#sanmos x reader

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

How about Deimos x Reader x Sanford? I kept seeing the 2B x reader x Hank stuff so I thought why not with the other two?

Deimos x Reader x Sanford - idk i cant think of a title for this one.

If Doc happened to have money saved over, he'd always put it towards an extra set of hands or two in the base. Being splintered from the main S.Q. hub put a bit of a strain on him and his small team of mercs, any additional help they could afford was a lifesaver.

Initially you'd picked up a short term contract with him, kill a few grunts and get paid, currently the most stable from of work out in the badlands, but you quickly found yourself becoming part of the furniture.

Deimos could get along with anyone and everyone, Sanford took a cautious approach but he warmed up to you in no time, Hank hadn't tried to kill you yet and had even given you a thumbs up after working with them as a duo, and Doc enjoyed that your work was cheap yet good quality.

Sitting in the softest chair in the base, you were decompressing after a laborious solo mission, reading an old paperback that Doc had brought in one day. Often the older man would bring home new literature he'd found on his own ventures, and in times where there was little else to do, his library was perfect for killing time.

"-And yeah, brains all over the place." Sanford's deep voice piqued your attention, sounds like he and Deimos are back.

"Heheh- Dude that's hilarious. So bummed I missed that." The shorter of the duo entered first, and his gaze fell on you instantly. "Woah, look who beat us back. Doc dishin' out the easy missions to you then eh?"

He was a handsome man, that was undeniable, and his charming disposition added to his appeal. "Yeah, cause I'm his favourite." You joked back. "He's adamant about not killing. Can't say the same for you twoooo~"

"Psh, Doc knows we can handle tougher jobs than you. Who took down Hank together?" Sanford's voice boomed, he was still high off adrenaline and excitable.

"We did, boi!" Dei grinned, drawing his hand back. There was a loud, audible clap as the two high-fived. A successful mission always lead to sparks of energy in the air, even when they were exhausted.

You couldn't help but giggle at that. "Okay, sure, you guys stopped Hank that one time. But I've got the power to stop 'em with words alone before they fly off the handle, and that's real skill."

Deimos threw himself over the back of the chair. "Blah, you're not the smoothest talker of the group. Everyone knows that's my job."

"Sure about that?" You set your book down, hand caressing his stubbly chin, and for once, he didn't have a witty retort. Dei's face turned bright red, cheeks flushed.

"Uh.. huh."

Sanford raised an eyebrow. "Wow, you actually managed to shut him up. Impressive." He sat on the arm of the chair, throwing his arm around the back of it. "But can you take the heat as well as you dish it?" Lifting his sunglasses, he showed off his gold eyes.

Fuck. He had you there. His lengthy lashes perfectly framed his eyes, he was gorgeous and he damn well knew it, and he knew you knew it too. "Thought not." He smiled, good looks and a great brain, there was nothing this man was incapable of.

"Sure, fine, you got me there, but are you ready for my retort?" Your face felt warm, San had gotten under your skin.

He raised an eyebrow again, silent anticipation. Careful observation of Dei and San's actions lead you to figure out his weaknesses, and copying one of Dei's favoured techniques, you darted forward, planting a kiss on his neck, just under his jaw.

"Well shit, lookie that." Dei pinched San's cheek. "They've got you there Fordie. Heh, guess you're pretty decent. But uh, y'really gonna kiss my boyfriend in front of me?" He tilted his head, frowning slightly.

"Well um-" He waved his hand, cutting you off.

"So cold. Y'know out of the two of us, I had a thing for you first. Only after I told San about my crush on ya did he see the light. Tch, and you kissed him first." Dei lowered his head, visor covering his eyes.

"Wait, what?" You looks between the both, each silent and not meeting your gaze. "You're kidding, right?"

Silence.

"You're not kidding. I suppose I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel the same."

A shy smile crossed San's face. "You do?"

Dei spun his visor around. "How could they not? Just look at your cute face."

"Yes. Frankly I'm surprised it's mutual on both ends. But I guess I am actually the most charismatic after all, you've been dethroned Deimos. By your own admission too. How's that feel?" Deimos looked to Sanford, a grin spreading across his face.

Both men leaned down, silencing you as they kissed your cheeks.

Oh my.

