#same with creepers

[spacedustmantis]

if we're being realistic, being ripped apart by a horde of zombies has to be the most gruesome, most painful death of them all

#this post is brought to you by the part of me that constantly makes everything I see angsty #I watched all deaths in dl so far just to be able to claim this point btw #genuinely tho imagine falling into a pile of zombies and literally being ripped apart #imagine watching that happen to your (friend? partner?) soulmate and feeling that pain with him #and the worst part is that it's not instant #dying to tnt is probably as good as it gets because you're dead before you even get the chance to feel any pain #same with creepers #dying to a sword through the heart or something similar is probably the next best thing #falling to your death could be either really good or really bad depending on wether you break your neck or not #being killed by a single mob is far down the list but definitely better than being killed by a lot of them at once #being beat to death with bare hands also sucks but it sucks more for the person doing the beating #bc they have to keep going even after the other person stops fighting back #(you know.. like at the end of 3rd life?) #we haven't had any drowning or suffocating or starving in dl yet but those are also one of the worst ways to go #I think burning is worse than freezing bc with freezing you become numb at some point and then you fall asleep #both are still pretty bad tho #tw death #tw violence #double life #trafficblr #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #double life spoilers

[shepscapades]

Okay so admittedly when I sat down to think about the week 1 prompts for red-life stuff, all of my brainrot went towards my beloved yogscast trio and how Hardcore King Harry would probably thrive in a life game as opposed to his cringefail wives Tom and Ben who probably go red instantly

Anyway welcome to my personal hell :] Harry Mr Mime Barry proves he’s worthy of his mc speedrunning records, while Ben and Tom are really only still alive because Harry’s probably been sniping any threats from a distance

(featuring a fun limited life Harry design inspired by @oh-snapperss’ Harry doodles, and a Ben and Tom doodle to match!)

#yogscast #harry #brryhrry #bedgar #angor #angory tom #hat films 2 #Ben Edgar #Tom #art escapades #shepshermitdesign23 #ummm I’m in love with them #Fun fact: Tom somehow dies to the same creeper twice. that’s how he goes red #don’t ask how #he’s not allowed to tell #Ben is sworn to secrecy and Harry didn’t see it happen #I really love these guys #I already said that oops #ANYWAY I KISS HARRY ON THE HEAD #HES KIND OF QUICK GETSWAYS AND BUNNY HOPPING IN THE NETHER #KING* NOT KIND #these are my children please love them as you would love my other fanart /silly #the outcast trio #hrry

[ghoulishcavern]

i think what makes the jukebox-with-mob-heads pranks so successful on hermitcraft is that it’s literally tricking the persons INSTINCTS towards mobs. like hearing a warden sound when you are Distinctly Not Near Any Wardens must be terrifying. Also the eldritch abomination under scars base, which serves the purpose of blowing out your eardrums with Hundreds of Witch Sounds…

#it’s like martyns creeper noise prank in the beginning of 3rd life #same premise… #hermitcraft season 10 #hc s10 #hc s10 spoilers #hermitcraft s10 #gtws #goodtimeswithscar

[meirimerens]

bruh the creep i had to romantically reject three times (four if you count her "lovesick ramblings" [direct quote]) in the span of not even a year and who called me a "jerk" and "insecure" for not wanting to long-distance e-date her unwarranted-evadaniil-porn-sending ass followed me after a year of no contact on the instagram i don't update, haven't posted on in a year, don't share any followers/following with her on, & that i only mentioned on this blog Once over 2 years ago. on Valentine's Day Eve out of all days. what in the maidenless behavior is this.

#i know for a fact you're not ~organically~ finding & following ~random~ french artists who post horses under 70 followers sister. #wanted to keep your eye on me on the account you thought i'd be the least likely to notice you on? #too much of an insecure jerk [for rejecting you] that you won't follow me on the myriad of accounts you know i'm active on & pretend like #nothing's happened; but nicey enough that you'll follow one where you think i'd be least likely to see you? #i know you combed my blog for multiple-years-old pictures of my face before; did you do it for this account's @ as well? #well if you're still on that creepy creeper grind maybe you'll see this message as well! learn to lurk better & maybe you won't get blocked #ps: maybe don't have your discord name + pfp be the same as your instagram's if you don't want me to immediately know who you are. #& if you wanted to rekindle; well; grow a pair & don't creep on the one acc i never mention. you won't find pictures of my face on it btw #neigh (blabbers) #stay_away_from_[ME]_get_a_job.png #incel & coquette Pick A Struggle girl. do not hmu ever again you creep.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i love the qsmp but also it’s become my biggest fear because before, despite Also being into minecraft/mcyt, i knew my younger cousins wouldn’t know the same servers/creators i did due to them only watching brazilian creators, and therefore i did not have to worry about the possibility of Brainrotting over something they were just normal about. now, with a lot of them being teenagers, they are in Prime age range for the qsmp, and the possibility of them also watching it is Not zero

