#see right there? thats my husband

[feli026]

stupid zombie looking ahh (affectionate)

#feli thought #afk journey #see right there? thats my husband #igor <33333

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 21

This past winter, Geralt grabbed a tower of books from the library and holed himself up in his room for practically the entire season. Eskel walks in one night, intent on just checking in on his brother, only to poke around and find that every book that Geralt is painstakingly studying is medical books, from how to deal with a sore throat to the most rarest of diseases. Eskel asks Geralt why he needs to know all of this, worried Geralt might be losing his mutagen-induced healing factor?! Is he getting sick!? Are his wounds not healing over time!? Oh GODS! Oh nvm- Geralt says he's fine :) He's reading all of this because... He met a human bard he wants to keep safe? Odd... Especially for Geralt... But whatever makes his brother happy! I just want a scene after some nice gay brotherly teasing that's like "Ow- Oh no.. Geralt, my arm was scratched by a branch. Hold on, I need to-" And geralt is like FROTHING and is like "WE NEED BANDAGES, THREAD, A NEEDLE, DISINFECTANT, NUMBING SOLUTION, AND I KNOW FOURTEEN DIFFERENT NATURALLY MADE POULTICES I CAN MAKE, AND I KNOW A HELPFUL SPELL A HEDGEWITCH CAN CAST AND-" "It's just a scratch, Gera-" "SHIT, SIT DOWN, I GOTTA FIX MY HUMAN BEFORE HE DIES AND I LOSE ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD THINGS IN MY LIFE"

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #Worried Geralt #protective geralt #good husband geralt #I STAYED UP REALLY LATE READING FANFIC SORRY IF THIS IS SHIT #Also my best friend randomly found this account (i told him about it without any censorship and made no attempt to hide it at all) #so everyone say hi to him #yeah thats right #i see you there you gay fuck #I KNOW YOURE HERE #READING THIS SHIT #HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER MY TEXTS AND PLAY BALDURS GATE WITH ME ALREADY? #gonna eat some bagels and pass teh fuck out #its 430 am and usually yk i am chilling lik ea villain at tis tme of night but tonight i am the very tired gorl #gorl (?) #i am a “gorl” but deep down #I am a ball of gas with thousands of eyes and wings that makes a low ominous humming noise and vultures follow #i am LOOKING at you with my EYES #I just think geralt could love his bard a little and his bard could find it sweet (and maybe a little exasperating)

[cerealmonster15]

Hello!! :D if you’re still taking art reqs for the drawing meme maybe 1A or 2A for Autumn Oak/Linda Stampler please?

THANK YOU!!! :] 

YES this is how i know i've made it as a dndads fanartist - the rite of passage of receiving the autumn/linda request jsklfjdsl MILESTONE ACHIEVED!!!

i had to kinda fumble around my brain a bit to come up w/some designs so maybe theyll change!! who knows!!!

[send a pose prompt!]

#asks #lex-the-lesbian #dndads #autumn oak #linda stampler #cereal tries to draw #<- btw is that her actual name or like a fandom given name?? #i was doing some research today to see if they had a canon appearance #[i couldnt find anything for either of them so my bad if they do and i missed it LOL] #but the transcripts just called her Rons Mom #and the wiki says she has no name but also the wiki isnt exactly accurate #[we ARE talking about Rons Mom here right fjkldsjfldsjf] #thats the context clues id gotten from skulking around dndads tags a while ago #anyway. ANYWAY i hope this is ok!! #again s o r r y i. need more practice drawing Older People fkldsjlf ILL GET THERE. EVENTUALLY 😭 #BUT this is cute FUCK their husbands they could learn to love again 2gether #mutual support... yea... #im p much always open to suggestions in general #may or may not do em depending on if im busy/comfortable/NERVOUS but #more often than not i will lol #it's good practice :3 anyway again lol THANKS FOR THE PROMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #OKAY WAIT sorry i skulked ur blog i see the name linda came from a poll jksfjdsk #glad i wasnt missing Important Lore Somewhere ok carry on 🕺

[m-kyunie]

Left waiting, left wanting; why can't you see me

just imagine Sins Fate or Prayer [Banana Fish] playing & the text boxes flickering. Alma's symbolism goes so hard.

