate with you on all things film.

1k Follower Celebration

#tvd matchup #marvel matchup #stefan salvatore #tony stark #tvd #marvel #the vampire diaries #Tony stark x reader #Stefan Salvatore x reader #the vampire diaries matchup

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tea-time-with-london · 8 months

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I hate the shift from s2 to s3 because you can tell that some of the characters got reduced to stereotypes in order to make the show more popular for a general audience. I always call it the marvelisation of Stranger Things. The characters are Hopper, Dustin, Erica, and Steve.

Especially the last one. I hate how the show made him into this brainless himbo loser. Like Steve wasn't the smartest in s1 or s2, but he wasn't extremely stupid like the show made him out to be in s3 and s4.

It rubs me off the wrong way when they make him say he's too stupid for college when, in reality, in s2, he didn't want to go because he wanted to stay back for Nancy and make sure she is safe. Now they broke up, but he has Dustin, and you can't tell me he didn't want to stay back for him. Also, going with the "I'm just not sure where life is going direction" is far more interesting than making him too stupid for college. I constantly mourn the Steve we could have gotten if the show didn't make him into such a loser.

Sidenote: Why does the fandom shit on Steve's intelligence when he graduated high school, but Eddie was doing his senior year for the 3rd time in 86?

Anyway, the way the characters treat him in the show is sad. He can't even ask valid questions for a better understanding because the show framed it as oh look Steve is so dumb let Dustin make fun of him constantly. Like s4 takes the cake, all of Steve's "dumb" moments were not stupid. Him asking about the clock was valid bc why tf is Vecna obsessed with clocks? Or questioning Dustins theories. By asking questions, it shows me Steve is present and wants to understand but somehow gets punished for it.

Like in s2 at the Byers' house towards the end, he constantly asked questions, but it was so that the party could elaborate better and everyone was on the same page. Steve knows how to follow a conversation and discussion. He isn't stupid. And if he gets things mixed up, maybe look at his history with head injuries. He absolutely goes through it every season. By making fun of him for recovering from concussions and brain injuries, it's just vile shit.

But the fandom is even worse, like some fics straight up maje characters verbally abuse Steve for his intelligence. Like people saw the show, and instead of making things better, they decided to double down and make him the joke of every conversation to hype up other characters.

If I were Steve, I would leave them asap like those people are not my friends. Nobody ever stands up for him, not even Robin, his supposed best friend. It's honestly sad

Sorry this is so long, but as a Steve girl, every time I get to s3 and s4, I get upset with the way his character is handled.

Confession #78

He unfortunately has been the butt of the joke in some cases, which flat out sucks to witness. He's not a stupid character by any means. Sure, he's probably not the smartest, but he's not dumb whatsoever. I personally had beef with the way Dustin and Steve's friendship was portrayed in season 4. I hated it. And I mentioned before how I dislike Robin's "dingus" nickname for Steve. She overuses it so much in season 3 it was unbearable. Steve asks questions because he's curious, and wants to understand more. That's never a sign of stupidly.

And yeah, I tend to only read Steve x Reader Insert fanfics, because I refuse to read shit by people who use Steve as their punching bag in fics.

#confession 78 #steve harrington #stranger things confessions #london's confession hour #stranger things #stranger things confession #stranger things fandom #stranger things netflix #stranger things characters #stranger things discourse

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raz dnd 9

everyone wakes up hungover except senna cause she didnt get fucked up lol. they had to roll a history check cause of how fucked up they are xD teya mostly remembers. parsley only currently remembers his android deal.

android is stuck under wheatley and zen asks if hes comfortable xD he picks up wheatley and hes so grumpy lol koala wheatley! teya is grumpy and hungover from the loud robot noises.

teya and parsley are so hungover oh god. senna just shakes her head at these lightweights. zen tries to pick parsley off the ground cause hes so adament on not moving lol. parsley punched him in the face! rude.

