#seconds flat

[jade-jupiter]

no people come together quite as fast as ao3 readers when the site is down

#rallied forces in seconds flat it’s a little scary but also cool as fuck #ao3 #archieve of our own #ao3 is down #update: for the people saying it’s not down rn this post is from march 28th !!!

[blackberry-s0da]

Flat color commission for @prairiegh0st, thank you! 🦌🐦‍⬛

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #commission #this is like my second flat color

[eatgras]

dog peacefully planting roses on neighbors lawn meets his end.

#WATCH OUT REN SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU #renthedog #falsesymmetry #false symmetry #hermitcraft #the background is so flat. but the second I learn to draw perspective and backgrounds it's so over for u guys #rendog #my art

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

I love all the acting choices David and Micheal made for their characters but one I'm especially obsessed with (and frankly I don't see it being talked about enough) is the body language/posture.

David took one look at Crowley and decided this boy is Bouncy™. He has cooked spaghetti for bones. Ninety percent of his walking is done by his shoulders actually. He might be man-shaped but he's actually a liquid constantly changing form to fully fill the container (chair) he's in.

Meanwhile Michael went - We'll he's an angel, of course he's prim and proper and carefully put-together. He has the posture and grace of a classically trained dancer. There is also One Million Bees under his skin at any given moment.

And they were so right.

#seriously how is david tennant a human man so good at portraying what a snake would move like if it had limbs and walked upright #like. you just look at him and **know** that is a lil snek guy. he slithers. he saunters on his two human legs and looks like a serpent. how #and micheal can shuffle through the whole spectrum of emotion know to man in 30 seconds flat with just his eyes. these men are INSANE. #good omens #gomens #david tennant #micheal sheen #crowley #aziraphale

[adobe-outdesign]

explain why in the tags. consider:

Miss Piggy knows karate

Animal is at least 60% feral

Sweetums is the size of a grown man

Gonzo does extreme stunts and considers torture fun

Uncle Deadly threw a man off a roof once

Constantine has a bear trap for teeth

Crazy Harry causes explosions and is also called. Crazy Harry

#muppets #the muppets #polls #tumblr polls #I tried to stick to only muppets that you couldn't obviously body in 30 seconds flat #also muppets that people will actually. you know. recognize

[paintalyx]

my mom said we can't be friends if you don't like wyll. yeah even if you don't care about him. no sorry i don't make the rules but she's right you know

#my stuff #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #the rancidity of some takes i've seen on him... unparalleled... #look me in the eye and tell me that he's a flat and boring and that he isn't compelling i dare you #these people just couldn't bothered to think about his story for more than two seconds if at all #not every companion is going to do it for everyone sure but c'mon we know where most of bad takes are coming from #edit: this blew up apparently #keep it up kings in this (🏰) castle we stan wyll ravengard it's what he deserves

[tubbytarchia]

A few shots from the shiny duo animatic so far, not finalized quite yet but working hard!!

#the second one looks pretty flat to me but I cant figure out how to fix it atm. Problem for future me!! #shiny duo #a lot of the bgs are gonna be very simplistic but argg I'll do my best and look them all over three times at least #if anything looks stupid or silly shhhhh #tubby art

[vannral]

aka, tom "iceman" kazansky's crisis of the summer '86

#maverick charmed and captivated him in like ten seconds flat on that first day #you stood no chance ice my guy #icemav #top gun #top gun 1986 #vann makes stuff #why does tumblr mess up the photo quality like goddamn

[emin-folly]

Two of the most wholesome people on the JL~ I guess I'm just making "Barry being picked up by people" a series now LOL

#dc #dc comics #barry allen #the flash #superman #clark kent #Second pic is probably the most handsome Clark I'll ever draw #Last one is what happens when you try grabbing your speedster buddy at superspeed and don't have time to adjust your strength LOL #Mostly flat color cause I'm lazy + don't really like my rendering style so yea

[farfaras]

Part 2.