I'm on my hands & knees begging you to read the Alma Arc instead.

#dgm #d.gray-man #alma karma #eyestrain #i wanted to try smtg completely different bc its how I see Alma n I wanted to interpret that thru other uh. effects I guess! #n share some of the songs i think suit Alma's scorn n fire #this was inspired by Dress [BUCK-TICK] thats Buns introduced me to god the lyrics n visuals! watch the MV #just the anger that Alma possess is very female but like. queer gendered thirst way idk how to explain myself I hope u guys can understand #like Alma is violence born from female energy but his grace/charm is masculine. does that make any sense at all....... #anger takes many forms right but that brand of anger in the manga is distinctly feminine. 'Hell Hath no fury like a woman scorned' #Mitski & Atushi get it. they understand me. #anyway the songs i cut from vaguely in order from top down left right: #I Hate You [SZA]. Dress [BUCK-TICK]. Less Than Zero [The Weeknd]. #Me & My Husband [Mitski] First Love/Late Spring[Mitski] #actually can i recommend another MV that fits what I'm talking about: No Party For Cao Dong - Wayfarer #im sorry this ended up so long I just. i like to explain my thought process since I lack comic making skills lol

[make-me-your-animal]

#i love how i see a blurry ass picture and go. #that man is perfection #hes so sexy #def leppard #phil collen #phil 'delicate flower' collen #thats my husband right there.

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ???? #like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him #I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes ! #Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so #SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE #and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C #(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!) #but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin #GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win #y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right #DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO #risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM #him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company #cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺 #NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life #RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken #i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p #i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live #one piece #opla #one piece live action #straw hats

[pettyprocrastination]

do we want “experimented on by the government” werewolf or “was born in the deep south were mama and daddy knew there was something wrong with their little angel but they simply believed The Lord made you different and that’s okay we just gotta teach you a few things” werewolf

#either way the ending is 'weapon for the military to use and order' so #but yeah. something something a husband and wife living a thirty minute drive from the nearest town seeing that their baby aint quite right #but that's okay they just gotta teach her how to be safe and hide herself and let her run out on a full moon because theyve got acres #of land for you to run around on honey just always come home before morning #mutt core #thats my tag for this oc #tj talks #in one universe shes a cod oc in another universe shes a slasher oc who has hot hot gross sex with ladies after killing their mean husbands #who took a wrong turn on their anniversary road trip

[hauntingblue]

MARIKO OUT-DIVA'D EVERYONE ON THE ROOM!!!!

#by using her ancestry no less... slay #yabushige is so funny... i love his manerisms #oh my god #threatening sepukku as a weapon omg..... girl.... #star crossed lovers omg....... mariko was my happiness...... girl..... #the hand again.... bi mariko i see you..... #oh my god oh jesus.... hes gonna finish her... and his husband is not there even 😭😭 #the hand AGAIN #girl your son is there.... do not make another one look what happened with mizu blue eye samurai #i wrote this before he entered her room i SWEAR #i have been prophecycing this show a little so this actually might become a thing. maybe the slay brother will die too who knows #what i also know is that yabushige is dying at the hands of this man. new person and away from a party.... nothing good can happen #OH NEVERMIND THE OTHER WAY AROUND AKDJSKSNSL YES GO OFF!!! HE IS IMMORTAL!! HIS SWAG TOO GREAT HIS DECEITFUL WAYS TOO HARD #NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS #what did i say. having people on the inside will make their operation work. what did i say. my brain huge my meat massive etc #sorry got carried away #why are they fighting them omg.... they are toranagas men right..... or did yabushige betray them.... oh god i was wrong #MARIKOOOOOOOOOO #oh i am slow. thats what ishido asked for in return. oh god #talking tag #NOT liveposting shogun #hehe.... alas..... #watching shogun #i am seeing that when i talk about someone on the post i then write tags about them dying. apollo stop this madness

[thanatoseyes]

