#seriously lmAoooo

[kxllerblond]

my blog my hobby my fun times idc but also i always feel the need to justify this ongoing arc of clark because it's just so...relationship based. and yeah a lot is romance because, let's be frank here and be real, that's a good chunk of the rpc's motivations and wants and it's the easiest to get. but it's also friends and found family, kindred spirits, etc. but he's transitioning into a very heavy emphasis on actual, meaningful connections and yeeeeah it's been a natural path here and yeah it makes sense from a writing standpoint for a muse i've had since like 2012.

like clark's initial arc was yearning for this sort of stuff and not being allowed and then we moved into him actively avoiding it and now we've moved sort of into the 'fuck it. fucked up healing arc' period where he's letting himself feel and love in all senses of the word.

and it all makes sense to me because i've been here through it all but i can just imagine new people stumbling to my blog and seeing hella smut or romance shit or wooby-wubby shit or what's supposed to be this big bad villain making bffs and being turned off or worse thinking i'm just the person for easy shipping or smut shit and writing off clark completely as an individual and that kinda sucks but yKNOW it is what it is

#iDK THIS IS JUST RAMBLING LMAO #i cant control how my muse is perceived and ig i wish i didnt care and i mostly DONT most days #but it just sucks i worry AT ALL that doing casual shit and focusing less on #action centric plotted stuff and more on dynamic building is going to make ppl disregard me or write me off #or target me for self gratifying shit etc idk idk idk im chill im chillin!!! #its just like for every silly Clark in Ships posts i want to make i hesitate or i feel like #i have to compensate somehow with a really well written 'Serious' reply kdjfghdkg iDKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAA #cw negativity #this is ic for my muse and if it was a book this would be an acceptable progression of plot and development like it's totally sensical but #there is no book to read and no oNE has been around since fucking 2012 to know this all actually totally makes sense and should be taken #seriously lmAoooo

[rhinestonesox]

When Senshi was young in the dungeon the majority of the adults he were with ostracized him. All except Gillin, who died to make sure Senshi had something to eat: unseasoned boiled meat that may or may not have been one of their comrades.

It really puts into perspective why he was so nurturing towards Chilchuck. When Chil reveals he’s 28 to the party, Senshi responds by telling him that he thought he was older. Senshi was in his 30s when he and his comrades got trapped in the dungeon, so it’s safe to assume that he thought Chil was at a similar age.

He met a young boy who was, from his perspective, forced to do dangerous work in the dungeon just like he was, and so, Senshi made an effort to look after Chilchuck in the same way Gillin looked after him.

Mind you, when Senshi was young in the dungeon he had to starve for weeks, eat the horse he loved, and finish it off spending the next i don’t know how many years wondering if he committed cannibalism.

Senshi understands first hand the value of nutrition and proper eating, so when he’s with the party he makes an effort to make sure they’re all eating a full and balanced diet. Not only that, but Senshi INVOLVES them in the process of getting food to eat, always preparing it in front of them and narrating every ingredient in the process so that there’s no doubt about what they’re eating.

#i woke up in the middle of the night to write this and haven’t proof read so i seriously hope it’s coherent lmaoooo #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #senshi #dungeon meshi #everyone jokes about senshi giving chilchuck the talk but he’s literally just trying to take care of a young boy who needs help #i’m crying #and sobbing #and punching the air

[willowser]

i don't think bakugou is that kind of useless dad that can't do anything without you helping him, but i do like the idea of him being a slightly frazzled new-ish dad 🥺

katsuki decides to take the baby with him on his run to the grocery store because you deserve a break, however small, and everything is fine, honestly, like. he can handle it.

but he is standing in line to checkout and there is drool on his shirt and his hair is a little messed up and sticky from being tugged on and he's got his items in one hand and baby on his hip.

your little girl has entered into that phase where she just likes hearing herself make noise, so she's clapping her hands together and just babbling, sometimes too loud, so loud that it attracts attention.

and katsuki is sort of bouncing her a little bit to keep her from getting squirmy, mumbling, "yeah, dah dah dah dah, i know," right to her ears only, giving curt nods to any of the older ladies in the store that coo over the sight of them.