What if Eddie moved on from thinking Steve and Nancy should get back together when Jonathan came back and saw how they’re actually destined to be together even tho they still have shit to figure out.

I know it’s a popular hc that Eddie and Robin clock each other immediately BUT I still think that as two queer kids in a small backwards town they’re more worried about no one finding out about them so they wouldn’t notice someone else. So worried about themselves that they (like straight people) also fall into the mindset of ‘everyone is straight until proven otherwise’.

What’s the result of this? Eddie seeing how close Robin and Steve are and thinking there must be something there. And because Steve is a little more affectionate than Robin, now Eddie thinks he’s pining after her.

“Why aren’t you and Robin together?”

“It’s not like that. She’s my best friend.”

“I don’t buy it.”

So now Steve has to put up with Eddie constantly going on about how Steve should just ask her out already, what’s he waiting for, she probably likes him back.

It bothers Steve to no end. He wished society had advanced enough to realize that men and women can be platonic friends without having to explain themselves.

A nightmare.

And Steve would never out Robin, so telling him the truth wasn’t an option. And he really wasn’t interested in dating anyone right now, so that was out of the question. What could he do to get Eddie to understand that him and Robin would never happen?

Then he remembered. It seemed so distant but Steve actually tried to tell Robin he liked her once. It was kinda embarrassing to think about now, specially because he saw Robin as nothing more than a friend now. He couldn’t even remember what having a crush on her ever felt like. And maybe he never even had one, shitty friends and shitty parents maybe warped his perception and then he couldn’t see the difference between platonic and romantic feelings. Well, that was for another day. He could tell the difference now. He thinks.

He could just tell Eddie about that moment in starcourt. He would just leave out the part about Robin having absolutely bad taste in girls. Foolproof. Eddie would leave it alone now.

“What? She just rejected you and then you decided to become her best friend?” He looked surprised, like the idea was impossible to understand.

“And I don’t regret it. She’s the best friend I’ve ever had.”

“You’re crazy.” Steve didn’t expect that.

“What do you mean?”

Eddie looked at him and his expression was hard to read. “You’re telling me that after being rejected you didn’t need time away? Just jumped to being a platonic friend? Despite your feelings?” He scoffed. “I could never do that.”

“It wasn’t that hard.”

“Now I know you’re lying. You still like her?”

Steve really tried to convince Eddie that he didn’t like Robin anymore. But no matter what he would say he didn’t believe him.

So Steve gave up.

Now he goes along with it. It’s easier. It stopped Eddie from trying to set them up or whatever.

Except it didn’t.

Now Eddie came up with the absolute great idea of making her jealous. Which was so so ridiculous Steve had to hold back laughter. He didn’t mention how much Robin had heard about past dates. This was beginning to amuse him just a little bit.

“How would I even do that?” Steve asked, curious as to what Eddie would come up with.

“You know? Let me think about this.” He made a show of putting his hand on his chin, contemplating. “Show up at work with some marks on you neck. You know, see how she reacts to that knowledge.” Steve knows how Robin reacts to that. Before Vecna, on his endless quest to find ‘the one’ (what a waste) he had some hookups. One time he went into work with one or two hickeys on his neck. Robin wouldn’t even bat her eyes, just would ask ‘who was it now?’ and then ask if he would see her again. The answer was no. Eddie didn’t know this.

“Yeah well, I really don’t feel like going on a date and hooking up with someone just to use it to bait a reaction. Seems kinda cruel to the other person.” Steve thinks that should be enough to shut this idea down.

“Huh. Maybe you’re better than me because I didn’t even think about that.”

Steve doesn’t reply, just snorts. And he thinks that’s gonna be the end of it. There’s nothing else Eddie can really do or come up with. Right?

Wrong.

“I could do it.” Did Steve hear that right? Huh?

“What?” Steve asked.

“Give you a hickey. It’s no big deal, really.”