Step 1: Hannigram + The Brotherhood

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

#listen i keep seeing hannigram edits right after 1984 audible #my brain cant fixate on anything else #hannigram #o'brien/smith #idk???? #im so weirdly obsessed with this #murder husbands #listen this villian winning got me all messed up #1984 audible #1984 #im sure im not the first one to point and go thats a lil gay #i feel like charlie in the mail room

[cupiare]

wholly appreciating the protagonist in this book who has inhuman grace in a fucked up family situation bcs a faultless child is caught in the middle of it and she’s resolutely putting all resentment aside to ensure the kid doesn’t have to suffer any more as a result of adults’ mistakes. “im hurt and in pain and i hate this situation but we have a duty to this child an innocent person can make us all behave better” sooo heartwarming and also heartbreaking to find this attitude expressed so clearly and having children treated with the kindness they should all and always be treated with. Give me a moment

#p #doubly so cause he’s presumably autistic and rejected by everyone in his life #and then this woman even thought he’s the product of her husband’s affair can’t feel any bit of resentment for him #acknowledging he could never be at fault and out of anyone he must not be punished #she cleared EVERYONE sorry absolutely humbled them with her grace and kindness and commanding the rest of the circus to do the same #and making it a point that whatever the hell they do moving forward it will not involve inadvertently punishing the child #i have so much love in my heart for kids and i love love love seeing this character #acting upon the thing i often get on a soapbox about #mrs harriet you are so so good much too good for your shitass husband but so right for protecting those who r also his victims #i didn’t think id get so invested in this kind of story like cheating affairs bla bla not my kind of book #BUT iris murdoch builds amazing characters and atmospheres and has a lovely philosophy #that drives her books #ok tangent i just love this point thats driving the story forward

[queenerdloser]

i finally (FINALLY!!) finished my count of monte cristo audiobook and despite the fact that i despised some of the choices made (why!!!! is he sailing off with haydee!!!!!!! who he raised LIKE A DAUGHTER. who is LIKE 20.) apparently 52 hours has committed me to being fully insane about this novel bc i tried to watch the 1934 movie for kicks and i had to stop after 20m bc they kept mispronouncing everything and i didnt watch to watch a version of the story where they got rid of maximillian for albert. it was just me every two seconds going: they did WHAT. 

#liveblogging life #i hate being my mom but i didnt like how much they changed it lmao #except they did make dantes end up with mercedes so that's actually one plus bc thats the one plot point i wanted #like i get that mercedes and dantes thematically couldnt end up together bc there's too much bad history and like #he DID cause the suicide of her husband. i get that. but im still mad about it lmao #i might try other versions just to see but honestly wheres my full length mini series. where is it @bbc!!!!! #there's got to be a french version of it right?? please god the american accents were so bad!!! theyre in france at least TRY an accent!!!!

[ziracona]

YES! I was right!!! Even Cole thought Grandin was too dangerous, but I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS RIGHT!!! SUCK IT BITCHES!!! HAH! : D I knew more about spirits for once than SOLAS OR COLE! Take that!!! Ahahahahahahah!! He’s doing great killing Hakkonites, and saved a child. The Avaar think he’s special and cool. He’s entirely himself! He did it! He and the spirit, even though it was giving off the energy of something corrupted and leaning towards the far end of the demon-spirit slider, is doing, if anything, BETTER! It is maintaining equilibrium, sanity, personality, and ethics!! Ha ha! Me, slamming my Doctorate of Fade Spirit down on the table and shoving now every other character and player aside:

