#rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken

[thatonesillywizard]

A very random thing, but i tried to write something for the @kuro-is-doodlin 's "Still alive" isat au! Just thoughts on what would happen next based on recent drawings, most likely not canon for the au

CW for malnourishment and spoilers for the game under the cut

(You're.. Not sure what happened to Sif.)

(Yesterday, they seemed just fine! He made a lot of puns and you laughed at them wholeheartedly and you all were gonna beat the king tomorrow! But...)

(He looks.. very ill, not to mention how he collapsed to the ground when they tried to approach Mira.. It was scary.)

(It still is, now, that they're laying on the bed with Bonnie beside them, crying.)

(He mentioned a diary. He said not to wake him to ask questions but..)

(The paper smells of iron. And the looping thing.. It doesn't explain much, like why he's so hungry, but it does explain why he was so light when you picked them up to carry them over to the Clocktower..)

(You should probably ask Bonnie to make him something to eat. Anything but snacks that they were gonna prepare for everyone, tomorrow..)

(But how can you and your party get through the house, if they look like they gonna pass out at any moment? It'd be wrong to leave them here at the Clocktower alone, too..)

(You have an idea, but you feel like he'd be against it. He never really liked touch, after all, and if you'll try to carry him inside the house, you wouldn't be able to fight against the sadnesses alongside Mira and Odile.. And you're not certain if you should teach Bonnie how to fight, since they're still a kid and the whole adventure as is is already extremely dangerous.)

(Maybe you should discuss this with Mira and Odile, first. While Sif rests, anyway..)

#in stars and time #isat spoilers #could you tell i never wrote anything like fiction ever. #also i wrote it with like 3 hours of sleep but. #it's such an interesting au i'm rotating it in my brain like rotisserie chicken

[toast-tales]

yeah sure you guys get to see me going insane for this man in real time

#bg3 astarion #listen with some of his dialogue #trust me #he belongs on this blog #rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken #toast arts

[red-nightskies]

Every stone on every mountain, Is etched with my name

#my art #alan wake 2 #alan wake #alan wake ii #mr scratch #ilkka villi #remedy games #remedy entertainment #rotating them in my brain like a rotisserie chicken

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #Is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡

[akantorrr]

The Goldfish and The Kraken

Speedpaint and alternate versions under the cut :>

I really, REALLY could not decide if I liked the blue version more than the black and white ;w; I am suffering, they both look really gooddd

#the brainrot is consuming me; send help #I couldn't draw human faces even if they held me at gunpoint so here's a fish and tentacles instead #still rotating s2e3's ending in my brain like a rotisserie chicken #I'll get the brainrot out of the system in any way I can goddamnit; I'm either gonna draw symbolism or learn how to draw faces >:CCc #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd fanart #our flag means death #gentlebeard #gentlebeard fanart #Youtube #akans art

[blughxreader]

So mentally ill over this loud little boy

#batfam #batfamily #Damian Wayne #batfam memes #I wish I could make better content but I’m so fucking busy #have this low tier meme over my current stress toy #rotating him in my brain like a rotisserie chicken

[lady-raziel]

ALSO although i'm sure people are so fucking sick of hearing my thoughts by this point, I'd like to shut down the idea that because this essentially happened over the weekend that should excuse the lack of response (since watcher doesn't work weekends or so i've heard). look, i'm a person who totally supports a work-life balance and leaving work at the office. nobody deserves to be on call 24/7. that's not healthy and it doesn't make anyone more effective at their job.

however. there is a difference between logging out from a normal workday and logging out after you've just dropped a huge announcement that you've been hyping up, and doing so on a Friday afternoon before a tour. if a brand crisis occurs outside of work hours on a perfectly normal day, there's a little more leeway in not jumping on it right away as opposed to a time when you absolutely should be monitoring digital response, if only to pick out your favorite memes and posts to share on your socials (in the alternate universe where this subscription service move went really well and everyone loved it). not knowing what's going on at a time when you shouldn't be expected to know what's going on is pretty different than doing nothing when you absolutely should be watching for company news outside of normal hours.