If you asked Steve why he said yes. Man, he wouldn’t be able to tell you. He really doesn’t know! It’s like someone possessed him and he was moving his mouth, but it wasn’t him. Maybe it was because he couldn’t come up with a reason not to do it fast enough that would convince Eddie.

They were both sitting on the couch so Eddie just leaned in and started on a spot on the left side of his neck. Steve’s hand instinctively moved to the back of Eddie’s head. One wouldn’t think so based on its appearance but Eddie’s hair was surprisingly soft.

Suddenly there were teeth scraping his neck. Steve let out a noise that he hadn’t heard before. He accidentally pulled a little on Eddie’s hair, he was gonna apologize but Eddie didn’t seem to mind, he just hummed.

“Did you just bite me?”

Eddie pulled back and sneered. “Sorry. I let my impulsive thoughts win.” What does that even mean?

Steve was gonna ask if that did it but then Eddie moved to his lap, straddling him. “What are you doing?”

“Getting the other side?” Makes sense? Honestly his mind was getting a little mushy and was only focusing on Eddie’s weight on him. When Eddie leaned in again, Steve’s hands traveled to rest on his hips. Eddie’s on his shoulders to have leverage, his hips hovering now.

Steve tipped his head back to give him a little more space. With more space Eddie seemed to be satisfied with that spot and moved lower, however this next one was sensitive to Steve, he’s always known that. He was gonna say so but he couldn’t, Eddie was already on it. He let out a breathy sound and gripped Eddie’s hips tighter making him slam back on his lap. He thinks Eddie moaned, he’s not sure tho. “Sorry.” He muttered.

He didn’t think he’d enjoy this.

He did.

Maybe he should put a stop to it.

He hasn’t so far.

It went on a little longer. Some hands wandering. Some sounds uttered. Minds getting floaty.

He knew it was coming to an end when Eddie started leaving kisses to soothe the spots, he trailed until he got to his ear. Which he actually licked. It was probably to make a joke but it only made Steve shiver.

“I think you’re done.” Eddie said. He hesitated a second before climbing off his lap.

Steve knew he looked winded. Eddie tried to look casual but he’s known him for a while and could see that it was feigned casualness.

“Uh. Good.” Lame. Steve is lame.

Mike Wheeler was right because Steve Harrington is lame.

How is he gonna explain this to Robin?

#steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie x steve #stranger things s4 #stranger things #stranger things 4 #steve harrington x eddie munson #I was looking at a burn my flat iron left on my neck #thought it looked like a hickey #then I thought about steddie and hickeys #because of course #my hyperfixation is stronger than ever #every thought I connect to steddie #and then this happened #this is more crack than anything #me thinks #crack #english is my second language #wait guys #they don’t even know they like each other yet #and they do this shit #mer writes sometimes #ficlet #headcanon

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

#incorrect quotes #fourth wing incorrect quotes #fourth wing #incorrect acotar quotes #acotar #crossover #who wants to write it? #bat boys #xaden riorson #rhysand #you cannot tell me im wrong #Xaden would be adopted in 0.8 seconds flat #Violet and gwyn can hang out #Rhys and Azriel might have to fight over custody #Violet would have a lot of fun with the valkyries #Brennan has things to say about Night Court medical practices #Tairn Sgaeyl and Andarna have a lot of thoughts about Byraxis #if Xaden is 23 than he is factually at least 2 years older than the oldest we’ve seen Feyre and that’s objectively fucking funny #Rhys is in his Dad era and even if he weren’t Xaden is everything he looks for in adoptive family and IC members #Rhys thinks Xaden is baby brother shaped and Xaden thinks Rhys is a weird powerful guy who might be able to help him win the rebellion #Xaden needs a nap #Xaden is adaptable and he’ll roll with this #but damnit all if he’s not bringing Violet with him #Violet is sure something about this is funny #crack fic #crossover fic

[imfinereallyy]

Thinking about how people automatically assume maids are women, and Steve being a maid/cleaning person who often gets assumed to be a woman.