#dragon age inquisition #I really do know a lot and am so proud of myself though. I worked hard for my spirit PHD. I’d like to thank my husbands for the case study & #my friends for their input and sometimes help. #DAI #r’s DAI run #the potential implication a demon even might be able to recover and re-inhabit it’s original form??? THATS SO IMPORTANT. #personally don’t think that’s exactly what happened but if something close to the edge can I am willing to bet it’s possible for a demon to #return as well. this needs further study. second PhD time #everyone in the party: Uhm. he’s very violent right now and wants to kill #Tryggr: *holds up hand* now hang on. yes. but he didn’t attack us on sight or even think of it. he wants to kill the /enemy/ bc they just #killed his best friend. I’d feel the same #everyone: he’s clearly a possessed mage though you can see that right? he’s an abomination waiting to happen #Tryggr: now hold on. he said the spirit wanted to help and the same goal and offered to save him and assist and he willingly agreed. he #hasn’t been taken over. this is consensual. he can’t even not get it out. he doesn’t /want/ it out. it isn’t the one refusing. #everyone: but he’s dangerous. he’s volatile. #Tryggr: sure but so is anyone upset enough. he doesn’t desrve to die for that. he deserves the chance to prove he can calm down. #everyone: but his voice is changing and stuff when he talks and he isn’t the same #Tryggr: no that’s ok actually I’ve spent a lot of time with Hawke; Anders does that too. it just means the spirit is also talking. not a bad #sign just a reflection of status. #everyone: what. the fuck did- #Tryggr: so as I see it. we have an emotional mage who an emotional spirit is helping. he calmed immediately when he saw us. he knows who he #is. he retains memory sanity person and reason. he wants to help and is thinking critically (if not arriving at the results we might). if we #attack? an emotional spirit might become an abomination to protect itself and him. if we don’t and give him a chance? there’s a great #likelihood he’ll be able to calm down and both of them can level out and improve. Ok bro have fun. just be careful #Grandin and the idk Rage or Vengeance spirit in there- : D #everyone else: what. what just happened #Grandin in a few days - building a reputation and living his if not best still quite good life: : ) #eveyone: what is…happening??? #Tryggr: knowing smile @ camera like he’s on the Office #im never letting any of them live this down

[make-me-your-animal]

#im crying over the fact that ill be seeing them 2 years and 5 days after my first time seeing them. #my emotional support old man #because he makes me happy #def leppard #phil collen #phil 'delicate flower' collen #thats my husband right there.

[lannisterdaddyissues]

I love reading your replies and brainrot tags! It motivates me a lot and I will keep drawing for this! Thank you so much 😭 baby!Bradley will be such a cutie! He likes baby!Jake but doesn't want to admit it gshags, I keep wondering who can be Bond then my friend said Hondo and omg inagine a big doggo, so huggable 🌷 icemav chemistry remains the same hahaha with Mav and his horrible cooking and Ice being a perfect husbando 🌷 both love their little family! (Also imagine Cyclone in a tennis battle with Mav and witnesses him cut a tennis ball into pieces lol)

NGHNSFHJGFAHJf oh my GODDD hondo as bond is so cute wtf 🥺i am LIVING for this, he does have such huggable energy and he and mav would still have that friendship that transcends human and dog communication…

NOT CYCLONE AS FIONA THOUGH you are such an evil genius for that, i can’t get the mental image of cyclone in an ugly wig and tennis dress out of my head now 💀 god help me

#also i just realized when i was ranting in your tags that i mixed up who is on the westalian side and who would be on the ostanian side LOL #anyway i cant possibly imagine who would be yuri in this case 💀 nobody likes mav enough to be that insane over him except ice LMFAO #maybe goose could be like. a non-incest version of yuri. maybe you could combine the blackbells with yuri to make the bradshaws #goose could be mav’s extremely overbearing best friend/older brother who is constantly checking in on the family #to make sure that ice is measuring up as the perfect husband for mav bc he has extremely high standards for mav’s partners #and carole is his equally effusive wife who is constantly up in ice’s business because they’re family which means no secrets between them #and she’s a funky gossip who wants to know every intimate disgusting detail of their private lives as a married couple #only the best for mav ofc 💅 #and bradley oh my god BRADLEY WOULD BE THE REAL YURI THOUGH #HE’S SIX YEARS OLD BUT SEES ICE AS COMPETITION FOR HIS FAVORITE UNCLE MAV’S ATTENTION #AND WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL ICE IS GONE #SO ICE HAS TO WIN HIM OVER BUT HE CAN’T #and then bradley and jake could go to school together #so now on top of operation strix and befriending the enemy for world peace jake has to befriend bradley to keep him off ice’s back 💀 #and bradley doesnt like jake at first either LMAOO #thats all the brainworms i have right now but honestly switching it up and putting the bradshaws in yuri’s place would be so hilarious #hope you enjoy my thoughts 💐 #ask #reply #miichiyochin #miichiyochin-sideblog

