#salseo

[viejospellejos]

Este grupo de amigos se presentó a los carnavales de su pueblo (Palaciosrubios) disfrazados de la temática de Piqué y Shakira:

Shakira y Bizarrap:

Clara Chía y Piqué:

La prensa en la puerta:

La deuda en Hacienda y la suegra (la bruja que le puso en el balcón)

El Rolex y el Casio:

El Ferrari y el Twingo:

Piqué con el Casio y el Twingo:

Las Shakiras de la Session Bzrp 53, Waka waka y Monotonía:

Créditos: @narita19

#sfw #lol #xd #humor #meme #memes #musica #shakira #pique #bizarrap #bzrp #piqué #casio #rolex #twingo #ferrari #clara chia #salseo #cancion #bzrp music session 53 #españa #memes español #memes españa #humor español

[p-ic-o]

Lo que andaba pasando con Luzu, Rubius y Quackity estaba picante 👀

Capítulo 50, en el canal del Rubias amenos que tengan todos los cap’s sincronizados ;)

#drawing #karmaland fanart #karmaland v #fanart #minecraft #salseo #rubius #luzuvlogs #quackity

[stefa800]

Cuando Salga El Sol - Latidos (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1279792209-cuando-salga-el-sol-latidos?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=StefaEstrella&wp_originator=8nV%2Fp9CqsZ8m2a8NmPPpq8MJWhXkwwpftdQ0fglwBjnebzK4GAJp995sW3NNx6PFfvowdROiysviY%2B4BtA59lhKOsYrhKu%2FJw5Tb5uKbQfJXtm95P6QZakry%2FXBzcknd Un nuevo maestro ha llegado a la prestigiosa academia "Dawn Valley" y será su primer trabajo desde que se graduó así que tendrá la tarea de lidiar con el grupo de Adela Tombey quien será su karma.

#amorpeligroso #bill #bromas #enemy #escuela #estupideces #humor #instituto #lilycollins #musica #peleas #preparatoria #salseo #sentimientos #tragedia #wattpad #novela-juvenil #books #amreading

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

welcome everyone to this unusual news report in fm polvorón, but there has been an unfollow. i repeat, an unfollow has happened. informants report that miss ruslana panchyshyna, third finalist in ot 2023 and half of the criminales sibling dynamic alongside paul thin, has unfollowed omar samba, esteemed member of the piso sobao - alongside bea fernández, salma díaz, and álvaro mayo - and fifteenth in ot 2023.

reports that came from the academy while the contest was going on, later confirmed by declarations from omar himself in an interview, claim that ruslana and omar had a relationship that started either during the casting or at the very beginning of the program. there had been rumors that they had broken up a few weeks ago, and a few days ago there was this rumor that omar had, and i quote, 'cheated on ruslana with chanel and many other famous girls'. among them, another of the guadalajara boy's victims romantic conquests could have been fellow singer and ex-ot contestant julia medina. this is all speculation, of course, nothing has been confirmed.

suspicions were further raised when ruslana did not wish omar a happy birthday - they did appear to go to mahmood's concert together, tho. everything was calmed after that, until this evening, when ruslana unfollowed omar, being the first otite from the 2023 edition to unfollow a fellow otite, and cementing the rift between them two.

this has been everything, thank for tuning onto polvorón fm on thursday, may 16th 2024. have a nice evening everyone, and rest in peace bridgerton (yes that was their ship name. yes it is very funny that this happened today).