zen made us breakfast what a good lad. he fetches teya who was still eepy. parsley looks at teya and asks why she made him fetch hair. teya says he still has her dagger and he claims it. (we started talking about what browsers everyone would use lol)

parsley turns to senna and asks wtf happaned last night. senna reminds him of his deal. wheatley happily claims he learned many fun things about his friends!

teya asks what happaned, and wheatley shrivels and says zen fucks. parsley and teya wake tf up lol. senna tries to ignore that. teya and parsley speak to each other in sylvain again and senna mutters in elfish (parsley understands and laughs lol)

parsley turns to senna and asks if teya and her kissed yet. tea is now everywhere. senna swears in elvish and zen comments they only talked about kissing! parsley comments back in elvish lol. wheatley wants to learn how to cuss! oh no parsley stop.

senna gets up and starts taking down the tent to avoid this topic. parsley and senna talk shit in elvish as we start leaving. parsley also gives teya back her dagger.

zen leads the way! senna keeps talking to parsley in elvish and teya asks him if not talking to android bothers the shit outta him lol. wheatley goes and hangs out with android xD

as were walking, teya's device malfunctions! shes gonna get stinky again! 2 points already and she puts the hat on. android finally speaks up and says not to touch her, but stops himself and keeps going. (senna still talking to parsley in private lol)

parsley tells teya she can have her healing potions. senna asks if a kiss would make it feel better. zen says teya said she would kiss her lol. parsley tells zen that alcohol messes with their memories, but of course he knows the human fucker.

zen points at the map and asks if this is where teya wanted to go. she says she hasnt spoken to her brother since she found out. parsley and senna are STILL gossiping in elvish lol xD

android turns to teya in sylvain and says to stop gossiping! and then to senna in elvish. zen says to let them have fun. senna pulls her hoodie up and just wont look at anyone. parsley shoves his hand in his mouth to stop himself from speaking.

teya yells at him in infernal. senna shoots up 'you fuckin know infernal?!' android goes "this one too mother fucker!" senna speaks to teya in infernal fuck you android.

as we walk, we start to see a town that teya recognizes. and we do from that flashback. home sweet home? average bustling small town. zen says teya has a very nice home. android goes back to being a dick. senna and teya still talking in elvish. zen is going to restock.

parsley is going to buy more healing potions. senna is staying with teya for emotional support, and says teya can show her around town if shes not ready to confront sunnie yet. senna and teya link arms and off they go. wheatley third wheels lol.

parsley goes to the apothecary and the old lady there is super old and hard of hearing. parsley is losing his shit. she keeps getting it wrong. parsley snaps and storms out.

teya leads senna to the book shop! quite a few people inside. theres sunnie! awkward. book signing over! quit running you turd. senna asks if she wants us to wait outside but she says nah.

smeark, teyas friend, is here! he runs the library and doesnt know lol. its almost time for her yearly checkup hmmmm. sunnie is hiding in the back.

senna locks the door behind them for privacy but sunnie gets even more nervous lol. teya says he never answered her sendings. sunnie says hes a famous author and senna and wheatley say they have never heard of him. sunnie asks how much they know. "im a cleric."

teya says sunnie made her a monster and its been this way for a few years now and that it happaned when she followed tori. he says he couldnt just let her die. 'decided to play god?'

he says someone else raised her for him. found her in the forest and she didnt look good. he begs her not to hurt the guy that raised her. it was her doctor! 'do you still wish that you knew?' 'i wish it hadnt happaned.' 'youd be dead.' 'i know.' wheatley calls him a fool and leaves.

sunnie says she looks fine and the spell works! teya says the magic has been failing. sunnie begins freaking. teya takes off the hat and says its not the worse shes looked. senna says shes literally had her bones out. teya and senna realize he has no idea wtf happaned with raising teya. he thought she was just alive again. shes a lich dumbass.