[southislandwren]

ive gone back into full dorm mode. i need ice for my water bottle but i cant leave my room because i might encounter someone which is the worst possible scenario in the world

#anxiety spiking whenever i hear a door or voices. feeling trapped in my room. insane fear someone will know im here. etc #and im starting to plan for tomorrow. ill wake up and take a covid test. #if its negative ill go to hotel breakfast then go out and get some vegetables #if its positive i'll hunker down and see about getting my boss or uncle to bring me some vegetables and some vitamin c or something #i already have tylenol but depending on what symptoms i get i might need dayquil etc #im on the ground floor and my window opens so ill just get them to come to my window and pass it through and ill give them cash #oh yeah because i have $0.00 in my bank account! two of my aunts and my mom gave me cash so im dealing in strictly cash right now #which makes me feel conflicted bc i can feel the judgement from store clerks. but i love not being tracked #diary post #i just cant decide if its more humiliating for my boss or uncle to bring me food #maybe i'll just starve until thursday lol #ill probably ask my boss if she comes to town to swing by the grocery store and grab me some lettuce or something #she goes to town almost every day and worst case i can text her husband who passes thru 2x a day #i havent gotten any symptoms yet but mom tested positive on day 4 i think #and i have a powerful immune system (fingers crossed) so i might test positive but not have symptoms #oh and im learning c++ which is super fun actually. i used to be pretty good at html but i lost most of it over the years #ive just been watching tv and playing games and coding all day #so really not a bad day at all i just want to be with my boss :( #edited to add the paranoia is setting back in. hopefully the hallucinations and rage dont come back too #its crazy how i absorb trauma thats barely even trauma. i was like this with all my high school issues too #im just easily traumatized i guess

[abnormallycreative]

.

#i am in a constant state of all because of s random man #im muslim and i invited a handful of married muslim Women to a pole dancing class #mind you i felt this group was scary so i wasnt gonna do shit but another sister had asked me to teach and set it up #the majority id them said no bc they ahd to work and whatever which was fine im not finna stop you from making money #but then this one sister who tbh does not dress appropriately done said something to the Woman thats over the Muslim women #or so i thought bc it doesn’t seem like she would have an issue #turns out her bitch ass husband was the one who said something to the man thats over the men #and the man thats over the men told the women thats iver the women and she called me saying its against islam #newsflash it isnt #any she used very long quran quotes to say thay pole dsncing was satanic and scared away the sister who were going to go #AND THE SIS THAT ASKED ME TO SET IT UP #and since my number was on the flyer it make me look like the master mind behind this thats tryna lead women away from islam #so i go up the sis whos husband had a problem and apologized if i offended her #she wasbt offendsd in the slightest #it was her BITCH ASS HUSBAND THE WHOLE TIME #who you get a sis who dont dress right snd get mad when she wanna pole dance #you pick and choose how you want a woman to express her islam #it was a PRIVATE FUCKING CLASS FOR WOMEN #and this the same bitch ass nigga who immediately got her pregant and since she cant drive she barely been to the mosque #hes a control freak and is insecure bc hes ugly as FUCK and his wife oretty and so be checking her phone to see if shes texying other dudes #hes a bitch ass nigga #and his daddy a bitch too #and pole dancing isnt against islan #if i were to pole dance in front of men that would be fucked up but i would never do thay bc i really dont like these nigga #like a borderline hatred for them #the reason there an issue with it is bc of how peiple sexualize women and how every thing we do #so instead of bresking down the patriarchy and the shit thats creeping into islam before our eyes #you just tell Women not to do anything!!! #but to get married and have babies #so when we find something fun for us to do its a damn problem. anyway i start my pole teacher training in September. fuck thwse niggas