#vivitalksot #i almost used the destiel meme for this but i thought it would be more fun this way #anyways. HUGE #god i love post-ot drama it is honestly the best #i honestly didn't think that would be the first unfollow of the edition #and yet #lidia espero que te lo pases bien leyendo este post #es salseo del bueno

[cuchufletapl]

Shakira's music lately:

#estoy living con el salseo para qué nos vamos a mentir #la diferencia entre monotonía y la de bzrp me hace mucha gracia #bueno y bizarrap grabando con shakira quién le ha visto y quién le ve

[losjavis]

*se viene salseo cristiano en los tags*

#a ver tengo mucho q decir #primero: estoy living con esto o sea es que vaya personajas es lo mejor q ha salido de internet #las performances es que:___ #los javis nunca van a decir que está basada en flos marie por temas legales pero es obvio que si que estará inspirada en ellas #los javis son de los tios mas listos de la industria realmente alguien cree que van a hacer una serie super importante sin haber consultado #hasta que punto es lícito hablar de ellas sin usar nombres #obviamente que lo tendrán mega estudiado para que salgan bien parados #siempre se van a basar en que es ficción #otra cosa. no os parece muy raro que en el video de ellas utilicen tantos hashtags #de los javis y la mesias o sea ???? #me huele muy a marketing #nose por parte de quien #pero si yo estuviera en contra de algo lo último que querría es que por mi culpa se promocionase la serie #y… están promocionando la serie muy heavy con el video este😂 #esto va a ser un salseo brutal sobre todo cuando se estrene #pero lo mejor esq a mis niños les viene de perlas esta promoción xD #la mesias

[kevotsuka]

No esperaba encontrar un fic de Vocaloid en el tag de cesare/lucrezia pero de alguna manera no estoy sorprendido 😭

#Confía en el fandom de Vocaloid para estar en todos los salseos históricos europeos #Amo allí mi hogar por una razón #Wait #HABÍA OLVIDADO QUE CANTARELLA ESTÁ BASADO EN ELLOS #lo siento obsesión adolescente fue María Antonieta

[turbocao]

las Oikawa top anime villain allegations me parecen doblemente injustas si tenemos en cuenta la forma en que mis amigos me advirtieron sobre Atsumu cuando supieron que me iba a ver la 4a temporada. Que lo más suave que le llamaron fue hijo de puta, y yo ya me lo estaba imaginando lesionando a alguien a propósito, haciendo unas trampas que flipas, delinquiendo, robándole el móvil a Hinata, pegándole una paliza a alguien a la salida, no sé, de todo. Y LUEGO NADA.

#Turbotxt #Flashbacks de yowapeda #Solo que en yowapeda cuando venía un capullo a hacer trampas lo resolvían with the power of God and Anime #Y claro #De haikyuu me esperaba algo mucho mejor #Pero me quedé con las ganas de salseo y un palmo de narices

[ciberninjas]

Dune: Spice Wars agregará la función multijugador

Dune: Spice Wars agregará la función multijugador

El editor Funcom y el desarrollador del estudio francés Shiro Games descubrieron el plan de desarrollo para su juego de estrategia en tiempo real Dune: Spice Wars (actualmente en acceso anticipado). Recuerda que el juego de lanzamiento de Dune: Spice Wars presenta cuatro facciones (House Atreides, House Harkonnen, Smugglers y Fremen), sistemas políticos, espionaje y guerra conjunto a tres…

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#Salseo Estudios

[hungrycrazy]

Hermano, está re bueno el combate Chile vs Alex Gárgolas.

#salseo a estas horas de la noche

[starberry-cupcake]

This is a one chapter update because this chapter was 25 years long and I don't want my post to be also that long, even though you're all being super nice about it (thank you ♥).

previously, in harroweena the ninth:

this happened

now, chapter 6:

harrowbean wakes up and is taken somewhere in a wheelchair

we get no sleep in this ship

we get no face paint, no black robes, no sleep, no security from people who wanna suffocate you in your sleep, no explanations

lyctors need a union

as in unionization, not as in a combination of people, that they did when slurping their cavaliers

the person carrying her is very upset at everyone

turns out, she's a lyctor

her name is mercysomething

we have an ortus 2, a mercysomething and an augustine

harrow mentions eyes again and says that Lyctors "kept their own faces, but the eyes they stole from someone else. You had been lucky that your own transition was not as startling"

Lucky, you say...