#deimos #sanford #madness combat #madcom #sanmos #sanmos x reader #deimos x reader #sanford x reader #madness combat x reader #madness combat reader insert #x gon deliver to ya

[nowheregoat]

Hello another beautiful and amazing artist that gave inspiration AND is third reason I fall in love with Hank and Sanford:D

I really love the way you draw Hank tho! You make them so accurate and cute at the same time!:D

I saw that your requests are open so...Can I ask for Sanford and Deimos being protective over Reader who was injured by some grunt? You can create any scenario.

Have a great day also!

Don't worry, the Reader is is fine now and the MAG agent has been dealt with :)

Aw that's so sweet, thank you <3

#Deimos: love look at me. Are you ok? #Reader: you have very pretty eyes :> #Deimos: We're loosing them! D+ #Sanmos x reader #my art #request #emtynessinmyworld #again thank you for the kind words <3

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Sanford x Reader x Yandere!Deimos Headcanons

🪝You were the "wrong one", at least, that's what you were told Hank had said. One of the many victims of A. A. H. W., a potential base for a new set of clones, a victim of some horrible experiment, just another statistic to add to their body count. Deimos and Sanford, the two men who had saved you, were supposed to have gotten someone else. Someone useful to them, with strategies or connections or information. Not you. They couldn't save everyone. They had to be smart about this. Still, terrified and in shock as you were, you were grateful, even more so when the men let you stick around, allowing you to live another day, in spite of their frustration. Nevada wasn't exactly a safe place to be, especially without shelter. Surely, you could at least help around the hideout in order to pull your weight.

🚭 is it any wonder why you gravitated toward Deimos and Sanford, the two who had saved you? You wanted to do something to even *partially* show your gratitude for saving your life. And, in all honesty, they were far less intimidating than Hank. Deimos opened up far easier than his partner, coming across as more relaxed and personable, seeming to take a shine to you, despite your less than stellar first meeting. He was quick with a joke and was far more open than his allies. It took Sanford a tad bit longer to warm up to you, but the man's serious visage eventually melted away to something almost as playful as Deimos.

🪝 It wasn't long before it seemed as though you three were sewn to each other's sides, as though being with them was as natural as breathing. Part of you worried that Hank felt jealous, but the man never showed any signs of it - not that you could tell, that is. You weren't exactly fluent in Nevadean Sign Language. None of their little group had many connections, you learned. Deimos admitted that he was a clone, and the runt of the group, as well. Sanford was the only family he really had, and vice versa. There were nights when you three sat and talked long into the night on the roof of the base. They told you that they hadn't felt this close to another person outside of each other. You'd think they were flirting with you… If they weren't already dating, of course.

🚭 Sanford told you it was a relief to come home and see you, and Deimos agreed, but… You wanted to do more. You were in this for the long haul. You wanted to be able to fight with them, for them. So, you got training from Hank and their mutual doctor friend while they were away on missions. You didn't want to just stand idly by while they got hurt or in danger. It'd be a nice surprise, wouldn't it? And Hank was a surprisingly good teacher, in spite of his cold nature and having to communicate through mostly gestures, and Doc picked up where Hank couldn't help. When you got ready for your first mission, you geared up and headed out to join Sanford and Deimos in their truck, both men confused. Deimos seemed almost amused by you trying to join in, while Sanford attempted to guide you back into the base. It's only when Hank came out to explain what was going on that they understood - which only made them push back more, insisting that it was too dangerous for you to come along. You tried to explain, but they didn't even try to listen. Luckily, Hank stood his ground, signing to them and refusing to send you back into the safe house. Eventually, Sanford and Deimos gave in, but seemed far from happy about it. The ride to one of the A. A. H. W. bases was a long, quiet, uncomfortable one. You thought this would make them happy…

🪝It was unfair. They were treating you like some sort of fragile doll, making you walk in the middle of them so they can protect you from the front and back. You tried to insist that you *could* fight, you had the proper training, you were ready for this! But, each time, you were silenced by Sanford, insisting that stealth was imperative during missions… Only for Deimos to comment on the posters that lined the walls or the contents of each room you traveled through. He was probably trying to keep things light, sensing the tension that radiated off Sanford, but all it did was point out the hypocrisies in how they were treating you. Still, the mission was going well, with you even able to take out some grunts that neither of your partners were able to get to first. It was a relatively simple job, planting explosives on a communication terminal to sever contact between the main base and the smaller ones that littered Nevada. But, after planting the explosives, you rushed out with the men to your getaway vehicle. You let out a cry as you felt something pierce your skin, knees buckling out of shock. You heard Sanford let out a gasp as he quickly grabbed for you, pulling you into the back of the van, bullets whizzing overhead as Deimos pulled away.