#i just love the image of her being like alnfhfuskajdkala so loudly while looking at him #and he looks back at her and goes yes okay akfbhfhdkkakdja alright i get it #LMAOOOO #in full seriousness #so cute 🥺 #and little old ladies walk by and just adore him and he doesnt know how to take that LOL #cw children #trying to do everything on his own just to give you a break and he's. a little bit of a mess. #has it handled !!!! but he's doing 5 things at once #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[wantbytaemin]

imagine being 18 years old and rocking up to the recording studio with your snapback and fratboy tank top on to deliver THIS.

#literally imagine being there i would so seriously just sit there with my jaw on the floor. okay guy we’ll go with the first take. #jjong #textpost #<- the other stuff in this tag LMAOOOO let’s just say this is an outlier and i am insane <3

[honeycalories]

when youve been suffering your ed for years and see a newbie say "i cant wait to reach my gw so i can eat whatever i want!!!"

#like... #who wants to tell them #that this isnt a diet and you most definitely wont be able to stop the symptoms of your disorder on a whim #that this is a hellish spiral that will last for years for a decade for longer than that #lmaoooo dont take this too seriously but also bfr #pro ana #anamia #proo ana #pro x ana #eating disorder #osfed #anorexia #bulimia #ednos #actuallyed #thinsp0 #malespo #malesp0 #male ana #proana #edblr

[mobius-m-mobius]

Maybe I'll just do a little blessing, or prayer, to get us started on the right foot.

OWEN WILSON as KENT in HAUNTED MANSION (2023)

#owen wilson #rosario dawson #chase dillon #haunted mansion #aslkjdfsk kent should seriously be everyone's obsession just look at him!!! the man really said we don't WANT to be haunted pls 🥺🥺 #already giffed the mini trailer clip but couldn't resist a full version with his little amen countdown lmaoooo #we're winning whether he's a priest or not life is so good 🙏🙏 #movieedit #owenwilsonedit #haunted mansion spoilers #dianagifs

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping- #More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased- #And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps) #But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH

[twistedappletree]

The funniest “Jin Ling damsel in distress moment” is actually in the donghua on dafan mountain when Lan Jingyi kicks Jin Ling into the cave with so much force (infamous Lan Clan hamstrings?) that he just disappears??? I mean logically, he probably just fell on his face then got up and was like “screw this loser” and started exploring the cave for the heck of it but it’s so much funnier to imagine LJY kicking him so hard that he just rolled through the entire cave system for like 5 minutes straight until he crashed into the dancing goddess statue

#like I’m sorry but when LSZ and LJY went into the cave after him it was HUGE and took them a hot minute to get to the statue #JL was really like ‘guess I’ll roll into a ✨situation✨ 🤷‍♀️’ ajdhajhsAJDHAJD #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #jin ling #jin rulan #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #dafan mountain #dancing goddess #dancing fairy #heavenly maiden #whatever you wanna call her idk but lmaoooo 😭😭😭 #that scene is seriously so fucking funny #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #changed it to screw this loser bc I realized I didn’t mention LSZ in the post lmaooo makes more sense now sorry

[ardentlytess]

GHOST HOST GHOST HOUSE (2022), episode 4

#ghost host ghost house #thai bl #bl drama #mine #userpharawee #mjtag #userngo #okay last one last one i swear #seriously limiting myself now lmaoooo #i just love everything about them so much #& the utter joy they have in this scene is everything to me #like they're so incredibly happy to be with each other

[deus-ex-mona]

lxl are the only ones who can get married twice and go on two honeymoons without being a canon couple (yet…?)