I don't know about that

anyway, this mercysomething is supposed to be the saint of joy

I'm assuming lyctors are given their names through the ancient art of sarcasm

on that note

harrow: "if you had not of late become the Saint of Emesis"

me: wait, I gotta look something up real quick

me: yeah, that's funny

mercysomething is angry and in a hurry

a bunch of time is spent with mercysomething being angry and treating people like crap and being unpleasant

she's arguing with everyone she comes across and takes harrow to a hangar

yandere twin is sitting on a crate watching a necromancer make a ward with blood and bleeding to death in the process

harrow sits next to her and they are like sportscasters of blood-painted wards

according to the necrocasters, it's a ghost ward

yandere twin updates harrow on the fact that they're at war and they've been attacked and they're down to three Old Lyctors and two Baby Lyctors

it would explain why mercysomething is upset all the time

mercysomething wants to take the emperor somewhere else and the guy commanding the ship doesn't want to let him leave

emperor guy comes in and kind of does this to mercysomething

yandere twin and I are LIVING for all this pute/salseo/gossip/however you wanna call it

harrow isn't as interested

I complained in gideon because gideon wasn't interested in things I wanted to look into and now I'm gonna complain about harrow not being interested in Drama

emperor the fool says: "I know exactly who is behind this terrible blow, and they were fools to show their hand"

yandere twin and I

when emperor guy sees the necromancer bleeding out he goes "for fuck's sake"

it's a quote, not me being funny ha ha

remember when I said this guy is a mess?

that's becoming exponentially more evident

I want to punch him in the face at all times

I don't know how people can be respectful to this dude

the reason there isn't any face paint for harrow in this ship is that the emperor uses it every morning to paint on his clown face

they've been alive like 1000 years or whatnot and they're all a fucking group project going off the rails

so emperor guy, mercysomething, not!dulcinea (now in a coffin package), yandere twin and harrow get in a ship inside the ship

a smaller ship inside the big ship where the emperor has been for the past bunch of years

the small ship has the blood ward for the ghosts

but, before going in, emperor the fool fixes the necro that's bleeding to death

I honestly think she would have preferred to just die

which, same, if he was my boss

necros also need to unionize

cavaliers more than anyone tbh

if cavaliers unionized, idk if there would be any lyctors

emperor guy and mercysomething argue about people they know and we don't yet know

and mercysomething was telling harrow previously that the former ninth was prettier than her (anastasia, heart don't fail me now, courage don't desert me) and telling yandere twin the former third was prettier than her (cyrus? cyril? something like that)

which, absolutely juvenile behavior for someone who's like a 1000+ years of age or whatever

why would we care who she finds prettier????

ANYWAY, throughout this I was once again thinking

nobody here has G & P initials

it's been driving me mad this whole time

gideon and harrow found that former lyctor quarters

and it said "ONE FLESH, ONE END. G. & P."

that was before the note with gideon's name in it was read

and all this time I was thinking those were a set of necro-cav from the previous lyctors

but nobody here has those initials

the only P is the cavalier of Ortus 2 and there's no G

which is DRIVING ME MAD

if the G is the previous Gideon, the one not!dulcinea mentioned, it would explain why there was a note that mentioned a Gideon in the quarters

it would not, however, explain who the fuck that other gideon is, who P is and why they aren't in the list with the other combos

augustine is a former fifth because his cav's last name is quinque

mercysomething's from the eighth because her cav's last name is oct, and because she's annoying to be around

ortus 2 is from the second, because his cav's last name is dve

cyril cyrus whatev is from the third because the cav is trinit and mercysomething mentioned him to yandere twin, who is from the third

ulysses is from the fourth because the cav is tetra

not!dulcinea is seventh because the cav was heptane and because it was a very important thing in the previous book, as we've established

anastasia (dancing bears, painted wings) is from the ninth because the cav is novenary and she was mentioned to harrow

cassiopeia must be sixth, because it's what I have left, but I don't recognize the root of the last name to make a clear parallel from the top of my head

the emperor's guardian is A.L.