🚭 It was just a flesh wound, really. The bullet had basically grazed your arm. All it needed was a few bandages and you'd be on the mend and ready to go on another mission in no time. Deimos and Sanford, however, acted like you'd croak at any second. They insisted you sleep in their room that night, just to make sure you were okay. It made you a bit uncomfortable, but if it pacified them and meant you'd be able to go on more missions with them, you'd be more than willing to do so. Deimos talked with you on his and Sanford's bed, joking around and playing with your hands. You heard the other man shuffle around as he got gauze to change the wrapping on your wound - but you let out a choked cry as you felt the wrappings close around your mouth. You squirmed as Deimos held you still, whispering comforting words and reassurances. Behind you, Sanford huffed out that this was for your own good. Once the wrappings were suckered over your mouth, Deimos produced a pair of handcuffs, using his strength to secure it to your wrist and to the headboard. As you squirmed, they both shushed you and began to explain. They had both fallen for you, as they had each other. Besides themselves, they never felt so close to another person before, never loved so fiercely. They couldn't let you get yourself hurt. This had been the final straw. As you squirmed against your restraints and tried to speak against your gag, both men pressed kisses to you, promising that they'd keep you safe.

#madness combat x reader #yandere x reader x yandere #yandere x reader #poly yandere #sanford x reader #deimos x reader #sanmos x Reader #yandere madness combat #guns tw #gun tw #bullet tw #injury mention #injury cw #injury tw #injury treatment

[sad-boy-hank]

A crumb of angsty, poly, Sanmos perhaps? Only if you’d like to of course!

*holding and shaking my 'puter* yes of course

Sanmos x Abomination! Reader

TW for panic attack, abuse, torture, and ptsd

You had a recording device ducttaped to your cell wall. You couldn't remember who gave it to you, or who the people in it were. Maybe if you listened to them enough, they'd tell you how to get them out of that tiny box they were stuck in.

Gently, you pressed your forehead on the little triangle button, making sure it clicked.

"You really haven't been gone too long, right?"

(i was away for months. they're afraid.)

"No, you haven't."

(yes i have.)

"Patient 037, look at me. Let's change the subject. How are you feeling?"

(bad awful afraid hurt hurt stop let me leave.)

"I'm... sorry that you feel that way, 037, but we can't let you leave."

(but i am in so much pain all the time kill me kill me kill me kill me)

"It's for a good cause, 037! Besides, the pain should dull within a year."

(can't last that long. always hurt. no safe space. no goodness.)

"There will be goodness if you just brave this through! Trust me, 037--"

(YOU LIE BITCH. YOU LOOK AT ME AND LIE! YOU LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!)

click. You bumped your face into the two little bars. Nothing new.

It's not like you could blame the little voices. You could understand how they felt, being trapped in a tiny box for so long, afraid that people who talk to you might just kick you into the corner for fun. You understood.

For a moment, you stood in silence. "w..." no, never mind. No talking. Your throat hurt.

You perked up then recoiled instantly when you heard the sound of screams and gunshots. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. The noise made you want to curl into yourself until you were a ball of nothing. You didn't even realize you were screaming until you grabbed your throat, whimpering in pain.

Screeeeeeeeeee!

The door screamed as it opened, making you shrivel further into a corner, pressing up against it until your back hurt. You started to whine as two men, armed to the teeth, entered your cell. One of them gasped and took a step back, readying his hook for your attack.

...

"Sanfo, it's been like, ten seconds. Can we please not have a standoff."

The man looming threateningly over you lowered his hands and relaxed slowly. As he did, you cautiously took a step forward.

"Yo, what's this?"

You quickly retreated back into the corner with a frightened squeak, relaxing once more as you heard the click of the tape recorder. Do they want to help the tiny people too?

"Patient 037, you--"

(LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!)

"--you must calm down--"

(YOU LIE ALWAYS! HURT! PAIN! LIE!)

"--your tantrum is compromising the--"

(LIE! LIE! LIE!)

"(Y/N) SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

(... lie.)