#there’s no longer any point to saying ‘aiyuu married’ bc we’ve seen them get married twice (but nothing happened!!!) #you’d think they’d realise that something’s up when they had to get married in an mv for a second time but nooooo they’re too dumb for that #granted the first one had yumeru as a third wheel but she’s just a lizbeth +1 in the situation to me #though im sorry but everytime i see/hear of lxl getting married i think of their fiancé dance with the ‘kiss kiss kiss’ #i want them to do that dance at their wedding lmaoooo #people on lxl twt are talking about wanting them to get married in last stage… b u t they’ve already gotten married in meoto— #seriously love how lxl twt have a single collective braincell lmao #[ny aizo cg drops] ‘omg aiyuu married’ #[honeypre kyoto event drops] ‘omg aiyuu honeymoon’ #[meoto’s (fake news) summary drops]: ‘oMG AIYUU MARRIED IN SENGOKU ERA THEY LOVE EACH OTHER’ #[izumo anime trailer drops] ‘omggggg aiyuu honeymoon!!!! again!!!!’ (begins referring to it as the honeymoon anime) #great community we have over here. as long as you ignore the occasional beef that pops up at the most unexpected of times #in any case i hope lxl do not hold hands or kiss or anything in last stage so that i won’t have to walk back my outlandish promises lmao

[thoughtspresso]

But what if Kana will save Kamiki? (I’m only half joking)

Wouldn’t it just be extremely funny if after the wrap party for The 15-Year Lie, Miki-san just encounters Kana-chan “drinking” (juice) with the intention of killing her at first.

And then Miki-san offers her liquor, and she says, “sorry I may be an adult but I’m still not legal to drink. This is actually just juice.”

And then he tries to seduce her, and she goes, “You look exactly like the boy I like but you’re not him, and I can’t.”

And then she starts to mock-drunkenly uglycry about being abused as a child actress, having to exit the scene when pedophiles started counting down her birthday to 18 and she couldn’t handle images of her body being peddled on social media like that, and how because of her sense of responsibility towards her career, her team, and her fans, she couldn’t realistically be with the only boy she’s ever truly loved. And she keeps talking about how she doesn’t feel she deserves the love of her fans because she’s not as innocent as they think she is and she just wants to do her best in her work.

And then Miki-san just starts crying, like he’s never seen that kind of honesty before, and nobody’s ever understood the way he was also abused as a child actor, or the way his body was used by adults in the industry, or the way his honest and simple love was never reciprocated by the woman he had feelings for and sired children with.

And then Kindaichi just comes into the scene drunk and barking and pulling him by the collar and calling for the guards, and Kana’s like, “Wait, what’s going on!” And Miki-san just goes like, “No, just let it happen, I think I deserve it.”

And then Aqua just rushes in and hugs Kana and is sobbing thinking she could have died. And Kana-chan just going like wtf are you people talking about WE WERE JUST TRAUMABONDING.

LIKE WHAT IF. WHAT IF THE GUY JUST NEEDED ARKHAM ASYLUM.

#delulu #mega delusional #I can wish for extra Kana screentime but here you go a half-assed fanfiction set in my imagination lmaoooo #Arima Kana best girl #Arima Kana is the one who will take me back #most anticlimactic way to resolve this series #i would rather this than all the kana deathflags lmao #don't take this one seriously guys #please #for my sake this one is just a joke #but also hella funny if it happened and then miki san just aborts mission and leaves kana alone lmaooo #not him thinking i'm looking forward to walking her down the aisle when she marries my son HAHAHAHAHAHAHA please god no #oshi no ko #oshi no ko spoilers #oshi no ko fan theories #Arima Kana #Hoshino Aqua #Hikaru Kamiki #THIS IS JUST A JOKE

[littiaye]

the sun and the moon

this was the intended formatting, i’ll leave it here for you :)

#lego monkie kid #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #my art #honestly shocked how quickly i got this done.. #but to be fair i only had to draw HALF OF WUKONG LMAOOOO THEN I JUST FLIPPED IT HAHA #but still its been like two years since ive seriously drawn something and i have completley forgotten how to color #not that i ever knew how to in the first place #anyway fuck them both i hate this show they hurt my feelings (i just want them to be happy) #shadowpeach

[taikanyohou]

"At that time, really ... it was sweet when we were filming [His Man 2]. So lovey-dovey ..."

2Sung's 85th Day Date Vlog. HIS MAN 2 (2023).