sennas hand is on her hilt when sunnie asks 'evil liches?' he starts crying. teya says he can make it up to her by fixing this. he says he cant find the doctor until the appointment time. he should be here tomorrow though. senna gives him a scary grin in the face and lets him go.

at the same time wheatley went to find parsley! wheatley ignores the old lady and leaves since he isnt here. wheatley hears people mumbling about the robot visitors lol. a little kid looks up at wheatley. so many questions lol. parsley finally shows up! he leaves cause he doesnt like kids but a bunch of kids follow him anyway. so many fairy questions. parsley is a dick and steals their names. wheatley shows up and yells at parsley to give their names back.

wheatley keeps yelling and says that teya is having a hard time and that sunnie is being a dick. the kids hear that parsley stole their names! now their all crying. parents are showing up lol. hes lying through his teeth lol. wheatley finally gets parsley to go with him to find teya.

back to the others! smeark asks if things didnt go well and teya says its complicated. he asks how her necromancer studies are. teya says its going good (lol). explaining the new shit she learned and spells and stuff lol. he asks teya about senna lol. he says teya under estimates herself lol. he introduces himself to senna. she curtsies back. she says teya is quite a charming young lady.

a bunch of kids run up to teya happy shes back lol. they say a mean fairy stole their names! senna goes inside to research that fuckin monster. teya goes to find and yell at parsley.

wheatley is still scolding parsley lol. parsley is indignent lol he gave them back! teya is mad xD parsley says he tried to get potions and weapons and absolutely failed. wheatley says he gave a bolt to a child and also gets yelled at. teya says that old lady normally isnt running the shop. teya says she'll get his potions for him.

an old man is behind the counter now! he also speaks sylvain and calls out parsley when hes a dick! he tries to leave and wheatley stops him. the old lady shows up and the other guy says its his mom and shes not supposed to work anymore. he upcharges parsley for messing with the kids.

senna cant find what shes looking for. smerk offers to help. he comes back with an old journal. its a hasty scribble similiar to sennas own drawing! senna says everyone forgot about the creature. the journal is mostly 'paranoid ramblings' dont forget, its watching, need to know, ect. senna doesnt consider it mad. blood in the pages. she thanks him and walks off.

senna finds them as they come out and asks if they got what they needed. we hear zen ask if business is done. teya and android are arguing again sigh. parsley is so fuckin enraged he cant speak to android. teya lets slip that parsley stole kids names and senna is mad. 'parsley wtf is wrong with you?!' now their arguing. 'if they decide to rip someones wings off we know who to blame' oof.

zen cuts this off and asks teya to show us her home. teya says she might have burned that bridge. its a bit out into the woods. teya says they just found it out here. going right inside making ourselves at home lol. decentky sized. some burnt pictures. disaster inside cause sunnie lived alone for a few months.

teyas room is full of books lol. android snarks they have to be family to be so messy. parsley flops down in a chair that hasnt been used in a long time. wheatley sits on the sofa. zen asks if they can stay the night as the sun is going down. senna says that since they wont see him for a while that teya should let sunnie stay. android and teya start snarking again and senna puts her foot down.

zen asks about a guest room and if teya and senna will share a room lol. parsley yells they should sleep together (same bed) and senna jokes they will keep them up if they do lol. senna keeps casting presti on everything lol.

sunnie is back. hes startled that were here lol. parsley is like 'this is your brother?' teya remarks that sunnie doesnt fuckin message her back. senna says he let his home go to shit. shes mad and stomps up to him about his living habits.

senna calls him a sad wet man and sunnie calls her scary and she has scary teeth. senna shrinks back at that. she apologizes for scaring him and that hes just protective of teya. senna says she already cleaned his mess for him and he shuffles to his room.

wheatley is using his sending stones again. senna asks if parsley thinks shes scary. he says no and flops back down. senna casts big healing on teya several times and gets rid of all her points! senna and teya share a comfy bed :3

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