"Alright, that's it. Send 037 back to its cell."

click.

The one who had turned the recording on quietly turned it off, a shocked look on his face.

Your breath hitched as you felt a warm pair of hands on your face, and looked up to see a very concerned face.

"...(Y/N)?"

#sanmos x reader #madcom x reader #madcom #angst #i had so much fun writing this

[vinnival]

could you please do doc, sheriff, tricky, auditor, and sanmos [sanford x deimos] + demon child!reader with fire powers?

RAAUARJSURJA

little tinny

Wreak Havoc!

2BDamned

Who's this... sassy lost child?

-him

Imagine his surprise! He's cruising along, taking a break from SQ, when he spots a flicker of flame in the distance

Tbh he thought it was Deimos at first because....... ykno

(But Dei was back at SQ? Doc JUST saw him when he left...)

But when he approaches to try and see what was going on, he spots a kiddo that...

That looked like a hellbeast from Hell!

He startles, not expecting that- and that caught your attention. You skittered over and chirped at him with a fanged grin, exhaling a bit of smoke.

"Oh Maker no."

-him

He tried to get away, but I mean. You probably recognized this guy because of the stuff he does n all! So you follow him.

No matter how he tries to shake you, you manage to dart through thr shadows fast enough to somehow always find him

It was in this moment 2B knew......... he fucked up

He finally relented and took you back to SQ on the promise that you didn't destroy anything or else he will, and I quote, "Deag you back from which you came so help me."

Surprisingly? You didn't really act TOO bad. Of course you left a couple singes from embers here and there and started small fires from time to time. But it was really nothing that 2B or the other SQ members can't handle.

After all, they DO deal with Deimos, so

If you squint, you can see 2B slowly growing on you, becoming more father-like and caring over time.

Whoop-de-doo. +1 dad!

Sherf

What are you doing in my house????? What are you doing in my house ????????????

"I want waffle fries! :3"

Yeah you hopped into MERC one day to terrorize and it sent Sher into a tizzy because why is a DEMON FROM HELL-

Oh hey you knew this guy! You saw him when he was down there, and played with him a bit, which gave him a break from the torture of the other adult hellbeasts/demons

But that doesn't mean he wasn't scared of you lmao, he had his gun out and shakily aimed at you

You plop right into the chair across from him in his office, wide-eyed, occasionally blinking. You Were Not Afraid Of The Gun

He's frozen in fear! Tfw he's scared of a Literal Child

But you simply blep at him, tail swishing

And then he finally realizes

Ah shit I gotta deal with a child demon

Yeah you were NOT leaving lmao

MERC actually really likes you tbh, you are surprisjngly helpful with the tasks and you do Cool Fire Tricks so that's also a plus

Sheriff takes a while to warm up to you, but he does! And soon he's fully comfortable with taking you under his wing

He introduced you to Church n Jorge and Oh Boy

He knew a fraction of what kind of chaos would break out. But he didn't expect all of it

No matter how many times you three went chaos mode and sorta scared everybody with your abilities? Sheriff would always be waiting (albeit ready to rightfully scold based on what happened) with open arms, pretty proud of his two Big Kids and one Demon Kid

Tricky

Omg !!!!!! Chaos gremlin !!!!!!!

You two probably met for like 5 seconds total and it already wanted to fight you

Probably because it saw your demon-like features and deemed you worthy of The Slap™️

Of course, when the tie came around, you two were on the floor and panting, giggling to yourselves

"I LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE COOL!!!"

Cue happy demon

Soft tacos later ?

SOFT TACOS LATER !

You equally drag each other around a lot. Straight up, as in the title, wreaking havoc and watching shit go down with popcorn

When fighting Hank, you cheer it on!

You two like playfighting a lot, it's all in good fun!

Clown dad nyeh >:) /ref

It really cares for you! If you're hurt via water ( you make Fire so logically- ) it will plop down next to you and hug you until you get over the pain

Speaking of fire, it probably asks you to help with the circus tricks clown knows just to add more flair to it

Tricky is obviously cold all the time due to being a Literal Corpse, so it curls up next to you a lot to stay warm

"THANK YOU SPACE HEATER :o)"

you've lost your demon title how do you feel/j

Auditor

Thus could go one of two ways! But because this is intended to be a fluff request, I won't go the Evil Warlord way

When Audi detected a new presence among the land that wasn't like the usual buzz of grunts, spirits, G03LMs, etc...