all that being said, even in the first case where something bad happens that you need to take action on outside of work hours, waiting until Monday morning to do anything while the problem gets worse, particularly in a case like this with so much on the line, would get pretty much every comms or PR person I know severely reprimanded or fired. yes, you have a set work schedule each week. but in the end your job is to protect the brand, and you don't get to decide when threats come at you. your job is to formulate a response as soon as you know there's a problem. if you don't do that? you don't have a job anymore.

i say this with the full knowledge that watcher likely doesn't have a full "director of communications" role that entails reputation management on staff. They have a social media manager, yes, but full on corporate communications and all this other stuff really isn't (and shouldn't be!) that person's job description. (as a person who's worked as a social media manager i have a lot of thoughts about how other roles get smushed into that one and how that's not good for anyone, but that's another post.)

is it possible that watcher has contracted an outside firm to do PR/communications? sure. but in that case, a professional firm would ABSOLUTELY be on call over the weekend to help a client. that would literally be part of the fee paid to them. if they are paying a firm, and that firm hasn't helped them formulate a response and gotten it out by now, then they need to fire that group immediately. and also factor this into the conversation about money management if they've been paying a firm (none of which are cheap!) and getting such a horrible return on investment.

long story short, if your office building caught fire over the weekend, would you wait until Monday morning to do something? even if you don't own a fire extinguisher? even if you don't have a local fire department you can call? even if you were the one who set the building on fire? no-- because by then you might not even have an office anymore. emergencies aren't 9-to-5 problems.

#watcher #watcher tv #lady raz back at it AGAIN with ANOTHER take on the watcher situation! when will she stop? when will it end? #answer: when i've finished rotating every crazy part of this scenario around in my brain like a rotisserie chicken

[spidertams]

Thinking about Ed a lot once again... have a doodle for now

#he rotates in my brain like a rotisserie chicken. he comes back full force to my brain every two weeks #edward elric #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #hagane no renkinjutsushi

[mindstriker]

On the topic of Astarion and his disapproval towards helping NPCs in specific scenarios, I personally think at least some of it stems from spiteful jealousy. Especially considering some of his later dialogue in the game about how "nobody ever helped me, nobody ever had a kind word or tried to lend a hand." He's just been loosed from 200 years of torment by pure fucking chance because of the illithids, a situation that he likely never would have managed to get away from otherwise- and is now faced with watching his group, day after day, dragging other people out of horrible situations (some more similar to his own than others) with a smile and a wave. I think he's fucking seething about it- the fact that these people are so easily (and gleefully!) helped by a more good-aligned PC where he was not. Part of him may even consider it unfair, as well, that he is now spending his time as part of the group helping resolve all these other people's issues while still being haunted by his own- and doing so instead of spending his time relishing in his newfound freedom by doing whatever the hell he wants.

This could also explain why, as you progress with his storyline and move farther into the game, getting involved in his quest to free himself permanently for Cazador, he has fewer complaints. As his own problems are being addressed, I think he loosens up about precious time being "wasted" pulling other people out of the dumps, and starts focusing more on what the future promises and his plan for success rather than resenting other people for finding a quick solution to their problems at your hands.

#this encompasses only a little about what i have to say about his character and it might not be the best worded but i tried #rotating him in my brain like a rotisserie chicken #love wins #astarion #astarion bg3 #baldurs gate 3

[pstelwitchcraft]

I've seen much conjecture about Imogen's feelings and how much Laura put into all their little moments but I think ya'll are forgetting Laudna was absolutely not beating the allegations from as early as before they fought Otohan.

I mean- are we forgetting "I've never been in love before... I mean, that's not true, I deeply love Imogen *confused gay pause*"?? Are we forgetting "You have one of the biggest sparks I've ever seen. You don't need a pulse for that" "it pales in comparison to yours"????