#icarus speaks #LIKE #WHAT IF I GO BACK #AND THEYRE JUST NORMAL FANS #MEANWHILE IM SITTING HERE. RUNNING A TUMBLR BLOG #my cousin that’s over was checking out my room earlier and he got super excited about my creeper plush #+ netherite sword #and i just. sat there sweating. i pray he is Just into minecraft and that was not my death omen #BC WHAT IF HE IS INTO IT. BUT NOT AT THE SAME LEVEL AS ME #i cant act normal about mcrps u guys know this #I NEED TO BE THE COOL COUSIN THIS CANT COST ME MY REP

[alienssstufff]

headcanon that q!Mike and q!Slime aren’t biological brothers but when Slime is adopted by Mike’s family he copies his appearance to look like Mike which why they look so similar :]

#character concept stufff #mainly cuz I just don’t believe either of them would be the same species #(Mike is a creeper - Slime is a … slime)

[hanzajesthanza]

“regis go stand ten blocks away i can’t sleep with you nearby”

— overheard from a distant minecraft au

#in a minecraft au they would not be able to sleep under the same blanket and that makes me want to cry #idk what im talking about anymore. its 4 am. i have to wake up at 8 #the elbow-high diaries #dude. it didnt even take me 10 seconds to decide that in a mc au regis would be an enderman #idk if we’re just assigning them mc mobs now but milva is obviously skeleton #angouleme is creeper because reasons #cahir. sorry bro but i have to assign you zombie for your soldier identity

[cynthrey]

Jimmy is that type harem anime protagonist that is useless and skilless yet somehow manages to attract all sorts of characters way more skilled or epic than him

#no seriously #how does this guy get so many people to either flirt or be in a relationship with him in mcrp #scott married him in 3rd life and the canary curse begun #then scott once again went on a date with mr jimmy “smol and damaged egg” solidarity #then sausage kissed him in that same smp #then the whole thing with tango being one hell of a supportive partner and protecting him in double life #then scott flirts with him AGAIN in EMPIRES #and now fwhip kisses him #jfc how many husbands and boyfriends does this guy have? #this guy who believed creeper spawners were a thing #gets bullied by half of the members of every smp he is ever in #and is literally unable to NOT die first in the life series #solidarity gaming #jimmy solidarity #jimmy gets all the bitches aparently #hell i would even dare say even xornoth had a crush on jimmy just to spite scott #empires smp #empires smp s2 #3rd life smp #double life smp #i have the feeling i'm missing something #but when i tell you i dont even watch the guy and was able to remember THIS much. that's something

[nadiea]

jeepers creepers (2001)

#i love you siblings in horror #'i have everything the same inside' #jeepers creepers #horror #mine

[lazybakerart]

YEs, keep talking about Jeremy and Gator because I am listening. I am nodding along. I am fully supporting this.

they ran in separate circles in high school. jeremy said some shitty thing to gator once. years later, gator is high up his own ass and runs into jeremy and that one insult loops in his head. and like, it's a coin toss how this can go. he's got his cuffs and a daddy as sheriff.

but jeremy smiles at him.

but doesn't remember his name.

calls him croc.

but does say he looks sick in his uniform.

and it's still a coin toss, but gator feels that nagging inside of him from high school, since he was a kid with a daddy that might as well be god, that wants to impress this guy into remembering the name gator.

(they go for a beer and gator lets jeremy shoot his gun nearly killing the both of them and jeremy gets to make out with the douche from high school in the back of a patrol car.)

