Abi: I spoke to the police at the scene.
Kevin: what did they say?
Abi: "Go away."
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Why does posting for a new fandom feel like walking into a bar and having everyone just stare at you. Like I'm sorry I'm new here pls don't hurt me
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Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
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i spent most of this winter break reading trc and my brain has been on 24/7 pynch lockdown ever since
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Reading “the grisha trilogy” after “six of crows” is weird, because most, if not all, good decisions by Alina are basically pure luck, while everything that happens in soc had been predicted and planed by Kaz, and the reason he doesn’t tell anyone is because he wants them to come up with that exact same idea
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mirage has everything classic assassin's creed coded from wanted posters to hiring factions to subtle native words to pickpocketing to unlocking an outfit through collectibles BUT WHERE is the classic upgrade real estate passive income feature. EVERY assassins must be both ruthless killer and meticulous landlord
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what’s neat is as soon as you finish reading, you can just begin again
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Joining the Cult of Personality, because that’s why we like Ryza - she has a great personality...and totally not because of anything else...
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I have never seen anyone talk about how in Larry's trial, when Phoenix gives him the signal to either lie or tell the truth, Larry understands the gestures Phoenix is doing.
I feel like we should talk about this more. They really are best friends.
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