Or "I certainly can't lose you" with the fondest look on her face? "You should never have to run into the storm alone". "I choke out, thought the pain, with whatever breath I have left, 'Imogen?'" "I think that depends on you, darling". "I'm still holding on to your hand. In the real world. I never stopped."

I mean, Marisha SAID she was making an unromanceable character but if I had to guess that also went out the window a while ago.

#critical role #6 DAYS its been SIX DAYS #and I still cannot stop rotating these two in my brain like rotisserie chicken #at this point i've accepted they are a permanent part of my brain #marisha and laura you made me FERAL #cr spoilers #cr3 #imogen temult #laudna #critical role spoilers #imodna #bells hells #critical role c3 #southerngothic

[sootandpepper]

tristamp saverem bros cause I'm now on my second time watching trigun stampede HAVDJAJ

#trigun stampede #tristamp #trigun vash #vash the stampede #tristamp vash #trigun nai #millions knives #tristamp knives #this is not shipping pls theyre brothers #fanart #trigun fanart #trigun stampede fanart #vash fanart #knives fanart #theyve been rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken for weeks now #might redraw this soon i reckon i can make them prettier LOL #my art

[hanadoesstuffwrong]

Some doodles because the concept art for this mediocre corporate mess has been haunting me

#we could have had it all #starboy #asha x star #wish 2023 #wish rewrite #wish concept art #pls don't bother trying to defend the movie to me cos i really really really don't care #these two have been rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken and thats why im here #disney used to be known for exactly three things: insane musical numbers + traumatising parent death scenes and LOVE STORIES #h0w do u manage to leave each of those out of ur big celebration homage flick????.. #i have my own full rewrite with replacement song concepts that will never see the light of day but thats what these come from #the gist is its gender-swapped Stardust where the moral is 'dont strive so hard for an ideal that u miss the good things u already have' #the fanart and animatics and analyses are the best things to come out of this movie by far!

[ozwuv]

every yaoi i touch turns to yuri

#pandora hearts #art tag #osjack #i have. many thoughts. they’re like a rotisserie chicken in my brain constsntly rotating and cooking.

[theminecraftbee]

can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation

Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.

Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.

Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.

“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”

“You do,” Three says.

“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.

“Will comply,” Three says.

“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”

“Will comply,” Three says.

“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”

“You are not very subtle,” Three says.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”

The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.

When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.

Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.

(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)

It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”

(Three did not like Oli.)

Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—

“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.

The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.

“Um,” the waiter says.

“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.

“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”

Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.

“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.

Martyn chokes harder.

“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”

“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.

The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.

“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”

“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.

“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.

“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.

Oh well.

At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”

“I asked for this,” Martyn says.

“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”

(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)

(Well. It had missed him, though.)

#answered #ask game #strifetxt #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-; #anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept. #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS #so I am BEING POLITE. #anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it #I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken. #THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW. #set nebulously A. Few? years after canon #up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened #so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares

[pastelcheckereddreams]

Things I did not know I needed: Wuyan bowing to Li Xiangyi Li Lianhua exactly the way he does Di Feisheng.

#i will now be thinking many thoughts #Wuyan I am rotating you in my brain like a rotisserie chicken #li lianhua #li xiangyi #wuyan mlc #mlc wuyan #mysterious lotus casebook #mlc ep 13 #nikkirewatches

[lizzardson]

im obsessed with mike walters he's gay he's a cowboy he's the bear he's never made a normal decision in his life he's cut off so many limbs he's the most and least killable man in the universe he's an anarcho communist he dropped his boyfriend husband into the pacific ocean he eats a normal amount of biscuits and gravy what a guy

#woe.begone #wgb #i am rotating him around in my brain like a rotisserie chicken he is the character of all time #there are so many of him and none of them have had a good day in their lives #kal.txt