#replies #how do you tag this i ask you #gator tillman #jeremy #my stories #gatemy #is that something??? #basically just harringrove #except gator has a gun and jeremy is real real REAL dumb #but he's cute so #i know the two dont take place in the same setting but just go with it okay #the other au i had for them was gator being a creeper and stalking jeremy #i have a lot to work out for this pairing XD

[ambreiiigns]

9 fave movies i watched in 2023 as tagged by my beloved @skelerobo 🥰 thank youuu

ok sorry that's a joke. here's the real top 9 but truth is i haven't seen as many movies that i was OBSESSED with this year :-( i've been mad at and/or enjoyed bc they suck ass half of what i've seen :-( but it's ok. honorable mention tristamp fr tbh

tagging: @brainjuicey @fagjolras @justablix @besweetordietrying and whoever else??? the girlies who watch a lot of stuff pls let me know what's good

#tagged #this was tbf the year of me watching all the hostels and fookin malignant and one from the vomit gore series #so. you can tell it's been kinda rough . #but i also watched a bunch of old underrated slashers this summer which was soooo good..... shout out to tourist trap 1979 & intruder 1989 #they almost made it #also i put terrifier 2 bc the cover is cooler lmao but 1 & 2 are kinda interchangeable tbh could be either. same w jeepers creepers #these type of games. always scare me to death. bc 1. what if i'm misremembering on what year i saw these movies #and 2. what if i'm forgetting something that was actually my most favorite thing in the world #that would be ichi the killer and i did not forget but what if something else is slipping.... #yk i complained but there's a few others that i would have liked to put in ackshually :-(

[huccimermaidshirts]

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#i would add harries to the mix especially after Olivia! harries and larries use(d) the same arguments as larries and right wing media and it #was by far the most shameful thing they've done and they still bask in their actions and their aftermath with no self awareness #someone on twitter called harries and larries 'parasocial mothers' and I've never seen a term more fitting #they all know that they know what's best for him and how his relationship (s) is or go as if they're not total strangers on the internet #trying to make judgements and assumptions for the few pics (pap or creeper) we're getting every now and then #the paragraph about his girlfriends not being good enough ever 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 #anyway leave these girls alone #half of his relationships would have worked if the hate wasn't as intense #taylor russel

[rockethorse]

I'm kind of glad for TS2's limited wardrobe functionality sometimes because it would be a lot harder for me to enforce a low-CC threshold if shoes were their own thing, y'know

#the same outfit can change so radically depending on the kind of shoe you pair it with #and I love really niche hyper-specific shoes lol #so when they're at the very least attached to the outfit's bottom half i'm like ok gotta think Broadly #gotta think Capsule Wardrobe gotta think Versatile Basics here #but if I could swap them out independently I'd be like hmmm...... flame decal croc creepers? yes PLEASE #and to achieve anything like that in TS2 would lead to exponential CC bloat so I just don't bother #but maybe... if I ever learn to 3D sculpt... i'll be that simmer who makes exclusively TS2 content and then just. a bunch of TS4 shoes #fun little footnote (hah!)

[calamitycodified]

watching the new ah minecraft vid and im losing my mind. alfredo has no idea how rare non-deepslate diamond ore is in the latest update so he just

he found and destroyed one of the rarest blocks in the game and he doesnt even know it

#achievement hunter #alfredo diaz #earlier in the ep i almost freaked bc i thought they had found the blue axolotl (EXTREMELY rare coloration) but it was just cyan #but imagine if they had found a rare minecraft thing twice in the same ep #at this point alfredo's gonna see (and die to) a super creeper #edit: nvm about him dying to a super creeper

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

i really have to go to bed before midnight, cant deny i felt much better (and healthier) back in few times when it almost turned into a habit

#almost #how do you make a healthy habit stick for good #i mean i kinda know but regarding sleep its hard #been ruining sleep as long as i could remember myself #it all started with watching horror movies at late nights #blah when i was a kid i shared same room with mom and so the tv #she watched horror movies pretty often aaand believed i was asleep so yah lol #kid me pretended to be asleep #the only movie that scared me was jeepers creepers #probably bcs... body esp eye horror thing #kid me had no idea they are going to deal with eye horror for the most of 20s x)) #after having sticks and scalpels in your own eyelids you kinda quit giving damns about it #some fears can only be defeated face to face

[asktotallyhuman]

What do you think the origin of creepers are. I suppose it is mostly speculative since you don't seem eager to interact with the creeper.

Heard some say they were machines build for old wars and some others say they are alchemical accidents that messed up a pig. Opinions?

"I shall never understand my sibling's choice in pets."

#ride the wave as long as it lasts #this was more or less finished before my hiatus #as always dont expect any form of consistency i just got a new pen new computer #new year same me same bullshit as always #one panic attack at a time lets go boys #anon #anon ask #anonymous #minecraft #minecraft oc #minecraft ask blog #ask blog #minecraft oc ask blog #oc ask blog #minecraft human #minecraft human oc #minecraft creeper #minecraft creeper oc #creeper oc #creeper #answer