#his man 2 #* #faiza gifs #RIHVUHDU WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS LMAOOOOOOO #CONSTANTLY BICKERING CONSTANTLY AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS LMAOOOO #and then u have junsung going off on ig telling seunwoo GOD SUNGHO'S SO FUCKING PRETTY SERIOUSLY #theyre JUST. SO. MUCH!

[thezoraprince]

Shadow - Link(botw) x sibling!reader

“could you do a headcanon of Link having a brother who Hates him so much seeing Link had it easy he had talent but his Brother had to struggle to get where he is and when Link got the Master sword  his brother was not happy and one day Links brother returns challenges him to a duel and his brother brings out the well Master Sword but it is black in colour.” - @oransvillage​

oooooh! yes!!! this gave me Dark Link vibes for sure, and i’m positive that’s what you were going for with the sword. i cannot tell you enough how much i LOVED this request! it was so fun to research Dark Link and Sheikah lore in my free time, and you know i’m always down to research the dark history of Hyrule <3

enjoy <333

it’s not that you hated your brother

it’s just that…

you hated how easy he’s had it

from the time he was 4 years old, he was already besting some of the best guards in combat

it was a tremendous feat, yes…

but…

but you couldn’t shake the thought from your mind

‘Why can’t that be me?’

from that moment forward, you knew you had to train harder

and no matter how much you trained, it seemed Link was always one step ahead

Link always cheered you on in silence

but it didn’t matter

he was better than you

then the day came

the day where he lifted the master sword from it’s place

you were fuming with anger

‘Why can’t that be me?’

Link was the chosen one

the one chosen to save Hyrule

and that’s when it occurred to you

‘Vengeance.’

you kept training

becoming a mere reflection of your brother

you watch him from afar

traveling in his footsteps to better understand his movements and motions

you’re devoted to your craft

to getting what your heart desired

to feel worthy for once

it feels quite stalker-ish to watch your brother this intently

but you don’t care

you must know his ways

your dark intentions lead you to study the ancient ways of shadow magic

you crafted the blade you now carry

looking like the Master Sword, yet black in color

and over time…

you become the mere shadow of the Hero himself

you’re ready

ready for once last battle

you find him

his eyes narrow on you, not knowing exactly who you are

you’ve changed so much

just a mere shadow

“Conquer yourself!”

and with that, the battle was on

metal to metal

the sound of swords in combat

Link lunges

but you’ve studies his ways

you’ve become accustom to his movements by now

and you’re much stronger that you were

yet, with one hit

the battle was over

the battle was done

#this request had me shaking in my boots y'all #i seriously loved this one <3 #i can't remember my link tags lmaoooo #totk has depleted my braincell count #link #dark link #link x reader #link headcanon #link would include #botw #botw link #botw link x reader #link botw #link botw x reader #botw x reader #loz: botw x reader #tloz: botw x reader #the legend of zelda x reader

[color-cacophony]

I still haven't been able to make myself draw anything :'( so I made this instead

Bonus you get two for the price of one because I couldn't decide which picture to use:

I've had that text in my folder for a few years and I finally found the perfect subject for it lmao

#no but seriously it describes exactly how most of us feel about him lmaoooo #phantom of the bwahpera

[gallawitchxx]

A.U.gust 2023 | DAY ELEVEN - Coffee Shop

thanks to @gallavichthings for hosting! 🥳 & thank you to remain nameless (an immaculate dramione fic that i’ve read many times over) by @heyjude19-writing for the inspiration ☕️

After his release, the coffee shop becomes Mickey’s reason to get out of bed. A place to go, something to do. On the West Side where nobody knows his last name and all it entails.

He comes to depend on it: the routine, the blueberry scones, the table in the window.

One day, a familiar, red-headed thief steals Mickey’s seat. His comfortable anonymity too.

Before he can stop himself, he’s stomping over, eyebrows knit tightly. “Ey man, you’re sitting at my table.”

Years later, after countless mornings together at their table, Mickey notices the joint’s name: The Fresh Start Cafe.

#if you are looking for a long dramione fic you’re welcome #lmaoooo #but seriously it’s so fucking good #a.u.gust 2023 #day eleven #coffee shop #shameless #shameless fanfiction #ian x mickey