I'm taking note of an emperor's guardian who isn't around anymore

could it be ice cube barbie???? idk fam, she's looking at him a lot

giving me magic knight rayearth vibes again

this but with backstabbing instead of love

ANYWAY, all of this to point out that there's no G & P and it's driving me up the wall

now, to a very important thing

VERY IMPORTANT

for me, maybe it's just me

the enemies or whatever are called "remnants" and their leader apparently has been gone for "nearly 20 years"

this is me desperately making timelines with gideon's mom and gideon's birth and the 2 details I know about gideon's mom and her birth

you know what, I'm gonna quote, since I went to fetch it

"One day eighteen years ago, Gideon's mother had tumbled down the middle of the shaft in the drag chute and a battered hazard suit, like some moth drifting slowly down into the dark. The suit had been out of power for a couple of minutes. The woman landed brain-dead. All the battery power had been sucked away by a bio-container plugged into the suit, the kind you'd carry a transplant limb in, and inside that container was Gideon, only a day old."

I'm gonna just...put a pin on that that in the cork board

I don't know you guys, I'm just gonna

let me pin that

I'm probably being wrong a lot more than what I'm getting right but I'm just telling you what goes through my mind, if I'm making a fool of myself, it's too late to act like I'm not a fool

I am also putting my clown paint on like the emperor

MOVING ON

harrow thinks the emperor talks in plural about her at one point and idk if that's the case tbh

we then get emperor guy explaining how they need to go to their safe space base with a name I can't remember

a fancy name very lord-of-the-rings-y

let's call it emperor's mojo dojo casa house

and to get there as quick as they need to, they have to cut through the River

the one with the ghosties and ghoulies

that's what the ward was for

if they went through regular means, it'd take too long and, doing it this way, they could be there super fast, but they need to get in the River and come out the other way in the right spot

and intact

so it's this situation

so, in order to do that, they have to hold on to their souls and their cav souls and whatever they've got using the skills from the first test

I want to point out, once again, WHO PLANNED CANAAN HOUSE AS A TOOL TO GET LYCTORS TO LEARN THINGS?????

THEY WERE NOT DOING ALL THE TESTS

THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THE KEYS

SOME DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE TESTS TO BEGIN WITH

JUDITH WAS LIVING IN LAW AND ORDER

we didn't even get to all the tests, people started dropping like flies

because the emperor had one loose lyctor who thought she was in a telenovela

ANYWAY

the point is, if they drift too far while crossing the River, something else can come into their bodies

we did learn that, because it happened to duracell bunny nephew back in canaan house

but we learned it because mayonnaise uncle thought he was tough shit and ruined it, not because of the tests

harrow, doing her best, thinks "you felt alone in your head"

WHICH IS GREAT for our gideon notes

also, no camilla mention or appearance in this one

(I'm having a lizzie bennet theme going on for Reasons for the time being)

so, we're leaving harrow and yandere twin trying to learn for the first time how to not die by crossing the River because the emperor plans things terribly and mercysomething is too preoccupied being upset at everything all the time

#luly reacts to tlt #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb #long post #gif cw

[stefa800]

Cuando Salga El Sol - Escondidos (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1277266119-cuando-salga-el-sol-escondidos?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=StefaEstrella&wp_originator=a4Dt8J2E0PYI79Wj7bPhjIE3rhlyCDplZDbr68jty%2FFHCbqhpQXgI%2F3eQIKBoerS4nkEPwCwg%2Bzhf7uDu0kiGHl6qgsT6JHObA0UMzqaHAecTwlYBYbc7EymH32b17dU Un nuevo maestro ha llegado a la prestigiosa academia "Dawn Valley" y será su primer trabajo desde que se graduó así que tendrá la tarea de lidiar con el grupo de Adela Tombey quien será su karma.