Picture this: it's just another job for Robin and Steve to work together, and Steve gets assigned a new house. He cleans it for weeks because it's only really being used by other staff (it's a mansion). Later, Eddie Munson walks into his house to find Steve as his maid. (I'm thinking Eddie is either classic Rockstar Au or some Mob boss, drastic jump, but both would be fun)

He automatically freaks out, considering there is a very strange but beautiful man in his house.

Cue Steve, scrambling to explain and not be murdered by a handsome man.

Eddie is relieved but suspicious (and thinking, why is he wearing tight jeans and not a sexy maid dress).

I think there is a story in there somewhere.

#steve wears like jeans and a tee but you bet they are both tight #Eddie goes from trying to kill Steve to wanting to have sex with him in two seconds flat #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #platonic stobin #steddie headcanon

[fisheito]

They both try to take each other's shirt off at the same time while saying: let me-- if you--- i can----- (every day i think about THE CHART)

#blade would absolutely be accommodating after the initial 3 seconds of struggle #Option A. flop down flat on his back and say OK!!! GO FOR IT YAKUMO!!! #Option B. lift yakumo up into his arms and say OK!!!! LEAVE IT TO ME YAKUMO!!!!!! #eiden standing outside the bedroom door listening closely for any sounds of progress? #more likely than you think #just imagining that one post a while back that was like #Switches when They decide who's topping tonight: [LEG WRESTLES FOR DOMINANCE] #nu carnival #blade #yakumo

[payasita]

cat bones

baddabing badaboom

flats

#cult of the lamb #cotl #doodles #narilamb #flats under the cut because theyre cuter but i felt like painting today #listen i wish i could say these were inspired by a real cat #but really i just was in that exact second pose off the side of my bed today for a hot minute before the dogs came to check if i was okay #if u can find the cat picture i referenced on google for that first one i'll post a Secret Stupid Cat Pose that i decided not to finish

[kelpermoosee]

C͙a͙n͙ y͙o͙u͙ p͙l͙e͙a͙s͙e͙ d͙r͙a͙w͙ k͙i͙n͙g͙ b͙o͙o͙ a͙n͙d͙ L͙u͙i͙g͙i͙'͙s͙ c͙u͙d͙d͙l͙e͙i͙n͙g͙ o͙n͙ a͙ r͙o͙o͙f͙ t͙o͙p͙ a͙n͙d͙ g͙a͙z͙i͙n͙g͙ u͙p͙ a͙t͙ t͙h͙e͙ n͙i͙g͙h͙t͙ s͙k͙y͙

YES, I CAN INDEED! Thank you for such a cute prompt! (Made everything a little sillier though, they deserve it ★)

#krillerfiller #booigi is so near and dear to my heart I love these guys holy moly #THEYRE SO PETTY AND CUTE OH MY GOD #I took forever to line the second page bc I legitimately started to tear up while looking at the second page…it was embarrassing 😭 #I felt overwhelmed since they looked so cute. I don’t think this is normal 🧍‍♂️ #anyways I didn’t expect to go so uh crazy on these pages LMAO I swear only flat colors from now on #my favorite panel is the second one on page 2!!! YA!!! #okay actual tags now ig #booigi #king boo x luigi #king boo #luigi x king boo #luigi #Nintendo #super mario comic #super Mario #super mario bros #smb #smb fanart #luigi's mansion #Luigi’s mansion 3 #lm3 #super mario fanart

[aboutmonstersandmen]

when you're racing head first towards something that'll kill you in five seconds flat

when I'm racing head first towards everything that I want back

taís' endless list of favorite albums: Five Seconds Flat (2022) - Lizzie McAlpine

#tatasfavalbums #lizzy mcalpine #five seconds flat #dailywomen #dailymusicqueens #blogmusicdaily #dailymusicians #dailymusicedit #femalegifsource #** #mine