She had to check it out before the other employers could

Quickly whisking away to your location, she spots a child chasing a screaming grunt around

Smoke trails bellowed behind you as you laughed and spat fireballs at the poor grunt

Wait is that child-

Oh yeah she finally caught you weren't a normal grunt

They swooped in just in time to catch you as you jumped to pounce on the scared grunt, immediately wrapping you in binds to keep you from attacking. (Not that it would hurt.)

"What? Huh?! N- lemme go! Lemme go!"

They simply raised an eyebrow at your sttempt to look weak and like a literal child, hiding away your horns and tail and closing your eyes shut

When you attempted to sneak a fire attack conspicuously (to which it didn't hurt. fire employer, rmr?), she decided to speak up

"I know what you are, hellbeast. Are you one of Stygian's?"

You froze up at that name, finally letting your horns pop back out. Oh, yeah. You definitely knew that name; that was your old leader before you decided to run off and see the overworld of Nevada

With you slowly nodding, Audi stayed quiet and simply dragged you back to the AAHW facility she was at.

And you didn't protest! You already probably upset one employer, you didn't want to upset another

She brought you up to her office quickly,

"Stay here, I'll get accommodations ready for you soon. Do not burn down my office."

You quickly nod at hearing the growl in her voice

Of course you obliged, resisting the urge to idly play with your fire until he came back

Once Auditor did, they gave you the rundown of the rules, and asked you to repeat them before you were permitted to head to your room

Yes, you memorized them with ease and repeated them back; you were soon on your way to a pretty comfortable room to live in

Audi personally accompanies you a lot, asking you idle questions to learn more about you and teaching you some nifty things! Like swordfighting!

Lesson one never give a demon a sword

Unless said demon is fighting an emoloyer

Otherwise you have no chance lol

Stygian never shows up to take their kid back, so Audi just keeps you tbh

Neat liddle kitto

Sanmos

Hoooollyyyy shiittt

Dei FREAKS OUT when seeing you, immediately spitting out fire of his own to excitedly catch your attention

You two were just immediately "my man 🤝"

Meanwhile San in the bg "Oh No Twoaddem"

San can't really resist Dei's puppy eyes when immediately asking to take you in

"Alright, just remember that this is a literal demon, Dei, and shit could go down at any moment."

happy deimos and demon

You are subsequently apsorped into The Family™️, now including TWO dads!

Sanford obviously secretly adores you, but he puts on a more firm front when parenting you, making sure to scold you accordingly; just as 2B would.

Deimos is a flat out cool father, always hanging out with you and/or inviting you to do stupid shit together, cracking jokes when needed and doing fire stuff together

(outside of sq btw. no more accidents inside.)

When you come on missions and work with the two to drop bodies by the tens every few seconds, they're the proudest dads EVER omg

"Our kid could probably beat Hank!"

I'm personally not sure if you could tbh but! It's the thought that counts?

*coughs this up* how old is this rq.......... like 4-5 months old....... im. so sorry <- addicted to discord

hope you liked it, though! I'll be slowly working through the requests, all! Be patient please!

#tfw icannotmakeagoodusername is back in the madcom x reader tag #HAYYYY BESTIES #madness combat #madcom #madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #madness combat 2bdammed #madcom sheriff #tricky the clown #madness combat auditor #madness combat sheriff #madcom sanmos #madness combat sanford #madness combat doc #madness combat deimos #coughs) is this enough

[handibrain]

Madness Combat Halloween y’all!

This can be read as platonic or romantic. Also included implied Deimos x Sanford though so take that as you will too

I made this in between classes so editing might not be the best but I tried my best lol

Warnings: Might be a bit OOC and it’s also implied candy(1 piece) was taken out of the trash and eaten so I’ll include unsanitary just in case.

You, Hank, Sanford, Deimos, and Doc were walking back into your house with your respective pumpkins. You all just went out to choose pumpkins to carve for their first Halloween and it was a blast. It was unfortunately cut short when Deimos got carried away and decided that kicking pumpkins in was a good idea and Hank decided to join in. You never did get an answer from Hank as to why he thought it was a good idea to join in.

You set the plastic bags on the ground and set out the bowls, markers, and carving tools. Last year you didn't put any bags down and it was a very unfun experience trying to clean the dried pumpkin guts off of the flooring. You are pretty sure there is still some left too, it's like glitter.

