To Sonic and Shadow: Does having kids make you gay?
"Well, I wouldn't say having kids makes us gay, considering we didn't do anything to create them, we just take care of them now."
Chu~♡
"We are gay tho."
Lil bonus under cut
"I told you not to do that in front of people!"
"Sorry Shads..."
"And you need to warn me before you do that next time!"
"Okay..."
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My favorite headcanon is that the Avenged Sevenfold Bat Country music video is in the Zones
Is it solely because the music video takes place in the desert? Yes. All the craziness in the music video? Then simply partied a little too hard, or that’s just how Zone Four usually is, nobody questions it really.
I can just imagine the Fab Four passing by them and going “🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏽🧍🏼” Cause come on, why do you have a whole freaking pet octopus living in your tub??? 😭😭 in the middle of the desert nonetheless… THEN AGAIN IT’S ZONE FOUR so they don’t question it
Party Poison doesn’t like Synyster Gates, and insists there’s a “bad feeling” about him (He stole their parking spot once and now they’re forever salty about that)
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