no way someone hasn't thought of this before
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I know this has been done before, but I had some thoughts so I made it happen. No I won't be taking constructive criticism
But also short explanation under the cut
Sarge - I don’t think sarge identifies as gay and that would be reason enough for him to not fuck himself. Can’t say what his clone would do lol
Grif - ok I think Grif would either say he’s not gay because he’s repressed/insecure or because he’s bi and makes jokes at the difference
Church - Church just wouldn’t be down for that, too many clones at this point tbh
Doc - listen doc is the kind of guy to post about self love and never believe in any of it and continue to hate himself as long as other people do, can’t fuck with that
Tex - she is much too badass to entrust anyone else to fuck her
Tucker - he would want to know if he’s good in bed to at least tell ppl to try and convince them to sleep with him. If he’s not good there’s really only 50/50 that he’d try to get better lol
Simmons - tentacles. Need I say more?
Donut - he’s just a little horny guy what can I say
Caboose - his understanding of the concept overall is not strong so this is the most logical conclusion he can come to
Lopez - honestly tired of these dumb humans conversation and thinks they’re all gross for talking about it. And would never fuck one of the other Lopez bots imho
Wash - I almost switched Doc and Wash but I just hear ‘what if my clone was evil’ in Wash’s voice and I think he’d worry about dumb stuff like that (thinks back to when he went bad and isn’t attracted to that side of himself)
Kai - I feel like this is pretty obvious. I mean it’s her fantasy but also new kink with Multiple clones!
Carolina - she’s just tired but no longer surprised
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blue team sleepovers: omg lets summon a demon! <3 <3
red team sleepovers: WHO KEEPS SUMMONING THEM
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what happens to creeper holes on the blood gulch minecraft server
Church: only fills in Caboose's creeper holes
Caboose: absolutely the fuck does not fill in creeper holes
Tucker: covers them up if they explode his shit otherwise leaves it
Wash: fills in creeper holes he finds.
Sarge: makes simmons fill them in. or fills them with lava. usually lava
Donut: loves filling holes
Simmons: fills them in
Grif: will cover them up with a block that sticks way the fuck out like wood or something because it annoys Simmons. otherwise leaves them
Lopez: the only reason the server isn't a wasteland. server cryptid
Doc: fills creeper holes with water to make lil ponds with flowers around them
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Velvette: What are they doing?
Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.
Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?
Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.
Velvette: About what?
Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.
Valentino: What are they doing now?
Vox: They're STILL talking!
Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?
Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.
Valentino: What about-
Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!
Velvette: Well, let us look.
Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!
Velvette: SO? Let me look!
Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!
Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.
Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?
Vox: ...
Vox: They found the camera.
Valentino: Should've been watching it.
Vox: ...
Vox: They broke it.
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