As you finished up drawing the design on yours the others had finished up too. Sanford had a classic one on his, Hank had.. something, Deimos had one of those tape on and cut out witches on his, and Doc had a detailed night sky on his. You all clapped for Doc’s pumpkin design, to which he accepted proudly.

As you all started gutting the pumpkins there was a mini war that spawned between you all to try and finish gutting yours before the others while at the same time throwing pumpkin guts at the other’s feet. As long as the majority of the guts thrown stayed on the bags, it was a fair shot.

At last you all gutted and shaved your pumpkins and they were ready to be carved. Also suffice to say more pumpkin guts made it on everyone than it did end up in the bowls you originally put out, not that any of you were complaining though.

You all grabbed your respective detail knifes and shavers and got to work.

While carving Deimos kept slapping the back of Sanford’s pumpkin so eventually Sanford decided to do the same thing, but slapped the pumpkin so hard the back of it broke in. This caused an unneeded fight where both pumpkins were destroyed, so you would have to go find a pumpkin patch to find them new ones. While you, Doc, and Hank finished carving Sanford and Deimos were busy cleaning the chunks of pumpkin off of the ground.

By the end Hank had a very interesting design on his, being an amazing mix between carved out and varying depths of shaving. And as expected, Doc had his neatly cut out. the pros to being a good doctor, I guess.

Sanford and Deimos had some amalgamation made out of their chunks, stuck together with staples and toothpicks. It looked pretty neat, if we’re being honest. They also decided that what they made was good, and that they didn’t want separate pumpkins anymore. This thankfully saved you all from collectively trying to find a new pumpkin patch in time.

After a few hours it was finally the mandated time by the city that Halloween started, so you put out your pumpkins and started putting on your costumes. Doc dressed up as a Plague Doctor, Hank dressed up in one of those make-it-yourself cat costumes, and Sanford and Deimos did one of those cheesy couples costumes. Sanford was a hotdog and Deimos was a mustard bottle.

Doc decided he wanted to stay home and hand out candy while the rest of you walked around trick-or-treating and looking at decorations, so you helped set him up on the porch so he could hand out the many bags of candy you had bought the day prior.

It was about half an hour into trick-or-treating and all of you had a decent amount of candy if you put it all together. Because you had lived there longer you knew of one house that had the scariest decorations, realistic too! You decided that was a good place to end.

“Hey guys, I know of one house that will really scare you.” You said, a smug look on your face.

They all took that as a challenge so you brought them to it. Deimos looked slightly intimidated, Sanford looked unsure, and Hank was unreadable but he was stimming so you could only assume he was excited to go through the yard.

You all pushed Deimos in first, who got scared not too far in. Sanford was next, who laughed at Deimos and claimed he could go through the whole yard. He was wrong, he didn’t even get halfway.

Hank on the other hand, went all the way up without barely flinching and got two full sized candy bars from the people on the porch. That earned everyone’s respect for the rest of the night.

You have already gone through this plenty of times, so you had the same experience as Hank.

With both you and Hank defeating Deimos and Sanford at that house, you all made your way back home.

When you got back you all had to maneuver yourselves around the mass of children in order to get inside, who knew your house would be popular? Certainly not Doc, who looked very done with the night. Not because of the kids, just the amount of kids.

“There are way too many kids, how long is it until the time when Halloween ends so I can have an excuse to stop.” He said, since he really didn’t want to leave the kids high and dry when you already had enough bags of candy to supply them, doesn’t help that you both thought it was a good idea of putting the bags on the porch with him so every kid now could see there are two more full bags of candy waiting for them.

As you picked through the candy you’ve collected with the others there was a singular suspicious piece that could be passed as safe. Of course, like the logical adults you are, dared each other to eat it. Sadly though, Doc came inside at the same time and took it and threw it in the trash, claiming it was unsafe and that we should use our brains instead of trying to eat it. Suspiciously though, it was gone later and no one would confess who ate it.

Soon enough though the day came to an end and you all undressed from your costumes. You all also ignored Deimos having a sugar crash, because despite your warnings he ate a ton of candy anyways and was now complaining about it. You all were pretty sure Hank was also on a sugar high too though but none of you were all too sure of that.