#amorpeligroso #bill #bromas #enemy #escuela #estupideces #humor #instituto #lilycollins #musica #peleas #preparatoria #salseo #sentimientos #tragedia #wattpad #novela-juvenil #books #amreading

[viejospellejos]

Buscando salseo

[srtapinklips]

Sálvame Kaelkoth (de tarde):

Salseo Edition

He visto que estáis un poco adiktes a eso de que os pregunten sobre vuestros PJ y aunque me parece maravilloso me falta... algo. Una chispita de salseo, un flush de irreverencia. Así que sin más dilación os traigo una lista de preguntas para que saquéis vuestra lengua a pasear y le deis al pueblo lo que necesita: ✨c h i s m e✨

FUNCIONAMIENTO

Básicamente no hay reglas. Podéis responder como vuestros PJ off rol e incluso cambiar dependiendo de la pregunta. No hace falta que conozcáis a los personajes que elijáis, aqui solo queremos salseo, no veracidad. La única regla es: danos salseo and make it unhinged.

Si pudieras decirle 4 cosas bien claritas a algún personaje de Kkoth, ¿qué le dirías y a quien?

Que me caso... ¡Y me mato! Como el clásico juego de nuestras infancias, ¿con quién te casarías, a quien te chuscarías y a quién matarías del foro?

El polígrafo NO MIENTE... Confiesa algo salseante que no sepamos de tus personajes: Yo nunca nunca...

¡Idiomas, querida! Hora de tirar pestes: ¿a que personaje de Kaelkoth insoportarían tus personajes? ¿Cual sería su ojito derecho? Recordamos que no es necesario que se hayan conocido, aquí nos guiamos por las vibes.

Una cocacola light, pequeña, no pido más... ¿sin que cosa/actividad/vicio no podrían vivir tu personaje?

Porque tú y yo, Chelo, y te quiero... ¿Con que personaje podrías haber tenido ese casi algo tragico que jamás saldría bien? ¿Y por qué? Queremos todos los detalles.

PA-GA-ME. ¿Qué personaje del foro te debería algo? Y viceversa, ¿a que pj del foro le pediría el tuyo un favorcito?

Si tuvieras el poder de cambiar una sola cosa en todo el foro (en cuanto al rol y tramas, no quiero que me funee la administración), ¿que cambiarías? Yo creo que Nerissa le daría un frondoso bigote a todos los hombres de Kkoth, pero podéis soñar más grande JAJA.

Figúrate esto: estás en un First Date kaelkothiano y entra por la puerta tu peor enemigue, o alguien a quien totalmente insoportas. ¿Como reaccionaría tu personaje?

En un modern AU, ¿cómo sería tu personaje? ¿A que se dedicaría, como vestiría?¿Tendría la misma relación con sus conocidos, o la cosa cambiaría? Y lo más importate: ¿Estaría dispuesto en dar una exclusiva en primicia a Sálvame (de tarde)?

¡Y eso es todo! Podéis sugerir más preguntas salseantes, ya veré yo si las añado JAJAJA Y por favor, si alguien se molesta porque su pj no ha salido bien parado... Pues que se querelle contra el que ha provocado el perjuicio, ¡yo sólo doy una chica!

DEJA TU OPINIÓN

#kkoth #salvame (de tarde) #off rol #bonding

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Cody singing ‘I Love You Too Much’ to Priscilla! 🎵

SAQUEN EL SALSEO!!! Cody can't play instruments so his best choice is to bring the radio.

#ask #thanks for the ask! #request #art #my art #my stuff #sketch #traditional art #au #ship #crack ship #maccadam #transformers #tf #rescue bots #transformers rescue bots #tfrb #rb #cody burns #priscilla pynch #cody burns x priscilla pynch #cody and priscilla #cody burns/priscilla pynch #i love you too much #fluff #music

[yuliw]

¿Alguien me explica qué fue lo que pasó con Ciro? Quiero enterarme del salseo.

#kkoth #kaelkoth