When everyone came back together, Hank suggested you all ended the day by watching a horror movie. This landed Deimos and Sanford clinging to each other while the rest of you were relatively fine. Doc and you laughed at the parts that attempted to be scary, but failed miserably. Hank seemed quite entertained by the movie in general, letting out an airy laugh every once in awhile.

After watching the movie you all decided it was finally time to wrap up the day for real, and all go to your respective homes.

You all said your goodbyes and you watched them leave before going back inside yourself.

You sat back down on your couch after they were all gone and sighed. Today was a long day, a good one though. You would definitely have to invite them over more.

#my writing #fanfiction #madness combat #madcom #madness combat x reader #sanmos #sanford x deimos #platonic or romantic

[clownkillsyou]

i hope theres a sanford x reader on wattpad one day where they take my sanmos art and edit an anime girl onto deimos

#tfa injoke

[bluecloudious]

Me, whenever I finish reading some really good fanfiction:

Some of the banger fanfiction in question, you can read all the warnings on the pages:

i'd walk through fire for you (Madness Combat, kinda fucked but really good at the same time, Sanmos)

we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) (Spideypool, Deadpool isn't overtly annoying for once!, jk jk I love him)

Even Old Wounds Can Heal, and Dead Hearts Can Feel (Jason Voorhees x reader basically (reader-chan has personality and trauma :OOOO))

#Fanfiction #Pain #holy shiiiiiiit #I love #I can love again after this?? #Sanmos #Jason Voorhees #Spideypool

[zv5x]

hey!!! this is the same anon who asked for deimos x yan! reader (hopefully my ask went through!) .,., i just wanted to say,,, please dont add any sanmos (sanford x deimos) into the hcs/fic/whatever youre gonna do,.,.., i heavily selfship with deimos!!! thankyou!!!!

All is good, anon! I usually don't add any other ships into the fics for reasons like this one right here! I don't want to accidentally give anyone something they don't want and upset them, so I like to make sure I follow the prompt to a T! Your ask went through also! It's in the making!

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Holy fucking shit your askbox is open

I have been waiting for this

Ahem ahem...

So, I have been fangirling too much on one of your oneshots (SQ x Knocked Up Reader)

And now I shall request more fics about the children.

Thank you!

Main 4 - Raising the babes

Started this ages ago and finally got it to a finished state lol. my apologies for the wait, anon. I hope you're still around.

HANK Lilith (she her)

"Steady." Hank grumbled in their usual husky, gravelly voice. Lilith's arms shook, the gun was heavy in her little hands.

"I-it's really heavy dad." Hank let out a sigh through his nose, or what was left of it.

"I know, but you need to learn how to use it, and how to be safe around it." Being involved with Hank was dangerous, but being his family put a target on your skull. Child or not, if the agency found you or Lilith, you'd be executed just to spite the man.

As much as Hank was devoted to their family, they knew fine well that they couldn't be around them all of the time to protect them. Even the SQ couldn't guarantee your safety every second of the day. Learning to fight back was the only way you two would have a fighting chance.

Being Hank's partner meant he'd already trained you up to be a threat to anyone, and now it was your daughter's turn to learn the harsh world she was born into.

"I'm scared." Lilith looked to you, her eyes the same blood red as her dad's own.

"So was I when I first picked up a gun," You knelt to her level, putting a comforting hand on her shoulder. "but you'll learn that it's just a tool, like any other. You learn how to use it correctly and you'll be safe." You kissed her forehead, and adjusted her arms, Hank carefully putting his large hands over her's as well.

"Hold your breath, steady your arms,"

[ B A N G ]

One of the glass bottle Hank had lined up shattered, and Lilith dropped the gun in fright. "That was scary!"

"But you did it. Overcoming challenges laid before you... First step to becoming strong and unkillable like me." Hank felt pride, and they picked up the gun. "Just... Don't drop it again."

SANMOS Mars (he him)

Baby Mars was a blessed little guy, having not just two parents, but three, and their whole support system to fall back on. Both your lovers are dutiful dads, but Sanford rarely ever wants to put his lil man down. He's got one of them baby carriers custom fit for his bigger frame, and Mars is his spitting image.

With curls of black hair, a chubby build and pout, it was like San was carrying his little mini-me. Mars had mixed skin, a dark grey, but slightly lighter than Sanford's, as well as dark freckles across his full body.

"Think we can find some tiny round sunglasses for babyford?" Dei joked to you while he was warming up some formula milk. "Totally, we could get him a little tank top, grow his hair out and make locs with them." You replied and laughed.

Sanford rolled his eyes, but smiled as well. "I just wanna protect my babe."

"A." Mars weighs in his opinion, throwing his arms up at Deimos as the smell of warm milk hits his nose. "It'll be ready soon yah little monster." Dei smiled and softly pinched his cheek, making Mars squeal happily.

"Let me get him ready." You took Mars from Sanford and set him on your lap. "You should get some sleep Fordie, you've been up with him all night. Relax and cool off, Dei and I got this for now."

"I'm not tired." Sanford lied, immediately yawning and taking his sunglasses off. He had dark circles under his eyes. "You're absolutely tired." Deimos snorted, handing you the warm bottle.

"Relax wonder-dad. Go get comfy and rested, the three of us will be waiting for you when you get up." You gave the big man a kiss, and he finally agreed to get a few hours sleep.

2BDAMNED Rhea and Phoebe

Raising twins was a handful, everyone in base had to chip in a little now and then. Doc was sitting on a soft cushion on the floor, trying to not give himself back ache with shrimp posture, as Rhea chewed on the arm of her stuffed dog toy, and Phoebe was playing with wooden blocks Sanford had kindly made for the girls.

"Hey handsome," Doc arches his back slightly as your smooth hands rub against his shoulders, a pleasant shiver runs up his spine. "you three having fun?"

"Of course, they're engrossed in their own little worlds, and watching them develop is fascinating. Pheebs is working on her hand-eye coordination, which is wonderful to see, and Rhea is... enjoying herself."

Rhea raised her arms up to you, always happy to see her parent. Luckily each girl had their own favourite parent, you being Rhea's, and Doc being Phoebe's, so juggling toddlers wasn't an issue for one of you.

You embraced the little troublemaker, picking her up into your arms and giving her a cheek kiss, earning a happy squeal. "Damma!" Her chubby fingers grabbed your neck as you cuddled her into you.

They'd been born looking similar, but developed differences as they aged. Rhea took more after Doc, dark grey hair tied in little twin tails to show off her pretty face, maroon monolid eyes and a crooked smile. She'd be the spitting image of her dad, if she didn't have your skin and nose.

Phoebe on the other hand was like the opposite, her hair was like your natural colour, tied back as well to keep it out of her face. Her eyes were mirrors of yours as well, and looked wonderful when the light caught them just right. She had Kyle's paler complexion and thin nose.

"Hello my little moon~" You cooed sweetly to her, Doc had insisted on naming both girls after moons, which Deimos laughed about at the time. 'Three moons in one base, you building a solar system here old man?"

Rhea yawned widely, little white puppy teeth lined her mouth. "They've been up for a while, I've already fed them, and was hoping to try and educate them a little bit, but it looks like someone's ready for a nap." Doc smiled to you, making his deep set crows-feet more apparent, each wrinkle in his face seemed to get more and more defined as the days went on.

He made a very handsome DILF. "Perhaps I'll take Phoebe and work with her one on one, and give Rhea a lesson later. Shame, I was going to talk about the stars with them." Rhea's head perked up, all signs of fatigue suddenly removed.

She loved space, Doc had even gotten the lads to paint the nursery into a galaxy, with bright glow-in-the-dark stars stuck to the ceiling. "Staaars." She reached out for her father, heart set on looking at pictures of the night sky over sleeping.

Phoebe was slightly more grounded to earth, interest in the things in front of her, as opposed to those miles and miles above. "Blocks." She pointed to her cubic toy, heart set on continuing to destroy and rebuild with them.

"How about you teach in here? You can read to both of them, I'm sure they'll both enjoy it. Rhea can look at the pictures, and Pheebs can just listen." You sat with Phoebe, offering her another block.

"Thank you Damma." Phoebe smiled to you, finishing a star shaped tower using coloured blocks. Doc sat down, Rhea on his lap and he laid a book in front, starting from the beginning.

"The constellations are patterns of stars formed in the sky, there are many to discover...."

...

From a distance, a star faced figure watched his nieces with a softening in his heart. He found it strange when his brother had told him he was going to live a mortal life for a while, and he couldn't understand it, not at first. But now, seeing the family he'd made, Maker couldn't help but smile.

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